Disclaimer~ I do not own LOTR or YGO. If I did I would not be writing this, and I would have much more money then I do now.
Me~ A skit has won!
Bakura~ And that would be?....
Me~ ElrondÕs council!
Bakura~ Yay! I am in this one. ^_^
Kiba~ When do I show up?
Me~ Next skit. I feel like doing the one that I made up.
All~ And that would be?
Me~ All I can tell you is it deals with Sauron and Legolas.
Yami B.~ Why must I be in it.
Me~ Cause in my world I love both you and Legolas. So all you people who try and invade my world looking for either of them and other various anime characters will have a short lived life.
Mai~ Like Kiba!
Me~ I can kill Kiba off even out of my world.
Kiba~ I feel loved.
Me~ You should.
Yami~ Then after that skit?
Me~ (finally given in) Yes we will do THAT scene.
Yami+Yugi~ ^_^
Tristan~ That reminds me of something. DidnÕt you forget to bring Grandpa back.
Me~ Ohh yea. (writes grandpa comes back)
Grandpa~ WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM! I ASK FOR ASSISTANCE IN SAVING MY LIFE AND YOU ALL SAY NAH!
Me~ Oooooook......
All~ He he.
Kiba~ DonÕt we need to bring the dog and skits-o-franic person back.
Me~ Oh yea. (2 more people please)
Joey~ AHHHHHHHHHH!
Tea~ Yami!
Yugi~ Get away from him.
Tea~ DidnÕt he tell you that we are in love.
All~ !
Me~ BS.
Yami~ When did this happen? I said I loved Yugi, not you.
Tea~ You just donÕt remember it.
Joey~ I remember you getting shot in the mines.
Tea~ You just had to bring that up.
Joey~ ^_^
Yami~ I love Yugi and that is final. (kisses Yugi)
Yugi~ ^_^
Tea~ (runs away crying and is shot....donÕt know how that happened)
Me~ Arg! I have to bring her back again. Kuso! Onto the skit.
Yami=Aragorn
Yugi=Arwen
Joey=Gimli
Tristan=Saruman
Kiba=Sauron
Mokuba=Merry
Peg.=Pippin
Tea=Borimir
Yami B.=Legolas
Bakura=Elrond
Grandpa=Gandalf
Malik=Frodo
Yami Malik=Sam
Mai=Galadriel
/......./~ Something speaking in someone's mind.
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Elrond~ We are here to decide on the fate of the ring.
Frodo~ What ring?
Elrond~ The one you brought you stupid hobbit.
Gandalf~ You think he can remember that. He has the attention span of a hamster.
Aragorn~ Where? Die little fuzzy creatures!
All~ o.O?
Elrond~ Back to the subject of this. Who is bringing it to Mordor?
(cricket cricket)
Elrond~ Come on. Someone has to. So they can be the hero and get points with the author.
Legolas~ IÕm up for it!
Gimli~ I will be dead before I see an elf have it.
Legolas~ I can arrange that.
Elrond~ Shut-up!
Borimir~ I will take it! I am after all the most prepared for the job.
All~ (fall over laughing)
Aragorn~ No I will take it. For I am to become the king of all men!
Gandalf~ I shall take the ring to Mordor.
Elrond~ No Gandalf. We don't need another phyco wizard person running around.
Gandalf~ T-T
(All get into a fight over who is taking the ring. Gimli is arguing with Legolas on who is taking the ring. Legolas is kicking anyone in the shin who passes by and Aragorn is running from Borimir who is trying to kiss him.....disturbing)
Ring~ / Frodo take me. I can grant you powers beyond your imagination./
Frodo~ I have an imagination. Wow.
Ring~ / Just take me you stupid hobbit./
Frodo~ I will take the ring to....ummm..............uhhhhhh.......I will think of the place....
Gandalf~ I rest my case. -_-;
Elrond~ Will some one go with him please. At the rate he is going, no one will be alive.
