Here's a little more, and here's a hint: NO TWINS!!!!! Although I thank you
people who replied, twins would be just a little too predictable and
cliché. That would therefore make my story boring and insulting to your
intelligence. And does anyone like being insulted? I didn't think so..
Plus, I'm keeping you on your toes. Heh-heh.
Anyways, here's PART FIVE, in which Dumbledore is "cured".
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"I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, Everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, and this is how it goes bum, bum, bum.."
"WILL SOMONE SHUT HIM UP?!" Doctor Rollins screamed in disgust.
"I KNOW A SONG THAT GETS ON EVERYBODY'S NERVES!" Dumbledore sang louder and rocked in the office chair he was tied to in the tiny surgery room.
"Give him the sock." One of the nurses took off his sock (designer of course) and began to approach the singing loony cautiously.
"AND THIS IS HOW IT GOOOOO-" Dumbledore held out the note as if it was the last he would sing.
Dr. Rollins and every single one of his dancing nurses held their breathes to see if he would stop.
"-OOOOOOOOOOOOO-" everyone leaned forward in his chair. "-OOOOES!"
Dumbledore shut his mouth.
A giant sigh was breathed.
Silence....
"BUM, BUM, BUM! I KNOW A SONG.." Everyone yelled in outrage and the male strip-dancer/medical assistant shoved his sock into the offending mouth. Dumbledore kept humming, but the overall sound was extinguished.
"Thank you, Nurse Joe. Your oil foot massage comes later." Dr .Rollins said.
"But I'm Nurse Michael." Protested Michael, adjusting the bowtie he wore without a shirt.
"Don't care, you're all the same."
"Dr. Rollins, what'll we do about old crazy over here?" Queried Nurse Alvin, Looking up from his game of Go Fish* with Nurse Bob and indicating the humming Dumbledore.
"We won't REALLY operate on him, will we?" added Nurse Davy.
"Of course not, you dimwits, I am not a real doctor! Plus, you know how I squeal at the sight of blood."
"Heh-heh, yeah, that was real funny that one time you got a paper cut and you cried like a.. like a.." Nurse Bob had forgotten the word.
"Like a GIRL!!!" Nurse Dave shouted. The room burst into laughter.
"Be quiet all of you!" Dr. Rollins snapped, "..it hurt really bad.."
"YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!!!!" shouted Dumbledore who had spat out the sock.
"Damn crazy, old.. crazy-man!!!! Put that thing back in his mouth."
"Gross! I don't want to touch that thing after it's been in his mouth! I might catch the crazy!" One of the nurses said. (Probably Nurse Michael.) The rest of the nurses nodded in agreement.
"Fine, give him some cereal."
So Nurse Joe grabbed their box of Happy Puffs **, tipped Dumbledore's head back and poured happy puffs over his face.
"Mmmm. maffy muffs!" Dumbledore mumbled happily through a mouthful of the crunchy delight.
"So, what are we going to do with him?" asked one nurse.
"I have no idea. Let's think!" So everyone paused and tried to think of an idea.
Meanwhile, back in the WAITING ROOM.
Ginny, Harry and Draco Malfoy were sitting around listening to the Kenny G Christmas special being played over the hospital sound speakers.
It was February.
Draco was singing along in a nasal falsetto:
"sleeeeep in heaaaavenly peeeeee-eeeeease. hmm-mm in hmmm-hmm-hmm peeeeace. Siiii-iilent night."
Harry was becoming more than a little irritated. He was subconsciously digging his nails into the arms of the hospital chairs making deep grooves in the plastic.
Ginny held one of the old magazines in her lap and was crushing it with both hands as if they were clenched around a certain blonde's neck.
"we wish you a hm-hm hm-hmmmmm."
BACK IN THE SURGERY WARD:
"Wait, I have an idea!" Dr. Rollins shouted spontaneously. Everyone cheered.
(Nurses: "YAAAAY!!!")
"I saw this on Saved by the Bell once! Does anyone have a large, blunt, heavy object?"
"Why, I just happen to have a two-by-four RIGHT HERE!!!" Nurse Alvin said, holding it up.
"Perfect!" Dr. Rollins grabbed the block of wood and stood behind Dumbledore, who was still crunching happily on his cereal. "Don't worry, this won't hurt a bit."
The phony doctor swung the heavy plank and gave the unsuspecting Dumbledore a heavy whack.
"Damn.. foiled again.. by mighty mouse..." Dumbledore muttered as he sank to the floor. He lay there unconscious.
"Is.. Is he.. dead?" asked Dr. Rollins.
