Inu Yasha: A Feudal Adventure
Chapter 3: No Need for a Pevert
By Angel Of Anime
*****
Disclaimer: Ok you know the drill, Inu Yasha doesn't belong to me, I am just borrowing the characters ok? (Oh Kyoko does belong to me tho!) Now enough of this! Read on!!!
*****
"Hrmmm yes, that is interesting... Well I think the ironic thing is how your father's tomb was in your eye! Hehehe, I mean how the heck did he get it in there?? It makes ya wonder doesn't it!"
"Kaede!"
"Sorry, anywise, it seems Sessho- Maru is in fact after her, and the fact that she gained those stripes after receiving his blood... I am starting to think perhaps she is a reincarnat-"
"Man does my head hurt!"
Inu Yasha rushed to sit next to Kyoko's futon as Kaede sat there talking on to no one in particular.
"Oh Inu Yasha! Are you hurt?? I looked as if you took a few hits back there,"
"feh, I heal fast-"
"I know, I was just not sure how fast, well that's good, certainly comes in handy doesn't it? =) So did ya beat the crap outta 'Fluffy'?"
"Yes, but that's not important-"
"Hey ya got the fang! That's good, at least I helped a little! I don't feel so worthless now,"
"..."
"ahem, as I was saying, there is the matter of reincarnation..."
"reincarnation... who?"
"You stupid!"
"Oh... of who?"
"That I cannot say, I suppose we will find out in due time, ne? Well, Kyoko- chan, can you walk?"
"I think so... I am tired, that's all =) I could use a bath though."
"Very well, Inu Yasha-"
"Don't have to tell me twice." With that he had scooped her up and was out the door.
*****
"It's ok Inu Yasha, really I am fine, go on ahead, I want to linger."
"Fine, whatever!"
Inu Yasha walked off into the distance, but as soon as he was sure he was out of sight he sat down against a tree and began to wait.
*I can't just leave that stupid human way out here all by her self...*
*****
Kyoko could sense Inu Yasha waiting, but as long as he was out of sight it was ok. She slowly unwrapped her self from his enormous coat and then began to take off the shredded robes. She eased her self into the water. She had many scratches, and a few were pretty deep too... Sessho- Maru hadn't been very gentle with his claws. She could see where some of his poison had eaten away at her skin.
*Wow, I am in worse shape then I thought... good thing no one noticed, I hate being doted over* She walked back over to the beach and began to rip strips from the miko robes. She moistened the strips and started to clean her wounds when she heard something rattling in the bushes.
"Inu Yasha, is that you??" The hairs on the back of her neck were prickling. Whoever, or whatever was behind those bushes it certainly was not Inu Yasha. Kyoko slowly approached the bushes, when out popped a monk, with lecherous eyes, Kyoko was so taken aback she let out a short high-pitched scream. She then proceeded to clobber the monk, who was making quite a ruckus himself, of course, who comes running?? Why Inu Yasha of course!
Inu Yasha came bounding into the clearing to find a naked Kyoko sitting on an unconscious monk with his arm twisted behind him. Kyoko was panting heavily from both the exertion of so much energy and sheer surprise.
"WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE?!?!?"
"Oh, Hi there Inu Yasha! There was just a pervert that's all so I dealt with him... but now you're here =) I was getting pretty tired, didn't know what I would have done if he had woken up..." With that she got up off the monk and half skipped half stumbled her way over to Inu Yasha, placing the demon between the monk and her.
Inu Yasha stomped over to the monk.
"Hey you!!"
Snooooooorrrrrrr
"He's asleep!"
"Well, wake him up I guess."
Inu Yasha grabbed the monk by his head and yanked him up right. He could see Kyoko wasn't kidding when she said she was strong. The monk had two black eyes, a dislocated shoulder, numerous bumps on his head and his elbow had been twisted out of alignment, and it looked as if Kyoko had held back...
"WAKE UP!"
"Oh, hello there dog breath, oh and hellooo."
"Hentai! Inu Yasha knock his brains out."
"Oh dear, I am sorry, I was not aware that this was YOUR woman..."
"I am NOT his-"
"She is NOT my WOMAN!" With that Inu Yasha smashed the monk's face into the sand of the beach. Eventually Inu Yasha stepped back over to where Kyoko was. The two watched the monk for a bit, but he did seem quite unconscious.
