Konnichiwa minna-san! Now, I have lots of reviewers wondering: What is
Kikyo going to think about Kagome and Inu Yasha dating? Well I'm here to
answer that! It's just a shame that I must go to a concert in a half hour.
I don't want to go! I'd rather stay here and write! *sniff sniff* Ah well,
I must get the fic started!
Chapter 5- This is your brilliant plan?
The castle guards called the midnight hour. Kagome and Sango were still up. Sango brushed Kagome's long black hair and they talked about EVERYTHING. Kagome had never had another girl to talk to (besides Kaede, but she was old) so she found Sango very interesting.
Somehow the conversation slipped to Inu Yasha and Miroku...
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"Shh! I cant hear anything!" Miroku whispered to the growling Inu Yasha.
"THIS is your brilliant plan?" Inu Yasha hissed. "SPYING on them? How lame!"
"Yeah, well this is the only thing we can do without being caught. I've gotten hit enough already today." Miroku whispered back, and stuck his head to the door again. Inu Yasha shook his head, and followed Miroku in using the glass cups to listen through the door.
"So... what do you think about Inu Yasha?" They heard Sango ask.
A slight pause. "Uh, he's... nice..." Kagome's hesitant voice came through.
"AND?" Sango pressed.
"And cute..."
"AND?"
"And sweet..."
"AND?"
"Ok! Stop with the ands! I like him, ok?" Kagome was embarrassed, they could tell. Sango was giggling.
"Ya know, I never thought anyone could like that guy. I mean Kikyo only wants him because of his money..."
Inu Yasha growled, but was elbowed in the stomach by Miroku.
"Kikyo? Inu Yasha mentioned her. He said she was annoying."
Sango groaned. "She is." She went on to explain in detail the annoyingness of Kikyo. After 10 minutes, she was finally done ranting.
"So, what about Miroku?" Kagome asked.
"What about him?" They heard Kagome shriek a little (Sango had pulled the comb through Kagome's hair a little too roughly)
"Do you like him? He seems to like you."
"He's OK... I guess... if you like perverted lechers." Sango sniffed in disgust.
Miroku had the innocent look back on his face, and Inu Yasha rolled his eyes. "I thought she DID like me!" Miroku pouted.
" 'Perverted lechers'?" Kagome asked, puzzled.
"Ugh he is." And so Sango proceeded to tell Kagome all about Miroku's... bad habits.
"There's no need for her to be saying those things about me!" Miroku said indignantly.
"Sh!" They heard Kagome say.
"What?"
"I heard a noise."
"Good going!" Inu Yasha yelled, knowing they had been caught. He and Miroku got up and sprinted down the halls.
"GET BACK HERE!" Sango and Kagome were running at top speed.
Inu Yasha and Miroku risked a glance over their shoulders to see Sango and Kagome, both wearing one of Sango's demon hunter suits, and each carrying... The two men gulped. The girls were carrying weapons. Sango had her huge boomerang and Kagome held a mallet.
Miroku and Inu Yasha lost all of their pride and screamed like little girls. "How the hell can they run like this?" Inu Yasha screamed at Miroku.
"I don't know! I didn't know they COULD run!"
"OF COURSE WE CAN RUN!" Sango yelled from behind. "I'M A FUCKING DEMON HUNTER!"
"AND I'VE GOT AN ANNOYING, HYPER-ACTIVE LITTLE BROTHER TO DEAL WITH! SO THERE!" Kagome had joined into the yelling.
"What is going on out here?" An old man stepped out of a room.
"WATCH OUT MYOGA!" Inu Yasha bellowed. Too late. The old man was knocked to the ground. "SORRY!" The demon called back, and Miroku added his 'sorry' too.
Kagome and Sango stopped to help Myoga up. "We're so sorry!" Kagome apologized.
Myoga shook his head. "Go beat them up." Was all he said before going back into his room.
"I like that guy." Kagome commented before she and Sango took off again.
"Damn!" Miroku cursed. "They're after us again! We need to hide!"
Inu Yasha grabbed the monk by his sleeve into a nearby room. He slammed the door, and they propped furniture against it. They were in one of the many dining halls.
"Phew!" Miroku sighed, leaning against a wall.
Someone pounded at the door. "Let us in damn it!" Sango yelled.
"Do you think we're crazy?" Miroku yelled back.
"Yes." That was Kagome. "You're all crazy. I swear."
Sango giggled. "I may be crazy, but crazy people are dangerous."
"Yes they are. And so are people with mallets."
"Ack!" Inu Yasha ran up to the door and shouted through. "Don't use the mallet on the door! My father will kill me!"
"Then let us in!" Sango cried.
"Don't!" Miroku shouted.
"Kagome! Bash the door in!" Sango growled.
"I cant..." Kagome whispered. "I don't want to damage Lord Tetsusaiga's property." Sango growled in frustration. "But I CAN damage a certain demon and perverted priest if they don't open the door immediately!" Kagome added.
"Hehe. I could use my boomerang... but your right. We cant damage what isn't ours." Sango sighed.
"Wait... so what you're saying is that you can damage us because we are yours?" Miroku asked from the other side of the door.
"What? NO!"
