hello people! here is the next chapter of the
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disclaimer: I would like to tell you that I am disclaiming the disclaimer because its evil!
Chapter 2: The Dog-Penguin and His Evil Glitter
Gohan jumped up. "Hey Dad! Do you feel that!" Gohan yelled.
Goku focused on the ki as a chill ran up his spine. "Yes, I do." He flew down to his son, Vegeta following close behind him.
"What is it?" Gohan asked sounding very concerned.
"Well it obviously isn't the Easter Bunny!" Vegeta said looking into the sky.
Videl looked over at the guys who had for some reason stopped fighting. Chichi and Bulma were going on about some new cleaning liquid that Videl, to say the least, couldn't care less about.
"Umm, Bulma?" she said tapping Bulma on the shoulder.
Bulma turned to Videl and smiled sweetly. "Yes Videl?"
Videl pointed to the guys who happened to all be staring into the sky aimlessly .
Chichi and Bulma looked over and sighed. This wasn't TOO different.
Bulma stood up. "Hey you guys! What are you doing?" she yelled breaking the silence.
They didn't answer, but Gohan looked over and motioned them to come.
Chichi shook her head. "Why can't they just FLY over to us like normal people?" she asked angrily.
Videl shrugged and ran over to them. Bulma and Chichi followed.
"What's up?" Videl asked looking confused.
Goku was about to answer when he saw the source of the power. "LOOK!" he yelled.
They all looked up only to see a tiny outline of what appeared to be a person flying towards them. He approached with incredible speed until he was close enough to make out.
"Well he's fast, I'll give him that." Goku said as it landed in front of them.
Bulma cringed and stepped back. "Who the hell are you?" she exclaimed.
The man(if you could call it that)was only two feet tall and was fat, very fat. He looked like a dog and penguin put together.
Goku cocked his head to the side. "He doesn't look very tough. But then again, I've never fought a guy who wore a dress either."
The freaky dog-penguin flashed with anger. "This is NOT a dress!!!" he yelled in squeaky voice. "It's a robe. You know, like wizards and magically people wear."
"Oh, well that would make more sense I guess." Goku said to himself.
"My name is Flaskratt!!!!" the wizard guy yelled dramatically.
Vegeta made a face. "Flaskratt?!?"
Flaskratt posed. "Yes, FLASKRATT!"
Everyone sweat dropped.
Vegeta groaned. "Why do they always have to be stupid?"
Goku looked at him. "Who is stupid?"
Vegeta fell over.
Goku turned back to the strange little person. "So Flaskratt, why are you here?"
An evil grin appeared on his ugly little face. "To kill you of course!"
Vegeta (who finally got up) looked at him with an evil grin of his own. "Oh, and how do you think your going to do that Flask-ass? Kill us will your horrible looks or smother us with your humongous girth?
Flaskratt didn't seem to notice Vegeta's comment. "Now let me show you my power!" he said pulling a container of shiny silver powder out of his pocket and pouring some into his hand.
Gohan looked at the powder. "What is that? Glitter?" he asked with a laugh.
"Insolent boy! This is much more powerful than glitter." the wizard yelled. "Behold, the fighter of the dark dreams!"
He through the powder on the ground making a blood red cloud of smoke appear between him and the Z fighters.
Chichi screamed and ducked behind Goku.
Goku look back. "You girls go over there." He said pointing to a nearby tree. "This could get messy."
They did as Goku said and ran a safe distance away. They didn't really want to be sat on by that tub of lard.
Goku, Vegeta, and Gohan went into fighting poses as the smoke started to clear.
Vegeta scowled. "What the?"
There stood a huge stone statue the size of a large building.
Flaskratt jumped up and down. "Yes, it worked! Now my giant stone fighter will crush you all!
Gohan scratched his head. "Is this your idea of a joke?" he asked.
Flaskratt grinned evilly and rubbed his hands together. "Yes, I mean NO. He is made of pure stone"
Goku looked up at the statue. "How is he going to crush us if it can't move?"
Vegeta growled angrily. "This is a waist of time!" he yelled and raised up his hand to fire a ki blast.
"No, Vegeta!" Goku reasoned. "We don't need to blow it."
Vegeta fired. The statue started to shake until.BOOM! A thick cloud of smoke and dust filled the air.
Flaskratt was hysterical. "How.could.you!" he yelled. "I just finished the last payment on that!"
Goku scowled at Vegeta. "You didn't have to blow it up ya know."
"Yes, I did." Vegeta answered folding his arms.
The girls looked around. They were covered with dust.
Chichi brushed herself of and looked over towards her husband. "Vegeta blew it up!" she said in astonishment.
"Why did he do that?" Videl asked.
Chichi and Bulma shrugged.
"Well it looks like the danger is over." Bulma stated.
"Then lets go back over and watch them kill him!" Chichi said running over to them.
"Hey, wait for us." Videl and Bulma said in unison chasing after her.
Gohan brushed the dirt of his gi and turned to the others. "What now?" he asked.
"We kill him!" Vegeta said holding up his hand for another blast.
Flaskratt jumped and grabbed the bottle of powder from under his cloak. "You may be stronger than me," he said opening the bottle and pouring the powder into his hand. "but you won't be for long!"
Vegeta stopped. "What do you mean by that?"
Flaskratt through the powder at the three saiyjins just as the girls caught up.
Flaskratt laughed wickedly as a cloud of emerald green smoke swirled around them.
thats chapter two for ya! thanks for the reviews! I love reviews (true love) see ya later.. I hope.(don't leave me!) ^_^
disclaimer: I would like to tell you that I am disclaiming the disclaimer because its evil!
