Frodo the Strange Ring-Bearer

There's Sauron and Isiludur and Smeagol turned Gollum

Bilbo and Samwise and all of the others

But do you recall

the most famous Ring bearer of them all

Frodo the Strange Ring-Bearer (Ring-Bearer)

Had a very shiny ring (shiny ring)

And if you ever saw it (saw it)

Frodo would go insane (insane)

All of the Ring Wraiths chased him (chased him)

And used to laugh and call him names (like Furry Half-ling)

They never let poor Frodo (Frodo)

Join in any Ring Wraith games (like murder)

Then one day in Rivendell

Elrond came to say (huge forehead)

Frodo with your Ring so mean

Why don't leave this place with a team

All of the Fellowship moaned (moaned)

As they shouted out with hate (oh crap)

Frodo the Strange Ring-Bearer (Ring- Bearer)

You have a horrible fate (like the Uruk Hai)