A/N: sorry to keep interrupting, but there's my apology to farmboys and farmpeople. You have hidden talents. Or obvious ones, depends what kind of farmboy/person you are. I honestly mean no offence to farmers. I have family who tend the land, so I can't go around saying they're shit. Au contraire, they're my kin. Ummm, the "suing Lex's pants off" irony has been borrowed and adjusted from someone else's fic. I'm not sure of the author's name, but the fic was "why me?" another Chlex pairing. It's an excellent fic, my compliments, and I'm sorry for taking Lex's pants off again ;) . Just in case anybody cared, I'm writing this in the comfort of my room, not in the middle of some class, not under the influence of time pressure, drugs, lack of sleep, boredom or any kind of challenge that has been posted online - or anywhere else for that matter. Instead, I'm being spurred by my love of Lex and the albums Skitzmix#9 and Linkin Park's Hybrid Theory (no, not at the same time. I wish). Basically, that's where all my thanks have to go. I just thought these artists deserved some recognition. Actually, Skitzmix is giving me writer's block, so that fucks him up. I'm sure he cares. Dude your music is not stuff to write to!! Yep, he's in tears now. If you want to thank someone else in his place, which I'm sure you do, you can thank over half of the peoples who did songs on HitMachineVol.8, which I do know was compiled in 1995 and is officially ancient history by now, but I happen to like those songs. They're what I grew up with. Plus, one in particular (Voodoo Lady) has been used in a very recent movie close to my heart. Dude Where's My Car? Yes I know the majority of you peoples out there totally hate it, but seriously you lot, lighten up!! It's a comedy!! Just laugh!! And drool over Ashton Kutcher coz ohmigod he's a hottie!! Well, you've totally listened to me now, and cared, I can see the sincerity. Ummm I just had to rave a little to get out of my writer's block and I'm not sure if it's fully worked, but there you go. You've learnt that little bit about me and my weirdness (happy 16th to me in January if anyone wants to give me a card. Which I'm sure you all do). Read on, and I'll try and stop myself from butting in again.