Okay, I don't support this at all, but it's a LOT of fun to write-
Sano: AND someone requested a second chapter.
And I finally got my own DVD of Kenshin (my parents got it for me for no
apparent reason and it's right smack dab in the middle of the series, but
whatever. I've seen almost all of them anyways) so I was very much
inspired. If you want another chapter, hey, I might just make one.
Sano: If not, then you can just tell her you hate her and you'll never
hear from her again.
Basically. Oh, and I don't own Kenshin. At all. On with the ficcy!
Two Against an Angry One
Chapter 2: The God of Weather
Kaoru walked up the slightly muddy path, safe from the soft
drizzle under her umbrella. In her free hand she carried a bag full of
Sanoske's favorite foods.
She knew that he had been going up to the "Meditation Rock" for
quite some time now, every day. She wasn't exactly sure what he was
doing, but she had been sending Yahiko with food every day. Today,
Yahiko had sprained his ankle when he had tripped over Kenshin and had
gone flying head-first into the side of the dojo. He had also received a
severe concussion, but it was the sprained ankle that was keeping him
from hiking up to Meditation Rock. Kenshin had been engaged in playing
with Ayame and Suzume, Megumi was trying to save someone's life, and Dr.
Geisha was too old to make the climb.
That left her to do it. She didn't really mind, she was curious
to know what Sanoske did there every single day. All that she knew is
that the weather that Summer had been perfect so far. Just enought sun,
and just enough rain. Everyone in the dojo would be fed well come
winter.
She finally got up to Meditaion Rock and found Sanoske, poised as
if about to leap from the rock into the forest far, far, FAR below. A
small sign next to him read "Do Not Touch! God of Weather is
Concentrating (Unless in the Event that you have Brought Sano Food or You
Are Kenshin ^_^)"
"God of Weather?" Kaoru muttered, putting the bag down.
"Sanoske, is this another stupid trick?"
Sanoske acted like he hadn't heard her.
"SANOSKE!" she screeched, hitting him with her umbrella.
Sanoske made a funny noise and nearly fell off of the cliff. He
turned to her, a large bump forming on the back of his head and a death
glint in his eye. "Can't you READ, Kaoru?"
"I brought you food," she motioned to the bag on the ground.
Sanoske, his bad mood forgotten, attacked the bag with relish. "Hey!
Show some gratitude!"
"Shanks," Sanoske muttered between bites.
Kaoru sighed and sat down. "You know, Sanoske, I think you
should stop expecting free meals at the dojo."
"WHAT?!" Sanoske looked up, his eyes huge.
"Well, think about it," she glared at him. "Not only did you
steal my man BUT you don't do any work and-"
Thunder boomed, and lightening lit up the sky.
Kaoru blinked, then went on. "And I think I'm going to have to
stop you from seeing Kenshin, anyways-"
Sanoske began making funny noises, his shoulders shaking. More
lighteing and thunder paraded around the sky. "You wouldn't dare."
"I WOULD!" Kaoru became "Scary Kaoru". "And if you think I
wouldn't then-"
She didn't get any further. This time when lightening struck, it
nearly hit her, and sent her flying into the nearby trees.
"Sano-chan!" Kenshin came running down the path. "What
happened?"
"Kenshin!" the clouds broke apart, and the world became overly
sunny and bright and wonderful. "Oh, nothing, Kaoru just made me mad."
"Oh, is that all?" Kenshin smiled. "Well, she probably shouldn't
mess with a God of Weather, eh?"
"Yup," Sanoske grinned.
"Ow..." Kaoru muttered, her eyes swirlies. They went back to
normal and she sat up. She noticed the sudden change of weather. "Hm,
maybe Sanoske really IS a God of Weather..."
Okay, someone needs to stop me.
Sano: Yup. They do.
Yeah...review and stuff...
Oh, and this really happened. Kind of. See, Elena(Alex) has a Sanoske
action figure and a Kenshin action figure, and Sano lived downstairs and
Kenshin lived upstairs. One day, it just wouldn't stop raining and so we
decided that it was because Sano was the God of Weather and he was
unhappy because Kenshin was upstairs (this is when the stupid
Kenshin/Sano jokes had just begun). So we put him next to the window and
put a sign next to him that said:
"Do Not Touch! God of Weather is Concentrating!"
Well, no one touched Sano (until we took him away from the window a
couple of weeks later) but someone DID write "Frozen burritos are in the
freezer". Anyways, just thought I'd share the origins of everything in
this story with you.
Sano: That was stupid.
Yeah, well, you aren't too bright half of the time.
Sano: What the heck is that supposed to mean?