Chapter 2: The Dog-Penguin and His Evil Glitter
Gohan jumped up. "Hey Dad! Do you feel that!" Gohan yelled.
Goku focused on the ki as a chill ran up his spine. "Yes, I do." He flew down to his son, Vegeta following close behind him.
"What is it?" Gohan asked sounding very concerned.
"Well it obviously isn't the Easter Bunny!" Vegeta said looking into the sky.
Videl looked over at the guys who had for some reason stopped fighting. Chichi and Bulma were going on about some new cleaning liquid that Videl, to say the least, couldn't care less about.
"Umm, Bulma?" she said tapping Bulma on the shoulder.
Bulma turned to Videl and smiled sweetly. "Yes Videl?"
Videl pointed to the guys who happened to all be staring into the sky aimlessly .
Chichi and Bulma looked over and sighed. This wasn't TOO different.
Bulma stood up. "Hey you guys! What are you doing?" she yelled breaking the silence.
They didn't answer, but Gohan looked over and motioned them to come.
Chichi shook her head. "Why can't they just FLY over to us like normal people?" she asked angrily.
Videl shrugged and ran over to them. Bulma and Chichi followed.
"What's up?" Videl asked looking confused.
Goku was about to answer when he saw the source of the power. "LOOK!" he yelled.
They all looked up only to see a tiny outline of what appeared to be a person flying towards them. He approached with incredible speed until he was close enough to make out.
"Well he's fast, I'll give him that." Goku said as it landed in front of them.
Bulma cringed and stepped back. "Who the hell are you?" she exclaimed.
The man(if you could call it that)was only two feet tall and was fat, very fat. He looked like a dog and penguin put together.
Goku cocked his head to the side. "He doesn't look very tough. But then again, I've never fought a guy who wore a dress either."
The freaky dog-penguin flashed with anger. "This is NOT a dress!!!" he yelled in squeaky voice. "It's a robe. You know, like wizards and magically people wear."
"Oh, well that would make more sense I guess." Goku said to himself.
"My name is Flaskratt!!!!" the wizard guy yelled dramatically.
Vegeta made a face. "Flaskratt?!?"
Flaskratt posed. "Yes, FLASKRATT!"
Everyone sweat dropped.
Vegeta groaned. "Why do they always have to be stupid?"
Goku looked at him. "Who is stupid?"
Vegeta fell over.
Goku turned back to the strange little person. "So Flaskratt, why are you here?"
An evil grin appeared on his ugly little face. "To kill you of course!"
Vegeta (who finally got up) looked at him with an evil grin of his own. "Oh, and how do you think your going to do that Flask-ass? Kill us will your horrible looks or smother us with your humongous girth?
Flaskratt didn't seem to notice Vegeta's comment. "Now let me show you my power!" he said pulling a container of shiny silver powder out of his pocket and pouring some into his hand.
Gohan looked at the powder. "What is that? Glitter?" he asked with a laugh.
"Insolent boy! This is much more powerful than glitter." the wizard yelled. "Behold, the fighter of the dark dreams!"
He through the powder on the ground making a blood red cloud of smoke appear between him and the Z fighters.
Chichi screamed and ducked behind Goku.
Goku look back. "You girls go over there." He said pointing to a nearby tree. "This could get messy."
They did as Goku said and ran a safe distance away. They didn't really want to be sat on by that tub of lard.
Goku, Vegeta, and Gohan went into fighting poses as the smoke started to clear.
Vegeta scowled. "What the?"
There stood a huge stone statue the size of a large building.
Flaskratt jumped up and down. "Yes, it worked! Now my giant stone fighter will crush you all!
Gohan scratched his head. "Is this your idea of a joke?" he asked.
Flaskratt grinned evilly and rubbed his hands together. "Yes, I mean NO. He is made of pure stone"
Goku looked up at the statue. "How is he going to crush us if it can't move?"
Vegeta growled angrily. "This is a waist of time!" he yelled and raised up his hand to fire a ki blast.
"No, Vegeta!" Goku reasoned. "We don't need to blow it."
Vegeta fired. The statue started to shake until.BOOM! A thick cloud of smoke and dust filled the air.
Flaskratt was hysterical. "How.could.you!" he yelled. "I just finished the last payment on that!"
Goku scowled at Vegeta. "You didn't have to blow it up ya know."
"Yes, I did." Vegeta answered folding his arms.
The girls looked around. They were covered with dust.
Chichi brushed herself of and looked over towards her husband. "Vegeta blew it up!" she said in astonishment.
"Why did he do that?" Videl asked.
Chichi and Bulma shrugged.
"Well it looks like the danger is over." Bulma stated.
"Then lets go back over and watch them kill him!" Chichi said running over to them.
"Hey, wait for us." Videl and Bulma said in unison chasing after her.
Gohan brushed the dirt of his gi and turned to the others. "What now?" he asked.
"We kill him!" Vegeta said holding up his hand for another blast.
Flaskratt jumped and grabbed the bottle of powder from under his cloak. "You may be stronger than me," he said opening the bottle and pouring the powder into his hand. "but you won't be for long!"
Vegeta stopped. "What do you mean by that?"
Flaskratt through the powder at the three saiyjins just as the girls caught up.
Flaskratt laughed wickedly as a cloud of emerald green smoke swirled around them.
thats chapter two for ya! thanks for the reviews! I love reviews (true love) see ya later.. I hope.(don't leave me!) ^_^