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Wow. That was depressing.
So are we clear on this? Me no own, so you no sue!
:D
A/N: And now, after many months of delay (sorry...) the sequel to... IN MORIA, written by me, Fern, comes...
At Barad Dur!!
*grins*
Enjoy!
At Barad Dûr
(Also known as, in "The Inner Circle", 'Sauron Meets The Fellowship')
Sauron looked up from the mangled peice of metal, and through his flaming 'eyebrow' at the fellowship in a quizical manner.
There was a lengthly pause, followed by an uncomfortable silence, which was pursued by another lengthly pause.
"Let's just say... digestive acid." Gandalf explained.
"Digestive acid? What kind of moron would eat a ring?"
Frodo began to whistle a merry tune before turning and walking away to "Tend The Horses" (although they didn't have any with them) whilst Legolas found an absoluteley fascinating rock he just had to study.
Gandalf sighed, plaited beard rustleing in the breeze, and Sauron shook his head in a disdainful manner. His attention turned back to the ring.
"What am I supposed to tell Mum?" He muttered.
"What?" Aragorn whinged, albeit quizzically.
"She's gunna kill me. It was her wedding ring. I'm sorry Mummy!" He sobbed. The fellowship looked at him, unbeliving.
Legolas returned. (The rock, it seemed, had done something to offend him, as it was hurled from a cliff, followed by a "Ha! I'll give you *******!!!")
"Well... can we have the ring back now? We just need to destroy it, therefore defeating and killing you forever, y'know...?" Legolas smiled innocently.
"Aww.. O.. Ok.. but..."
"Yes?"
"Just one question... What does it taste like?"
"Dunno. Can't remember. I can remember what that laxative tasted like, though." He shuddered.
"Ok, you can have it. Just don't tell Mum."
"Sauron Archibald Evildude!!!" A motherly voice bellowed from the clouds.
"Oh, God my whole name..." Sauron muttered, cringing. (As best as a giant, flaming eyeball can)
"Haha! You got told! You got told!" Legolas teased.
This, it would seem, was too much for the Dark Lord.
He began to cry.
Legolas, caught up in the exitement of the moment, through a rock at Sauron and began dancing about gleefully singing;
"He hoo hoo he he ha ha he hoo he he ha!"
A/N: *grins* So... whadaya thinK? please reveiw!!