Nothing. Okay, I'm done now. You can ignore me.
Sano: AND someone requested a second chapter.
And I finally got my own DVD of Kenshin (my parents got it for me for no
apparent reason and it's right smack dab in the middle of the series, but
whatever. I've seen almost all of them anyways) so I was very much
inspired. If you want another chapter, hey, I might just make one.
Sano: If not, then you can just tell her you hate her and you'll never
hear from her again.
Basically. Oh, and I don't own Kenshin. At all. On with the ficcy!
Two Against an Angry One
Chapter 2: The God of Weather
Kaoru walked up the slightly muddy path, safe from the soft
drizzle under her umbrella. In her free hand she carried a bag full of
Sanoske's favorite foods.
She knew that he had been going up to the "Meditation Rock" for
quite some time now, every day. She wasn't exactly sure what he was
doing, but she had been sending Yahiko with food every day. Today,
Yahiko had sprained his ankle when he had tripped over Kenshin and had
gone flying head-first into the side of the dojo. He had also received a
severe concussion, but it was the sprained ankle that was keeping him
from hiking up to Meditation Rock. Kenshin had been engaged in playing
with Ayame and Suzume, Megumi was trying to save someone's life, and Dr.
Geisha was too old to make the climb.
That left her to do it. She didn't really mind, she was curious
to know what Sanoske did there every single day. All that she knew is
that the weather that Summer had been perfect so far. Just enought sun,
and just enough rain. Everyone in the dojo would be fed well come
winter.
She finally got up to Meditaion Rock and found Sanoske, poised as
if about to leap from the rock into the forest far, far, FAR below. A
small sign next to him read "Do Not Touch! God of Weather is
Concentrating (Unless in the Event that you have Brought Sano Food or You
Are Kenshin ^_^)"
"God of Weather?" Kaoru muttered, putting the bag down.
"Sanoske, is this another stupid trick?"
Sanoske acted like he hadn't heard her.
"SANOSKE!" she screeched, hitting him with her umbrella.
Sanoske made a funny noise and nearly fell off of the cliff. He
turned to her, a large bump forming on the back of his head and a death
glint in his eye. "Can't you READ, Kaoru?"
"I brought you food," she motioned to the bag on the ground.
Sanoske, his bad mood forgotten, attacked the bag with relish. "Hey!
Show some gratitude!"
"Shanks," Sanoske muttered between bites.
Kaoru sighed and sat down. "You know, Sanoske, I think you
should stop expecting free meals at the dojo."
"WHAT?!" Sanoske looked up, his eyes huge.
"Well, think about it," she glared at him. "Not only did you
steal my man BUT you don't do any work and-"
Thunder boomed, and lightening lit up the sky.
Kaoru blinked, then went on. "And I think I'm going to have to
stop you from seeing Kenshin, anyways-"
Sanoske began making funny noises, his shoulders shaking. More
lighteing and thunder paraded around the sky. "You wouldn't dare."
"I WOULD!" Kaoru became "Scary Kaoru". "And if you think I
wouldn't then-"
She didn't get any further. This time when lightening struck, it
nearly hit her, and sent her flying into the nearby trees.
"Sano-chan!" Kenshin came running down the path. "What
happened?"
"Kenshin!" the clouds broke apart, and the world became overly
sunny and bright and wonderful. "Oh, nothing, Kaoru just made me mad."
"Oh, is that all?" Kenshin smiled. "Well, she probably shouldn't
mess with a God of Weather, eh?"
"Yup," Sanoske grinned.
"Ow..." Kaoru muttered, her eyes swirlies. They went back to
normal and she sat up. She noticed the sudden change of weather. "Hm,
maybe Sanoske really IS a God of Weather..."
Okay, someone needs to stop me.
Sano: Yup. They do.
Yeah...review and stuff...
Oh, and this really happened. Kind of. See, Elena(Alex) has a Sanoske
action figure and a Kenshin action figure, and Sano lived downstairs and
Kenshin lived upstairs. One day, it just wouldn't stop raining and so we
decided that it was because Sano was the God of Weather and he was
unhappy because Kenshin was upstairs (this is when the stupid
Kenshin/Sano jokes had just begun). So we put him next to the window and
put a sign next to him that said:
"Do Not Touch! God of Weather is Concentrating!"
Well, no one touched Sano (until we took him away from the window a
couple of weeks later) but someone DID write "Frozen burritos are in the
freezer". Anyways, just thought I'd share the origins of everything in
this story with you.
Sano: That was stupid.
Yeah, well, you aren't too bright half of the time.
Sano: What the heck is that supposed to mean?
Nothing. Okay, I'm done now. You can ignore me.