Hey there people!! sorry for the wait. ~* opens big book of excuses *~ I
was rely buisy with stuff, im working on two new fanfics, and im tired.
Well, those were lame. O well on with the fic!
"I'm hungry!" Goku said looking over at the food bar.
Vegeta followed his gaze. "YOUR hungry? How do ya think I feel."
They had been sitting in the bowling ally for almost three hours waiting for the other teams to get there.
Bulma glared at her husband. "You just finished sixteen hamburgers and seven large cokes. You'd think that your appetite would hav shrunk with your shoe size."
"Hey, shut up! These bowling shoes are bigger then they look ya know."
Goku looked at him and laughed. "Your short and you know it. Even Krillen was taller when he was ten."
Just then the door opened, and in came three tall men wearing leather jackets and sunglasses. A short boy carrying their large bowling balls followed them.
Gohan watched one of them comb back his slick black hair. "They look like drop outs from the movie Grease."
The bowlers signed themselves in and sat down at a booth.
Shortly after, another team came wearing plain blue bowling uniforms and goggles. Three more teams followed and soon the bowling ally was full of both players and watchers (or people with no lives.)
"Wow, this is turning out to be quite an event." Chichi said looking around the crowded bowling ally."
Vegeta scanned the area and folded his arms. "Yea, everyone just loves a freak show."
"That's not very nice Vegeta." Goku said shaking his head.
Vegeta looked down at the floor. "Gee, I'm REALY sorry! I'll try and be nicer."
"Really?"
"NO! muhahahahaha!!!!"
Suddenly the loud speaker was turned on creating a shrill sound. A large man picked up the mike and hit it a few times making the noise even louder.
"HELO? IS THIS THING (large squeal) ON???"
Everyone in the ally yelled and held their ears in pain.
"OH, OK THEN. WELCOME TO THE STATE BOWLING TOURNAMENT. WOULD A MEMBER FROM EACH TEAM PLEASE COME UP AND DRAW A NUMBER FROM THIS BOX." The man set the box on a table.
Five people got up and walked up to the front.
Chichi took her hands away from her ears and nudged Goku in the ribs. "Get up there Goku."
Goku scrambled up to the front along with five other bowlers who were already reading off their numbers. He walked up to the table and jumped, trying to reach the bowl.
The man with the mike tapped him on the shoulder. "Would you, um, like some help?"
Goku looked up at him and nodded. The large man lifted him up to the bowl and Goku pulled out a paper and opened it.
"I got number four." He said as the man set him back down. Goku ran back over to the table.
"Alright then," the man said righting down the last number. "would the players please go to the lanes when I call your team name. Prowlers: lane one, Men-in-Black: lane two, Homers: lane three, the Golden Bulma Lovers: lane four. . ."
Everyone at the table (except Bulma) fell over.
Goku got back to his feet. "What kind of name is that?" he said waving his arms in the air.
Bulma folded her arms. "A winner's name that's what! No one can beat a strong name like that."
Gohan scratched his head. "It doesn't exactly strike fear in ones heart."
"It does for me!" Vegeta said as Bulma smacked him on the head.
"Shut up and get up there before your disqualified." She said kicking Vegeta out of the seat.
Goku, Vegeta, and Gohan ran up to lane four with the bowling balls they had gotten from the front desk.
The man picked up the mike. "The rules are for each team to take turns bowling a frame and getting a good score on that scoreboard. You must stay behind the black line when you bowl or you will be disqualified. If a player is unable to bowl under ANY circumstances your team is also disqualified. And with that information, you may begin."
"That was long and pointless." Vegeta said sitting down on a bench. "One of you go first."
Gohan looked at Goku. "You can go Dad."
"But, I don't know how to bowl."
Vegeta scowled. "Its just like fighting except dumb and slow."
"Oh, ok." Goku picked up the bowling ball and walked up to the black line. "Here I go!"
Goku rolled the ball across the floor as slow as he could (witch means the ball was really flying!) and stood back to watch.
The ball hit the pins witch were thrown in every direction in the ally creating ten flying fire pins of doom.
People were running around and screaming franticly. "AAAHHH!!! TAKE COVER IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD!!!" one idiot yelled out.
Goku cringed and took a few steps back. "Um, Gohan I think that it's your turn now."
Gohan rolled the ball just as Goku did and got similar results. "Put some ice on that and you'll be fine." He said watching a guy get hit in the head.
"It's your turn Vegeta." Goku said handing him a ball.
Vegeta threw the ball from where he was sitting. The ball hit the ceiling causing the paneling to fall straight on the pins.