Legolas~ You can have my bow.
Me~ You can just bring yourself!
Legolas~ (blush)
Aragorn~ IÕll go so I can kill off Borimir.
Borimir~ Must I?
Me~ Yes or the plot will be even more messed up then it already is!
Gimli~ You can have my axe.
Legolas~ You broke your axe!
Gimli~ Did not!
Legolas~ Did to! (holds up broken axe)
Gimli~ I have spares for just the occasion. (holds up 20 more)
All~ o.O?
Sam~ I am going too!
Elrond~ Hobbit's are popping out of the snow like daisies!
Me~ Wrong movie. -_-;
Elrond~ Sorry. ^_^;
Pippin~ I am comic relief, so I must go.
Merry~ Do I have any choice.
Frodo~ I got it! I will take the ring to.......wait lost it again.......
Gandalf~ I better go too. This stupid hobbit doesnÕt even know where we are going let alone know the way.
Frodo~ Over the mountain and through the woods to SauronÕs house we go!
All~ !
Gandalf~ Ok so he knows where we are going, but he doesnÕt know the name!
Frodo~ Nope. ^_^
Elrond~ And I let him take the ring because????
Ring~ / You have a weak mind!/
Elrond~ Not again. I have even more voices in my head.
Me~ I hear voices...and they donÕt like you.
All~ Oooooook.....
Frodo~ I know! Mordor!
Merry~ I am not even that dense. -_-;
Sam~ Are too!
Merry~ Are not!
Elrond~ You are now the fellowship of the Ring....what possessed me to do this?
Frodo~ The ring, the ring. (evil chaotic laughter)
All~ o.O?
Pippin~ Am I the only one who sees anything wrong with this.
All~ Yea.
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Me~ 10 REVIEWS!!!! 10! HAPPY ME!!! (dose happy dance around the room)
Bakura~ SheÕs scaring me!
Yami~ Not as much as yesterday.
Kiba~ Please don't bring that up again.
Malik~ What happened?
(Flashback)
Me~ Wheeee! I am the Peppermint Chocolate faerie!
Yami B.~ What in the.....?
Bakura~ Who gave her sugar?
Mokuba~ He he.
Me~ (running by) I will make you happy by peppermint dust. (sprinkles finely crushed peppermint candy canes on Kiba)
Kiba~ What the hell?
Yugi~ (also got sprinkled) I have been peperminted.
Me~ Catch me if you can. (runs away again)
Joey~ What makes you a peppermint chocolate faerie.
Me~ I have the chocolate orb of pepermintyness!
Yami B.~ Pepermintyness???
Yugi~ Never knew that was a word.
Yami~ I am going to kill her.
Me~ I will make you happy! (peppermints Yami)
Yami~ Grrrrrrrr...... Get back here! (chases me)
(end of flashback)
Me~ He he he.
Yami~ I still smell like candy canes!
Malik~ I am thankful I was not here.
Kiba~ I was peperminted.....mental trauma.
Me~ Blame my friend. She was doing a fan fic where one of the characters was an insane faerie.
All~ Now we see......not really.
Me~ Well finish up here. I need to go and do that homework I keep putting of.
Bakura~ Ok Yami B. and I are doing the flames.
Yami+Yugi~ T-T
Joey~ while they are doing the flames you and Yugi can make out in the other room.
Yami~ (runs to other room with Yugi)
Bakura~ Please R&R for it makes the author happy. And may prevent her from becoming the Peppermint Chocolate faerie again.
Yami B.~ All flames will be used to burn random things like Hamtaro and the other annoying characters in that anime.
(See Yami chasing Hamtaro and the other annoying hamsters with a flame thrower)
Bakura~ I though he was making out with Yugi.
yami B.~ I mentioned the evil hamsters. he had to chase them with the flame thrower.
Me~ I don't own Mulan or Hamtaro. I never want to own that anime. NEVER YOU HEAR ME, NEVER!
