Disclaimer~ I will never own Yu-Gi-Oh. You donÕt sue. I also don't own Snow White or Men in Black. Don't ask.
Chap 3~ Mines of Moria....part 2
Me~ Here is part 2!
Yami~ I want to do the Aragorn and Arwen scene.
Me~ We have to finish one scene before we start another one.
Yugi~ Then can we do it next?
Me~ No.
Yami+Yugi~ T-T
Me~ But soon though.
Grandpa~ I donÕt want to die!
Me~ You wonÕt. I can bring you back.
Grandpa~ You can?
Me~ Yep. I am the author.
Kiba~ Speaking of Authors. Why do you use Me instead of Star Light Shadow.
Me~ Cause I am ME. Who else can be ME besides ME. Watashi wa watashi desu.
All~ o.O?
Me~ DonÕt you people speak Japanese.
All~ No.
Me~ It means I am I.
All~ Ohhhhh......
Me~ It pays to take Japanese class as a language. I know my grammar is right too! ^_^
Kiba~ Still doesnÕt explain why you are known as Me.
Me~ Do you want to type out Star Light Shadow every time you wanted to talk.
Kiba~ Point taken.
Bakura~ Then you should have made your pen name shorter.
Me~ DidnÕt want to. I like Star Light Shadow to much.
Yami B.~ IsnÕt that an oxymoron?
Yami~ The only moron here is you.
Me~ Onto the skit!
Yami=Aragorn
Yugi=Arwen
Joey=Gimli
Tristan=Saruman
Kiba=Sauron
Mokuba=Merry
Peg.=Pippin
Tea=Borimir
Yami B.=Legolas
Bakura=Elrond
Grandpa=Gandalf
Malik=Frodo
Yami Malik=Sam
Mai=Galadriel
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Merry~ Why is it so dark in here?
Frodo~ Cause its a mine, that's why!
Gandalf~ It is a 4 day journey.
Aragorn~ 4 days!
(traveling)
Legolas~ Hi ho, hi ho, its off to work we go.....
Gimli~ Shut-up!
Legolas~ (even louder) Hi ho, hi ho, its off to work we go.....
Gimli~ SHUT-UP YOU STUPID ELF!!!!!!!!!
Sam~ I though we where suppose to be concerned about orcs?
Pippin~ Nah.
(3 days later)
Aragorn~ I didnÕt know this skit was in real time.
Legolas~ ThatÕs why I brought food, unlike some people.
All~ (stare at his food)
Legolas~ Come any closer and I will make the author put you through hell.
All~ (back away)
(After begging for food from me, they continue on their journey.)
Gandalf~ Here is someplace-or-other.
All~ o.O?
Gandalf~ What! You expect an old guy like me to remember names.
Frodo~ You all know heÕs right.
(Gimli sees his cousins tomb and runs for it)
Gandalf~ Here lies Doc?
Me~ Who did the script? Change it!
(crew members come out and change the coffin)
All~ o.O?
(Men in Black people come out)
MIB~ You have not seen anything strange.
(flashes their memory erasing thingy's)
MIB~ You will now read the correct coffin.
(leave)
Gandalf~ Hu?
All~ o.O?
Gandalf~ Here lies Balin.
Me~ That's better.
Frodo~ There was something wrong?
Me~ -_-;
Legolas~ Ok nothing more to see here.
(suddenly they are surrounded by orcs)
Aragorn~ I will save you all. I call upon the Dark Magician!
All~ -_-;
Me~ Wrong series!
Aragorn~ Whoops.... ^_^;
Legolas~ I send you all to the shadow realm.
(orcs go to the shadow realm)
Me~ That wasn't suppose to happen!
Legolas~ You think we can use these weapons.
Me~ True.
Pippin~ Wonder what would happen if I turned this arrow on this dead body.
(For all of you who have watched the movie, you know what happened. For all of you who don't. A dead body covered in armor falls down a stone well. Lots of noise.)
Gandalf~ I can't do this again!
Legolas~ I was the one who did all the fighting last time!
Frodo~ My sword is radioactive!
Sam~ What have I told you about playing near power plants.
Frodo~ Not to.....wait.....when did you become my mother?
