New chapter. The dialog is even worse, no details included (except when
describing the heroine's beauty) and general crappiness. Read and cry. Of
pain and horror.
Gentlemen, I have now titled my Mary Sue story: Mistostrapmoonlightdancerstar.... oh heck, even I can't remember it! Let's just call the story MISTO-SYMPHONY (pretty original, huh, huh?)
Disclaimer: Still don't own Cats
CHAPTER II (in which Mistostrapmoonlitartuiahy6sgft34v1jaw5f9q ((oh **** it)) our heroine ((aka our Mary Sue)) meets the other Jellicles and faces her traumatic past)
Mistoffelees lead Misto-Symphony back to the junkyard despite the fact that he actually never left the place anyways but this is a parody so the only places we visit are the junkyards and Macavity's secret hideout (which is ridiculously easy to be found, of course)
All the others cats were already started dancing 'cause it was the Jellicle Ball. Again. Suddenly everyone stopped. All the toms gasped and stared at Misto-Symphony who had just entered the junkyard.
"Who is SHE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!"(Nev er enough those) asked Munkustrap and stared at the goddess-like queen who seemed to be beaming moonlight all around her by her stunning beauty. She smiled shyly as she saw how all the toms were staring at her and blushed slightly. She looked so innocent and pure as if she was a sculpture made out of the finest marble but still she was blooming like a white rose.
While all the other toms were still admiring her incredible beauty Rum Tum Tugger leapt at her and introduced himself:
"Hello, I'm the Rum Tum Tugger", he said.
She glanced at him with her sapphire eyes which were like two brilliants shimmering in the silvery moonlight and replied:
"My name is Misto-Symphony"
Her voice was so beautiful and crystal clear. She sounded like an angel or a serine.
Tugger stared at her charming beauty for a moment. Then he noticed Mistoffelees who stood beside the silver and white queen.
"Oh, hi Mistoffelees! Where on earth did you find her?" he said and turned his face back to the amazing creature.
"I just met her. She's a magical cat just as I am and needs our help", Mistoffelees replied.
"Of course we'll help you although we just met and we don't actually know anything about you but you're so wonderful and beautiful that you can stay and we will even waste our time to help you!" said Old Deutoronomy said, "You are a very special queen, I can feel it!"
Suddenly Jemima entered the scene.
"Misto-Symphony? Is that you?" she said (Sick of this said-replied thing? I know I am ;)).
"Jemima?" the silvery queen replied and gasped.
The both beautiful queens (Misto-Symphony was of course more beautiful, though) ran to each other and embraced.
"You two know each other?" Mistoffelees said.
"Of course we do!" Jemima replied, "She's my long-lost sister!"
Everybody gasped and smiled.
"Misto-Symphony? It's you!" said Victoria and ran to her, "She's my cousin!"
"You too, Victoria?" Mistoffelees said.
"Hey! Aren't I your uncle's cousin's old neighbour?" Munkustrap asked.
"Yes you are! And Old Deutoronomy used to poke my aunt when uncle was out of town. Oh joy!" the angelic new queen replied and smiled.
All the other cats introduced themselves to the graceful Misto-Symphony and crowded around her to catch a glance of her famous beauty. It appeared that many of the cats were somehow connected or related to her (except for most of the toms, the character the author doesn't like ((actually, there isn't one but this is a parody)) and Mistoffelees 'cause otherwise she couldn't make sweet love to him which will eventually happen but is not described in anyway since most of the Mary Sues are PG rated) Misto- Symphony received several flirty and admiring comments from the other toms but secretly her heart belonged to Mistoffelees. It had been love at first sight (yeah, they've talked like twice)
Yes, everybody loved her. Except for one.
(Sadly, this feature is included in Mary Sues very often. The authors seem to dislike Cassandra because she happens to look different, which is a shame because I happen to consider her as one of my favourite characters and am extremely annoyed whenever I see a fic where she's this mean bitch with no feelings whatsoever... But this is a parody and I'm partly doing this to prove a point so here it goes...)
Cassandra was standing alone in the shadows and glared at the beautiful newcomer.
"Hi Cassandra! What's up?" said Demeter who had just joined her.
"Same old, same old. Being bitchy and all", she replied.
