Final Fantasy: Attack of the Pay Cuts!
Round 11-
"Alright..." There were sound of scuffling, then a whip snap as Porom turned back to her PA to speak. "The next match will be-"
"SOMEONE! HELP! SHE'S CRAZY! SHE TIED ME UP AND- MMMFPH!!!!" Sounds of scuffling, whip snaps, and screaming before the sound of tape being forcibly applied to someones face was heard.
"As I was saying, the next match is between Rydia and-"
"WAIT A GOSH DARN MOMENT, YOUNG WHIPPERSHNAPPER!" Tellah got up, moaning and screaming from his seat as Relm looked at him worriedly.
"You okay, man?"
"Yeah, I just did that for the Kung Pow fans out there."
"Oh... kay..." Relm blinked a bit before turning back in her seat for more pizza from Cloud. "Thanks."
"No prob. Who wanted Meat Lover's?" Cloud went into the stand with a pizza vendor's suit on giving out slices to hungry fans for a doller fifty a piece.
"Okay, whatever, me and Strago haven't had a go yet!" Tellah walked into the ring as the PA blared again.
"But, you're not even on the list!"
"I could care less. ME AND STRAGO! ME AND STRAGO! ME AND STRAAAAGOOOOOOO!!!!!!!"
"Ow, stop yelling! Sheesh, okay, crybaby... The next match is between Tellah and Strago..."
"The old fuddy duddies!"
"Palom... what did I tell you about making those comments on the PA? Do you want to meet the business end of Miss Snappy? Do you? HUH? WHO'S YOUR MOMMY? WHO'S YOUR MOMMY, BOY??"
"I don't know!"
"Wrong answer!" There were sounds of whipping as everyone in the stand sweatdropped and several armed ninjas were dispatched to calm the irate Porom down.
All 250 of them went flying out of the PA office and into the faraway land of Montana moments after they got into the office.
Okay, so, now Tellah and Strago were ready to go at it...
Well... except for the fact that they both somehow managed to go to sleep with their eyes open.
"Tellah? Gramps?" Relm walked up to Tellah and waved her hands in front of his face. "Tellah?" She repeated for Strago. "Gramps?" After moments of trying to wake them up with conventional means, she went to her seat and yelled as loudly as possible... "WE'RE OUT OF PRUNE JUICE!!!!!"
They both woke up with massive snorts and looked around frantically.
"NOT MY PRUNE JUICE!"
"ANYTHING BUT THAT!"
"Okay, match is between Tellah and Grampa! FIGHT!"
The two old fuddy duddies shrugged and prepared to fight... then fell down face first to nap. Then everyone fell onto their faces.
"PRUNE JUICE!"
"Where??"
"YEAH! Where??"
"Fight!"
The two seniors grumbled to themselves about not getting their juice, then Tellah began mumbling something as Strago prepared to attack. "METEO!"
"ACK!" Millions of tiny meteors pelted the arena... miraculously missing Strago... who fainted on the spot...
"Strago, you okay? HURK! I forgot! X_x" Tellah fainted onto the ground in his plot-related death.
Relm merely hung her head and sighed. "No winner... Let's bring in the real fighters. Someone get some smelling salts nad prune juice."
"Prune Juice? Where?"
"Prune Juice? Where?"
Round 12 -
Due to the last Fiasco... Tellah was removed from his position as Ref and Edgar took his place. He gave up the job willingly. "NO, I DIDN'T! EDGAR HAD THOSE DARN PEOPLE DRAG ME OFF!"
As I was saying, Edgar was a new ref and Tellah had given it up willingly. So, now, the PA blared, with the new, temporary PA person, Blackbelt.
"Hoo! HAH! Ess! The next spar is between... hooh! Rikku-Chan and Kihmari-San!"
"Learn real Japanese!" Of course, no Blackbelt is complete without a Thief.
"Maybe that is, maybe it isn't!"
"Don't you be turning into one of those freaky fangirls on me, now!"
"You're just jealous because you only know Dutch!"
"Dutch rules, man! Shut it!"
"Ahem... get on with it." Red Mage was apparently behind the PA too.
"Fine, HOOH HAH! Rikku-chan and Kihmarhi-San! Come on down!"
They were already in the ring, but, okay, so they had walked into the ring, and Relm was just about to announce the match when Edgar stood up.
"What, Eddie?"
