*Sighs* I don't own Love Hina or any of the characters in this fic (Except
for Ky). I won't write anything more, because I don't want to bore you, and
I've said what needs to be said in order for me not to get sued.
CHAPTER THREE: Under the Mistletoe? Ooh La La
"Hey, Keitaro, could you help me put this up?" Naru called from across the room. "Uh, yeah, sure thing, Naru. I'll be there in a minute." He said, a thousand thoughts running through his mind. By far the most prominent was this: Wow. Naru's in charge of the mistletoe, and she asked me to help her put some up. I wonder if. No she wouldn't, but what if she does. I might get to kiss Naru. While he was thinking this, he had a goofy grin on his face. "PERV! Wipe that creepy look off of your ugly face and come help me!" Naru screamed. Yanked out of his fantasies, Keitaro snapped back into reality, and headed over to help Naru. "Okay, just hold this in place for me, Keitaro." Naru said, showing him where to hold the mistletoe. "Like this?" He asked, holding the mistletoe where Naru had pointed. "Yes. Perfect." She said, standing underneath it and stapling it onto the ceiling. "Uh, Naru." Keitaro stuttered. "What?" Naru asked impatiently. Then suddenly she realized that they were both standing under the mistletoe. "Ack! What the H***?" Out of nowhere, Kitsune, Su, Sara, and Ky appeared in a circle around her and Keitaro, preventing either of them from getting out. "Kiss, kiss, kiss." They all chanted. "Ack! Get away, everybody! Leave us alone!" Naru screamed, sending everybody scattering across the room. "Well, uh, Naru, uh, that is, er." Keitaro stuttered. "What?!" Naru said, obviously irritated. "Well, we're standing underneath the mistletoe." He suddenly blurted out. "Eeeeeeew! PERV PERV PERV!" She screamed, as she punched him into the wall. "Ouch. Okay, okay, okay, I give. I'm a shameless pervert, just don't hit me again, Naru." He said, getting up. Suddenly, out of nowhere, Motoko made her entrance, holding her sword up against his throght. "Urashima,"She growled, "You have gone to far, getting Naru under the mistletoe and then trying to kiss her. I cannot let you live for what you have done." Keitaro was struggling to get away from Motoko, but to no avail. "What'd I do?" He managed to choke out. "Motoko, let him go." Naru said. "He can't help it if he's clumsy and perverted." Motoko reluctantly let him go and went back to yelling at Su, Sara, and Ky. "Phew, that was close. Thanks Naru." Keitaro said, walking back to her. "No problem. I just didn't want them to get the wrong idea." She replied. "Uh oh. We're." Keitaro was interupted by Naru pulling him foreward and kissing full on the lips. "N-Naru. What was that for?" He stuttered. "Think of it as a thank you present for helping me, and because we're still standing under the mistletoe." She said, pointing towards the ceiling, where there was indeed, some mistletoe hanging from the ceiling. "Ooh laa laa." Kitsune said, walking over to them. "Two lovebirds kissing under the mistletoe? How sweet." She grinned her foxy grin. "Kitsune, please, don't tell anyone. Especially not Motoko, Kanako, and Shinobu." Keitaro bagged. "I won't tell, for a price." Kitsune said. Keitaro and Naru reached for their wallets, identical grim looks on their faces, knowing that they would be broke for a long time. "Here. I have 1,000 Yen." Keitaro lied, shoving someof his money into Kitsune's hand. "And I have 1,500 Yen." Keitaro knew that Naru was lying but kept quiet. "Okay, geeze, you guys have even less money than I expected." She said. "Oh well, I gotta go and finish with the streamers, bye Naru." Keitaro said as he headed back to his job, floating a foot in the air.
CHAPTER THREE: Under the Mistletoe? Ooh La La
"Hey, Keitaro, could you help me put this up?" Naru called from across the room. "Uh, yeah, sure thing, Naru. I'll be there in a minute." He said, a thousand thoughts running through his mind. By far the most prominent was this: Wow. Naru's in charge of the mistletoe, and she asked me to help her put some up. I wonder if. No she wouldn't, but what if she does. I might get to kiss Naru. While he was thinking this, he had a goofy grin on his face. "PERV! Wipe that creepy look off of your ugly face and come help me!" Naru screamed. Yanked out of his fantasies, Keitaro snapped back into reality, and headed over to help Naru. "Okay, just hold this in place for me, Keitaro." Naru said, showing him where to hold the mistletoe. "Like this?" He asked, holding the mistletoe where Naru had pointed. "Yes. Perfect." She said, standing underneath it and stapling it onto the ceiling. "Uh, Naru." Keitaro stuttered. "What?" Naru asked impatiently. Then suddenly she realized that they were both standing under the mistletoe. "Ack! What the H***?" Out of nowhere, Kitsune, Su, Sara, and Ky appeared in a circle around her and Keitaro, preventing either of them from getting out. "Kiss, kiss, kiss." They all chanted. "Ack! Get away, everybody! Leave us alone!" Naru screamed, sending everybody scattering across the room. "Well, uh, Naru, uh, that is, er." Keitaro stuttered. "What?!" Naru said, obviously irritated. "Well, we're standing underneath the mistletoe." He suddenly blurted out. "Eeeeeeew! PERV PERV PERV!" She screamed, as she punched him into the wall. "Ouch. Okay, okay, okay, I give. I'm a shameless pervert, just don't hit me again, Naru." He said, getting up. Suddenly, out of nowhere, Motoko made her entrance, holding her sword up against his throght. "Urashima,"She growled, "You have gone to far, getting Naru under the mistletoe and then trying to kiss her. I cannot let you live for what you have done." Keitaro was struggling to get away from Motoko, but to no avail. "What'd I do?" He managed to choke out. "Motoko, let him go." Naru said. "He can't help it if he's clumsy and perverted." Motoko reluctantly let him go and went back to yelling at Su, Sara, and Ky. "Phew, that was close. Thanks Naru." Keitaro said, walking back to her. "No problem. I just didn't want them to get the wrong idea." She replied. "Uh oh. We're." Keitaro was interupted by Naru pulling him foreward and kissing full on the lips. "N-Naru. What was that for?" He stuttered. "Think of it as a thank you present for helping me, and because we're still standing under the mistletoe." She said, pointing towards the ceiling, where there was indeed, some mistletoe hanging from the ceiling. "Ooh laa laa." Kitsune said, walking over to them. "Two lovebirds kissing under the mistletoe? How sweet." She grinned her foxy grin. "Kitsune, please, don't tell anyone. Especially not Motoko, Kanako, and Shinobu." Keitaro bagged. "I won't tell, for a price." Kitsune said. Keitaro and Naru reached for their wallets, identical grim looks on their faces, knowing that they would be broke for a long time. "Here. I have 1,000 Yen." Keitaro lied, shoving someof his money into Kitsune's hand. "And I have 1,500 Yen." Keitaro knew that Naru was lying but kept quiet. "Okay, geeze, you guys have even less money than I expected." She said. "Oh well, I gotta go and finish with the streamers, bye Naru." Keitaro said as he headed back to his job, floating a foot in the air.