"Wheu, thanks Inu Yasha!" She put her hand behind her head and began to laugh.
Inu Yasha started to scowl at her a little and he furrowed her brow.
"Huh..."
Inu Yasha pointed to the numerous scars that Kyoko had on her body.
"Oh these, they're nothing, they'll heal soon..."
"BAKA! You're still a weak little human, little scratched like those could kill you."
"No way! I am fine! It takes more than that to kill me, hrumph, now if you don't mind..."
"You're fine huh..." Inu Yasha waited for Kyoko to turn her back, he saw where Sessho- Maru's poison had eaten at her flesh near the swell of her back.
"If you're fine, then this doesn't hurt?" Inu Yasha gently, but firmly touched the acid eaten flesh. Kyoko crippled over in pain.
"Owowowowowow, why'd you do that!"
"See you're just a stupid weakling, can't fool me! Naaayh Naaayh"
"Fine! I am! But I don't need any help, I will treat these wounds myself!"
Kyoko turned to pick up her strips of cloth to return cleaning the wounds, but Inu Yasha darted in front of her face.
"Why so much pride huh?"
"I am no more arrogant than you! Now let me clean my wounds!"
"You can't reach the one on your back, and that's the worst one! Why did you even think you could fight him!"
"I didn't..."
"Nani?"
"I just called up my powers, what happens after that, I don't remember."
"What?"
"I guessed I fought with Sessho, that would explain the acid huh?"
"You really don't know?"
"No? Why did I do something dramatic?"
Inu Yasha could only point at a calm part of the river.
"huh?"
Kyoko looked, and saw the purple stripes for the first time.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" And then Kyoko passed out. Inu Yasha looked around. Kyoko was passed out in his arms and the monk lay face down in the sand with a bump the size of a softball on his head. Siiiigh. Inu Yasha wrapped Kyoko in his coat once again and scooped her up. He glanced over at the monk and scowled. Thus was Inu Yasha, walking through the forest with a girl in his arms and a monk dragging by his little ponytail.
Eventually he made it to the hut.
"Hrmm, didn't this already happen today?"
"Feh! The wench passed out after seeing the stripes."
"Oh? And who's that?"
"Lecher."
"Ah, I see, well set her down over here, and I will get some rosaries to bind him with."
*****
"Kyoko sit still would you and let me treat this wound."
"Hai, Kaede- sama."
Kyoko was lying on the futon, with the blanket over her... bottom...(I wasn't sure what to call it when it's not in dialogue) Kaede was gently pressing herbs into the gouge on her back. Her arms were crossed in front of her and she was looking to the side. (Member that scene? This just happened it wasn't intentional, kinda cool eh?)
The lecher they had found was a wondering monk by the name of Miroku, apparently his grandfather had been cursed by a demon in possession of one of the three treasures, and the curse had been passed down through the generations. The curse was an air rip on his right hand, he could suck almost anything into the small vortex, but eventually the vortex would expand and suck him into it, thus he was traveling in search of the demon that had cursed his grandfather in order to destroy him. Inu Yasha had blindfolded him for while Kaede was addressing Kyoko's wounds.
"So the stripes were a bit of a shock, ne Kyoko- chan?"
"...They, they are like Sessho- Maru's... they are the mark of a dog demon, I am not a demon, am I Kaede- sama?" Inu Yasha watched the emotions play across Kyoko's face, she was wincing from the herbs, which he knew hurt like a mother... but there was a sadness in her eyes...
"I am sorry child, I am not sure myself."
"..." Inu Yasha watched her face become even sadder than before.
"feh... of course you're not a demon, you're still a weak, stupid little human,"
"... Thank you Inu Yasha, I wish I could be so sure..."
*Kyoko...*
"How can you not be sure weather you are human or demon? What is she half demon?" The three turned to see Miroku trying to sit up while still bound and gagged.
"Inu Yasha you can remove the rosaries, but the blindfold must stay in place."
"I respect that m'Lady." Said the monk leaning up against the wall.
"Feh," Inu Yasha reluctantly removes the rosaries that bound the houshi. The monk sat up and leaned against the wall.
"Now how is this so..."
"I was born of both human parents, but due to some recent events, I now seem to have demon senses, and these two stripes on my cheek."
"Hrmm, that is a puzzler, you are not evil are you?"
WACK
"Course she's not, she let me take off your bindings didn't she??"