"I guess whatever works." Gohan said shrugging.
They continued to bowl in this manner until, because of their bowling "skills", there was only one other team left.
The man picked up the mike. "Because of curtain injuries, there are only two teams left. The Men-in-Black and the Golden Bulma Lovers are tied for the championship. Normally they would continue to bowl until the end.but.we don't have life insurance so we will have a tiebreaker instead. Each member of the team will bowl and in the end we'll tally up the points. The first bowlers are Slovake S. and Gohan.
Gohan walked up to the line and look over at the other lane. Slovake was a big, ugly man with an even bigger bowling ball.
He turned to Gohan. "Don't worry little boy," he said in a Russian ascent. "I'll try not to beat you too badly.
Gohan and Slovake each got a strike. (Slovake also got a black eye)
"Next: Johnny B. and Vegeta." The announcer said putting on a helmet.
They got up and looked at each other.
Johnny smirked. "Yo kid, what's a lil' punk like you doin' in a bowling tournament. You look like more the chess type to me. Hahahahaha"
Vegeta growled angrily.
He continued to talk. "You probably can't even lift that bowling ball up huh? Hahahahaha~BANG~" Vegeta threw the bowling ball at his face.
"What part of NO INSHURENCE didn't you get!" the announcer yelled.
Vegeta shrugged and sat back down. "It shut him up didn't it?"
The man took off the helmet scowled. "Next is Curly Q. and Goku. AND THERE WILL BE NO HITTING!"
"I will win!" Curly yelled at Goku.
Goku rolled the ball exactly straight but unfortunately backwards. "Damn it!" he yelled.
Curly dropped his ball and started laughing.
Goku grabbed the bowling ball and rolled it in his own lane. Pins flew everywhere.
"Strike!!! The Golden Bulma Lovers WIN!!!" the man yelled ducking out of the way of a pin. A hour later they were flying with the four star dragonball in hand.(in Bulma's hand)
"That was stupid." Vegeta growled.
"Ya, but we got the dragonball. Plus a ugly golf trophy."
"Bowling" Videl corrected.
"Whatever."
Suddenly the dragon radar began to beep.
"Guys, we've found another dragonball and you'll never believe where!"
There you have it!! I made this chapter a bit longer cuz it took me so long to update. Yes, I know it was stupid and boring but that's ok right? right. oh, and please, please review. ^_^
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"I'm hungry!" Goku said looking over at the food bar.
Vegeta followed his gaze. "YOUR hungry? How do ya think I feel."
They had been sitting in the bowling ally for almost three hours waiting for the other teams to get there.
Bulma glared at her husband. "You just finished sixteen hamburgers and seven large cokes. You'd think that your appetite would hav shrunk with your shoe size."
"Hey, shut up! These bowling shoes are bigger then they look ya know."
Goku looked at him and laughed. "Your short and you know it. Even Krillen was taller when he was ten."
Just then the door opened, and in came three tall men wearing leather jackets and sunglasses. A short boy carrying their large bowling balls followed them.
Gohan watched one of them comb back his slick black hair. "They look like drop outs from the movie Grease."
The bowlers signed themselves in and sat down at a booth.
Shortly after, another team came wearing plain blue bowling uniforms and goggles. Three more teams followed and soon the bowling ally was full of both players and watchers (or people with no lives.)
"Wow, this is turning out to be quite an event." Chichi said looking around the crowded bowling ally."
Vegeta scanned the area and folded his arms. "Yea, everyone just loves a freak show."
"That's not very nice Vegeta." Goku said shaking his head.
Vegeta looked down at the floor. "Gee, I'm REALY sorry! I'll try and be nicer."
"Really?"
"NO! muhahahahaha!!!!"
Suddenly the loud speaker was turned on creating a shrill sound. A large man picked up the mike and hit it a few times making the noise even louder.
"HELO? IS THIS THING (large squeal) ON???"
Everyone in the ally yelled and held their ears in pain.
"OH, OK THEN. WELCOME TO THE STATE BOWLING TOURNAMENT. WOULD A MEMBER FROM EACH TEAM PLEASE COME UP AND DRAW A NUMBER FROM THIS BOX." The man set the box on a table.
Five people got up and walked up to the front.
Chichi took her hands away from her ears and nudged Goku in the ribs. "Get up there Goku."
Goku scrambled up to the front along with five other bowlers who were already reading off their numbers. He walked up to the table and jumped, trying to reach the bowl.
The man with the mike tapped him on the shoulder. "Would you, um, like some help?"
