Author's notes: Hello!!!! Here I am again.... If I can go straight to this fic I can make a lot of chapters!!!
To keep you away from confusion from now on Part 1 is Z's story and Part 2 is X's story.
Anyway, just enjoy this chapter.
DISCLAIMER: I do not own Capcom and I didn't make Megaman or Megaman X and its characters!!!! This is just a fan thing a fan likes to do.
CHAPTER 1 - HARDHEAD
--- PART 1 - THIS IS X SPEAKING, ARE YOU ALREADY THERE, ZERO?
/The First Stage - *you know, before you go into the eight stages*/
X: through that "communication" thingy This is X speaking, are you already there, Zero?
Zero: Of course you idiot! You can't call me if I am not yet here!
X: This is X speaking, are you already there, Zero?
Zero: I'm already here! Dammit!
X: This is X speaking, are you already there, Zero?
Zero: Cut that out!
X: This is X speaking, are you already there, Zero?
Zero: I said, "Cut that out"!
X: This is X speaking, are you already there, Zero?
Zero: @%$^#*^%#$*^%!!!!! CUT THE COMMUNICATION PORT!!!!
but Zero can't break contact.
X: This is X speaking, are you already there, Zero?
Zero: to himself Had X become Maverick? Maybe I need to check my helmet. But they might laugh if I take it off.
X repeatedly says "This is X speaking, are you already there, Zero?" annoyingly
Zero changes his mind because of that
In his helmet shows a post-it note thingy showing: "I'm out for lunch -X PS: I have precorded something in there. If it annoys you already, smash your helmet or just don't speak or kill yourself if you don't wanna hear this."
Zero: Hmmm... to himself again... who else can be speaking to him? I'd better smash the helmet....
(author's note: I can't put X's annoying words unless it's important... It'll get my fic so long, you know.)
Z was about to smash the helmet, but....
Zero: Do I have to tell you that he's talking to himself? Hell no! They'll laugh at me if I do.
Zero again: Warning: he's getting autistic! Not speaking would be easy on me.....
Okay, Zero is going on his mission, without speaking a word. Then he sees a Met (yes, the X version Met) then tries to slash the Met with his Z-Saber, only that....
Zero: Ha! you know, the usual "hee-ha-hoo!" slashing voice of Z ....oh no.... ^_^;;;;
X: This is X speaking, are you already there, Zero?
Zero: shouting to afar Damn you, X!!!!
X: This is X speaking, are you already there, Zero?
Zero: ...
X: This is X speaking, are you already there, Zero?
Zero: Hey, I didn't say anything!
???: Talking like this guy's like a god or something You spoke something.
Zero: What did I speak?
???: ... (three dots.)
Zero: ^$@$^@&^%$# Whatever. -_-
Z sees another Met, and destroys it with his Saber without speaking his "trademark voices".
Zero sees some enemy which attacks are hard to dodge for him, and so that enemy attacks him repeatedly. He gets hurt.
Zero: *insert his "trademark voice" when he gets hurt here* groans oh....no.....
X: This is X speaking, are you already there, Zero?
Zero: groans Eexxx... I-it's... H-hard... Not... T-t-to... S-speak... My... "Us-usual voices".... Damn you...
He sees an energy capsule, gets it, and gets back healthy again.
Good thing the stage doesn't need any jumping for him, or he'll say his usual voice when he jumps...
/The Stage's Boss/
Zero goes in through the Shutter.
/WARNING (the usual warning sign, only that it is shown through a piece of paper)/
voice: NYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! BALD MAN!!!! BALD MAN!!!! BALD MAN!!!! XD
Zero: Shut up!!! I'm only here to get my hair!!! Just show yourself so that I can fight you and get my hair back!!! And he still hears X's annoying dialogue
voice: NYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! laughs out more loud
Zero: Who are you? Show yourself!!
the voice stops laughing
a lovely girl comes out from the "dark shadows".
Zero: Hello, little girl.
girl: Hello, Mr. Zero. NYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Zero: Take out your disguise, whoever you are!
girl: But this is my form, you know, that ??? out there ran out of ideas...
Zero: ...And made me fight alone, just to get my hair...
Zero thinks
Zero: Hey, don't change the topic! I'm only here to get my hair...
girl: So, let's fight!
the girl changes in form, turning into a Maverick that looks like a monster.