"Oh? And what are you? Her pet!?"
Kyoko could hear Inu Yasha begin to growl
"WHY YOU SON OF A-"
"No, I am just not in the best of health right now, he was simply taking care of me, ne Inu Yasha?"
"feh, like I would take care of a pathetic human like you!"
"Hrmmm, I see..." Said the monk thoughtfully.
WACK, THUD
"OWWWWW! You animal, what was that for!"
"Inu Yasha he meant he understands,"
"Oh..." Kaede only snickered *Kyoko certainly seems to have Inu Yasha under control... hehehe*
"Ok there that one is all done, were there anymore like that one?"
"No... I don't think so, arigato Kaede- sama."
"Oh! That reminds me!"
Kaede got up and fished around in the closet for something.
"AH! Here it is!"
"Hrm?"
"This is a box of clothing that Rumiko left with us as a thank you, she left other stuff too, but no one wanted to trade for this stuff... maybe you could use it?" Kyoko got up and walked over to the box.
"Kyoko- chan you must stop doing that,"
"Doing what??"
"Forgetting you are naked."
"I didn't forget, Inu Yasha already saw anywise, and its not like he leers."
"It is not Inu Yasha to whom I was referring. Siiigh."
Kyoko looked at the door, where many of the young village men had gathered. "Perverts!" Inu Yasha was quick and before Kyoko even had a chance to reach for the blanket Inu Yasha had wrapped her in his coat, and was glaring at the young men, who quickly dispersed.
"Arigato Inu Yasha!" Kyoko smiled at him again, which made him just turn away and mumble. Kaede watched with interest as Inu Yasha closed the door to the hut with a red face.
"Here Kyoko, take a look in this box."
Kyoko shuffled through the box...
"WOW! This is GREAT!"
"What, what??" Inu Yasha had hurried over to see what was in the box. Kyoko pulled out one of the things and held it up.
"PANTIES!"
"Huh what are panties?" Inu Yasha picked one up from the box, Kaede just stood there, sweat drooping and smiling slightly.
"Wow, they're small, where do ya wear em?"
Kyoko just began to laugh as she slipped one on.
"Oh..."
"Wow, they're my size!" (Hey that could happen! And it's my story!) Kyoko continued to dig around until she found a few bras in the bottom.
"Well this is great, now I don't have to feel all saggy and stuff!" Inu Yasha looked curiously at the bra. *Where the hell do you wear this contraption!!* Kyoko laughed silently and removed Inu Yasha's coat.
"eh?"
She then put on the bra, how she did it, Inu Yasha could never tell.
"My what perkiness it brings, these are amazing!" Kyoko could only smile as the old woman began to wonder if the contraptions would fit her. Inu Yasha was confused. *How'd they make her... how'd that thing make them ...bigger!*
"Let me feel the fabric... nice nic- oof!"
"Hentai!" Miroku lay face down on the ground with a lump the size of a baseball on his head.
"Lecher," Inu Yasha spat
"Well it looks as if I need clothes too..."
"Siigh, perhaps it would be best to make you some clothes from the hide of the fire rat, like Inu Yasha's."
"If would be better I suppose, then we don't have to keep finding new clothes..."
The two look at Inu Yasha.
"Inu Yasha, where did you find the fire rats?"
"In a very dangerous place..."
"Well it looks as if our next adventure has come hasn't it??"
"No! It is no place for a HUMAN GIRL!!"
"Well, I am not entirely human..."
"Inu Yasha you are taking her, it's final."
"Grumble, grumble."
"Here, Kyoko, wear this yukata until you get the fire rat pelts."
"Well better'n nothing I guess." Kyoko slipped it on as Miroku removed the blindfold. She fastened the sash tightly around her slim waist and pulled her long hair back into its normal high ponytail.
"Ok, lets go..."
"Wait, I am going with you!"
"No way in hell monk!"
"I think he should accompany you, lecher or not, he knows the ways of the holy man."
"Well, hope you can run fast monk!" Inu Yasha just snickered.
*****
The trio walked outside of the hut and Miroku popped up next to Kyoko. "Ahh, you are very beautiful, might you be interested in bearing my child??"
CRASH, THUD, STOMP
"Owwwwww."
"Thanks Inu Yasha, I was wondering when he was gonna ask that."
"How did you know he was gonna-?"
