Hi, this is Akiko, co-author of "Alex" (Elena is the other half). I
usually only do Golden Sun fan fiction, but I decided to write a Kenshin
fan fic for fun.
Kenshin: If Akiko owned Kenshin she'd be happier and richer.
And anyway, it's Elena that owns all of the DVDs! Remember, I'm not
actually a fan of this, it's just a huge inside joke between Elena and I.
Flame if you must, but all flames will be returned by Shishio.
Shishio: Why am I not in this fic?
Kenshin: How are you here? I KILLED YOU!
Um...on with the story!

Two Against an Angry One

"Kenshin I..." Kaoru blushed, turning slightly away from the red haired
saumrai.

"What is it, Miss Kaoru?" Kenshin asked, looking puzzled.

"It's just that I..." Kaoru's blush deepened. "I love you,
Kenshin!"

"ORO?!" Kenshin looked very shocked.

"I've loved you for a long time," Kaoru couldn't bring herself to
look at him. "A REALLY long time...but I never had the guts to tell you
until now-"

"Miss Kaoru..." Kenshin said, shakily. "I'm sorry, but I'm with
someone else."

"Oh..." Kaoru's coloring went from red to white faster than a
lightbulb on the blink. "Oh...that's alright. I...I kind of thought you
were alone..."

"I'm sorry," he repeated.

"It's okay," she tried to smile. "I'd better get back to the
dojo before Yahiko destroys it.

She turned to walk away, when something hit her. "Kenshin...who
is it?"

"Oro?"

"The 'someone else'?" she turned to him.

"Oh," Kenshin smiled. "It's Sano."

"SANO?!"

"Yup!" Kenshin's smile became nervous, and he scratched the back
of his head. "I guess we never told you, but Sano-chan and I have been
together for a while now..."

"Erk..." Kaoru's eyes had become huge, and she started crying.
"It's NOT FAIR!" she wailed. "WAAAAAAH!"

"MIss Kaoru?" Kenshin's eyes became huge.

"I HATE YOU!" Kaoru slammed a mallet down on his head. She
turned and stalked off to the dojo, leaving Kenshin on the ground with
little swirlies for eyes. She walked passed Sanoske on the way.

"Hey, what's wrong, missie?" he asked.

"SHUT UP!" she screamed, pushing him off of the porch.

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This is where the fan fic goes, dooda, dooda. This is where the fan fic
goes, do diddly doo da day, hey!

Kenshin: O_o;;; ORO?!
Um...yeah. Once again, heavy inside jokes. You might see more here,
like Sanoske, God of Weather, and Kenshin, Lord of the Daisy Chains.
^_^;;; Yup, we're insane!