(Cave troll appears)
Pippin~ What are we going to do now?
Gimli~ Run!
(all run away)
Me~ You stupid cave troll follow them!
(follows them)
Merry~ Can't you send that thing to the shadow realm?
Legolas~ You want to stop long enough to have it happen.
Merry~ Point taken.
(get to the bridge and the Balrog is already there waiting for them)
Gandalf~ Nooooooo!
Aragorn~ When did this happen?
Me~ Another new plot twist.
Cave Troll~ See ya. (runs like mad away)
Me~ Ooook....
(Balrog takes Gandalf and jumps down into the endless abyss)
Gandalf~ Help me!
Frodo~ Should we?
All~ Nah.
Gandalf~ -_-;
(All cross the bridge safely....well except for Gimli, Legolas kind of accidentally pushed him off. He he)
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Me~ YAMI B.!
Yami B.~ What did I do now?
Me~ Why in the world did you push Joey off the bridge.
Yami B.~ He was annoying me.
Yami Malik~ I still want to know the point of doing this.
Yugi~ It please's the author.
Yami~ Can we please do the Aragorn and Arwen scene next? Please?
Me~ Why don't we let the readers decide.
Malik~ What readers?
Me~ Ummm....I didn't say anything about readers.
Tristan~ You mean people are reading this!
Me~ I didn't say that!
Kiba~ Then what did you say?
Me~ You are putting words in my mouth!
Yami B.~ I am the only person who can put stuff in her mouth.
Yami~ Like what? Your tongue.
Me~ (blush)
Yami B.~ And you don't do the same thing with Yugi.
Yami~ (blush)
Yugi~ How did he find out! Yami you told him didn't you!
All~ !
Yami~ He he. Please R&R.
Mai~ All flames will be used to set random things on fire. Like Kiba.
Kiba~ What!
Me~ Hmmm....I'll think about that.
Kiba~ T-T
Me~ Ok voting scene's are as follows:
1. Aragorn and Arwen
2. Lothlorien
3. Borimir getting shot. (Tea is Borimir, I had to)
4. Elrond's council
5. My made up scene which is really funny. Well.... my friends and I think so.
Chap 3~ Mines of Moria....part 2
Me~ Here is part 2!
Yami~ I want to do the Aragorn and Arwen scene.
Me~ We have to finish one scene before we start another one.
Yugi~ Then can we do it next?
Me~ No.
Yami+Yugi~ T-T
Me~ But soon though.
Grandpa~ I donÕt want to die!
Me~ You wonÕt. I can bring you back.
Grandpa~ You can?
Me~ Yep. I am the author.
Kiba~ Speaking of Authors. Why do you use Me instead of Star Light Shadow.
Me~ Cause I am ME. Who else can be ME besides ME. Watashi wa watashi desu.
All~ o.O?
Me~ DonÕt you people speak Japanese.
All~ No.
Me~ It means I am I.
All~ Ohhhhh......
Me~ It pays to take Japanese class as a language. I know my grammar is right too! ^_^
Kiba~ Still doesnÕt explain why you are known as Me.
Me~ Do you want to type out Star Light Shadow every time you wanted to talk.
Kiba~ Point taken.
Bakura~ Then you should have made your pen name shorter.
Me~ DidnÕt want to. I like Star Light Shadow to much.
Yami B.~ IsnÕt that an oxymoron?
Yami~ The only moron here is you.
Me~ Onto the skit!
Yami=Aragorn
Yugi=Arwen
Joey=Gimli
Tristan=Saruman
Kiba=Sauron
Mokuba=Merry
Peg.=Pippin
Tea=Borimir
Yami B.=Legolas
Bakura=Elrond
Grandpa=Gandalf
Malik=Frodo
Yami Malik=Sam
Mai=Galadriel
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Merry~ Why is it so dark in here?
Frodo~ Cause its a mine, that's why!
Gandalf~ It is a 4 day journey.
Aragorn~ 4 days!
(traveling)
Legolas~ Hi ho, hi ho, its off to work we go.....
Gimli~ Shut-up!
Legolas~ (even louder) Hi ho, hi ho, its off to work we go.....
