Disclaimer: I don't own yada yada yda. WEll if you haven't read my first one, then go back and
read it bakamono. :P. Oh and thanxs to the people who viewed my fic. Especially Jenn(). Remember
in the last story, I used a little bit of Japanese ? Well here's the translation:

1) Otousan - father
2) Hai - yes
3) onna - woman
4) hime(princess), sama( lord)- address royalty
5) san - to address someone out of respect.
6) Fumyou - understand
7) bakamono - stupid person


Oh and Faith, this isn't a crossover. Sakura is my made up character. I didn't know any other
chinese names so I picked a japanese one. My made up characters are Chinese but they just speak
Japanese. I'm really unfamiliar with Mandarin. Also a reminder: Legolas and Sakura aren't children
but fully grown up.






The Green Eyed Monster and the Nymph







It has been three months after the engagement party between Me and Legolas Greenleaf. A
peaceful time. We started to learn stuff about eachother. I started to learn that Legolas was a
great hunter. It takes him three seconds to prepare the arrow and fire at his target. And exactly
where he wants it to be. Even in the most impossible places. He also learned that I enjoyed to
fight. One person against one. With weapons ranging from machetes( my personaly choose) to fist
or even fans. He of course had to learn the hard way one day. On that same day, she came into our
lives and came between us.



" Sakura, I challenge you to a duel," Legolas unseethed his sword. Sakura looked up from
her book.
" I don't think you could handle me Lega-chan," A smirk appeared on his face.
" But I've practiced," She placed her book down on the grass and got up.
" That's what you said last time," Sakura stood up in a fighting position. " But if I have
to beat you up to prove my point, I guess I'll do it. "
" You know your cockiness will get you killed one day," He lunged his sword quickly at her.
She opened my fan and insneared the blade in one of the empty spaces near the fan. Sakura quickly
closed the fan and yanked the sword out of his grasp. She threw it up in the air and caught it landed
on the ground with the blade stuck in the floor.
" Your big mouth will get you killed someday," Sakura ran towards him with quick speed. He
grabbed her hand and flipped her over his shoulders. Sakura back flipped intentionally and landed
on her two feet. " He charged her and threw punches at her. Sakura blocked each and every one. She
kicked his sides.On the third try, Legolas blocked them with his leg. " Getting better. " Sakura
felt a couple of unfamiliar life force a few miles near the forest. Her concentration was lost
in the sparring when Legolas tripped her with his leg. She fell but Legolas quickly caught her
before she hit the ground.
" Always be on your guard," a smirk appeared on his face. His cheeks grew red. Sakura noticed
that their faces were only a few inches away. He closed his eyes and leaned in with his eyes
closed. Sakura's cheeks began to grow red. Then he stopped. The tip of his lips bearly touching
hers. He and Sakura noticed that people were near by. Sakura pushed him away and ran towards
the location of the unfamiliar life force was.
" Come on, I feel a weak ki and several strong ones," Legolas followed her. They ran past
a couple of bushes and reached the strangers. There was a woman. A nymph actually. She was running
from a couple of human men with a net and acouple of swords. The nymph watched the men and bumped
into Legolas. Legolas, again, caught her by the waist.
" Are you alright my lady ? " the nymph smiled at him. He placed her back on her feet. She
glomped onto Legolas' left arm and started to feel on his muscles.
" Now I am," answered seductively the nymph. Sakura mentally glared at the nymph.
" Hey you elf, give that wench back to us!" shouted one of the horse men.
" How dare you try to kidnapp this woman ? " The horse men looked at Sakura.
" She's our property," answered another man. " We paid for her." He unseathed his sword.
" And we intend to get her back. "
" That's fine with me. " They got off their horses and charged at Sakura. Legolas stepped
towards the battle field but was stopped by the damsel who still had her hold on his arm.
" Please don't leave me," begged the nymph. " Who will protect if one of the men gets away
from her ? " Legolas couldn't say no to a lady but he couldn't stand watch for Sakura to
fight all five of those men even though she managed without him. Legolas watched as Sakura punched
one man in the stomach and kicked the other man behind her at the same time. A sword came infront
of her face from the side. She jammed her right elbow into the man's stomach and smacked another
on both sides of his shoulder. Making him stretch his arm out and stand there. Sakura flipped
over a man behind her who fell into the embrace of the frozen man. They both fell down to the floor
together. She smirked and turned around to face the outcome of her work. Three of the men were on
the groundholding whatever part was injured by Sakura's iron fists. Two were still in a hugging position
started by pressure points.
" What a lovely couple you two make," grinned Sakura.
" Let us go," pleaded one of them. Sakura walked towards them and squat down.
" Have you learned your lesson ? "
" Yes! Please let us go!"
" I think the effects will wear off, " pondered Sakura. " I don't know anymore. "
" Okay we promise to leave all the woman alone," She sat the two on their butts and pressed
certain points of the area of both his arms. His arms fell to the side. All the men quickly got
onto their horses and galloped away. Sakura smirked. She turned around to see both the nymph and
Legolas stand their with awe in thier eyes. Mostly Legolas was aweing while the nymph was admiring
him.
" You seem to surprise me everyday," smiled Legolas.
" Why didn't you help ? " Sakura crossed her arms.
" Oh he was protecting me," interrupted the nymph. " Did I forget to tell you thank you ? "
She turned her attention back to Legolas. Legolas nodded. " Well thank you. "
" From what ? " asked angrily Sakura. " Mosquitoes ? "
" That and the men ?"
" THen what do you call the thing I just did with them ? " Sakura quirked her right eye brow
up.
" Keeping them at bay," She drew invisible circles on Legolas' chest with her finger. His
cheeks grew hot and red.
" YOu should thank Sakura not me," sided Legolas." She's the one who fought for your free-
dom. " The nymph stopped drawing circles on Legolas' chest and looked at Sakura with a bored
manner.
" Thanks," said the nymph. She resumed pressing herself against him. Legolas' cheeks turned
even more red and hot.
" I guess I'll be leaving you two alone. " Sakura turned towards the way towards the palace.
" I think it is best if we turned towards home,"Legolas finally pried the nymph away from
him. He followed behind her. When he got to her side, Sakura stopped. An angry gaze appeared on her
face. The nymph trailed behind. She lached her arms around her " Hero". Sakura looked at the woman
then glared at Legolas who gave her a pleading look to her. She understood that Legolas doesn't want
to be with her.
" So nymph, what do people call you ? " Sakura brought the nymph away from Legolas. Physically.
" They call me Electra," Electra looked at Legolas. He smiled weakly at her. Sakura
began to chat with her through out the way to the palace. Legolas smiled in relief that Electra
had finally left him alone.