"Give me a second..." Edgar hopped down off of the chair that was made for 3D people, and ran up to Rikku, who was just as confused, if not more, than Relm. Edgar leaned in closely to her. "There are four awesome, most popular characters in Final Fantasy Ten... and, unfortunately, you're not one of them. Remember the Auron Match? Well, I can make sure you win this one, babe..."
Rikku giggled and crouched down to him. "Whatcha want?"
"A night on the town with a lovely lady like you..."
Rikku thought about it, giggled, then nodded as she stood up. Edgar walked back to his seat before realizing something. "Hey, can I have my chainsaw back?"
She smiled, then brought up a 3D version of it, turned it on with a BRRRRRRR!, then slashed his hockey mask into a million pieces. "Get near me tonight, that happens to you! I DON'T CHEAT, LITTLE GUY! *giggle* Thanks for the chainsaw. ^_^"
Edgar paled, then said in a squeaky voice, "Okay, continue..."
"Fight start!"
Rikku instantly ran towards Kimahri and was about to hit him when she was intantly painted into a midget.
"NOOO! Don't hurt him! He's hot, and the fur and horn are cute!" Relm ran up to a very disturbed Kimahri and glomped him.
"Um... Kimarhi no-"
"Shush, don't spoil the moment!"
Edgar stood up and announced Rikku as the winner.
"Wait, she's diqualified!"
He used an item on her. "Nope, she isn't."
"Okay!... HOOH HAH! ESS! Rikku is the winner! Kimahri is disqualified because, even though he is almost at Auron's level of kick-buttery, he is current;y getting glomped by a fangirl..."
"I thought it was huggled..."
"Nope, Glomped."
"Ah..."
Rikku twirled and help up the victory sign, then walked up to Edgar wit ha grin. She then whacked him over the head. "NO DATE! I WANTED KIMAHRI!"
"I deserved that..." Edgar rubbed the newly forming owwie on his head as Rikku skipped off.
Round 13 -
Apparently, Red Mage, Blackbelt, and Thief did such a good job, that the ywere now official announcers... but, enough of that.
"Next match, Rydia and Yuna!"
Edgar was sitting upright in his seat, waiting for the two "chicks" to walk out, gawking mainly on Rydia's clothing. Thank goodness she came out in adult form... heheheheh...
Rydia was looking nervously sideways at Edgar and then turned to Yuna.
"Okay... now to set you to even ground..." Relm painted Rydia into 3D... and somehow made a slight mistake she didn't notice... "Go!"
Rydia threw a bomb fragment into the air to start off before going to summon someone.
"Someone set up us the bomb!" Yuna rolled out of the way of the fragment, and summoned Shiva as Rydia summoned Jinn.
"All your summons are belong to me!" Jinn blasted the poor Shiva away, and Yuna summoned Ifrit. The two summons sat there, and the two callers began to wave their arms and shout for them to get their butts in gear. Then, the moment the summons decided to attack each other and touched, a paradox blew them and the arena up like a matter antimatter explosion, leaving the two summoners standing there, charred and blackened.
After a few minutes of just staring at each other, Yuna brought her staff up and had it ripped away from her by Rydia's whip. Unfortunately, somehow, the staff blew up. Yuna looked away and whistled nonchalantly as she silently thanked Rikku.
"AAH! What happened to their speech?" Relm quickly fixed that one flaw, but... you know, how could she make one like that? It's kinda wrong, really, they looked perfect and-
"Shut it! We're in the middle of a match!"
Oh, right.
Rydia was, needless to say, very... perturbed at the loss of her whip...
"Grrrrrgh! MUST KILL MUST KILL MUST KIIIIIILLLLL!!!!!!"
Yes, very saddened and perturbed at her loss. She looked at the charred, dead, whip, then pounced on Yuna, beating her senseless with a wrench she happened to find on the ground, the blasted her with a Piggy spell.
"Rydia's the winner!"
"Thank goodness that's over!"
"She ain't stopping... ES! Someone, pull poor Yuna off the field!"
Edgar tried to restrain Rydia as the new Co-Ref, Zell, pulled Yuna away from the arena. Edgar had to pay another trip to the hospital again...
"Just couldn't keep my flirting mouth shut... *sigh*"
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AUTHOR'S NOTE: I'm sorry if it seems like my quality has lessened... I did my best... That's all that counts, right? ^_^;;;
People for the semi finals so far...
