Disclaimer~ I do not own LOTR or YGO. So you donÕt sue. All you would get would be a piece of lint, one of my smart dust bunnies and a bottle cap.
Me~ My poor fingers. T-T
Yami B.~ What wrong with her?
Mai~ She has been making flowers.
Yami B.~ o.O?
Yami~ Instead of going out and getting bows for Christmas presents she decided to make oragami flowers.
Me~ I knew I was going to regret this. (sniff sniff)
Yami B.~ Why not then get the bows.
Me~ I donÕt want to spend the money on them.
Yugi~ I know what I am getting Yami!
Me~ And this relates to my problem how???????
Yugi~ I have no idea.
Malik~ Ok. What skit are we doing?
Me~ The ones I made up!
All~ (scream in terror)
Me~ Come on!
Bakura~ What are the skits.
Me~ The first one is when Legolas meets the eye of Sauron.
All~ o.O?
Me~ Just act out the skit. Onto the skit!
Yami=Aragorn
Yugi=Arwen
Joey=Gimli
Tristan=Saruman
Kiba=Sauron
Mokuba=Merry
Peg.=Pippin
Tea=Borimir
Yami B.=Legolas
Bakura=Elrond
Grandpa=Gandalf
Malik=Frodo
Yami Malik=Sam
Mai=Galadriel
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Sauron~ I will kill you all.
Legolas~ Hmmmm.......
Sauron~ What are you thinking! Tell me now or I will kill you!!!!!!!
Legolas~ (grabs arrow) Pokey! (pokes Sauron in the eye)
Sauron~AHHHHHH! The pain! Get in out.
Legolas~ He he he. (runs away)
(Sauron finally comes back to physical form with an arrow sticking out of his eye)
Sauron~ Ok where is the elf?
(Legolas quietly sneaks away)
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All~ o.O?
Me~ Ok! My friends though it was funny!
Yami Malik~ And they would be?
Me~ ElijahFrodo... please read her fics and I think Yamiqueen did too...can't remember
Kiba~ My eye!
Me~ YAMI B.!
Yami B.~ What! You never said it had to be fake!
Me~ -_-;
Yami~ We all know you have other ones so get them out now.
Me~ Ok. This on is a twist on when Borimir tries to take the ring from Frodo. Have fun. ^_^
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Borimir~ Give me the ring!
Frodo~ (gollum voice) Never! It is my precioussssss!
Borimir~ Then I will have to take it.
(Borimir tries to take the ring. Frodo puts it on, turns invisible and kicks Borimir.....painfully)
(Some where on the snow cover mountains)
Ring Wraith 1~ HEY! We have been going in the wrong direction for the last 20,000 miles.
Ring Wraith 2~ And they are some place warmer!
Wring Wraith 3~ (has become a Ring Wraith popsicle)
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Me~ Ok people humor me. Right now the world has stopped it job by humoring me.
Tea~ Ouch...pain...hurt....
Me~ Ha ha ha!
Yami B.~ They will never get my Ring.
Yami~ Or my puzzle.
Kiba~ Want to make a bet. Get him my faithful Ring Wraiths!
Me~ o.O?
Mokuba~ Early Christmas present.
Ring Wraiths~ The Ring, The Ring!!!!
Yami B.~ AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
(See Ring Wraiths chasing Yami B. in the background)
Kiba~ I said the puzzle not the ring you stupid dead kings!!!!!!
(Ring Wraiths stop chasing Yami B. and look at Yami)
Yami~ o.O?
Ring Wraiths~ The Puzzle, The Puzzle!!!!
Yami~ AHHHHHHHH! Not ME!!!!!!
Me~ Anyone call?
Yami B.~ Why me?
(See dust cloud with Ring Wraiths emerging claiming the Puzzle)
Yami~ X_X
Tristan~ Should we wake him up and tell him the wraiths have the puzzle?
Yami Malik~ Nah.
(Yami wakes up)
Yami~ They have my puzzle!
Bakura~ That was awfully fast.
(See another dust cloud with Yami emerging with various cuts, bruises, ect holding the puzzle.)
Kiba~ It was nice while it lasted.
Yami~ What do you mean by that!
Kiba~ You got hurt and the puzzle stolen from you. That made my Christmas.
Yami~ Grrrrrr.....
Yami B.~ Mine to.
Me~ ThatÕs my job!
All~ !
Me~ He he he. ^_^;
Yugi~ I think we need to end this insanity.
Me~ Malik and his Yami get to do the honors.
Malik~ Please R&R.
Yami Malik~ All flames will be used to set random things on fire. Like that annoying Kids Bop Christmas cd. (donÕt own that either)
Me~ Oh yes, my friend yamiqueen who does Lord of the Donuts keeps neglecting to mention that I am the co-writer. Please read her fic too.