"Just did..."
*****
Chapter 3: No Need for a Pevert
By Angel Of Anime
*****
Disclaimer: Ok you know the drill, Inu Yasha doesn't belong to me, I am just borrowing the characters ok? (Oh Kyoko does belong to me tho!) Now enough of this! Read on!!!
*****
"Hrmmm yes, that is interesting... Well I think the ironic thing is how your father's tomb was in your eye! Hehehe, I mean how the heck did he get it in there?? It makes ya wonder doesn't it!"
"Kaede!"
"Sorry, anywise, it seems Sessho- Maru is in fact after her, and the fact that she gained those stripes after receiving his blood... I am starting to think perhaps she is a reincarnat-"
"Man does my head hurt!"
Inu Yasha rushed to sit next to Kyoko's futon as Kaede sat there talking on to no one in particular.
"Oh Inu Yasha! Are you hurt?? I looked as if you took a few hits back there,"
"feh, I heal fast-"
"I know, I was just not sure how fast, well that's good, certainly comes in handy doesn't it? =) So did ya beat the crap outta 'Fluffy'?"
"Yes, but that's not important-"
"Hey ya got the fang! That's good, at least I helped a little! I don't feel so worthless now,"
"..."
"ahem, as I was saying, there is the matter of reincarnation..."
"reincarnation... who?"
"You stupid!"
"Oh... of who?"
"That I cannot say, I suppose we will find out in due time, ne? Well, Kyoko- chan, can you walk?"
"I think so... I am tired, that's all =) I could use a bath though."
"Very well, Inu Yasha-"
"Don't have to tell me twice." With that he had scooped her up and was out the door.
*****
"It's ok Inu Yasha, really I am fine, go on ahead, I want to linger."
"Fine, whatever!"
Inu Yasha walked off into the distance, but as soon as he was sure he was out of sight he sat down against a tree and began to wait.
*I can't just leave that stupid human way out here all by her self...*
*****
Kyoko could sense Inu Yasha waiting, but as long as he was out of sight it was ok. She slowly unwrapped her self from his enormous coat and then began to take off the shredded robes. She eased her self into the water. She had many scratches, and a few were pretty deep too... Sessho- Maru hadn't been very gentle with his claws. She could see where some of his poison had eaten away at her skin.
*Wow, I am in worse shape then I thought... good thing no one noticed, I hate being doted over* She walked back over to the beach and began to rip strips from the miko robes. She moistened the strips and started to clean her wounds when she heard something rattling in the bushes.
"Inu Yasha, is that you??" The hairs on the back of her neck were prickling. Whoever, or whatever was behind those bushes it certainly was not Inu Yasha. Kyoko slowly approached the bushes, when out popped a monk, with lecherous eyes, Kyoko was so taken aback she let out a short high-pitched scream. She then proceeded to clobber the monk, who was making quite a ruckus himself, of course, who comes running?? Why Inu Yasha of course!
Inu Yasha came bounding into the clearing to find a naked Kyoko sitting on an unconscious monk with his arm twisted behind him. Kyoko was panting heavily from both the exertion of so much energy and sheer surprise.
"WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE?!?!?"
"Oh, Hi there Inu Yasha! There was just a pervert that's all so I dealt with him... but now you're here =) I was getting pretty tired, didn't know what I would have done if he had woken up..." With that she got up off the monk and half skipped half stumbled her way over to Inu Yasha, placing the demon between the monk and her.
Inu Yasha stomped over to the monk.
"Hey you!!"
Snooooooorrrrrrr
"He's asleep!"
"Well, wake him up I guess."
Inu Yasha grabbed the monk by his head and yanked him up right. He could see Kyoko wasn't kidding when she said she was strong. The monk had two black eyes, a dislocated shoulder, numerous bumps on his head and his elbow had been twisted out of alignment, and it looked as if Kyoko had held back...
"WAKE UP!"
"Oh, hello there dog breath, oh and hellooo."
"Hentai! Inu Yasha knock his brains out."
"Oh dear, I am sorry, I was not aware that this was YOUR woman..."
"I am NOT his-"
"She is NOT my WOMAN!" With that Inu Yasha smashed the monk's face into the sand of the beach. Eventually Inu Yasha stepped back over to where Kyoko was. The two watched the monk for a bit, but he did seem quite unconscious.