"You're the doctor, you tell us."
"Well, I don't know if he's dead or not!"
"Do CPR or mouth-to-mouth or something."
"WHAT THE HECK IS CPR??? Damn it, Nurse Bob, don't poke him with your foot like that.." Dumbledore sat up. He groaned and rubbed the back of his head, then took his glasses off and inspected the cracks. Then, looking around the small hospital room he asked:
"Where am I?"
"You're in safe hands, Mr. Doobledorkus. I am the man that SAVED YOUR LIFE! How are you feeling?"
"Why.. I feel.. I feel.. ABSOLUTELY WONDERFUL! Thank you! Thank you, Doctor!" He stood and shook hands with Dr. Rollins vigorously. He then pulled him into a tight bear hug, kissed the air next to each of his cheeks and skipped out of the surgery room, hospital gown flowing behind him.
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*Go fish was the only game any of the nurses could play. Crazy eights and old maid were just a little too difficult. Plus they played Go Fish wrong most of the time. They even played with little cards with fishes on them. They also had to refer to an instruction booklet too often.
** "Happy Puffs, the stuff hallucinogenic dreams are made of!"
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A/N: Hey, I hope you liked this segment of "The Waiting Room from HELL" I'm sorry this part was so short, but I will update soon, so keep your pants on! Stayed tuned for more excitement, an unusual choice of name, what DUMBLEDORE does after he's 'cured', and the usual insanity with PART VI!!!!!! ( "THEN YOU DIE!!! DIEIDEIDIEIDIEDIE!!!" said a man without arms or legs, he had a skateboard and he dragged himself around by his teeth. Soon he will need dentures, but he has no job because he is crippled. RAMNDOMNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *This segment brought to you from my bestest potter pal, Cassie, aka happyhampstergas*.)
And here is where I list the people I love READ THEIR STORIES: Miss Cleo, -Meisako (ESPECIALLY Meisako!!!!! Dude, you rock. Thanks for replying so many times!), -Atristique Conglation, -Katherine, -Ehren (Ryoko) Hatten, -Piccologirly, -Merle Charton, -Ailsa, -x- yammi- yu-somethingidon'twanttotypeoutgirl-x, -LaurelCrowned, -and Happyhampstergas (*SHE IS GOD!!!! WORSHIP HER, ALL OF YOU!!!*) I cannot thank all of you enough for replying!
Lotsa love, Sandwichgirl
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"I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, Everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, and this is how it goes bum, bum, bum.."
"WILL SOMONE SHUT HIM UP?!" Doctor Rollins screamed in disgust.
"I KNOW A SONG THAT GETS ON EVERYBODY'S NERVES!" Dumbledore sang louder and rocked in the office chair he was tied to in the tiny surgery room.
"Give him the sock." One of the nurses took off his sock (designer of course) and began to approach the singing loony cautiously.
"AND THIS IS HOW IT GOOOOO-" Dumbledore held out the note as if it was the last he would sing.
Dr. Rollins and every single one of his dancing nurses held their breathes to see if he would stop.
"-OOOOOOOOOOOOO-" everyone leaned forward in his chair. "-OOOOES!"
Dumbledore shut his mouth.
A giant sigh was breathed.
Silence....
"BUM, BUM, BUM! I KNOW A SONG.." Everyone yelled in outrage and the male strip-dancer/medical assistant shoved his sock into the offending mouth. Dumbledore kept humming, but the overall sound was extinguished.
"Thank you, Nurse Joe. Your oil foot massage comes later." Dr .Rollins said.
"But I'm Nurse Michael." Protested Michael, adjusting the bowtie he wore without a shirt.
"Don't care, you're all the same."
"Dr. Rollins, what'll we do about old crazy over here?" Queried Nurse Alvin, Looking up from his game of Go Fish* with Nurse Bob and indicating the humming Dumbledore.
"We won't REALLY operate on him, will we?" added Nurse Davy.
"Of course not, you dimwits, I am not a real doctor! Plus, you know how I squeal at the sight of blood."
"Heh-heh, yeah, that was real funny that one time you got a paper cut and you cried like a.. like a.." Nurse Bob had forgotten the word.
"Like a GIRL!!!" Nurse Dave shouted. The room burst into laughter.
"Be quiet all of you!" Dr. Rollins snapped, "..it hurt really bad.."
"YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!!!!" shouted Dumbledore who had spat out the sock.
"Damn crazy, old.. crazy-man!!!! Put that thing back in his mouth."