"Say, Cassandra. What is it that makes you be so mean all the time?" Demeter asked.
"Well, I am wearing this tight costume and all. And I once touched Mistoffelees"
"Oh you evil you!", Demeter replied, "Won't you go and meet Misto- Symphony?"
"No", she said, "I think I'll make everyone hate her just for the heck of it"
"Ok. Bye!" Demeter said and left.
Meanwhile the other cats had finally stopped surrounding Misto-Symphony and continued with the Ball. Of course, they were performing the same songs as last year but now Grizabella was gone and Misto-Symphony present.
Misto-Symphony was even better dancer than Victoria. She even danced her solo instead of the white queen. She could also sing better than anyone else. That's why she sang all the songs instead of the other cats and even got to be Mistoffelees' assistant and his mate in the mating dance, though all of the other toms wanted to have her too. They were so happy!
Then the Ball was over and everybody left. Everybody, except for Misto- Symphony and Mistoffelees. They were still dancing slowly with each other although the sun was rising.
"You'll be safe in here", Mistoffelees said, "Macavity won't get you now. I'm here to protect you!"
"Oh Mistoffelees! I lo... I loved the Ball!" she said and blushed. He blushed too.
"Mistoffelees", she started after a moment of silence, "I'm so scared! I'm afraid Macavity will get me! He... he killed my parents!"
"What?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!" Mistoffelees said.
"Yes! It's true!" she said and started crying, "He killed my mother right after I was born and my father too!"
"Don't worry, Misto-Symphony!" Mistoffelees said bravely, "He doesn't even know you're here! I love you, Misto-Symphony!"
She stopped crying and looked up.
"You do?"
He nodded.
"I love you too, Mistoffelees!"
Then they kissed.
But they didn't know that Cassandra was spying them and was already on her way to Macavity's "secret" hideout.
---
What will happen? Will Macavity get Misto-Symphony and force her to be his mate? Can Mistoffelees save her? Will the lovers ever be together? Will the author ever recover after realizing that she actually wrote this and created another monster in the evil realm of other Mary Sues? Stay tuned for the next chapter of MISTO-SYMPHONY also known as A CATS MARY SUE PARODY!
Gentlemen, I have now titled my Mary Sue story: Mistostrapmoonlightdancerstar.... oh heck, even I can't remember it! Let's just call the story MISTO-SYMPHONY (pretty original, huh, huh?)
Disclaimer: Still don't own Cats
CHAPTER II (in which Mistostrapmoonlitartuiahy6sgft34v1jaw5f9q ((oh **** it)) our heroine ((aka our Mary Sue)) meets the other Jellicles and faces her traumatic past)
Mistoffelees lead Misto-Symphony back to the junkyard despite the fact that he actually never left the place anyways but this is a parody so the only places we visit are the junkyards and Macavity's secret hideout (which is ridiculously easy to be found, of course)
All the others cats were already started dancing 'cause it was the Jellicle Ball. Again. Suddenly everyone stopped. All the toms gasped and stared at Misto-Symphony who had just entered the junkyard.
"Who is SHE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!"(Nev er enough those) asked Munkustrap and stared at the goddess-like queen who seemed to be beaming moonlight all around her by her stunning beauty. She smiled shyly as she saw how all the toms were staring at her and blushed slightly. She looked so innocent and pure as if she was a sculpture made out of the finest marble but still she was blooming like a white rose.
While all the other toms were still admiring her incredible beauty Rum Tum Tugger leapt at her and introduced himself:
"Hello, I'm the Rum Tum Tugger", he said.
She glanced at him with her sapphire eyes which were like two brilliants shimmering in the silvery moonlight and replied:
"My name is Misto-Symphony"
Her voice was so beautiful and crystal clear. She sounded like an angel or a serine.
Tugger stared at her charming beauty for a moment. Then he noticed Mistoffelees who stood beside the silver and white queen.
"Oh, hi Mistoffelees! Where on earth did you find her?" he said and turned his face back to the amazing creature.
"I just met her. She's a magical cat just as I am and needs our help", Mistoffelees replied.
"Of course we'll help you although we just met and we don't actually know anything about you but you're so wonderful and beautiful that you can stay and we will even waste our time to help you!" said Old Deutoronomy said, "You are a very special queen, I can feel it!"