Zero: Oh great, she changed... What is this, some sort of a scary movie? Or Capcom's just trying to make this game more of a R18 or PG or whatever (R18, whatever that calls...) than a E rating?
X: This is X speaking, are you already there, Zero?
Zero: DAMMIT!!! ^$@%$@&%$@&!!!! I'M ALREADY AT THE MIDDLE OF A SENSELESS BATTLE THEN YOU TRY TO SPEAK "THISISXSPEAKINGAREYOUALREADYTHEREZERO"?!?!??!
X: This is X speaking, are you already there, Zero?
Zero: #^%#&%#$^%#*^%#^%#&%$*^%$^&$^%$&^%$*&^&^*&%&^$&^%$&^$^%$^&$&^$&%$^%#$&^%#&^%$#^%#$^@#$@%#@^%#^$#^%#^$#&^%#%$!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Z got hurt many times, he jumped many times and he slashes his Z-Saber many times, and he since he is sooooo.... serious, of course he would always speak his "trademark voices". Poor him he always hears X....
Zero again: I'd rather kill myself. I'm sick of X's voice. Blows up for no reason at all.
Zero (in bits): I didn't know that I can do that, darn it.
But still, he hears X speaking "This is X speaking, are you already there, Zero?", poor Zero
One life later...He already finished the monster
Zero: Takes a deep breath Thank God it's finished...
X: This is X speaking, are you already finished, Zero? He's finished eating lunch
Zero: ^*%#*^&$&^*^%@#*$@*$@$*@#@^$$^%$*$^#*#^$#@*^$#*^$#*^%*$*&%$*&%$&%$*&%$*^%#*^#%#*^%#*&%#%^&%#$^%#$^#&*&^%$&*%$^#$^#&%$#@^$#@&^%*&^&^%$!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
X: What's wrong with you?
Zero: &^$&%#^$#&%$*&#$^#*&^@*^$@*$^@*^#^$%#$@#%$#*^%$#*^%#%$#^%#*^#%$#^$#^%#*^%#$^#*^%#^%#%@%$@*^%@#^$@*^$@#^%*%$*^%#^$#@%&#$*#@*^$#^%#*^%#!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
X: Dear, he's become a Maverick... I'd better rescue him... X leaves his chair and goes to rescue Z
/The Stage Select Thingy/
X: Are you allright, Z?
Zero: ...
X: Z?
Zero: ......
X: Hey, Z!!!
Zero: .........
X: Takes a deep breath Anyways you need to finish these eight Mavericks which are believed to be the bosses of these eight stages... You know, the usual thing that Capcom does as the big plot for Megaman or Megaman X...
Zero: ............
X: Takes another deep breath You will also collect armors like I did in the past games...
Zero: ....REALLY?!?!?!?!?!??! Shouts and runs wildly like some animal in the jungle
X: ...the black armor... remember that the armor's only Z's normal armor, but I heard that it's black only to distinguish the low-defense crimson armor to the high-attack, high-defense black armor
Zero gets his Z-Saber from his back
X: I don't like the looks of this....
Zero is preparing to attack
X: *gulp*
Zero furiously attacks the HQ (If you forgot what that is, that is the [Maverick Hunter] Headquarters)
X: O_O!!!!!!
Zero: 0!!!!!!
X: ZERO!!!! TAKE A HOLD OF YOURSELF!!!!!
Zero still furiously attacks the whole base and frantically X screams as debris fall on the ground... Good thing X has his X-Buster, and he shoots the large debris with his fully charged shot.
X gets his handphone and calls a mental hospital nearby
Mental Hospital Crewman: Hello, the "Whatchamacallit" Mental Hospial.
X: frantic HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MHC: Hello?
X: SOMEBODY'S ATTACKING THE BAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MHC: OK, Your name please.
X: IT'S EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MHC: X? to himself he's really cut out.
X: FROM THE GAME "MEGAMAN EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!! breaks contact
MHC: OK. close communication
the crewman calls his fellows.
MHC: Somebody's gone berserk at the "base". He accepts himself as X from the game "Megaman X".
MHC fellow 1: Yeah, we heard it. He needs help.
MHC fellow 2: We better get him before he affects more persons...
They left for the HQ
(The base is already destroyed as they see it, thanks to Zero.)