Me~ A skit has won!
Bakura~ And that would be?....
Me~ ElrondÕs council!
Bakura~ Yay! I am in this one. ^_^
Kiba~ When do I show up?
Me~ Next skit. I feel like doing the one that I made up.
All~ And that would be?
Me~ All I can tell you is it deals with Sauron and Legolas.
Yami B.~ Why must I be in it.
Me~ Cause in my world I love both you and Legolas. So all you people who try and invade my world looking for either of them and other various anime characters will have a short lived life.
Mai~ Like Kiba!
Me~ I can kill Kiba off even out of my world.
Kiba~ I feel loved.
Me~ You should.
Yami~ Then after that skit?
Me~ (finally given in) Yes we will do THAT scene.
Yami+Yugi~ ^_^
Tristan~ That reminds me of something. DidnÕt you forget to bring Grandpa back.
Me~ Ohh yea. (writes grandpa comes back)
Grandpa~ WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM! I ASK FOR ASSISTANCE IN SAVING MY LIFE AND YOU ALL SAY NAH!
Me~ Oooooook......
All~ He he.
Kiba~ DonÕt we need to bring the dog and skits-o-franic person back.
Me~ Oh yea. (2 more people please)
Joey~ AHHHHHHHHHH!
Tea~ Yami!
Yugi~ Get away from him.
Tea~ DidnÕt he tell you that we are in love.
All~ !
Me~ BS.
Yami~ When did this happen? I said I loved Yugi, not you.
Tea~ You just donÕt remember it.
Joey~ I remember you getting shot in the mines.
Tea~ You just had to bring that up.
Joey~ ^_^
Yami~ I love Yugi and that is final. (kisses Yugi)
Yugi~ ^_^
Tea~ (runs away crying and is shot....donÕt know how that happened)
Me~ Arg! I have to bring her back again. Kuso! Onto the skit.
Yami=Aragorn
Yugi=Arwen
Joey=Gimli
Tristan=Saruman
Kiba=Sauron
Mokuba=Merry
Peg.=Pippin
Tea=Borimir
Yami B.=Legolas
Bakura=Elrond
Grandpa=Gandalf
Malik=Frodo
Yami Malik=Sam
Mai=Galadriel
/......./~ Something speaking in someone's mind.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Elrond~ We are here to decide on the fate of the ring.
Frodo~ What ring?
Elrond~ The one you brought you stupid hobbit.
Gandalf~ You think he can remember that. He has the attention span of a hamster.
Aragorn~ Where? Die little fuzzy creatures!
All~ o.O?
Elrond~ Back to the subject of this. Who is bringing it to Mordor?
(cricket cricket)
Elrond~ Come on. Someone has to. So they can be the hero and get points with the author.
Legolas~ IÕm up for it!
Gimli~ I will be dead before I see an elf have it.
Legolas~ I can arrange that.
Elrond~ Shut-up!
Borimir~ I will take it! I am after all the most prepared for the job.
All~ (fall over laughing)
Aragorn~ No I will take it. For I am to become the king of all men!
Gandalf~ I shall take the ring to Mordor.
Elrond~ No Gandalf. We don't need another phyco wizard person running around.
Gandalf~ T-T
(All get into a fight over who is taking the ring. Gimli is arguing with Legolas on who is taking the ring. Legolas is kicking anyone in the shin who passes by and Aragorn is running from Borimir who is trying to kiss him.....disturbing)
Ring~ / Frodo take me. I can grant you powers beyond your imagination./
Frodo~ I have an imagination. Wow.
Ring~ / Just take me you stupid hobbit./
Frodo~ I will take the ring to....ummm..............uhhhhhh.......I will think of the place....
Gandalf~ I rest my case. -_-;
Elrond~ Will some one go with him please. At the rate he is going, no one will be alive.
Legolas~ You can have my bow.
