Me: Hi All! Welcome to A Christmas Carol-- Yu-Gi-Oh! Style!

Disclaimer: I do not own these things. They're Charles Dicken's and Kazuki Takahashi (Who'd think I'd say those two together?)

The Way it Works:

Kaiba- Scrooge

Yami- The guy that works for him (I forgot his name so his name is still 'Yami'

Marlly- Joey

Tiny Tim- Yugi (it was him or Mokuba...)

The Ghost of Christmas Past- Isis

The Ghost of Christmas Present- Yami (It's the richy royalty thing...)

The Ghost of Christmas Future- Malik (him, Yami Malik, Yami Bakura, Ryou... take your pick.)

Find out the rest for yourself.

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Note: If I didn't know the character I kept the Yu-Gi-Oh! name.

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Me (the narrator): Of all the people in Domino, Scrooge was the meanest.

Scrooge: Bah Humbug!

Me: He had a bussiness that was called 'Marly and Scrooge Corperation' but Marly died and Scrooge entierly took over.

Scrooge: So?

Me: Of all the workers the least paid was Yami. Ironically he needed it most, because....

Yami: My son is sick.

Scrooge: *snorts*

**Setting: Scrooge Croperation late at night. Scrooge made Yami work extra hours**

Yami: My aching fingers...

Scrooge: *yelling* IF YOU KEEP THIS UP YOU'LL START WRITING IN BLOOD!

Yami: o.O!

Mokuba: *runs in with a wreath* Merry Christmas, brother!

Scrooge: Beat it, shrimp.

Mokuba: But it's Christmas! Besides, what is a worker doing late at night on Dhristmas Eve?

Yami: *thinking* that's what I wanted to know.

Scrooge: Bah Humbug!

Mokuba: Well keep the wreath. *leaves*

Yami: Sir, I really need to go. My wife said that she's having a meal for us. I'll invite you if you like...

Scrooge: You're staying!

Yami: But it's Chris...

Scrooge: I don't care if it's the end of the world..... *notices that the papers Yami's writing have errors*

Me: Oh no...

Scrooge: HOW DARE YOU MAKE ERRORS! *grabs Yami byt he collar and chucks him out of the window*

Yami: *lands on the snow* I guess I'm good to go...

Scrooge: AND TAKE THIS #@!*$%# WREATH TOO!

Yami: *Runs away*

**Setting: Yami's house**

Me: Well Yami ran like heck to his home to see his wife, Tea (not that I like her) and his frail son, Tim.

Tea: Yami you're home!

Tim: *Takes crutches* Daddy!*stumbles*

Yami: *catches him* Tim, hi.

Tea: Why were you late.

Yami: Scrooge.

Tea: Oh... I see...

Everyone: *looks at a fire that's dying*

Yami: Out of firewood...

**Setting: Scrooge's house.**

Scrooge: Stupid Yami. *gets in bed* Screw Christmas. An excuse for--

Marly: Scrooge... scrooge...

Scrooge: Wha? Who's there? Marly? *hides in covers*

Marly: Look at me, Scrooge, LOOK AT ME!

Scrooge: *pulls covers and shudders* M-Marly? You're dead!

Marly: So? Screwed, I mean Scrooge, You're gonna be vistited by three spirits every hour, on the hour until you learn that what you did to everyone is wrong!

Scrooge: GO AWAY! *throws pitcher of water*

Marly: *goes through him* !?!

Scrooge: Scram!

Marly: *Dissappeared*

Me: 12:00 midnight.

Ghost of Christmas Past: Oh, Scrooge, Scrooge, Ebenizer Scrooge.

Scrooge: A spook!

GCP: Hello, Scrooge, I am the Ghost of Christmas Past.

Scrooge: You're what Marly warned about!

GCP: Hmm.

Scrooge: *gets out of bed* Well what do you want?

GCP: Come with me... *Necklace glows*

**Setting: Feziwig's (Ryou)**

Scrooge: *looks into window* Why it's old Feziwig's!

GCP: Yes. You were so young back then...

Scrooge: *looks at younger version*

GCP: You found true love there.

Scrooge: Yes, Caroline... {It's Isis}

*Young Scrooge and Caroline start dancing*

Scrooge:... but she died and I said I would never love again.

GCP: But you did... *both move to a new window*

Scrooge: Martha! {It's Tea}

*Scrooge and Martha are talking and laughing*

Scrooge: But then she hated me...

*Martha: Ebenizer, I can't stand you! Scrooge: Why? Martha: You've changed and I don't like it!*she leaves**

*The vision ends*

GCP: You changed and now yopu stayed. The next spirit, the next hour shall explain.

**Setting: 1:00 am**

Ghost of Christmas Present: Yay! food!

Scrooge: Who's there?

GOCP: OOpps...

Scrooge: You're eating my food!

GOCP: My bad. I'm the Ghost of Christmas Present! *drags Scrooge out of house to Yami's*

Scrooge: What...?

*Yami and his family have a tiny meal. They talk about killing Tim's pet dove for a meal. Tim walks to the bird, weezes and falls down.*

Scrooge: Oh God...

GOCP: See? He needs money!

Scrooge: The poor people... but I...

GOCP
: You don't get it, do you?

*Everything's firery and Scrooge is in his room*

**Setting: 2:00 am**

Ghost of Christmas Past: *grabs Scrooge*

Scrooge: Oh no! Christmas Future!

GCF: *drags him to a graveyard*

Scrooge: What?

GCF: *Points to a grave*

Scrooge: *looks at grave* why that's Tim!

Yami and Tea: *Walk to grave*

Scrooge and Ghost: Hide behind a grave.

GCF: *Points to name*

Scrooge: Looks at it* What!?!

EBINEZER SCROOGE

Scrooge: I'm not dead!

GCF: *pulls hood down* OH YES YOU ARE!!!!

*ground falls out under Scrooge*

Scrooge: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Scrooge: *wakes up* What? is this a dream!? *runs to window to see Mokuba playing*

Scrooge: You there! What day is it?

Mokuba: CHRISTMAS!!!

Scrooge: Maybe I can still undo the future! I must hurry!

**Setting: Yami's house.**

Tim: Please, Dad, do you really have to kill the dove...?

Tea: *covers Tim's eyes*

Scrooge: *Runs in* Wait! Merry Christmas!

Everyone: *turns*

Tim: Santa?

Scrooge: Yami! Merry Christmas! *gives him money*

Yami: Sir...?

Scrooge: Merry Christmas, Tea! *hands a big turkey*

Tea: My word...

Scrooge: And of course, you, Tim. *hands toys and a really good crutch*

Tim: Thank you, Uncle Ebenizer!

Everyone: *Smiles*

Scrooge:* puts Tim on his shoulder*

Tim: God bless us, Everyone!

Me: Well... the End.

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Merry Christmas everyone!