MHC: Look, the building has been wrecked, thanks to this "X".
(As they go in, they see X unconscious, but not Z, since he's covered by debris of the HQ but he's also unconscious do I have to tell you that?.)
MHC fellow 2: Yup, this is "X", and look, he's even wearing X's "armor" from the game.
They carried X into the ambulance. As X wakes up he's already in that "mental patient's jacket" (Uh, what's that called again?) and the ambulance was already moving... His armor? Well, it is still with X, but they put something so hard and sticky on the "hole" on X's arm cannon (or whatever you call where X's shots come out), so hard that he won't shoot. (They still believed it was really X, sorta.)
X: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! %#*^%#*^@#$%#@%$(&^$^%#$^#(&%$&^%^&$&$*&^&$%^#^%$&^$&^$^%#^#$^!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ZERO DARN YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! voice fades, meaning he's gone to the mental hospital.
MHC fellow 1: And look. He thinks that Zero is also with him.
MHC: He's hopeless. *tsk, tsk.*
--- PART 2 - COOCOO... ER, X'S "GREAT DAY" IN THE HOSPITAL (WITH THE AUTHOR'S STUPID APPEARANCE): X'S PROLOGUE
(Author's note: I'm soooo... sorry if I do these the Teletubbies way... It just popped out of my mind 'coz my little cousins watch 'em leaving me behind not watching my fave anime'... *sob*)
X is already at the "Whatchamacallit" Mental Hospital. Some thugs were carrying X into his own room, (or lair, or cell, or... whatever you call it!) and X is forcing himself so that those thugs would let him go.
X: LEMME GO!!!! I'M TELLING YOU, I'M REALLY X!!!!!
thug 1: Oh, really.
X: I'M TELLING YOU THE TRUTH!!!!
thug 2: Then, I'm asking you...
X: NOW WHAT??!?!?!?
thug 2: Does Sigma have hair?
X: calms down a little eh?
thug 3: What does that Sigma look like when he's not bald?
X: I... dunno...
thug 2: Then you're really crazy!
thug 1: Send him to where he deserves to stay!
thugs 2&3: Yeah!
X: even more frantic NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
X: really even more frantic #%#@&%$#&$^#^%#*^%*^%#$@^%$*^%$*%#^$#%^&$^%$%^&$^*%#$^#^&$#!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LEMME GO!!! LEMME GO!!! LEMMEGOLEMMEGOLEMMEGOLEMMEGOLEMMEGOLEMMEGOLEMMEGOLEMMEGOLEMMEGOLEMMEGOLEMMEGOLEMMEGOLEMMEGOLEMMEGOLEMMEGOLEMMEGOLEMMEGOLEMMEGOLEMMEGOLEMMEGO!!!!
thug 1: Takes a deep breath He's really cut out.
X is being brought to his own, uh... whatsoever it's called!
In X's cell.... I mean lair... uh, room... er... whatever!
X: to himself Darn, what did I ever do to that Z guy (refer to part 1)? And look! Capcom wants me out of business!
??? suddenly appears from nowhere
???: You're not out of business yet.
X: Hey, you're the guy I saw a while ago! Didn't I tell you that you are not from Capcom!!!
???: Capcom or not, this is still MY fanfic!!! So, will you go on my fic's plot or not?
X: Of course not!!!
???: Then...
X: Then what?
???: ...I'll get your hair too.
X: My.... hair? Now how will you get my hair?
???: I already had.
X: How?
???: Remember, I made this fic. Think again.
X: Idiot! Now how will I know if you don't release me from this stupid jacket your stupid plot made for me?
???: Oh... I haven't release you from there... Oh, kay... but...
X: But what?
???: DON'T YOU EVER THINK THAT MY PLOT'S STUPID!!!!!!!
X: Yeah... murmuring But it is awfully stupid...
???: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?!?!?! clobbers X
X: Ow!!! his jacket loosens off so he takes it off
X: ...But at least my jacket takes off me... takes his helmet off, then touches his head. He realizes that his hair isn't there.
X: I'm.... I'm.... I'M BALD!!!!!!
???: You look awful when you're bald. Good thing I have my mercy on you 'coz Z's more famous than you. Brings back X's hair like magic
X: Oooh... Wooow... Stops, then thinks again Hey! Take that back!
