Hehehehe...this is my first fic ever written here, since I'm not good at making these stuff...
Making me like the MMX games soooo... much (but the only X games I played was X5 and X6 and a little of X4 in Japanese, what a shame of me....) and seeing a lot of cool fics here at fanfiction.net made me think of making a fic of my own...
Oh well, I'll go to my fic now. Gomen if I use plain and straight English without any Jap words (I don't wanna get wrong here....)
DISCLAIMER: I do not own Capcom and I did not made these characters (except for some, but if the names and some "thingies" of the characters I made are the same in other fics, sorry, I didn't intend to have them that way...) !!!! I just made this fic just for fun....
Also, if you see that this fic has some similarity to another fic, I'm soooo.... sorry!!!! I have no spare time looking at fics (but please inform me, maybe I'll try to ask this site to erase this fic if this really does do that plagiarism thingy)
Anyways I made this fic based on other fics posted in this site, so don't wonder why some parts of my fic are almost (and some are exactly) the same as the other fics. (But pleeease! I respect copyrights, so tell me if this fic's not original, especially when you see it in the plot itself!!!)
Anyways, enjoy. Don't blame me for having this fic in this way, so if you have something that you awfully hate here, just stop reading this fic, period.
X AND ZERO'S STUPID ADVENTURES
ZERO'S PROLOGUE
(author's note: since this is still a prologue this part is not yet much funny, and I made myself as a character here, as ???.)
This happened after X and Zero had beaten Sigma. (in X6)
At the HQ....
X: breathes out deep in relief At last... I can rest now, after all these challenges Sigma gave us... What I'll just do is...
??? appears
???: No you won't! You will have another mission!
X: Says who?
???: Says me!
X: Capcom?
???: No!
X: Then I'll stay here. You don't own me so you can't order me. ~_~
???: Then I'll make changes. This is my fanfic in where you are, remember that.
X hears Zero screaming
X: Now what, another commotion?
???: That's your new mission. disappears
X: Yeah, whatever. curses ??? under his breath
X rushes in to where Zero is
X: What's wrong, Z?
Zero: My.... my.... MY HAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!
X sees Z's hair, his hair vanished
voice: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! MY REVENGE HAS BEEN COMPLETED!!!!!
X: Who are you? And why do you like to get Zero's hair?
voice: Do you know why Zero's hair is so darn long?
X: puzzled Why?
voice: It is because HE STOLE SIGMA'S HAIR!!!!!!
X: Hmmm.... wonders What would Sigma look like if he has that long, blond hair?
Zero: I didn't steal Sigma's hair!!!!
voice: You did!
Zero: I did not!
voice: YOU DID!!!
Zero: I said, "I DID NOT"!!!!!!
voice: Too bad you'll never get your hair! laughs the evil way
Zero: But I'll still get it!
the voice didn't answer
Zero: HEY!!!! GIMME BACK MY HAIR!!!
X: Oh yeah, Z, if you don't mind, ??? has given us another mission.
Zero: But I can't face my "enthusiastic" fans with my bald head..... *cries*
X: Don't be over dramatic...
Zero: But that guy has my hair.... *sniff*
X: Don't act like a kid, bro. They can read what you are doing now.
Zero: Who "they"?
X: The readers of this fic.
Zero blushes
Zero: But you'll help me out searching for my hair, right X?
??? appears again
???: Don't worry, the mission will be all about your hair.
Zero: That's a relief, but that's no relief! I'll go to another set of stages without my beautiful blond hair... But X, pleeeease!!!! Help me search for my hair!!!
X: Don't worry, buddy. I'll help you.
Zero: Really, pal? Thanks!
Z and X were about to leave, but...
???: Hold your horses!
Zero: Now what?
???: I was going to ask you Zero: Who was the one who almost blasted, shattered into pieces and died just to find you in X6?
Zero: Did you play MMX6?
???: Of course! That's why I made this fic's date setting after finishing Sigma in X6!
Zero: Now why were you asking me that?
???: Answer my question first.
Zero: X, of course! You don't have to ask me that silly question.
???: OK, then, X, you stay here. You may go now, Z.
X: Wh-why? confused
Zero: WHAT?! YOU'RE MAKING ME GO ALONE?!?!?! WITHOUT MY BLOND HAIR, THEN NOW WITHOUT X?!?!?!?! his head turns hot
???: Again, Zero: Who was the one who almost blasted, almost shattered into pieces and almost died just to find you in X6?
Zero: I TOLD YOU IT WAS X!!!!!!!
???: Who was the one who was about tho sleep and rest for 102 years in his own ending in X6 leaving his very best friend alone, blasting that friend while he sleeps in 102 years then making that friend built again as his enemy when he wakes up after 102 years (Refer to Megaman Zero)?
Zero: calms down but turns puzzled Gee, I dunno, but I think the guy who was about to sleep in 102 years was me... But was it I who destroyed my friend? *And who is my friend?*
X: furious, ready to beat Zero up Zero...
???: Then who was the one who already fought in Capcom's many games in his name since his child form then continuously fights now as an adult form?
Zero: That's X. Megaman's your name then, right, X? *hey, how did he know?*
X: I don't remember. -_-
???: Then who needs to rest?
Zero: X.
???: Who needs to go just for his hair?
Zero: Me.
???: Then go. Alia's gone trying to fix Gate with Signas and Douglas so X'll be your assistant, OK? leaves
Zero: Dang, that guy got me.
X: (Alia style) Hurry, Zero! If you don't get your hair in time Sigma will be revived all over again!
Zero: Deep breath I wish Capcom would make another villain other than Sigma...