Me~ You can just bring yourself!
Legolas~ (blush)
Aragorn~ IÕll go so I can kill off Borimir.
Borimir~ Must I?
Me~ Yes or the plot will be even more messed up then it already is!
Gimli~ You can have my axe.
Legolas~ You broke your axe!
Gimli~ Did not!
Legolas~ Did to! (holds up broken axe)
Gimli~ I have spares for just the occasion. (holds up 20 more)
All~ o.O?
Sam~ I am going too!
Elrond~ Hobbit's are popping out of the snow like daisies!
Me~ Wrong movie. -_-;
Elrond~ Sorry. ^_^;
Pippin~ I am comic relief, so I must go.
Merry~ Do I have any choice.
Frodo~ I got it! I will take the ring to.......wait lost it again.......
Gandalf~ I better go too. This stupid hobbit doesnÕt even know where we are going let alone know the way.
Frodo~ Over the mountain and through the woods to SauronÕs house we go!
All~ !
Gandalf~ Ok so he knows where we are going, but he doesnÕt know the name!
Frodo~ Nope. ^_^
Elrond~ And I let him take the ring because????
Ring~ / You have a weak mind!/
Elrond~ Not again. I have even more voices in my head.
Me~ I hear voices...and they donÕt like you.
All~ Oooooook.....
Frodo~ I know! Mordor!
Merry~ I am not even that dense. -_-;
Sam~ Are too!
Merry~ Are not!
Elrond~ You are now the fellowship of the Ring....what possessed me to do this?
Frodo~ The ring, the ring. (evil chaotic laughter)
All~ o.O?
Pippin~ Am I the only one who sees anything wrong with this.
All~ Yea.
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Me~ 10 REVIEWS!!!! 10! HAPPY ME!!! (dose happy dance around the room)
Bakura~ SheÕs scaring me!
Yami~ Not as much as yesterday.
Kiba~ Please don't bring that up again.
Malik~ What happened?
(Flashback)
Me~ Wheeee! I am the Peppermint Chocolate faerie!
Yami B.~ What in the.....?
Bakura~ Who gave her sugar?
Mokuba~ He he.
Me~ (running by) I will make you happy by peppermint dust. (sprinkles finely crushed peppermint candy canes on Kiba)
Kiba~ What the hell?
Yugi~ (also got sprinkled) I have been peperminted.
Me~ Catch me if you can. (runs away again)
Joey~ What makes you a peppermint chocolate faerie.
Me~ I have the chocolate orb of pepermintyness!
Yami B.~ Pepermintyness???
Yugi~ Never knew that was a word.
Yami~ I am going to kill her.
Me~ I will make you happy! (peppermints Yami)
Yami~ Grrrrrrrr...... Get back here! (chases me)
(end of flashback)
Me~ He he he.
Yami~ I still smell like candy canes!
Malik~ I am thankful I was not here.
Kiba~ I was peperminted.....mental trauma.
Me~ Blame my friend. She was doing a fan fic where one of the characters was an insane faerie.
All~ Now we see......not really.
Me~ Well finish up here. I need to go and do that homework I keep putting of.
Bakura~ Ok Yami B. and I are doing the flames.
Yami+Yugi~ T-T
Joey~ while they are doing the flames you and Yugi can make out in the other room.
Yami~ (runs to other room with Yugi)
Bakura~ Please R&R for it makes the author happy. And may prevent her from becoming the Peppermint Chocolate faerie again.
Yami B.~ All flames will be used to burn random things like Hamtaro and the other annoying characters in that anime.
(See Yami chasing Hamtaro and the other annoying hamsters with a flame thrower)
Bakura~ I though he was making out with Yugi.
yami B.~ I mentioned the evil hamsters. he had to chase them with the flame thrower.
Me~ I don't own Mulan or Hamtaro. I never want to own that anime. NEVER YOU HEAR ME, NEVER!