CHAPTER 3!!!!! MWHAHAHAHA!! Well this is it. The much anticipated chapter 3! More jokes more everything.!

To his utter horror it was none other that MILLIE!!!!!!!! He fell over dead.

No just joking. It really was Hermione. She silently crept over to the huge spa like tub and proceeded to turn on all the taps. The tub filled with water and many thick, pink bubbles. She went to another tap which, to Harry's horror, gushed out yellow banana shaped bubbles.

"NO, NO, NO!!!" he exclaimed frantically as he jumped from his hiding place and tackling a half naked Hermione away from the evil banana bubbles.

"Harry! What are you doing here?" she shouted, half flattered by the way he was looking at her and half offended.

"Came to ummmmmm take a bath *cough* with you *cough*." He mumbled.

"Well what are you waiting for? Come on in with me! Hurry up and get your clothes off!" She gleefully shouted at him.

He quickly took off what he was wearing and slipped into the warm bath water. Hermione was playfully splashing him with a mischievous look on her face. She moved closer to him.

Harry was starting to sweat. "This is so much easier when you're drunk," he thought as he felt her smooth, way-to-perfect body touch his. "Hmmmm," he sighed happily as she proceeded to press herself against him.

"AHHHHHHHH!!" Harry awoke on the floor of the prefect bathroom with Mill standing over him. "What the hell?? But but but you're Hermione!!!"

"No, no silly she just left. You missed us comparing bra sizes. I'm almost glad. But now we are here together," she said with temptation dripping from every word. "Come on Cat."

"My name is Harry."

'AHHHHHHHHH" Millie woke up on the floor of the prefect bathroom. She heard odd noises coming from the tub.

She ran over and to her horror Harry was playing with Hermione WITH HER BANANA!

"NOOOOOOOOOO not my bestest yellowest one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" she yelled as she hurled herself on the couple.