Gimli~ SHUT-UP YOU STUPID ELF!!!!!!!!!
Sam~ I though we where suppose to be concerned about orcs?
Pippin~ Nah.
(3 days later)
Aragorn~ I didnÕt know this skit was in real time.
Legolas~ ThatÕs why I brought food, unlike some people.
All~ (stare at his food)
Legolas~ Come any closer and I will make the author put you through hell.
All~ (back away)
(After begging for food from me, they continue on their journey.)
Gandalf~ Here is someplace-or-other.
All~ o.O?
Gandalf~ What! You expect an old guy like me to remember names.
Frodo~ You all know heÕs right.
(Gimli sees his cousins tomb and runs for it)
Gandalf~ Here lies Doc?
Me~ Who did the script? Change it!
(crew members come out and change the coffin)
All~ o.O?
(Men in Black people come out)
MIB~ You have not seen anything strange.
(flashes their memory erasing thingy's)
MIB~ You will now read the correct coffin.
(leave)
Gandalf~ Hu?
All~ o.O?
Gandalf~ Here lies Balin.
Me~ That's better.
Frodo~ There was something wrong?
Me~ -_-;
Legolas~ Ok nothing more to see here.
(suddenly they are surrounded by orcs)
Aragorn~ I will save you all. I call upon the Dark Magician!
All~ -_-;
Me~ Wrong series!
Aragorn~ Whoops.... ^_^;
Legolas~ I send you all to the shadow realm.
(orcs go to the shadow realm)
Me~ That wasn't suppose to happen!
Legolas~ You think we can use these weapons.
Me~ True.
Pippin~ Wonder what would happen if I turned this arrow on this dead body.
(For all of you who have watched the movie, you know what happened. For all of you who don't. A dead body covered in armor falls down a stone well. Lots of noise.)
Gandalf~ I can't do this again!
Legolas~ I was the one who did all the fighting last time!
Frodo~ My sword is radioactive!
Sam~ What have I told you about playing near power plants.
Frodo~ Not to.....wait.....when did you become my mother?
(Cave troll appears)
Pippin~ What are we going to do now?
Gimli~ Run!
(all run away)
Me~ You stupid cave troll follow them!
(follows them)
Merry~ Can't you send that thing to the shadow realm?
Legolas~ You want to stop long enough to have it happen.
Merry~ Point taken.
(get to the bridge and the Balrog is already there waiting for them)
Gandalf~ Nooooooo!
Aragorn~ When did this happen?
Me~ Another new plot twist.
Cave Troll~ See ya. (runs like mad away)
Me~ Ooook....
(Balrog takes Gandalf and jumps down into the endless abyss)
Gandalf~ Help me!
Frodo~ Should we?
All~ Nah.
Gandalf~ -_-;
(All cross the bridge safely....well except for Gimli, Legolas kind of accidentally pushed him off. He he)
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Me~ YAMI B.!
Yami B.~ What did I do now?
Me~ Why in the world did you push Joey off the bridge.
Yami B.~ He was annoying me.
Yami Malik~ I still want to know the point of doing this.
Yugi~ It please's the author.
Yami~ Can we please do the Aragorn and Arwen scene next? Please?
Me~ Why don't we let the readers decide.
Malik~ What readers?
Me~ Ummm....I didn't say anything about readers.
Tristan~ You mean people are reading this!
Me~ I didn't say that!
Kiba~ Then what did you say?
Me~ You are putting words in my mouth!
Yami B.~ I am the only person who can put stuff in her mouth.
Yami~ Like what? Your tongue.
Me~ (blush)
Yami B.~ And you don't do the same thing with Yugi.
Yami~ (blush)
Yugi~ How did he find out! Yami you told him didn't you!
All~ !
Yami~ He he. Please R&R.
Mai~ All flames will be used to set random things on fire. Like Kiba.
Kiba~ What!
Me~ Hmmm....I'll think about that.
Kiba~ T-T
Me~ Ok voting scene's are as follows:
1. Aragorn and Arwen
2. Lothlorien
3. Borimir getting shot. (Tea is Borimir, I had to)
4. Elrond's council
5. My made up scene which is really funny. Well.... my friends and I think so.