"Wheu, thanks Inu Yasha!" She put her hand behind her head and began to laugh.
Inu Yasha started to scowl at her a little and he furrowed her brow.
"Huh..."
Inu Yasha pointed to the numerous scars that Kyoko had on her body.
"Oh these, they're nothing, they'll heal soon..."
"BAKA! You're still a weak little human, little scratched like those could kill you."
"No way! I am fine! It takes more than that to kill me, hrumph, now if you don't mind..."
"You're fine huh..." Inu Yasha waited for Kyoko to turn her back, he saw where Sessho- Maru's poison had eaten at her flesh near the swell of her back.
"If you're fine, then this doesn't hurt?" Inu Yasha gently, but firmly touched the acid eaten flesh. Kyoko crippled over in pain.
"Owowowowowow, why'd you do that!"
"See you're just a stupid weakling, can't fool me! Naaayh Naaayh"
"Fine! I am! But I don't need any help, I will treat these wounds myself!"
Kyoko turned to pick up her strips of cloth to return cleaning the wounds, but Inu Yasha darted in front of her face.
"Why so much pride huh?"
"I am no more arrogant than you! Now let me clean my wounds!"
"You can't reach the one on your back, and that's the worst one! Why did you even think you could fight him!"
"I didn't..."
"Nani?"
"I just called up my powers, what happens after that, I don't remember."
"What?"
"I guessed I fought with Sessho, that would explain the acid huh?"
"You really don't know?"
"No? Why did I do something dramatic?"
Inu Yasha could only point at a calm part of the river.
"huh?"
Kyoko looked, and saw the purple stripes for the first time.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" And then Kyoko passed out. Inu Yasha looked around. Kyoko was passed out in his arms and the monk lay face down in the sand with a bump the size of a softball on his head. Siiiigh. Inu Yasha wrapped Kyoko in his coat once again and scooped her up. He glanced over at the monk and scowled. Thus was Inu Yasha, walking through the forest with a girl in his arms and a monk dragging by his little ponytail.
Eventually he made it to the hut.
"Hrmm, didn't this already happen today?"
"Feh! The wench passed out after seeing the stripes."
"Oh? And who's that?"
"Lecher."
"Ah, I see, well set her down over here, and I will get some rosaries to bind him with."
*****
"Kyoko sit still would you and let me treat this wound."
"Hai, Kaede- sama."
Kyoko was lying on the futon, with the blanket over her... bottom...(I wasn't sure what to call it when it's not in dialogue) Kaede was gently pressing herbs into the gouge on her back. Her arms were crossed in front of her and she was looking to the side. (Member that scene? This just happened it wasn't intentional, kinda cool eh?)
The lecher they had found was a wondering monk by the name of Miroku, apparently his grandfather had been cursed by a demon in possession of one of the three treasures, and the curse had been passed down through the generations. The curse was an air rip on his right hand, he could suck almost anything into the small vortex, but eventually the vortex would expand and suck him into it, thus he was traveling in search of the demon that had cursed his grandfather in order to destroy him. Inu Yasha had blindfolded him for while Kaede was addressing Kyoko's wounds.
"So the stripes were a bit of a shock, ne Kyoko- chan?"
"...They, they are like Sessho- Maru's... they are the mark of a dog demon, I am not a demon, am I Kaede- sama?" Inu Yasha watched the emotions play across Kyoko's face, she was wincing from the herbs, which he knew hurt like a mother... but there was a sadness in her eyes...
"I am sorry child, I am not sure myself."
"..." Inu Yasha watched her face become even sadder than before.
"feh... of course you're not a demon, you're still a weak, stupid little human,"
"... Thank you Inu Yasha, I wish I could be so sure..."
*Kyoko...*
"How can you not be sure weather you are human or demon? What is she half demon?" The three turned to see Miroku trying to sit up while still bound and gagged.
"Inu Yasha you can remove the rosaries, but the blindfold must stay in place."
"I respect that m'Lady." Said the monk leaning up against the wall.
"Feh," Inu Yasha reluctantly removes the rosaries that bound the houshi. The monk sat up and leaned against the wall.
"Now how is this so..."
"I was born of both human parents, but due to some recent events, I now seem to have demon senses, and these two stripes on my cheek."
"Hrmm, that is a puzzler, you are not evil are you?"
WACK
"Course she's not, she let me take off your bindings didn't she??"