Goku looked up at him and nodded. The large man lifted him up to the bowl and Goku pulled out a paper and opened it.
"I got number four." He said as the man set him back down. Goku ran back over to the table.
"Alright then," the man said righting down the last number. "would the players please go to the lanes when I call your team name. Prowlers: lane one, Men-in-Black: lane two, Homers: lane three, the Golden Bulma Lovers: lane four. . ."
Everyone at the table (except Bulma) fell over.
Goku got back to his feet. "What kind of name is that?" he said waving his arms in the air.
Bulma folded her arms. "A winner's name that's what! No one can beat a strong name like that."
Gohan scratched his head. "It doesn't exactly strike fear in ones heart."
"It does for me!" Vegeta said as Bulma smacked him on the head.
"Shut up and get up there before your disqualified." She said kicking Vegeta out of the seat.
Goku, Vegeta, and Gohan ran up to lane four with the bowling balls they had gotten from the front desk.
The man picked up the mike. "The rules are for each team to take turns bowling a frame and getting a good score on that scoreboard. You must stay behind the black line when you bowl or you will be disqualified. If a player is unable to bowl under ANY circumstances your team is also disqualified. And with that information, you may begin."
"That was long and pointless." Vegeta said sitting down on a bench. "One of you go first."
Gohan looked at Goku. "You can go Dad."
"But, I don't know how to bowl."
Vegeta scowled. "Its just like fighting except dumb and slow."
"Oh, ok." Goku picked up the bowling ball and walked up to the black line. "Here I go!"
Goku rolled the ball across the floor as slow as he could (witch means the ball was really flying!) and stood back to watch.
The ball hit the pins witch were thrown in every direction in the ally creating ten flying fire pins of doom.
People were running around and screaming franticly. "AAAHHH!!! TAKE COVER IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD!!!" one idiot yelled out.
Goku cringed and took a few steps back. "Um, Gohan I think that it's your turn now."
Gohan rolled the ball just as Goku did and got similar results. "Put some ice on that and you'll be fine." He said watching a guy get hit in the head.
"It's your turn Vegeta." Goku said handing him a ball.
Vegeta threw the ball from where he was sitting. The ball hit the ceiling causing the paneling to fall straight on the pins.
"I guess whatever works." Gohan said shrugging.
They continued to bowl in this manner until, because of their bowling "skills", there was only one other team left.
The man picked up the mike. "Because of curtain injuries, there are only two teams left. The Men-in-Black and the Golden Bulma Lovers are tied for the championship. Normally they would continue to bowl until the end.but.we don't have life insurance so we will have a tiebreaker instead. Each member of the team will bowl and in the end we'll tally up the points. The first bowlers are Slovake S. and Gohan.
Gohan walked up to the line and look over at the other lane. Slovake was a big, ugly man with an even bigger bowling ball.
He turned to Gohan. "Don't worry little boy," he said in a Russian ascent. "I'll try not to beat you too badly.
Gohan and Slovake each got a strike. (Slovake also got a black eye)
"Next: Johnny B. and Vegeta." The announcer said putting on a helmet.
They got up and looked at each other.
Johnny smirked. "Yo kid, what's a lil' punk like you doin' in a bowling tournament. You look like more the chess type to me. Hahahahaha"
Vegeta growled angrily.
He continued to talk. "You probably can't even lift that bowling ball up huh? Hahahahaha~BANG~" Vegeta threw the bowling ball at his face.
"What part of NO INSHURENCE didn't you get!" the announcer yelled.
Vegeta shrugged and sat back down. "It shut him up didn't it?"
The man took off the helmet scowled. "Next is Curly Q. and Goku. AND THERE WILL BE NO HITTING!"
"I will win!" Curly yelled at Goku.
Goku rolled the ball exactly straight but unfortunately backwards. "Damn it!" he yelled.
Curly dropped his ball and started laughing.
Goku grabbed the bowling ball and rolled it in his own lane. Pins flew everywhere.
"Strike!!! The Golden Bulma Lovers WIN!!!" the man yelled ducking out of the way of a pin. A hour later they were flying with the four star dragonball in hand.(in Bulma's hand)
"That was stupid." Vegeta growled.
"Ya, but we got the dragonball. Plus a ugly golf trophy."
"Bowling" Videl corrected.
"Whatever."
Suddenly the dragon radar began to beep.
"Guys, we've found another dragonball and you'll never believe where!"
There you have it!! I made this chapter a bit longer cuz it took me so long to update. Yes, I know it was stupid and boring but that's ok right? right. oh, and please, please review. ^_^
~ now ~
why are you still reading? review!!!