Suddenly Jemima entered the scene.
"Misto-Symphony? Is that you?" she said (Sick of this said-replied thing? I know I am ;)).
"Jemima?" the silvery queen replied and gasped.
The both beautiful queens (Misto-Symphony was of course more beautiful, though) ran to each other and embraced.
"You two know each other?" Mistoffelees said.
"Of course we do!" Jemima replied, "She's my long-lost sister!"
Everybody gasped and smiled.
"Misto-Symphony? It's you!" said Victoria and ran to her, "She's my cousin!"
"You too, Victoria?" Mistoffelees said.
"Hey! Aren't I your uncle's cousin's old neighbour?" Munkustrap asked.
"Yes you are! And Old Deutoronomy used to poke my aunt when uncle was out of town. Oh joy!" the angelic new queen replied and smiled.
All the other cats introduced themselves to the graceful Misto-Symphony and crowded around her to catch a glance of her famous beauty. It appeared that many of the cats were somehow connected or related to her (except for most of the toms, the character the author doesn't like ((actually, there isn't one but this is a parody)) and Mistoffelees 'cause otherwise she couldn't make sweet love to him which will eventually happen but is not described in anyway since most of the Mary Sues are PG rated) Misto- Symphony received several flirty and admiring comments from the other toms but secretly her heart belonged to Mistoffelees. It had been love at first sight (yeah, they've talked like twice)
Yes, everybody loved her. Except for one.
(Sadly, this feature is included in Mary Sues very often. The authors seem to dislike Cassandra because she happens to look different, which is a shame because I happen to consider her as one of my favourite characters and am extremely annoyed whenever I see a fic where she's this mean bitch with no feelings whatsoever... But this is a parody and I'm partly doing this to prove a point so here it goes...)
Cassandra was standing alone in the shadows and glared at the beautiful newcomer.
"Hi Cassandra! What's up?" said Demeter who had just joined her.
"Same old, same old. Being bitchy and all", she replied.
"Say, Cassandra. What is it that makes you be so mean all the time?" Demeter asked.
"Well, I am wearing this tight costume and all. And I once touched Mistoffelees"
"Oh you evil you!", Demeter replied, "Won't you go and meet Misto- Symphony?"
"No", she said, "I think I'll make everyone hate her just for the heck of it"
"Ok. Bye!" Demeter said and left.
Meanwhile the other cats had finally stopped surrounding Misto-Symphony and continued with the Ball. Of course, they were performing the same songs as last year but now Grizabella was gone and Misto-Symphony present.
Misto-Symphony was even better dancer than Victoria. She even danced her solo instead of the white queen. She could also sing better than anyone else. That's why she sang all the songs instead of the other cats and even got to be Mistoffelees' assistant and his mate in the mating dance, though all of the other toms wanted to have her too. They were so happy!
Then the Ball was over and everybody left. Everybody, except for Misto- Symphony and Mistoffelees. They were still dancing slowly with each other although the sun was rising.
"You'll be safe in here", Mistoffelees said, "Macavity won't get you now. I'm here to protect you!"
"Oh Mistoffelees! I lo... I loved the Ball!" she said and blushed. He blushed too.
"Mistoffelees", she started after a moment of silence, "I'm so scared! I'm afraid Macavity will get me! He... he killed my parents!"
"What?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!" Mistoffelees said.
"Yes! It's true!" she said and started crying, "He killed my mother right after I was born and my father too!"
"Don't worry, Misto-Symphony!" Mistoffelees said bravely, "He doesn't even know you're here! I love you, Misto-Symphony!"
She stopped crying and looked up.
"You do?"
He nodded.
"I love you too, Mistoffelees!"
Then they kissed.
But they didn't know that Cassandra was spying them and was already on her way to Macavity's "secret" hideout.
---
What will happen? Will Macavity get Misto-Symphony and force her to be his mate? Can Mistoffelees save her? Will the lovers ever be together? Will the author ever recover after realizing that she actually wrote this and created another monster in the evil realm of other Mary Sues? Stay tuned for the next chapter of MISTO-SYMPHONY also known as A CATS MARY SUE PARODY!