???: Just joking. Now get back at my plot. Anyways your hair's cute.
X: &%#@%#$ Let me rest.
???: Until I finish this fic. Now get back at my plot!!!
X: kinda mad OK!!! curses ??? under his breath, then gets serious after he takes a deep breath Wha... what do you mean by "I'm not out of business yet"?
???: You'll see... This'll be a frantic mission for you. leaves
X: But this is already a frantic experience to me.... *sulk*
After some hours...
X: *yawn* to himself What a great day this is...
Someone opens the door of his room. X begins to get scared.
thug 4: Oh... Speaks like he's imitating a kid Coocoo's so afraid because of the big monster he saw on his last game on X6...
X: to himself Darn, I should never felt that way.
thug 4: Speaks that way again So Coocoo need a little sunshine. Wanna go, little Coocoo?
X: murmuring, already furious My... name... is... X... not... Coocoo...
thug 4: Do I have to tell you he's speaking like a kid? Little Coocoo needs a little sunlight. Let's go, Coocoo!
X: murmuring, awfully furious hngyngnnghghgnhygnhgnyhgnhgyghyngyhynghnghgnhgnghyng...... (author's note: his dialogue is too sharp that I'll have to type his actual murmur instead... ^_^)
while on ???'s lair...
???: writes What X hates the most: 1. Calling him names that humans are called when they're still little babies.
back on X's room... er, outside the room
X: hngyngnnghghgnhygnhgnyhgnhgyghyngyhynghnghgnhgnghyng...... translation: $#*&$@#%$@^%#$%^#^*%#*%^#$^$#%$@#%@%@%#%@%#@%$@#%@$@*%$@%$....
thug 4: and do I have to tell you he's speaking like a kid? Awww, little Coocoo needs to take a pee?
X: hngyngnnghghgnhygnhgnyhgnhgyghyngyhynghnghgnhgnghyng...... translation: $#*&$@#%$@^%#$%^#^*%#*%^#$^$#%$@#%@%@%#%@%#@%$@#%@$@*%$@%$....
and so they go to some place where other mental patients are... X was surprised to see all his enemies from X4, 5 and 6.
X: Hey, they all were my enemies from my previous battles!
thug 4: talks the kid way, I don't have to tell you that.. Awww, little Coocoo wants some enemies... Make friends from them, won't you little Coocoo?
X: You $^$@#$#%^#^*%*$#^%#$&%$&^$&^^ MY NAME IS NOT COOCOO!!!!!
thug 4: I don't need to tell you more. Awww... that name really suits you...
Shield Sheldon (X6): Mmmm... I knew that I saw that blue guy somewhere...
Web Spider (X4): Yeah...
Mattrex (X5): Just forget it!!! We're friends, aren't we?
all other Mav bosses: Yeah!
Split Mushroom (X4, hey, is the Mav's name correct?): Teletubbies style Let's all make a big hug!!!
all other Mav bosses: BIG HUG.... hugs each other the teletubbies way
X: to the readers out there Mmmm... Capcom really wants to make REAL Mavericks here... Since even Capcom hates doing euthanasia to these Mavs, uh, well... they just leave them behind making them, uh, go crazy... author's note: REMEMBER: this is just a fanfic, so pleeeeease don't sue me... ;)
thug 4: Hello, guys! Meet your new friend, Coocoo.
X: furious MY NAME IS NOT.... he calms down, then speaks to himself Oh yeah, they might sue me if they remember if I'm X... I spent a lot of years just to finish 'em all... speaks sweet and like a kid Hi, my name's Coocoo! How are you?
All Mav bosses: speaking as if they all were in a kiddie show We're all fine, thank you!
X: to himself Poor them, they were so poorly treated... dramatic with matching violin and piano classic drama soap opera sounds and flowery bright background and X having those bright, twinkling eyes Oh, what I have done? Oh dear, oh my! What a shame of me! I can't forgive myself! *sulks*
thug 4: takes a deep breath in relief Awww, they already agree with each other... What a camaladerie this is... I'm so happy...
Question for this chapter: So, do you think that X hasn't gone crazy yet? And has Zero gone Maverick? And why did I put a prologue in Chapter 1? (Stupid question, isn't it?)
