This is inspired by an odd conversation between NovaG and I. Credit for the first one (Parker) goes to her.
THE TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS – THUNDERBIRDS STYLEOn the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, a Parker in a pear tree.
On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, 2 of Jeff's leading lady and a Parker in a pear tree.
On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, 3 Malaysian women, 2 of Jeff's leading lady and a Parker in a pear tree.
On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, 4 rescue calls, 3 Malaysian women, 2 of Jeff's leading lady and a Parker in a pear tree.
On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, 5 Tracy men, 4 rescue calls, 3 Malaysian women, 2 of Jeff's leading lady and a Parker in a pear tree.
On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, 6 Moles a-moleing, 5 Tracy men, 4 rescue calls, 3 Malaysian women, 2 of Jeff's leading lady and a Parker in a pear tree.
On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, 7 planes a-flying, 6 Moles a-moleing, 5 Tracy men, 4 rescue calls, 3 Malaysian women, 2 of Jeff's leading lady and a Parker in a pear tree.
On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, 8 pods a-falling, 7 planes a-flying, 6 Moles a-moleing, 5 Tracy men, 4 rescue calls, 3 Malaysian women, 2 of Jeff's leading lady and a Parker in a pear tree.
On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, 9 Wanda's singing, 8 pods a-falling, 7 planes a-flying, 6 Moles a-moleing, 5 Tracy men, 4 rescue calls, 3 Malaysian women, 2 of Jeff's leading lady and a Parker in a pear tree.
On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, 10 FAB 1's, 9 Wanda's singing, 8 pods a-falling, 7 planes a-flying, 6 Moles a-moleing, 5 Tracy men, 4 rescue calls, 3 Malaysian women, 2 of Jeff's leading lady and a Parker in a pear tree.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, 11 evil bad guys, 10 FAB 1's, 9 Wanda's singing, 8 pods a-falling, 7 planes a-flying, 6 Moles a-moleing, 5 Tracy men, 4 rescue calls, 3 Malaysian women, 2 of Jeff's leading lady and a Parker in a pear tree.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, 12 piano-playing Virgil's, 11 evil bad guys, 10 FAB 1's, 9 Wanda's singing, 8 pods a-falling, 7 planes a-flying, 6 Moles a-moleing, 5 Tracy men, 4 rescue calls, 3 Malaysian women, 2 of Jeff's leading lady and a Parker in a pear tree.
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So? What did you think? Review please, and don't forget to have a happy holiday season. I think I've successfully corrupted the '12 Days of Christmas'. I will never hear it the same way again.