" I hope you enjoy your room Electra-san," Electra stopped at the center garden with Sakura
and Legolas still with her arms wrapped around his right arm. " I'll-"
" No need," stopped Electra." I want Leggy to show me to my room." A hint of seduction was in her
voice. Sakura looked at Legolas. He still had the same frigthened look similar from the forest.
" Lady Electra, I think that it is best if a servant escorts you to your quarters," insisted
Legolas. " It wouldn't look moral if I escorted you. "
" Why is that ? " She released him from her grasp and placed her hands on her wide hips.
Legolas began to sweat. He was afraid of her angry and didn't want her to be mad at him.
" Well..uh.. I.. uh,"
" What he's trying to say is that we're engage," finished Sakura. A trimphant smile appeared on her
face when she saw Electra's face drop. Sakura moved to his side and grabbed hold of his left hand.
Legolas looked down at the dragon princess and smiled.
" YOu can't be," doubted Electra. " I don't see a ring on his finger. I also didn't see you
yell at me for touching him. " She crossed her arms and waited for an answer.
" He doesn't need ring, " Sakura commented. " I know he'll be loyal to me. That's why he
never laid one hand on you when you started to feel on him. "
" But he didn't stop me from touching him. "
" He's shy around other girls," brought up Sakura. " I mean they haven't came up to him like
you did before. "
" Prove it!" Out of surprise, Legolas wrapped his arms around Sakura and kissed her lightly
on the lips. Her eyes were widened with fear but then closed since she remembered this was just a ploy.
She also enjoyed the kiss and kissed back. They both let go and started to gasp for air. Sakura
spotted the surprised look on Electra's face.
" I was wrong," muttered Electra. " I guess I'll leave now. " She was about to turn away till
Legolas grabbed her wrist.
" It isn't a good time to travel in the dark," reminded Legolas. " Just stay one night. "
Sakura shot a glare at Legolas but dispersed when they looked at her way.
" He is right, " agreed Sakura. " You might be hurt again if you go off in the night. "
That same seductive smile appeared on her face. Sakura knew that spelled trouble.
" Gwendelyn!" called Sakura. A young servant elf girl appeared behid the bushes and walked
towards the royal couple and their guest. " Can you please escort Electra-san to her room ? "
" Yes Sakura," bowed Gwendelyn. The young girl escorted Electra to one of the guest rooms.
" Omae o Koruso (1)," She lunged after Legolas. He jumped up to see Sakura fall on her stomach.
" I had to convince," reasoned Legolas. " If I didn't then she would of became a future problem. "
" She still is," Sakura got up and patted the dirt and grass off her navy blue cotton robed
shirt." Speaking of problems, did you sense that Gwen's prescense when we were talking with Electra ?"
" Of course," he looked at the bush again to sense no one was there.
" What are we going to do about her ? "
" We do nothing." He walked towards the hallways with Sakura near his side.
" Nothing ? "
" If this situation spreads then no one will go after us, " explained Legolas. " And we
won't have to deal with this anymore. "
" So no more kissing in public ? "
" Disappointed ? "
" Bakamono," She smiled and playfully pushed him to the wall and ran towards her room with
Legolas in pursuit. Their laughter filled the hallways.