So, this is all for chapter 1... Now chapter 2 will be on the way, so right now, this story is to be continued.... ;)
To keep you away from confusion from now on Part 1 is Z's story and Part 2 is X's story.
Anyway, just enjoy this chapter.
DISCLAIMER: I do not own Capcom and I didn't make Megaman or Megaman X and its characters!!!! This is just a fan thing a fan likes to do.
CHAPTER 1 - HARDHEAD
--- PART 1 - THIS IS X SPEAKING, ARE YOU ALREADY THERE, ZERO?
/The First Stage - *you know, before you go into the eight stages*/
X: through that "communication" thingy This is X speaking, are you already there, Zero?
Zero: Of course you idiot! You can't call me if I am not yet here!
X: This is X speaking, are you already there, Zero?
Zero: I'm already here! Dammit!
X: This is X speaking, are you already there, Zero?
Zero: Cut that out!
X: This is X speaking, are you already there, Zero?
Zero: I said, "Cut that out"!
X: This is X speaking, are you already there, Zero?
Zero: @%$^#*^%#$*^%!!!!! CUT THE COMMUNICATION PORT!!!!
but Zero can't break contact.
X: This is X speaking, are you already there, Zero?
Zero: to himself Had X become Maverick? Maybe I need to check my helmet. But they might laugh if I take it off.
X repeatedly says "This is X speaking, are you already there, Zero?" annoyingly
Zero changes his mind because of that
In his helmet shows a post-it note thingy showing: "I'm out for lunch -X PS: I have precorded something in there. If it annoys you already, smash your helmet or just don't speak or kill yourself if you don't wanna hear this."
Zero: Hmmm... to himself again... who else can be speaking to him? I'd better smash the helmet....
(author's note: I can't put X's annoying words unless it's important... It'll get my fic so long, you know.)
Z was about to smash the helmet, but....
Zero: Do I have to tell you that he's talking to himself? Hell no! They'll laugh at me if I do.
Zero again: Warning: he's getting autistic! Not speaking would be easy on me.....
Okay, Zero is going on his mission, without speaking a word. Then he sees a Met (yes, the X version Met) then tries to slash the Met with his Z-Saber, only that....
Zero: Ha! you know, the usual "hee-ha-hoo!" slashing voice of Z ....oh no.... ^_^;;;;
X: This is X speaking, are you already there, Zero?
Zero: shouting to afar Damn you, X!!!!
X: This is X speaking, are you already there, Zero?
Zero: ...
X: This is X speaking, are you already there, Zero?
Zero: Hey, I didn't say anything!
???: Talking like this guy's like a god or something You spoke something.
Zero: What did I speak?
???: ... (three dots.)
Zero: ^$@$^@&^%$# Whatever. -_-
Z sees another Met, and destroys it with his Saber without speaking his "trademark voices".
Zero sees some enemy which attacks are hard to dodge for him, and so that enemy attacks him repeatedly. He gets hurt.
Zero: *insert his "trademark voice" when he gets hurt here* groans oh....no.....
X: This is X speaking, are you already there, Zero?
Zero: groans Eexxx... I-it's... H-hard... Not... T-t-to... S-speak... My... "Us-usual voices".... Damn you...
He sees an energy capsule, gets it, and gets back healthy again.
Good thing the stage doesn't need any jumping for him, or he'll say his usual voice when he jumps...
/The Stage's Boss/
Zero goes in through the Shutter.
/WARNING (the usual warning sign, only that it is shown through a piece of paper)/
voice: NYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! BALD MAN!!!! BALD MAN!!!! BALD MAN!!!! XD
Zero: Shut up!!! I'm only here to get my hair!!! Just show yourself so that I can fight you and get my hair back!!! And he still hears X's annoying dialogue
voice: NYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! laughs out more loud
Zero: Who are you? Show yourself!!
the voice stops laughing
a lovely girl comes out from the "dark shadows".
Zero: Hello, little girl.
girl: Hello, Mr. Zero. NYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Zero: Take out your disguise, whoever you are!
girl: But this is my form, you know, that ??? out there ran out of ideas...
Zero: ...And made me fight alone, just to get my hair...
Zero thinks
Zero: Hey, don't change the topic! I'm only here to get my hair...
girl: So, let's fight!
the girl changes in form, turning into a Maverick that looks like a monster.
