Chapter Three: Funeral

"Oh man! Headache!" "Well Duo, that's what you get when you and Saki play Happy Hour."
"Thanks for your support."
*You and Sakura started getting drunk when we started talking about Relena. Did both of your guys kill her? Or did she and you know about it? Or is it the other way around? Did you do it and she knows about it?*
"Ok......who used the last of the headache med?!" Yelled Duo from inside the bathroom. "Duo, look behind the Tums." "Uhh...ooooooohhhh...Yea! I knew that!" "Sure you did."
Duo came back into the bedroom and flopped on the bed. "Duo, you need to take a shower or something, ok?" "Are you trying to tell me I stink?" "Umm..well after hogging down two bottles of Sake and then your cigarettes. But, that's not why I'm saying you need to take a bath. Relena's funeral is today."
A disgusted look waltzed onto Duo's face. "Ok, wake me when it's over." Hiirou got up and walked over to Duo's side of the bed. "Get up you lazy bum!" He grabbed Duos' shirt and pulled him off the bed.

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"Right there." "Where?!" "There!!" Trowa looked in the dirreaction in which Quatre was pointing.
"Where?" Quatre got up and picked Trowa's tie up. "Right here." Quatre tied Trowa's tie on him.
"There! Done! That wasn't so hard now was it?" "No..I guess not."
Quatre walked over to the phone. "I'll call Hiirou and Duo and then WuFei and Sakura."
He dialed in Hiirou's number.

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"Ahh shit..the phone always rings when we are in the middle of something important!" Hiirou crawled out from under the sheets. "Hello?" "Hey, Hiirou? It's me Quatre." "MmmHmm." "Uh..Yea well are we all taking separate cars and meeting there or meeting at WuFei's and taking Sakura's van?"
"I guess we could take Sakura's van." Quatre shook his head nervously. "A-Alright then! Ok..Um, the funeral starts at 2:00pm and so we will be there at 12:00pm ok?" "Alright. See ya Quatre." "Bai Hiirou." They both hung up the phone. Duo slithered out from under the sheet. "Now, where were we?"

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"Hey Quatre, why do you look nervious?" "Hiirou want's to take Sakura's van." Trowa blinked a couple times. "Hmm..Well, this isn't good. The last time they were the van they started fighting..." "What else is new?" "...And we almost crashed."

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Sakura slowly got out of bed. She groaned at the pain in her head.
Walking into the bathroom, she bent over the tub and turned the handle. She stretched a little and then took off her shirt. WuFei comes up from behind and wraps his arms around her. "Mmmm" He kissed her head. "Do you know how lucky I am to have married you? Or to even have meet you." Saki laughed a little. "Ok, I give up!" She turned around and they kissed passionately. Just as things were getting "juicy", the phone rang. WuFei turned and walked out of the bath room. Sakura giggled. She took of her jammy pants and her undies and stepped into the water. She filled her hands with water and then splashed it on her face. When she opend her eyes, she saw WuFei looking at her. She scremed, and he laughed. She threw the soap at him. "Don't do that! Gowd!" "I'm sorry!" WuFei said laughing. "Mind if I join you?" Sakura blushed and then shook her head. WuFei got undressed and then stepped in. She moved a little to make room. And they continued where they left off.
"WuFei, who was on the phone?" "Oh Quatre was, he said that him, Trowa, Duo, and Hiirou are going to be over her around 12:30pm and we are taking your van to the..." Sakura groaned.
"Do we have to go?!" She asked, sounding like a little child who didn't want to leave the park. "Yes we do." "Why?" "Cuz, if we don't then that gives the police a chance to blame one of us." "Yea, but I'm not even a Gundam Pilot." "Yes, but you are my wife, and if you don't show up, they are going to think it's you." Sakura narrowed her eyes. "Fine. I'm going to...go..make some breakfast.

KNOCK! KNOCK! KNOCK! KNOCK!

"I'm comming! Hold your horses!!!" WuFei opens the front door. Trowa, Quatre, Hiirou, and Duo flooded in walked over and sat on the couch. "Oh sure! You guys can come in!" He steps out of the way to let them by, and then slams the door. He turns around and smiled. "Sorry?" They all said, minus WuFei and Sakura.
Sounds of Saki crying came from the kitchen.
"Hey, why aren't you guys ready?" Asked Hiirou.
"And why are you guys and hour early?" Asked WuFei.
WuFei walked into the kitchen.
"It's ok Saki! Really!" "No it's not! I did this last time!" She cries harder. WuFei smiled.
"Go take another bath and then get ready to go. Ok? I'll clean up down here." Saki nodded her head and ran up stairs. Trowa, Quatre, Hiirou and Duo sat at the breakfast bar.
"She made it explode again?!" Asked Duo. WuFei shook his head.
Duo laughed. "You two would probably never eat if you were't such a great cook."
"Don't say those things about Saki, Duo. It's not nice! She will get it! She just needs time!" Says WuFei.
He stood up and walked up the stairs. Duo was still laughing.

"STOP THAT!" "Stop what?! This?!" Hiirou did it again. "YES THAT!!"
They were in Saki's van.

Her van had two front seats, but in the back, was cleared out. A bench against each side.
Her van was a forest green.

Saki punched Hiirou, who in return, pushes her off the bench.
Plop! On the van floor. She stood up. "I SAID STOP THAT!" "WHAO! Sharp turn!"
"AHHHHH!!" Saki falls into Trowa who was sitting on the bench across from her.
WuFei looks at Duo. "Maybe she should sit up here." Duo nodded his head. "Good idea." He gets up and lets Saki sit down in the passenger seat.

"Would anyone like to say anything about Relena Peacecraft?" Asked the priest.

Not too many peopl were at the funeral. Relena's "group", some boys who loved her, her mother,
some students from her school who admired her, the G-Boys, Saki and of course, a priest.

One of Relena's frineds stood up and walked to the alter.
"I'd like to say that Relena was the most caring and considerate person I have ever known. Her and I have been friend's since we were five. And I hate being up here, and her in there. I wish that she was here now."

Duo walked in front of the the guys and Saki, turned around, and put his hands behind his head. "So, where to?" He asked as he was walking backwards.
"I'm hungry!" "You are always hungry!" "AM NOT!" Hiirou looked at Saki, "ARE TO!!" "NO I'M NOT!"
"Yes.You.Are." He pulled some of Saki's hair. "HEY!!" She took a dive for him, but was stopped by WuFei who jumped in-between them.
"Gowd! It's a danger zone with you two!" Saki folded her arms and walked in front of them. "Is not!"
She wasn't watching were she was going, and ran into Duo, who had stopped and was looking at a building. "HEY! WHATCH IT!" "Sorry Saki." "What are you looking at Oniichan?" Duo put on a wild grin and then looked at her. "Karaoke." Saki giggled and grabbed WuFei's hand. "Chinese! I'm hungry! Let's eat!" And she pulled him into the restaurant.