Auron
Celes
Cecil
Sephiroth
Rhinoa
The black materia
Black Mage
Edward
Kain
Butz
Rikku
Rydia
Round 11-
"Alright..." There were sound of scuffling, then a whip snap as Porom turned back to her PA to speak. "The next match will be-"
"SOMEONE! HELP! SHE'S CRAZY! SHE TIED ME UP AND- MMMFPH!!!!" Sounds of scuffling, whip snaps, and screaming before the sound of tape being forcibly applied to someones face was heard.
"As I was saying, the next match is between Rydia and-"
"WAIT A GOSH DARN MOMENT, YOUNG WHIPPERSHNAPPER!" Tellah got up, moaning and screaming from his seat as Relm looked at him worriedly.
"You okay, man?"
"Yeah, I just did that for the Kung Pow fans out there."
"Oh... kay..." Relm blinked a bit before turning back in her seat for more pizza from Cloud. "Thanks."
"No prob. Who wanted Meat Lover's?" Cloud went into the stand with a pizza vendor's suit on giving out slices to hungry fans for a doller fifty a piece.
"Okay, whatever, me and Strago haven't had a go yet!" Tellah walked into the ring as the PA blared again.
"But, you're not even on the list!"
"I could care less. ME AND STRAGO! ME AND STRAGO! ME AND STRAAAAGOOOOOOO!!!!!!!"
"Ow, stop yelling! Sheesh, okay, crybaby... The next match is between Tellah and Strago..."
"The old fuddy duddies!"
"Palom... what did I tell you about making those comments on the PA? Do you want to meet the business end of Miss Snappy? Do you? HUH? WHO'S YOUR MOMMY? WHO'S YOUR MOMMY, BOY??"
"I don't know!"
"Wrong answer!" There were sounds of whipping as everyone in the stand sweatdropped and several armed ninjas were dispatched to calm the irate Porom down.
All 250 of them went flying out of the PA office and into the faraway land of Montana moments after they got into the office.
Okay, so, now Tellah and Strago were ready to go at it...
Well... except for the fact that they both somehow managed to go to sleep with their eyes open.
"Tellah? Gramps?" Relm walked up to Tellah and waved her hands in front of his face. "Tellah?" She repeated for Strago. "Gramps?" After moments of trying to wake them up with conventional means, she went to her seat and yelled as loudly as possible... "WE'RE OUT OF PRUNE JUICE!!!!!"
They both woke up with massive snorts and looked around frantically.
"NOT MY PRUNE JUICE!"
"ANYTHING BUT THAT!"
"Okay, match is between Tellah and Grampa! FIGHT!"
The two old fuddy duddies shrugged and prepared to fight... then fell down face first to nap. Then everyone fell onto their faces.
"PRUNE JUICE!"
"Where??"
"YEAH! Where??"
"Fight!"
The two seniors grumbled to themselves about not getting their juice, then Tellah began mumbling something as Strago prepared to attack. "METEO!"
"ACK!" Millions of tiny meteors pelted the arena... miraculously missing Strago... who fainted on the spot...
"Strago, you okay? HURK! I forgot! X_x" Tellah fainted onto the ground in his plot-related death.
Relm merely hung her head and sighed. "No winner... Let's bring in the real fighters. Someone get some smelling salts nad prune juice."
"Prune Juice? Where?"
"Prune Juice? Where?"
Round 12 -
Due to the last Fiasco... Tellah was removed from his position as Ref and Edgar took his place. He gave up the job willingly. "NO, I DIDN'T! EDGAR HAD THOSE DARN PEOPLE DRAG ME OFF!"
As I was saying, Edgar was a new ref and Tellah had given it up willingly. So, now, the PA blared, with the new, temporary PA person, Blackbelt.
"Hoo! HAH! Ess! The next spar is between... hooh! Rikku-Chan and Kihmari-San!"
"Learn real Japanese!" Of course, no Blackbelt is complete without a Thief.
"Maybe that is, maybe it isn't!"
"Don't you be turning into one of those freaky fangirls on me, now!"
"You're just jealous because you only know Dutch!"
"Dutch rules, man! Shut it!"
"Ahem... get on with it." Red Mage was apparently behind the PA too.
"Fine, HOOH HAH! Rikku-chan and Kihmarhi-San! Come on down!"
They were already in the ring, but, okay, so they had walked into the ring, and Relm was just about to announce the match when Edgar stood up.
"What, Eddie?"
