Disclaimer~ I donÕt own Yu-Gi-Oh or LOTR. Well actually I came up with the ideas first, just some one else copyrighted them first.
Chap 2~ Moria....part 1
Me~ And the skit is.....
Yami~ Aragorn and Arwen!
Me~ No!
Yugi~ Darn.
Me~ That one is later.
Yami+Yugi~ ^_^
Me~ The skit is....
Bakura~ Mines of Moria!
Me~ Wrong! The skit is Mines of Moria.
Bakura~ Gee wish I though of that. -_-;
Grandpa~ But I donÕt want to die.
Me~ We need to have some one die in the fist skit.
Yami~ Kill Tea.
Tea~ You want to get rid of me that quickly.
Me~ Yea.
Tea~ (runs off crying)
Me~ Drama queen.
Mokuba~ Lets not do the skit and say we did.
Me~ Will never happen, and onto the fic!
Yami=Aragorn
Yugi=Arwen
Joey=Gimli
Tristan=Saruman
Kiba=Sauron
Mokuba=Merry
Peg.=Pippin
Tea=Borimir
Yami B.=Legolas
Bakura=Elrond
Grandpa=Gandalf
Malik=Frodo
Yami Malik=Sam
Mai=Galadriel
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Merry~ We are going into the mine because?.....
Frodo~ You want to be stuck in the snow.
Merry~ I donÕt want to be part of this.
Gandalf~ (points to a wall of rocks) The doors to Moria.
Pippin~ Its a bunch of rocks, what's your point.
Gimli~ Where is the door?
(Door appears)
Aragorn~ Open the door.
Gandalf~ I donÕt know how!
Sam~ Does anyone remember the riddle?
All~ No.
Merry~ Guess no one read the book.
Gandalf~ Star light, star bright, first star I see tonight. I wish I may, I wish I might, I wish I knew elvish writing tonight!
(all fall over)
Sam~ I donÕt think that was the open verse.
Borimir~ Open says me!
(door closes even more)
Pippin~ Will some one open the god dame door!
Aragorn~ Why donÕt you!
Pippin~ Ok then I will.
(Pippin walks up to the doors and knocks. Doors open)
All~ (fall over)
Sam~ I thought Frodo was suppose to open it.
Legolas~ You think heÕs that smart.
Sam~ Nope.
(All enter mine, and then the evil squid, thingy comes out and grabs dun dun dun...... Pippin!)
All~ o.O?
Frodo~ You stupid squid you are suppose to get me. (kicks squid)
Pippin~ Get me down from here!
Aragorn~ Must we.
Legolas~ Yep. I still have to steal his eye.
Aragorn~ o.O?
(Gimli comes out of mines holding a chefÕs knife, has a boiling pot of holy water and a sushi table full of ingredients)
Gimli~ WhoÕs up for fried calamari.
(All look at squid with drool coming out of their mouths and chaos in there eyes.
Squid~ (drops Pippin) AHHHHHHHH!
Gimli~ Shot him!
Legolas~ You think I know how to use this thing. The only reason I took up the part was because I could have a romance scene with the author!
Aragorn~ -_-;
Borimir~ What about a romance scene with me. (inches closer to Aragorn)
Aragorn~ AHHHHHHH!
Borimir~ I though you loved me!
Aragorn~ Borimir is scaring me.
Borimir~ Ohhh you love Arwen but not me.
Aragorn~ Arwen is hot! You are just some annoying person.
Borimir~ (runs crying into the mine and is shot to death by arrows)
Me~ New plot twist.
Gandalf~ So does this mean I donÕt die?
Me~ No that means thereÕs just 2 deaths in this.
Gandalf~ T-T
Gimli~ So,...whoÕs first?
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Me~ IÕm going to stop right there.
Yami~ Cliff hanger!
Yugi~ Yay! No more stupid speeches!
Kiba~ When am I going to be in this?
Me~ When I say so.
Grandpa~ I didnÕt die!
Me~ No, you are just going to die later on.
Grandpa~ Bring a guy down why donÕt ya.
Yami~ When are we going to get to the Arwen and Aragorn scene!
Me~ Later!
Yami B.~ Ahem.
Me~ That's right I promised you something. (Runs off some place secluded with Yami B.)
Yami B.~ ^_^
Yami~ Should we worry about them?
Yugi~ You know the author isnÕt like that. Besides the last guy that tried something was never head from again.
Yami~ Gulp.