Zero: Oh great, she changed... What is this, some sort of a scary movie? Or Capcom's just trying to make this game more of a R18 or PG or whatever (R18, whatever that calls...) than a E rating?
X: This is X speaking, are you already there, Zero?
Zero: DAMMIT!!! ^$@%$@&%$@&!!!! I'M ALREADY AT THE MIDDLE OF A SENSELESS BATTLE THEN YOU TRY TO SPEAK "THISISXSPEAKINGAREYOUALREADYTHEREZERO"?!?!??!
X: This is X speaking, are you already there, Zero?
Zero: #^%#&%#$^%#*^%#^%#&%$*^%$^&$^%$&^%$*&^&^*&%&^$&^%$&^$^%$^&$&^$&%$^%#$&^%#&^%$#^%#$^@#$@%#@^%#^$#^%#^$#&^%#%$!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Z got hurt many times, he jumped many times and he slashes his Z-Saber many times, and he since he is sooooo.... serious, of course he would always speak his "trademark voices". Poor him he always hears X....
Zero again: I'd rather kill myself. I'm sick of X's voice. Blows up for no reason at all.
Zero (in bits): I didn't know that I can do that, darn it.
But still, he hears X speaking "This is X speaking, are you already there, Zero?", poor Zero
One life later...He already finished the monster
Zero: Takes a deep breath Thank God it's finished...
X: This is X speaking, are you already finished, Zero? He's finished eating lunch
Zero: ^*%#*^&$&^*^%@#*$@*$@$*@#@^$$^%$*$^#*#^$#@*^$#*^$#*^%*$*&%$*&%$&%$*&%$*^%#*^#%#*^%#*&%#%^&%#$^%#$^#&*&^%$&*%$^#$^#&%$#@^$#@&^%*&^&^%$!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
X: What's wrong with you?
Zero: &^$&%#^$#&%$*&#$^#*&^@*^$@*$^@*^#^$%#$@#%$#*^%$#*^%#%$#^%#*^#%$#^$#^%#*^%#$^#*^%#^%#%@%$@*^%@#^$@*^$@#^%*%$*^%#^$#@%&#$*#@*^$#^%#*^%#!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
X: Dear, he's become a Maverick... I'd better rescue him... X leaves his chair and goes to rescue Z
/The Stage Select Thingy/
X: Are you allright, Z?
Zero: ...
X: Z?
Zero: ......
X: Hey, Z!!!
Zero: .........
X: Takes a deep breath Anyways you need to finish these eight Mavericks which are believed to be the bosses of these eight stages... You know, the usual thing that Capcom does as the big plot for Megaman or Megaman X...
Zero: ............
X: Takes another deep breath You will also collect armors like I did in the past games...
Zero: ....REALLY?!?!?!?!?!??! Shouts and runs wildly like some animal in the jungle
X: ...the black armor... remember that the armor's only Z's normal armor, but I heard that it's black only to distinguish the low-defense crimson armor to the high-attack, high-defense black armor
Zero gets his Z-Saber from his back
X: I don't like the looks of this....
Zero is preparing to attack
X: *gulp*
Zero furiously attacks the HQ (If you forgot what that is, that is the [Maverick Hunter] Headquarters)
X: O_O!!!!!!
Zero: 0!!!!!!
X: ZERO!!!! TAKE A HOLD OF YOURSELF!!!!!
Zero still furiously attacks the whole base and frantically X screams as debris fall on the ground... Good thing X has his X-Buster, and he shoots the large debris with his fully charged shot.
X gets his handphone and calls a mental hospital nearby
Mental Hospital Crewman: Hello, the "Whatchamacallit" Mental Hospial.
X: frantic HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MHC: Hello?
X: SOMEBODY'S ATTACKING THE BAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MHC: OK, Your name please.
X: IT'S EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MHC: X? to himself he's really cut out.
X: FROM THE GAME "MEGAMAN EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!! breaks contact
MHC: OK. close communication
the crewman calls his fellows.
MHC: Somebody's gone berserk at the "base". He accepts himself as X from the game "Megaman X".
MHC fellow 1: Yeah, we heard it. He needs help.
MHC fellow 2: We better get him before he affects more persons...
They left for the HQ
(The base is already destroyed as they see it, thanks to Zero.)