"Give me a second..." Edgar hopped down off of the chair that was made for 3D people, and ran up to Rikku, who was just as confused, if not more, than Relm. Edgar leaned in closely to her. "There are four awesome, most popular characters in Final Fantasy Ten... and, unfortunately, you're not one of them. Remember the Auron Match? Well, I can make sure you win this one, babe..."
Rikku giggled and crouched down to him. "Whatcha want?"
"A night on the town with a lovely lady like you..."
Rikku thought about it, giggled, then nodded as she stood up. Edgar walked back to his seat before realizing something. "Hey, can I have my chainsaw back?"
She smiled, then brought up a 3D version of it, turned it on with a BRRRRRRR!, then slashed his hockey mask into a million pieces. "Get near me tonight, that happens to you! I DON'T CHEAT, LITTLE GUY! *giggle* Thanks for the chainsaw. ^_^"
Edgar paled, then said in a squeaky voice, "Okay, continue..."
"Fight start!"
Rikku instantly ran towards Kimahri and was about to hit him when she was intantly painted into a midget.
"NOOO! Don't hurt him! He's hot, and the fur and horn are cute!" Relm ran up to a very disturbed Kimahri and glomped him.
"Um... Kimarhi no-"
"Shush, don't spoil the moment!"
Edgar stood up and announced Rikku as the winner.
"Wait, she's diqualified!"
He used an item on her. "Nope, she isn't."
"Okay!... HOOH HAH! ESS! Rikku is the winner! Kimahri is disqualified because, even though he is almost at Auron's level of kick-buttery, he is current;y getting glomped by a fangirl..."
"I thought it was huggled..."
"Nope, Glomped."
"Ah..."
Rikku twirled and help up the victory sign, then walked up to Edgar wit ha grin. She then whacked him over the head. "NO DATE! I WANTED KIMAHRI!"
"I deserved that..." Edgar rubbed the newly forming owwie on his head as Rikku skipped off.
Round 13 -
Apparently, Red Mage, Blackbelt, and Thief did such a good job, that the ywere now official announcers... but, enough of that.
"Next match, Rydia and Yuna!"
Edgar was sitting upright in his seat, waiting for the two "chicks" to walk out, gawking mainly on Rydia's clothing. Thank goodness she came out in adult form... heheheheh...
Rydia was looking nervously sideways at Edgar and then turned to Yuna.
"Okay... now to set you to even ground..." Relm painted Rydia into 3D... and somehow made a slight mistake she didn't notice... "Go!"
Rydia threw a bomb fragment into the air to start off before going to summon someone.
"Someone set up us the bomb!" Yuna rolled out of the way of the fragment, and summoned Shiva as Rydia summoned Jinn.
"All your summons are belong to me!" Jinn blasted the poor Shiva away, and Yuna summoned Ifrit. The two summons sat there, and the two callers began to wave their arms and shout for them to get their butts in gear. Then, the moment the summons decided to attack each other and touched, a paradox blew them and the arena up like a matter antimatter explosion, leaving the two summoners standing there, charred and blackened.
After a few minutes of just staring at each other, Yuna brought her staff up and had it ripped away from her by Rydia's whip. Unfortunately, somehow, the staff blew up. Yuna looked away and whistled nonchalantly as she silently thanked Rikku.
"AAH! What happened to their speech?" Relm quickly fixed that one flaw, but... you know, how could she make one like that? It's kinda wrong, really, they looked perfect and-
"Shut it! We're in the middle of a match!"
Oh, right.
Rydia was, needless to say, very... perturbed at the loss of her whip...
"Grrrrrgh! MUST KILL MUST KILL MUST KIIIIIILLLLL!!!!!!"
Yes, very saddened and perturbed at her loss. She looked at the charred, dead, whip, then pounced on Yuna, beating her senseless with a wrench she happened to find on the ground, the blasted her with a Piggy spell.
"Rydia's the winner!"
"Thank goodness that's over!"
"She ain't stopping... ES! Someone, pull poor Yuna off the field!"
Edgar tried to restrain Rydia as the new Co-Ref, Zell, pulled Yuna away from the arena. Edgar had to pay another trip to the hospital again...
"Just couldn't keep my flirting mouth shut... *sigh*"
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AUTHOR'S NOTE: I'm sorry if it seems like my quality has lessened... I did my best... That's all that counts, right? ^_^;;;
People for the semi finals so far...
Auron
Celes
Cecil
Sephiroth
Rhinoa
The black materia
Black Mage
Edward
Kain
Butz
Rikku
Rydia