Yugi~ Please R&R
Yami~ All flames will be used to set random things on fire. Like all traces of Tea in the world.
Chap 2~ Moria....part 1
Me~ And the skit is.....
Yami~ Aragorn and Arwen!
Me~ No!
Yugi~ Darn.
Me~ That one is later.
Yami+Yugi~ ^_^
Me~ The skit is....
Bakura~ Mines of Moria!
Me~ Wrong! The skit is Mines of Moria.
Bakura~ Gee wish I though of that. -_-;
Grandpa~ But I donÕt want to die.
Me~ We need to have some one die in the fist skit.
Yami~ Kill Tea.
Tea~ You want to get rid of me that quickly.
Me~ Yea.
Tea~ (runs off crying)
Me~ Drama queen.
Mokuba~ Lets not do the skit and say we did.
Me~ Will never happen, and onto the fic!
Yami=Aragorn
Yugi=Arwen
Joey=Gimli
Tristan=Saruman
Kiba=Sauron
Mokuba=Merry
Peg.=Pippin
Tea=Borimir
Yami B.=Legolas
Bakura=Elrond
Grandpa=Gandalf
Malik=Frodo
Yami Malik=Sam
Mai=Galadriel
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Merry~ We are going into the mine because?.....
Frodo~ You want to be stuck in the snow.
Merry~ I donÕt want to be part of this.
Gandalf~ (points to a wall of rocks) The doors to Moria.
Pippin~ Its a bunch of rocks, what's your point.
Gimli~ Where is the door?
(Door appears)
Aragorn~ Open the door.
Gandalf~ I donÕt know how!
Sam~ Does anyone remember the riddle?
All~ No.
Merry~ Guess no one read the book.
Gandalf~ Star light, star bright, first star I see tonight. I wish I may, I wish I might, I wish I knew elvish writing tonight!
(all fall over)
Sam~ I donÕt think that was the open verse.
Borimir~ Open says me!
(door closes even more)
Pippin~ Will some one open the god dame door!
Aragorn~ Why donÕt you!
Pippin~ Ok then I will.
(Pippin walks up to the doors and knocks. Doors open)
All~ (fall over)
Sam~ I thought Frodo was suppose to open it.
Legolas~ You think heÕs that smart.
Sam~ Nope.
(All enter mine, and then the evil squid, thingy comes out and grabs dun dun dun...... Pippin!)
All~ o.O?
Frodo~ You stupid squid you are suppose to get me. (kicks squid)
Pippin~ Get me down from here!
Aragorn~ Must we.
Legolas~ Yep. I still have to steal his eye.
Aragorn~ o.O?
(Gimli comes out of mines holding a chefÕs knife, has a boiling pot of holy water and a sushi table full of ingredients)
Gimli~ WhoÕs up for fried calamari.
(All look at squid with drool coming out of their mouths and chaos in there eyes.
Squid~ (drops Pippin) AHHHHHHHH!
Gimli~ Shot him!
Legolas~ You think I know how to use this thing. The only reason I took up the part was because I could have a romance scene with the author!
Aragorn~ -_-;
Borimir~ What about a romance scene with me. (inches closer to Aragorn)
Aragorn~ AHHHHHHH!
Borimir~ I though you loved me!
Aragorn~ Borimir is scaring me.
Borimir~ Ohhh you love Arwen but not me.
Aragorn~ Arwen is hot! You are just some annoying person.
Borimir~ (runs crying into the mine and is shot to death by arrows)
Me~ New plot twist.
Gandalf~ So does this mean I donÕt die?
Me~ No that means thereÕs just 2 deaths in this.
Gandalf~ T-T
Gimli~ So,...whoÕs first?
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Me~ IÕm going to stop right there.
Yami~ Cliff hanger!
Yugi~ Yay! No more stupid speeches!
Kiba~ When am I going to be in this?
Me~ When I say so.
Grandpa~ I didnÕt die!
Me~ No, you are just going to die later on.
Grandpa~ Bring a guy down why donÕt ya.
Yami~ When are we going to get to the Arwen and Aragorn scene!
Me~ Later!
Yami B.~ Ahem.
Me~ That's right I promised you something. (Runs off some place secluded with Yami B.)
Yami B.~ ^_^
Yami~ Should we worry about them?
Yugi~ You know the author isnÕt like that. Besides the last guy that tried something was never head from again.
Yami~ Gulp.
Yugi~ Please R&R
Yami~ All flames will be used to set random things on fire. Like all traces of Tea in the world.