When we left off, Voldemort had taken control of Hogwarts.
Read on..
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"MWA HA HA HA HA! said Voldemort. Now I shall take over Hogwarts forever!!! But first, my minions. I ORDER YOU TO DO THE MACARANA, FOLLOWED BY YMCA! MWA HA HA HA HA! STUDENTS DO WHAT I JUST SAID. THE TEACHERS HOWEVER, SHALL BE FORCED TO DO THE KETCHUP SONG FOR 5 HOURS CONTINIUSLY." "Bloody Hell!" cried Ron
Later..
"Man, said Hermione, this song has been going on since. since yesterday!" "I know! I know! This is sooooooo relaxing!" cried Snape. "I didn't think my spine could do this." "CRACK!" went Snape's spine. "Bloody Hell!'' he yelled. "Hey! Don't take my catchphrase away! "Said Ron. "Oh shut up! bellowed Hagrid. It's all the writer of this story's fault. But since he doesn't exist in our world, lets beat the living shit out of Harry!". "AHHHHH!!!" yelled Harry, as the whole school was pointing their wands [Ron's broken] at Harry. "Dun dun dun!" said Malfoy. "Let's just get this over with!" shouted McGonagall. "AGREED!" said the school.
And with further ado, they beat the living shit out of Harry, and roasted him, and ate him. "That tastes like chicken!" exclaimes snape while liking his lips.
THE END! Happy Holidays and a Happy New Year!
Cheers (
What happened to the rest of the characters:
Snape got a plastic spine, which kept breaking. The teachers never finished the Ketchup Song, Voldemort just made a deal with Hogwarts to be a replacement Harry.
The next day...
"Hey 90 year old, wrinkly, butt, moley moley moley moley moley (like from Austin powers) Harry! How ya doing?" said Hermione.
Read on..
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"MWA HA HA HA HA! said Voldemort. Now I shall take over Hogwarts forever!!! But first, my minions. I ORDER YOU TO DO THE MACARANA, FOLLOWED BY YMCA! MWA HA HA HA HA! STUDENTS DO WHAT I JUST SAID. THE TEACHERS HOWEVER, SHALL BE FORCED TO DO THE KETCHUP SONG FOR 5 HOURS CONTINIUSLY." "Bloody Hell!" cried Ron
Later..
"Man, said Hermione, this song has been going on since. since yesterday!" "I know! I know! This is sooooooo relaxing!" cried Snape. "I didn't think my spine could do this." "CRACK!" went Snape's spine. "Bloody Hell!'' he yelled. "Hey! Don't take my catchphrase away! "Said Ron. "Oh shut up! bellowed Hagrid. It's all the writer of this story's fault. But since he doesn't exist in our world, lets beat the living shit out of Harry!". "AHHHHH!!!" yelled Harry, as the whole school was pointing their wands [Ron's broken] at Harry. "Dun dun dun!" said Malfoy. "Let's just get this over with!" shouted McGonagall. "AGREED!" said the school.
And with further ado, they beat the living shit out of Harry, and roasted him, and ate him. "That tastes like chicken!" exclaimes snape while liking his lips.
THE END! Happy Holidays and a Happy New Year!
Cheers (
What happened to the rest of the characters:
Snape got a plastic spine, which kept breaking. The teachers never finished the Ketchup Song, Voldemort just made a deal with Hogwarts to be a replacement Harry.
The next day...
"Hey 90 year old, wrinkly, butt, moley moley moley moley moley (like from Austin powers) Harry! How ya doing?" said Hermione.