MHC: Look, the building has been wrecked, thanks to this "X".
(As they go in, they see X unconscious, but not Z, since he's covered by debris of the HQ but he's also unconscious do I have to tell you that?.)
MHC fellow 2: Yup, this is "X", and look, he's even wearing X's "armor" from the game.
They carried X into the ambulance. As X wakes up he's already in that "mental patient's jacket" (Uh, what's that called again?) and the ambulance was already moving... His armor? Well, it is still with X, but they put something so hard and sticky on the "hole" on X's arm cannon (or whatever you call where X's shots come out), so hard that he won't shoot. (They still believed it was really X, sorta.)
X: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! %#*^%#*^@#$%#@%$(&^$^%#$^#(&%$&^%^&$&$*&^&$%^#^%$&^$&^$^%#^#$^!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ZERO DARN YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! voice fades, meaning he's gone to the mental hospital.
MHC fellow 1: And look. He thinks that Zero is also with him.
MHC: He's hopeless. *tsk, tsk.*
--- PART 2 - COOCOO... ER, X'S "GREAT DAY" IN THE HOSPITAL (WITH THE AUTHOR'S STUPID APPEARANCE): X'S PROLOGUE
(Author's note: I'm soooo... sorry if I do these the Teletubbies way... It just popped out of my mind 'coz my little cousins watch 'em leaving me behind not watching my fave anime'... *sob*)
X is already at the "Whatchamacallit" Mental Hospital. Some thugs were carrying X into his own room, (or lair, or cell, or... whatever you call it!) and X is forcing himself so that those thugs would let him go.
X: LEMME GO!!!! I'M TELLING YOU, I'M REALLY X!!!!!
thug 1: Oh, really.
X: I'M TELLING YOU THE TRUTH!!!!
thug 2: Then, I'm asking you...
X: NOW WHAT??!?!?!?
thug 2: Does Sigma have hair?
X: calms down a little eh?
thug 3: What does that Sigma look like when he's not bald?
X: I... dunno...
thug 2: Then you're really crazy!
thug 1: Send him to where he deserves to stay!
thugs 2&3: Yeah!
X: even more frantic NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
X: really even more frantic #%#@&%$#&$^#^%#*^%*^%#$@^%$*^%$*%#^$#%^&$^%$%^&$^*%#$^#^&$#!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LEMME GO!!! LEMME GO!!! LEMMEGOLEMMEGOLEMMEGOLEMMEGOLEMMEGOLEMMEGOLEMMEGOLEMMEGOLEMMEGOLEMMEGOLEMMEGOLEMMEGOLEMMEGOLEMMEGOLEMMEGOLEMMEGOLEMMEGOLEMMEGOLEMMEGOLEMMEGO!!!!
thug 1: Takes a deep breath He's really cut out.
X is being brought to his own, uh... whatsoever it's called!
In X's cell.... I mean lair... uh, room... er... whatever!
X: to himself Darn, what did I ever do to that Z guy (refer to part 1)? And look! Capcom wants me out of business!
??? suddenly appears from nowhere
???: You're not out of business yet.
X: Hey, you're the guy I saw a while ago! Didn't I tell you that you are not from Capcom!!!
???: Capcom or not, this is still MY fanfic!!! So, will you go on my fic's plot or not?
X: Of course not!!!
???: Then...
X: Then what?
???: ...I'll get your hair too.
X: My.... hair? Now how will you get my hair?
???: I already had.
X: How?
???: Remember, I made this fic. Think again.
X: Idiot! Now how will I know if you don't release me from this stupid jacket your stupid plot made for me?
???: Oh... I haven't release you from there... Oh, kay... but...
X: But what?
???: DON'T YOU EVER THINK THAT MY PLOT'S STUPID!!!!!!!
X: Yeah... murmuring But it is awfully stupid...
???: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?!?!?! clobbers X
X: Ow!!! his jacket loosens off so he takes it off
X: ...But at least my jacket takes off me... takes his helmet off, then touches his head. He realizes that his hair isn't there.
X: I'm.... I'm.... I'M BALD!!!!!!
???: You look awful when you're bald. Good thing I have my mercy on you 'coz Z's more famous than you. Brings back X's hair like magic
X: Oooh... Wooow... Stops, then thinks again Hey! Take that back!
