Author's notes: Hello again!!! Well, I'm having a real problem here: first, my mind pops out nothing after making that first chapter, and second, I can't think what I'm going to type next. So, bear with me... OK?
Anyways enjoy this chapter. Don't blame me if I can't make this chapter any better or longer...

DISCLAIMER: I'll say it again: I don't own Capcom and I didn't make MM or MMX!!! So don't wonder why my fic doesn't go with MMX's original plot...


CHAPTER 2 - MORE HARDHEAD!!!

--- PART 1 - COPY AND ANSWER

author's note: sorry, but I'll keep my appearance here in this chapter... Z has no assistant here...

So, Coocoo... er, X's in the Mental Hospital playing with his Maverick friends. Want to know what happened to Zero?

So right now Zero is left behind the HQ, unconscious... After some hours of sleep he finally wakes up.

Zero: groans ugh... he's kinda shocked at the destroyed HQ Wha... what happened here?!?!?!

but nobody answers

Zero: X!!!! Where are you?!?!?!

still, nobody answers.

Zero: HEEEEEY!!!! ALIA!!!! SIGNAS!!! DOUGLAS!!! X!!!! REPLOIDS OUT THERE!!!! 0

and nobody answers his call.

Zero: to himself This world is getting hyper weird... Oh well, need to get my hair. -_-

/First Stage - Guess who's the Mav here.../

And so, Z is trying to find... his hair. Poor him that there was no one to assist him in his mission.

So, right now he's on the stage. Well, surprisingly, there were no little enemy thingies, even a single Met.

Because there wasn't any little Mavs here, he just went through the shutter, only no one is around even how long he waits.

Zero: HEEEEY!!!! ANY MAVERICKS HERE?!?!?!

voice: HEEEEY!!!! ANY MAVERICKS HERE?!?!?!

Zero: to himself an... echo?

voice: HEEEEY!!!! ANY MAVERICKS HERE?!?!?!

Zero: to himself again that's no echo... to that voice WHO ARE YOU?!?!?!?

voice: WHO ARE YOU?!?!?!?

Zero: irritated STOP JOKING ME!!!!

voice: STOP JOKING ME!!!!

Zero: ^#&^^#....

voice: ^#&^^#....

??? appears from nowhere

???: whispering to Z Cool down, buddy. He copies everything you'll have to say.... leaves

Zero: wondering, and still talks to himself... Hmmm... if that guy would be the Boss Maverick in this area, it means that there is no little Mavericks here...

voice: ^#&^^#....

Zero: ...

voice: ^#&^^#....

Zero: cries like a little kid Waaaaah!!!! He's saying foul words on me!!!

voice: Waaaaah!!!! He's saying foul words on me!!!

Zero: serious Okay, I only want to get my hair back. Just come and fight me okay?

voice: Okay, I only want to get my hair back. Just come and fight me okay?

Zero: semi-berserk CAN YOU JUST COME HERE AND FIGHT ME MAN TO MAN?!?!?!

voice: CAN YOU JUST COME HERE AND FIGHT ME MAN TO MAN?!?!?!

on ???'s lair...

???: hmmm... when will Zero learn how to "fight without fighting"?

back on that area after quite a long time...

Zero: exhausted because of shouting endlessly Can... you... just... tell... me... what's... your... name....

voice: Can... you... just... tell... me... what's... your... name....

Zero: O... K... I'll... better... guess... your... name...

voice: O... K... I'll... better... guess... your... name...

Zero: Just... repeat... after... me...

voice: Just... repeat... after... me...

Zero: Uh... "My... name... is... Mime... Copier...." *.*

voice: Uh... My... name... is... Mime... Copi...WHAT?!?!?! YOU KNOW MY NAME?!?!?! CURSE YOU ZEROOOOOOOoooo...* 0 voice disappears

Zero: What...? After all that.... murmurs with all curses you know

Zero pauses for a short time

Zero: Oh well, this's better than a hard fight...

the stage explodes the usual way and he learns a technique. He poses the Zero way, you know, that facing backwards and doing that 'thumbs up' thingy before he teleports, only that he has no hair...