~END OF Z'S PROLOGUE~
Author's note: This is just a prologue..... ^_^
Making me like the MMX games soooo... much (but the only X games I played was X5 and X6 and a little of X4 in Japanese, what a shame of me....) and seeing a lot of cool fics here at fanfiction.net made me think of making a fic of my own...
Oh well, I'll go to my fic now. Gomen if I use plain and straight English without any Jap words (I don't wanna get wrong here....)
DISCLAIMER: I do not own Capcom and I did not made these characters (except for some, but if the names and some "thingies" of the characters I made are the same in other fics, sorry, I didn't intend to have them that way...) !!!! I just made this fic just for fun....
Also, if you see that this fic has some similarity to another fic, I'm soooo.... sorry!!!! I have no spare time looking at fics (but please inform me, maybe I'll try to ask this site to erase this fic if this really does do that plagiarism thingy)
Anyways I made this fic based on other fics posted in this site, so don't wonder why some parts of my fic are almost (and some are exactly) the same as the other fics. (But pleeease! I respect copyrights, so tell me if this fic's not original, especially when you see it in the plot itself!!!)
Anyways, enjoy. Don't blame me for having this fic in this way, so if you have something that you awfully hate here, just stop reading this fic, period.
X AND ZERO'S STUPID ADVENTURES
ZERO'S PROLOGUE
(author's note: since this is still a prologue this part is not yet much funny, and I made myself as a character here, as ???.)
This happened after X and Zero had beaten Sigma. (in X6)
At the HQ....
X: breathes out deep in relief At last... I can rest now, after all these challenges Sigma gave us... What I'll just do is...
??? appears
???: No you won't! You will have another mission!
X: Says who?
???: Says me!
X: Capcom?
???: No!
X: Then I'll stay here. You don't own me so you can't order me. ~_~
???: Then I'll make changes. This is my fanfic in where you are, remember that.
X hears Zero screaming
X: Now what, another commotion?
???: That's your new mission. disappears
X: Yeah, whatever. curses ??? under his breath
X rushes in to where Zero is
X: What's wrong, Z?
Zero: My.... my.... MY HAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!
X sees Z's hair, his hair vanished
voice: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! MY REVENGE HAS BEEN COMPLETED!!!!!
X: Who are you? And why do you like to get Zero's hair?
voice: Do you know why Zero's hair is so darn long?
X: puzzled Why?
voice: It is because HE STOLE SIGMA'S HAIR!!!!!!
X: Hmmm.... wonders What would Sigma look like if he has that long, blond hair?
Zero: I didn't steal Sigma's hair!!!!
voice: You did!
Zero: I did not!
voice: YOU DID!!!
Zero: I said, "I DID NOT"!!!!!!
voice: Too bad you'll never get your hair! laughs the evil way
Zero: But I'll still get it!
the voice didn't answer
Zero: HEY!!!! GIMME BACK MY HAIR!!!
X: Oh yeah, Z, if you don't mind, ??? has given us another mission.
Zero: But I can't face my "enthusiastic" fans with my bald head..... *cries*
X: Don't be over dramatic...
Zero: But that guy has my hair.... *sniff*
X: Don't act like a kid, bro. They can read what you are doing now.
Zero: Who "they"?
X: The readers of this fic.
Zero blushes
Zero: But you'll help me out searching for my hair, right X?
??? appears again
???: Don't worry, the mission will be all about your hair.
Zero: That's a relief, but that's no relief! I'll go to another set of stages without my beautiful blond hair... But X, pleeeease!!!! Help me search for my hair!!!
X: Don't worry, buddy. I'll help you.
Zero: Really, pal? Thanks!
Z and X were about to leave, but...
???: Hold your horses!
Zero: Now what?
???: I was going to ask you Zero: Who was the one who almost blasted, shattered into pieces and died just to find you in X6?
Zero: Did you play MMX6?
???: Of course! That's why I made this fic's date setting after finishing Sigma in X6!
Zero: Now why were you asking me that?
???: Answer my question first.
Zero: X, of course! You don't have to ask me that silly question.
???: OK, then, X, you stay here. You may go now, Z.
X: Wh-why? confused
Zero: WHAT?! YOU'RE MAKING ME GO ALONE?!?!?! WITHOUT MY BLOND HAIR, THEN NOW WITHOUT X?!?!?!?! his head turns hot
???: Again, Zero: Who was the one who almost blasted, almost shattered into pieces and almost died just to find you in X6?
Zero: I TOLD YOU IT WAS X!!!!!!!
???: Who was the one who was about tho sleep and rest for 102 years in his own ending in X6 leaving his very best friend alone, blasting that friend while he sleeps in 102 years then making that friend built again as his enemy when he wakes up after 102 years (Refer to Megaman Zero)?
Zero: calms down but turns puzzled Gee, I dunno, but I think the guy who was about to sleep in 102 years was me... But was it I who destroyed my friend? *And who is my friend?*
X: furious, ready to beat Zero up Zero...
???: Then who was the one who already fought in Capcom's many games in his name since his child form then continuously fights now as an adult form?
Zero: That's X. Megaman's your name then, right, X? *hey, how did he know?*
X: I don't remember. -_-
???: Then who needs to rest?
Zero: X.
???: Who needs to go just for his hair?
Zero: Me.
???: Then go. Alia's gone trying to fix Gate with Signas and Douglas so X'll be your assistant, OK? leaves
Zero: Dang, that guy got me.
X: (Alia style) Hurry, Zero! If you don't get your hair in time Sigma will be revived all over again!
Zero: Deep breath I wish Capcom would make another villain other than Sigma...
~END OF Z'S PROLOGUE~
Author's note: This is just a prologue..... ^_^