Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Biscuit

by Phoenix with a Head Cold

A parody of the third book. THE TRUE STORY! Not the story that J.K. Rowling made up! Not the way Harry pretended to be...or pretended not to be. THAT IS THE QUESTION! Okay, on with the show!

1. Happy Little Intro

Harry and the Prisoner of Bis-cu-it By Yellow

Disclaimer: The third to the trilogy of the retold Harry Potter stories from the assorted authors of Black Sparkles. These stories are based on an inside joke gone way too far. The characters belong to JK, Matrix belong to whoever made it, but the joke is MIIIINE!. So sit back and enjoy, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Bis-cu-it

No sit back, recline.

Are you relaxed?

You don't look relaxed.

That's better.

But don't fall asleep!

Yes, like that.