Zero: Yay!!! I won!!! What technique have I learned? :D

**Name of Technique - "..." author's note: Get me here?**

Zero: What a name. Can anyone think of a cooler name like Densetsu, Raikouha, or any Japanese stuff? -_-

???: speaking like a god or something Sorry, I hardly know Japanese. I know you're like some kind of a samurai or something, BUT THIS IS MEGAMAN X, NOT TENCHU OR WHATEVER GAME FITS FOR A SAMURAI!!! .

Zero: But I also learned English stuff like the Yammar Option, Dark Hold, [and many more, er... seven more from X5]... But why this "..." be the name of my technique if you can make it English?

???: Because I like to. -_-

Zero: But what is the connection of this technique to the Mav that I fought...

???: ...Argued.

Zero: ...Okay, argued earlier?

???: Why should you know? Just go on to my story OK?

Zero: Urusai. (shut up.) hey, am I right?

???: Uh, Zero?

Zero: Nandeyou? (What now?) hey, am I right again?

???: Ummm.... sorry, but you need to... um...

Zero: Need to what?

???: ...need to sleep. *finger snap*

Zero sleeps.

???: Oh... kay... Because I plan for your next part to be a language catastrophe, I'd better stop you from speaking Japanese! speaking to self and you'll forget that I was here... lol voice disappears

Z awakens

Zero: Urgh, what happened here? ...Oh, yeah. I need to find my hair. leaves the place


Now, Zero's turn is over. And of course, if I can make it to the next chapter, I'll really make everything a language catastrophe... Oh well, let's know what happened to X after some time in his own place.

--- PART 2: "WHY CAN'T I REMEMBER MY NAME?!?!?!?"

so, a month has passed. X is still in the "Whatchamacallit" Mental Hospital, playing with his new Mav friends. Well, he has to escape there, somehow...

Dark Dizzy: Hey, Coocoo, you want to play bricks with us?

All other Mavs: Yeah, play with us, Coocoo!!!

X: to himself Urgh... What's my REAL name again?

Mavs: please... Coocoo!!!

X: to himself again I know my name has only a letter on it...

Mattrex: C'mon, Coocoo... embraces X, then releases fire on him for no particular reason

X: GWAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!! I'M BURNIIIIIIING!!!!!

hours later...

X: *deep breath* good thing I'm a Reploid... I can't burn that easily... But what's my name again?

Blizzard Wolfgang: Hey, play fetch with me, Coocoo!

X: OK, just don't... freezes X, again, for no particular reason

X: frozen ...freeze me...

hours later...

X: *deep breath* good thing I'm a Reploid... I can't be frozen that easily... But what's my name again?

Split Mushroom: Hey, play bounce with me, Coocoo!

X: OK, just don't... releases a powder that'll paralyze X, again, for no particular reason

X: ...paralyze... me.... *_*

hours later...

X: *deep breath* good thing I'm a Reploid... I can't be broken that easily... But what's my name again?

Semi-retired Met: Play with me, Coocoo!!!

X: Oh... no!! I'm not playing!!! I don't wanna be burned, stunned or be paralyzed again!!!

Semi-retired Met: Why.... you...

X: ...Crappy....

Semi-retired Met: WAAAAAAAH!!!!! COOCOO'S PICKING ON MEEEEEEE!!!!!!

All other Mavs runs towards X, and.... you know what happens....

X: GYAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!! *dong somebody hits his head* X.X

a day later....

X: ...asking me how? That happens everyday to me.... hahaha... *headache* urgh.... what am I talking about? What happened to me? Who am I? Where am I?

***Want to know what happened after that? Repeat this whole part of the fic a hundred times!!!***

A hundred times of that part later....

X: DAMMIT!!!! WHAT'S MY NAME?!?!?!? I KNEW IT WAS ONLY ONE, JUST ONE LETTER!!!!! MY NAAAAAAAAAME!!!! WHAT'S MY NAAAAAAAaaaaaaa....*

X.... er, snaps out.

X: I... am... Coo...coo... hahaha.... *unconscious* X.X


Conclusion for this chapter? There is just one, just one: poor them....

Now, Maybe It'll be a long time or maybe it'll be impossible anymore for me to finish chapter 3 so for now, this fic is to be continued...