Me~ My poor fingers. T-T
Yami B.~ What wrong with her?
Mai~ She has been making flowers.
Yami B.~ o.O?
Yami~ Instead of going out and getting bows for Christmas presents she decided to make oragami flowers.
Me~ I knew I was going to regret this. (sniff sniff)
Yami B.~ Why not then get the bows.
Me~ I donÕt want to spend the money on them.
Yugi~ I know what I am getting Yami!
Me~ And this relates to my problem how???????
Yugi~ I have no idea.
Malik~ Ok. What skit are we doing?
Me~ The ones I made up!
All~ (scream in terror)
Me~ Come on!
Bakura~ What are the skits.
Me~ The first one is when Legolas meets the eye of Sauron.
All~ o.O?
Me~ Just act out the skit. Onto the skit!
Yami=Aragorn
Yugi=Arwen
Joey=Gimli
Tristan=Saruman
Kiba=Sauron
Mokuba=Merry
Peg.=Pippin
Tea=Borimir
Yami B.=Legolas
Bakura=Elrond
Grandpa=Gandalf
Malik=Frodo
Yami Malik=Sam
Mai=Galadriel
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Sauron~ I will kill you all.
Legolas~ Hmmmm.......
Sauron~ What are you thinking! Tell me now or I will kill you!!!!!!!
Legolas~ (grabs arrow) Pokey! (pokes Sauron in the eye)
Sauron~AHHHHHH! The pain! Get in out.
Legolas~ He he he. (runs away)
(Sauron finally comes back to physical form with an arrow sticking out of his eye)
Sauron~ Ok where is the elf?
(Legolas quietly sneaks away)
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All~ o.O?
Me~ Ok! My friends though it was funny!
Yami Malik~ And they would be?
Me~ ElijahFrodo... please read her fics and I think Yamiqueen did too...can't remember
Kiba~ My eye!
Me~ YAMI B.!
Yami B.~ What! You never said it had to be fake!
Me~ -_-;
Yami~ We all know you have other ones so get them out now.
Me~ Ok. This on is a twist on when Borimir tries to take the ring from Frodo. Have fun. ^_^
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Borimir~ Give me the ring!
Frodo~ (gollum voice) Never! It is my precioussssss!
Borimir~ Then I will have to take it.
(Borimir tries to take the ring. Frodo puts it on, turns invisible and kicks Borimir.....painfully)
(Some where on the snow cover mountains)
Ring Wraith 1~ HEY! We have been going in the wrong direction for the last 20,000 miles.
Ring Wraith 2~ And they are some place warmer!
Wring Wraith 3~ (has become a Ring Wraith popsicle)
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Me~ Ok people humor me. Right now the world has stopped it job by humoring me.
Tea~ Ouch...pain...hurt....
Me~ Ha ha ha!
Yami B.~ They will never get my Ring.
Yami~ Or my puzzle.
Kiba~ Want to make a bet. Get him my faithful Ring Wraiths!
Me~ o.O?
Mokuba~ Early Christmas present.
Ring Wraiths~ The Ring, The Ring!!!!
Yami B.~ AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
(See Ring Wraiths chasing Yami B. in the background)
Kiba~ I said the puzzle not the ring you stupid dead kings!!!!!!
(Ring Wraiths stop chasing Yami B. and look at Yami)
Yami~ o.O?
Ring Wraiths~ The Puzzle, The Puzzle!!!!
Yami~ AHHHHHHHH! Not ME!!!!!!
Me~ Anyone call?
Yami B.~ Why me?
(See dust cloud with Ring Wraiths emerging claiming the Puzzle)
Yami~ X_X
Tristan~ Should we wake him up and tell him the wraiths have the puzzle?
Yami Malik~ Nah.
(Yami wakes up)
Yami~ They have my puzzle!
Bakura~ That was awfully fast.
(See another dust cloud with Yami emerging with various cuts, bruises, ect holding the puzzle.)
Kiba~ It was nice while it lasted.
Yami~ What do you mean by that!
Kiba~ You got hurt and the puzzle stolen from you. That made my Christmas.
Yami~ Grrrrrr.....
Yami B.~ Mine to.
Me~ ThatÕs my job!
All~ !
Me~ He he he. ^_^;
Yugi~ I think we need to end this insanity.
Me~ Malik and his Yami get to do the honors.
Malik~ Please R&R.
Yami Malik~ All flames will be used to set random things on fire. Like that annoying Kids Bop Christmas cd. (donÕt own that either)
Me~ Oh yes, my friend yamiqueen who does Lord of the Donuts keeps neglecting to mention that I am the co-writer. Please read her fic too.