???: Just joking. Now get back at my plot. Anyways your hair's cute.
X: &%#@%#$ Let me rest.
???: Until I finish this fic. Now get back at my plot!!!
X: kinda mad OK!!! curses ??? under his breath, then gets serious after he takes a deep breath Wha... what do you mean by "I'm not out of business yet"?
???: You'll see... This'll be a frantic mission for you. leaves
X: But this is already a frantic experience to me.... *sulk*
After some hours...
X: *yawn* to himself What a great day this is...
Someone opens the door of his room. X begins to get scared.
thug 4: Oh... Speaks like he's imitating a kid Coocoo's so afraid because of the big monster he saw on his last game on X6...
X: to himself Darn, I should never felt that way.
thug 4: Speaks that way again So Coocoo need a little sunshine. Wanna go, little Coocoo?
X: murmuring, already furious My... name... is... X... not... Coocoo...
thug 4: Do I have to tell you he's speaking like a kid? Little Coocoo needs a little sunlight. Let's go, Coocoo!
X: murmuring, awfully furious hngyngnnghghgnhygnhgnyhgnhgyghyngyhynghnghgnhgnghyng...... (author's note: his dialogue is too sharp that I'll have to type his actual murmur instead... ^_^)
while on ???'s lair...
???: writes What X hates the most: 1. Calling him names that humans are called when they're still little babies.
back on X's room... er, outside the room
X: hngyngnnghghgnhygnhgnyhgnhgyghyngyhynghnghgnhgnghyng...... translation: $#*&$@#%$@^%#$%^#^*%#*%^#$^$#%$@#%@%@%#%@%#@%$@#%@$@*%$@%$....
thug 4: and do I have to tell you he's speaking like a kid? Awww, little Coocoo needs to take a pee?
X: hngyngnnghghgnhygnhgnyhgnhgyghyngyhynghnghgnhgnghyng...... translation: $#*&$@#%$@^%#$%^#^*%#*%^#$^$#%$@#%@%@%#%@%#@%$@#%@$@*%$@%$....
and so they go to some place where other mental patients are... X was surprised to see all his enemies from X4, 5 and 6.
X: Hey, they all were my enemies from my previous battles!
thug 4: talks the kid way, I don't have to tell you that.. Awww, little Coocoo wants some enemies... Make friends from them, won't you little Coocoo?
X: You $^$@#$#%^#^*%*$#^%#$&%$&^$&^^ MY NAME IS NOT COOCOO!!!!!
thug 4: I don't need to tell you more. Awww... that name really suits you...
Shield Sheldon (X6): Mmmm... I knew that I saw that blue guy somewhere...
Web Spider (X4): Yeah...
Mattrex (X5): Just forget it!!! We're friends, aren't we?
all other Mav bosses: Yeah!
Split Mushroom (X4, hey, is the Mav's name correct?): Teletubbies style Let's all make a big hug!!!
all other Mav bosses: BIG HUG.... hugs each other the teletubbies way
X: to the readers out there Mmmm... Capcom really wants to make REAL Mavericks here... Since even Capcom hates doing euthanasia to these Mavs, uh, well... they just leave them behind making them, uh, go crazy... author's note: REMEMBER: this is just a fanfic, so pleeeeease don't sue me... ;)
thug 4: Hello, guys! Meet your new friend, Coocoo.
X: furious MY NAME IS NOT.... he calms down, then speaks to himself Oh yeah, they might sue me if they remember if I'm X... I spent a lot of years just to finish 'em all... speaks sweet and like a kid Hi, my name's Coocoo! How are you?
All Mav bosses: speaking as if they all were in a kiddie show We're all fine, thank you!
X: to himself Poor them, they were so poorly treated... dramatic with matching violin and piano classic drama soap opera sounds and flowery bright background and X having those bright, twinkling eyes Oh, what I have done? Oh dear, oh my! What a shame of me! I can't forgive myself! *sulks*
thug 4: takes a deep breath in relief Awww, they already agree with each other... What a camaladerie this is... I'm so happy...
Question for this chapter: So, do you think that X hasn't gone crazy yet? And has Zero gone Maverick? And why did I put a prologue in Chapter 1? (Stupid question, isn't it?)
So, this is all for chapter 1... Now chapter 2 will be on the way, so right now, this story is to be continued.... ;)