A/N: Hi! I can't be arsed updating 'The Leopard Song' so I'd thought I'd write some other fanfics until I get my arse back. I'll write this while my creative juices are still flowing…
Disclaimer: I am not JK therefore I don't own Harry Potter.
Going, going, gone!!!
By
Xodox
Chapter One: Roll up, roll up! See the bearded Ginny and Ron!
"Fred, I don't know quite how to say this but… we haven't got very much cash left. I think we only have around 150 galleons, we spent a bomb on the shop and, well, we're not allowed to sell until after graduation, thank you very much mum! We need to earn some money and fast otherwise I don't think we can keep up the business."
"Well, we could sell a few toffees at Hogwarts or…"
"Nah, mum has a knack of finding things like that out. She's weird…" said George gloomily.
Fred scratched his head thoughtfully and sighed.
"Well, we have one year of school left, then we could get proper jobs like mum said. I don't fancy that much; telemarketing could be fun though. After all, we are very persuasive…"
George smiled weakly and looked at the figures again. He shook his head sadly.
Ron then came bursting into the room with a long ginger beard dangling by his ankles.
"What the bloody hell did you put in that cereal!?!"
The twins roared with laughter until Ginny walked slowly into the room with a dangerous expression on her face.
The laughter instantly stopped as they saw the white beard dangling on the floor behind her.
Fred quickly gave them the spell to take to their mother, Ginny snatched it from him and walked slowly back out.
Ron gave a shudder as he walked behind Ginny and shook his head.
Fred began to laugh again but George was looking thoughtful.
"Fred, this may sound really
odd, but do you think Ron's good looking?"
Fred raised and eyebrow and said, "You're right it does sound odd. Are you ok, George?"
"Answer the question Fred, is Ron good looking?"
"Hermione seems to think so," he said with a grin, "but she hasn't seen his beard yet…"