"Gross! I don't want to touch that thing after it's been in his mouth! I might catch the crazy!" One of the nurses said. (Probably Nurse Michael.) The rest of the nurses nodded in agreement.
"Fine, give him some cereal."
So Nurse Joe grabbed their box of Happy Puffs **, tipped Dumbledore's head back and poured happy puffs over his face.
"Mmmm. maffy muffs!" Dumbledore mumbled happily through a mouthful of the crunchy delight.
"So, what are we going to do with him?" asked one nurse.
"I have no idea. Let's think!" So everyone paused and tried to think of an idea.
Meanwhile, back in the WAITING ROOM.
Ginny, Harry and Draco Malfoy were sitting around listening to the Kenny G Christmas special being played over the hospital sound speakers.
It was February.
Draco was singing along in a nasal falsetto:
"sleeeeep in heaaaavenly peeeeee-eeeeease. hmm-mm in hmmm-hmm-hmm peeeeace. Siiii-iilent night."
Harry was becoming more than a little irritated. He was subconsciously digging his nails into the arms of the hospital chairs making deep grooves in the plastic.
Ginny held one of the old magazines in her lap and was crushing it with both hands as if they were clenched around a certain blonde's neck.
"we wish you a hm-hm hm-hmmmmm."
BACK IN THE SURGERY WARD:
"Wait, I have an idea!" Dr. Rollins shouted spontaneously. Everyone cheered.
(Nurses: "YAAAAY!!!")
"I saw this on Saved by the Bell once! Does anyone have a large, blunt, heavy object?"
"Why, I just happen to have a two-by-four RIGHT HERE!!!" Nurse Alvin said, holding it up.
"Perfect!" Dr. Rollins grabbed the block of wood and stood behind Dumbledore, who was still crunching happily on his cereal. "Don't worry, this won't hurt a bit."
The phony doctor swung the heavy plank and gave the unsuspecting Dumbledore a heavy whack.
"Damn.. foiled again.. by mighty mouse..." Dumbledore muttered as he sank to the floor. He lay there unconscious.
"Is.. Is he.. dead?" asked Dr. Rollins.
"You're the doctor, you tell us."
"Well, I don't know if he's dead or not!"
"Do CPR or mouth-to-mouth or something."
"WHAT THE HECK IS CPR??? Damn it, Nurse Bob, don't poke him with your foot like that.." Dumbledore sat up. He groaned and rubbed the back of his head, then took his glasses off and inspected the cracks. Then, looking around the small hospital room he asked:
"Where am I?"
"You're in safe hands, Mr. Doobledorkus. I am the man that SAVED YOUR LIFE! How are you feeling?"
"Why.. I feel.. I feel.. ABSOLUTELY WONDERFUL! Thank you! Thank you, Doctor!" He stood and shook hands with Dr. Rollins vigorously. He then pulled him into a tight bear hug, kissed the air next to each of his cheeks and skipped out of the surgery room, hospital gown flowing behind him.
~*~*~*~*~*~
*Go fish was the only game any of the nurses could play. Crazy eights and old maid were just a little too difficult. Plus they played Go Fish wrong most of the time. They even played with little cards with fishes on them. They also had to refer to an instruction booklet too often.
** "Happy Puffs, the stuff hallucinogenic dreams are made of!"
~*~*~*~*~*~
A/N: Hey, I hope you liked this segment of "The Waiting Room from HELL" I'm sorry this part was so short, but I will update soon, so keep your pants on! Stayed tuned for more excitement, an unusual choice of name, what DUMBLEDORE does after he's 'cured', and the usual insanity with PART VI!!!!!! ( "THEN YOU DIE!!! DIEIDEIDIEIDIEDIE!!!" said a man without arms or legs, he had a skateboard and he dragged himself around by his teeth. Soon he will need dentures, but he has no job because he is crippled. RAMNDOMNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *This segment brought to you from my bestest potter pal, Cassie, aka happyhampstergas*.)
And here is where I list the people I love READ THEIR STORIES: Miss Cleo, -Meisako (ESPECIALLY Meisako!!!!! Dude, you rock. Thanks for replying so many times!), -Atristique Conglation, -Katherine, -Ehren (Ryoko) Hatten, -Piccologirly, -Merle Charton, -Ailsa, -x- yammi- yu-somethingidon'twanttotypeoutgirl-x, -LaurelCrowned, -and Happyhampstergas (*SHE IS GOD!!!! WORSHIP HER, ALL OF YOU!!!*) I cannot thank all of you enough for replying!
Lotsa love, Sandwichgirl