"Oh? And what are you? Her pet!?"
Kyoko could hear Inu Yasha begin to growl
"WHY YOU SON OF A-"
"No, I am just not in the best of health right now, he was simply taking care of me, ne Inu Yasha?"
"feh, like I would take care of a pathetic human like you!"
"Hrmmm, I see..." Said the monk thoughtfully.
WACK, THUD
"OWWWWW! You animal, what was that for!"
"Inu Yasha he meant he understands,"
"Oh..." Kaede only snickered *Kyoko certainly seems to have Inu Yasha under control... hehehe*
"Ok there that one is all done, were there anymore like that one?"
"No... I don't think so, arigato Kaede- sama."
"Oh! That reminds me!"
Kaede got up and fished around in the closet for something.
"AH! Here it is!"
"Hrm?"
"This is a box of clothing that Rumiko left with us as a thank you, she left other stuff too, but no one wanted to trade for this stuff... maybe you could use it?" Kyoko got up and walked over to the box.
"Kyoko- chan you must stop doing that,"
"Doing what??"
"Forgetting you are naked."
"I didn't forget, Inu Yasha already saw anywise, and its not like he leers."
"It is not Inu Yasha to whom I was referring. Siiigh."
Kyoko looked at the door, where many of the young village men had gathered. "Perverts!" Inu Yasha was quick and before Kyoko even had a chance to reach for the blanket Inu Yasha had wrapped her in his coat, and was glaring at the young men, who quickly dispersed.
"Arigato Inu Yasha!" Kyoko smiled at him again, which made him just turn away and mumble. Kaede watched with interest as Inu Yasha closed the door to the hut with a red face.
"Here Kyoko, take a look in this box."
Kyoko shuffled through the box...
"WOW! This is GREAT!"
"What, what??" Inu Yasha had hurried over to see what was in the box. Kyoko pulled out one of the things and held it up.
"PANTIES!"
"Huh what are panties?" Inu Yasha picked one up from the box, Kaede just stood there, sweat drooping and smiling slightly.
"Wow, they're small, where do ya wear em?"
Kyoko just began to laugh as she slipped one on.
"Oh..."
"Wow, they're my size!" (Hey that could happen! And it's my story!) Kyoko continued to dig around until she found a few bras in the bottom.
"Well this is great, now I don't have to feel all saggy and stuff!" Inu Yasha looked curiously at the bra. *Where the hell do you wear this contraption!!* Kyoko laughed silently and removed Inu Yasha's coat.
"eh?"
She then put on the bra, how she did it, Inu Yasha could never tell.
"My what perkiness it brings, these are amazing!" Kyoko could only smile as the old woman began to wonder if the contraptions would fit her. Inu Yasha was confused. *How'd they make her... how'd that thing make them ...bigger!*
"Let me feel the fabric... nice nic- oof!"
"Hentai!" Miroku lay face down on the ground with a lump the size of a baseball on his head.
"Lecher," Inu Yasha spat
"Well it looks as if I need clothes too..."
"Siigh, perhaps it would be best to make you some clothes from the hide of the fire rat, like Inu Yasha's."
"If would be better I suppose, then we don't have to keep finding new clothes..."
The two look at Inu Yasha.
"Inu Yasha, where did you find the fire rats?"
"In a very dangerous place..."
"Well it looks as if our next adventure has come hasn't it??"
"No! It is no place for a HUMAN GIRL!!"
"Well, I am not entirely human..."
"Inu Yasha you are taking her, it's final."
"Grumble, grumble."
"Here, Kyoko, wear this yukata until you get the fire rat pelts."
"Well better'n nothing I guess." Kyoko slipped it on as Miroku removed the blindfold. She fastened the sash tightly around her slim waist and pulled her long hair back into its normal high ponytail.
"Ok, lets go..."
"Wait, I am going with you!"
"No way in hell monk!"
"I think he should accompany you, lecher or not, he knows the ways of the holy man."
"Well, hope you can run fast monk!" Inu Yasha just snickered.
*****
The trio walked outside of the hut and Miroku popped up next to Kyoko. "Ahh, you are very beautiful, might you be interested in bearing my child??"
CRASH, THUD, STOMP
"Owwwwww."
"Thanks Inu Yasha, I was wondering when he was gonna ask that."
"How did you know he was gonna-?"
"Just did..."
*****