" Ahhh!" relieved Legolas. He sat down in a large pool like tub of steaming warm
water. He had bruises and cuts from chasing Sakura. And the cuts coming from Electra's nails while she
was runing all over his abs and arms. Legolas poured some water on his limbs. He closed his eyes as his
muscles began to relax. His ears pricked up when he heard foot steps coming near the bathing room door.
The door opened. legolas quickly grabbed a towel and wrapped it around his waist as he got out. He
knew who it was. The person walked into view. It was Electra. She was wearing a silk robe given to her
by the servants. It opened up to reveal almost everything of her electric blue upper body except the whole
upper curves. Just half way from where her sternum was located. Her brown curly hair flowed freely on her
back. " Electra ? " A seductive smile appears on her face. " I didn't know you need to use the baths. I'll
get out right now for your to use. " He tried to run as fast as he can past the nymph but she caught hold of him.
" Why don't you accompany me Leggy ? " purred Electra.
" Because I have a fiancee," Legolas tried to push the nymph gently away from him but is lost since
her skin was touching his and he feel weak to her spell.
" You're not married yet," she wrapped her arms around Legolas. " So why don't you just enjoy this
life before your married life. " She closed her eyes and closed in for a kiss. Legolas moved his head back and struggled
under the skin spell he placed her in.
" AHEM!" Electra turned around to see an angry Sakura stand under the door frame. She had an angry look
on her face. Some of the scales began to form around her face. Small horns began to form out of her head. Legolas knew that she
was pissed. " Electra, the women's bathing room is this way." She released legolas from her grip. He was finally relieved from
this woman. She gave Sakura an ugly glare.
" Silly me, I thought we all shared a bathroom," laughed Electra. She walked towards Sakura then closed the door
behind her.
" Watch your step " Sakura threw a small ki ball at her heels and caused the nymph to trip. " Daijoubu Ka(2)? "
She got up. " I hope you didn't hurt yourself. "
" I fine," glared Electra. Sakura only smiled. She knew this was petty but didn't cared since this nymph didn't
understand the words " Hands off". They walked along the way to the women's bathing room in silence and sometimes chi balls
tossed at the nymph.




" I hope I wasn't an inconvience to you Leggy," purred Electra. She ran another one of her fingers across his chest.
he looked at the already fuming Sakura.
" No no no inconvience at all," laughed nervously Legolas.
" But I really think it's time for you to be heading home. " Sakura pushed Electra away from her fiancee and towards
the gates. " I hope you know your way home because we really have important business to attend to. " When Electra was outside of the
city grounds,Sakura slammed the gate shut. " Sayonara Saseko-san(2)!" She walked back to the palace.
" YOu know Sakura, that was very unlady like," reminded Legolas.
" Do I look like I care ? " She walked towards the garden centered in the palace with Legolas behind her." She treated me
like dirt. And I saved her life. And you you get the attention cus your male!" A mischievous smile appeared on Legolas' face.
" YOu know what I think ? " She looked at him. " I don't think your mad at her because she mistreated you. It's cus
you are the green eyed monster. " She glared at him.
" am not,"
" aye, "
" am not,"
" aye."
" am not" Sakura pushed him into the pond. She ran towards her bed chambers. Her onyl safe haven from the wet and vengeful
elf prince.






1) Omae O Koruos- I'm going to kill you
2) Saseko-whore