Author's note: I know chapter 2 sucked, it's like...uh, a filler? Anyway, with my mind straight now I think this chapter will have sense. [I hope] of course, the usual disclaimers! Please review! Thanks! ^_^

A definition of the true Gori

Akagi fumbled for his bag, not even bothering to check if the redhead had already left. But actually Sakuragi was leaning over the big man, waiting for his cue to speak again, however when he had the guts to open his mouth again, Akagi had stormed past him, running like a tasmanian to the canteen.

"Aaaaaakh! Teme!" Sakuragi stomped his foot on the floor, almost making the room vibrate.

"Yare, yare."

The redhead turned to the speaker, hissing all the while. "K'so! I almost had him!" he drooled on his seat, arms flabbing tiredly on his sides.

"Do you mean you almost opened your mouth to speak?" Rukawa leaned on the wall, watching chibi Sakuragi fume angrily. Sakuragi opened his lips to give out insults, but was cut short when he thought of a good plan to find out more about Akagi's love affair, even if it's so stomach-churning. The redhead whispered on the fox's ear his 'Tensai' plan that afternoon.

Akagi spotted Kogure with Mitsui sitting on the most secluded part of the mess hall, their faces utterly serious, seeming like they are discussing something really important. Akagi went over to them, nevertheless. He's the captain, after all.

When the shadow of the big man covered the two of them, they lifted up their chins and smiled at their captain. "Akagi…" Kogure received a kick on the shin from Mitsui. "Aa…what is it?" Kogure beamed. He kicked Mitsui on the shin as a reply. The ex-gangster winced.

Akagi looked crossly at the tray of food in front of him then to Kogure and then to the seat. "Can I take a seat?" the vacant seat was beside Kogure so Mitsui gave the captain a dirty look. (*clears throat loudly*)

Kogure looked at Akagi uncomfortably and said in a meek voice, "Sorry, but we're discussing something secret. Can you forgive us and take another booth?" Mitsui nodded supportively. The big man threw the two questioning looks and then sighed.

"Okay. Sorry if I bothered you," with that, Akagi stalked away, and sat by himself on a booth near some freshmen who were talking about Rukawa.

Mitsui breathed loudly and looked at his companion with relief. "I thought he was going to reject our request. If he did, there's no time for talking about this anymore." He sipped on his coffee topped with whipped cream. Then he took a bite of his burger, while Mitsui watched his friend with a smile on his face.

"So when are you going to Ryonan to quote and quote investigate?" Mitsui smiled slyly.

"I'm not in a hurry so I think I'll leave it next week. On the meantime…"

"On the meantime…" Mitsui repeated in a singsong. "You'll do my psychology report?"

Kogure shook his head. "We'll do it together - In our house. And I'll investigate something else…"

Mitsui had a glint on his eye. Kogure grimaced and added, "I'll know if you're really insane or not. Okay?"

The bell rang which is the end of lunch. Kogure and Mitsui grabbed their belongings and left the mess hall with their bags slung on their shoulder.

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Akagi was lucky because practice in basketball was cancelled because the student government will use the gym for their preparation for a certain program. And of course, the nagging voice in his head was still there, and he never forgot where and when it is.

He was walking down the street slowly, oblivious of his surroundings, but only of the excitement dwelling in him on meeting his koibito right under the bridge where they *couldn't* be seen. Yet unknown to Gori, two nasty jocks were tailing him some meters behind.

"Teme kitsune! You're blocking my sight!" Sakuragi half-whispered and half-shouted at the practically amused Rukawa. He was the one leading the way, switching from hiding places to the next.

"Do'aho. It's your fault if we get caught." Rukawa dragged a sulking Sakuragi as Akagi quickened his pace. At last a bridge came into view, and unfortunately, the two hadn't got a hiding place close to it. So they waited until Akagi descended under the bridge. And for an interim… they *enjoyed* the company of each other behind the bushes.

Sakuragi released himself forcefully from Rukawa's grip and observed that Akagi was below the bridge now. "Kitsune no baka…let's go…" he tugged at Rukawa's shirt since he dozed off. They were on the bridge, listening to the whispering voices below. Sakuragi's big ear trembled in tumult.

"How was your day?" a low, soft voice of a man broke the stillness. It was the person.

"Just okay. I thought I'd never see you again for a week… the tight schedule is breaking my neck," Akagi whispered back, with a noticeable tilt in his voice. Sakuragi can't bear not seeing them, so he tried to crane his neck just below the bridge. Rukawa instantly grabbed Sakuragi's white shirt to prevent him from falling.

"I'm glad I fit in…" a pause. Rukawa wondered what they were doing there. Snuggling, perhaps? He looked at the sun and figured that it was rather hot. Maybe not. Stripping? Rukawa grimaced at the thought, a lump crawling up his throat.

"Aaaaa…Teme…" Hanamichi said, frustrated after craning his head for the nth time, to no avail.

"Have you got anything to say but that curse?" Rukawa pulled hard this time.

There was a shuffle heard below. "How about going somewhere where we can't be really seen?" the person asked Akagi. A loud shuffle now.

"Like where?"

"In a bar, perhaps? I discovered a good one just near Kainan…" There was a sound of something being zipped. Sakuragi gasped loudly, but the fox slapped his hand over the bigmouth's mouth.

"Someone might hear us, bakayaro," Rukawa warned with a hint of superiority.

"You're not my mother, kitsune no baka!"

Yet heedless to the two "couples", there are also people spying on them both, one with a sharp eye and another with a flaw. They were hiding behind the bushes, with some high-tech gadgets to hear and see what they were talking/doing there.

To be continued…

Author's note: I'm extremely bad and lazy! Sorry for adding a mystery stalker, but I can't help it! All reviews are entirely welcome! Please review! Go! ^___^;

New author's note:

I don't know if it's proper to say something about my fic, plus posting it here. Well, I just have to say something...

I think I've lost the enthusiasm to write this fic. I started it stupidly, and as you know, I'm extremely lazy to revise all the chapters. I am not really afraid to post a new chapter, rather, I'm too braindead to continue...

I'm poor at writing humor, dammit!!! I might continue my other fics but I think this one... hopeless... Plus now I'm addicted to WeiB Kreuz (schwarz) fics that I almost have no time to write new chapters.

BUT if I felt like writing a new chapter to this, I might upload it, and I won't care about any flames or whatever. And if I write a new chapter, I promise it won't be stupid. Maybe it will be serious too... wahahahhahahahaha

And since SD ended in our local channel, and when it ended in AXN, and it still is aired in the local channel & AXN, I'm kinda fed up. I actually think that's it's corny, because of my brother's rantings and everything. But still, I think Ryota and Kogure rock. ^-^

so that's all. whatever.

and if you really want the next chapter, please give me some encouragements. if you don't, please send flames.

thank you.