Chapter 2: Genius George
"George, will you explain why you are talking about how attractive Ron is? Please? I fear for your sanity…"
An evil smile crept onto George's lips.
"Imagine those cold winter nights, you feel so lonely…"
"Speak for yourself!" said Fred. George shushed him and continued.
"As I was saying, there are some sad people at Christmas. Sad, single people. Sad, single GIRLS in need of some love…"
Fred looked puzzled, "What are you on about?"
George rolled his eyes.
"Imagine the money they'd pay for a night with a guy."
"I doubt Ron'd pull much in…"
"Fred, listen to me, have you ever seen those bachelor auctions on Dad's jelly?"
"You mean his telly?"
"Whatever it's called! Those women pay bucket loads for a night with a guy! Think, we could make tons of dosh just by selling off our brother and a few of his friends! We could get the 5th 6th and 7th year boys to be auctioned off and we could rake it in!"
Fred had a dreamy look on his face as he thought of the money they could make.
"What do you think Fred?"
"George, you are a genius!"
A/N Sorry it's so short, I wanted to just explain it all. Two updates in one day, woohoo!!! Remember to review, I need some opinions!
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