"Miroku! Don't make it any worse than it already is!" Inu Yasha shouted desperately. "Sango, Kagome, will you let me live if I give you Miroku?"
"WHAT? TRAITOR!" Miroku screamed.
Sango and Kagome were debating whether to take up his offer or not.
"Well, I have to get those crazy girls off my case somehow?" They heard Inu Yasha scream back in the background.
The two girls made up their minds with that comment. "No."
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Fifteen minutes later, Miroku and Inu Yasha heard nothing outside. "Do you think they're gone?" Miroku whispered.
"I don't know. Either they are gone, or they aren't making any movements for my ears to detect." Inu Yasha whispered back. The two decided they would wait five more minutes before checking.
Suddenly a door in the back of the room crashed open. Inu Yasha and Miroku screamed in horror.
"HA!" Sango shouted. "There are more than one way to enter a room in this place! Guess you forgot about that, huh?"
The two men were pulling furniture away from the door as fast as they could, while the two girls ran through the huge room, ready to strike with their weapons. Finally the door was free, and the demon and the monk ran for their lives.
The chase lasted another minute or so through the halls, when Inu Yasha stopped. "Why are we running?" He asked his friend.
"Because there are two insane women trying to kill us... duh." Miroku answered, trying to pull his friend in the opposite direction of the 'insane women'.
"But I'm a demon, and you're a priest. They cant hurt us!" Inu Yasha shouted triumphantly.
"Yea..." Miroku mused. "Lets go!"
Inu Yasha and Miroku turned and were running towards the girls. Sango and Kagome, who had heard the whole thing, both turned and ran.
"This is NOT how its supposed to turn out!" Sango shouted.
"Why does he have to be a demon?" Kagome shouted back.
"What is going on?" A large man stepped out of a room and stood in front of the two.
Kagome and Sango skidded to a halt. "L... Lord Tetsusaiga!" Sango choked out.
"I'm so sorry!" Kagome said in shock. The man looked at her.
"Who are you?"
"Kagome Higurashi. Lord Higurashi's daughter..." Kagome stuttered.
"Ah yes, the one I set up on a date with Inu Yasha. But that doesn't explain why you are running and screaming in the middle of the night in the halls of my castle."
"Well, you see, Inu Yasha and Miroku were chasing us..." Kagome turned pleading eyes on the Lord.
Inu Yasha and Miroku arrived, and stopped dead in their tracks when they saw who Kagome and Sango were talking to.
"Inu Yasha! Miroku!" Lord Tetsusaiga said sternly. "These two tell me that you have been chasing them around for the past hour! That is NOT how you treat Lady's!"
"But... but..." Inu Yasha started.
"But nothing! Tomorrow you and Miroku will have an all day lesson on manners! Then after that you will clean out the stables!" With that, the Lord turned and walked back into his room.
Inu Yasha and Miroku stood there dumbly. Sango and Kagome couldn't hold in their giggles any longer. They burst out laughing.
"What are you laughing about?" Inu Yasha growled.
"You!" Kagome laughed even harder, and Sango joined her.
Inu Yasha and Miroku walked away, mumbling something about revenge. But Kagome and Sango were too busy laughing to hear the two men's plans.
"Whew!" Sango grinned and wiped a tear from her eye. "I guess we should be going to bed now."
Kagome nodded in agreement, realizing how tired she was. "Urgh. We should kill them just for making us waste our sleeping time." She yawned. "Tomorrow."
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Hehehehehe. Ok this chapter is kinda... pointless... and sorry it took me a while to get it out. I haven't been in the writing mood lately, cause I'm trying to write a script for a play, and deal with TONS of homework. And remember, Lady Red needs reviews to continue living, breathing and writing. Till next time!
~Lady Red
Chapter 5- This is your brilliant plan?
The castle guards called the midnight hour. Kagome and Sango were still up. Sango brushed Kagome's long black hair and they talked about EVERYTHING. Kagome had never had another girl to talk to (besides Kaede, but she was old) so she found Sango very interesting.
Somehow the conversation slipped to Inu Yasha and Miroku...
~*~*~*~*~*~
"Shh! I cant hear anything!" Miroku whispered to the growling Inu Yasha.
"THIS is your brilliant plan?" Inu Yasha hissed. "SPYING on them? How lame!"
"Yeah, well this is the only thing we can do without being caught. I've gotten hit enough already today." Miroku whispered back, and stuck his head to the door again. Inu Yasha shook his head, and followed Miroku in using the glass cups to listen through the door.
"So... what do you think about Inu Yasha?" They heard Sango ask.
A slight pause. "Uh, he's... nice..." Kagome's hesitant voice came through.
"AND?" Sango pressed.
"And cute..."
"AND?"
"And sweet..."
"AND?"
"Ok! Stop with the ands! I like him, ok?" Kagome was embarrassed, they could tell. Sango was giggling.
"Ya know, I never thought anyone could like that guy. I mean Kikyo only wants him because of his money..."
Inu Yasha growled, but was elbowed in the stomach by Miroku.
"Kikyo? Inu Yasha mentioned her. He said she was annoying."
Sango groaned. "She is." She went on to explain in detail the annoyingness of Kikyo. After 10 minutes, she was finally done ranting.
"So, what about Miroku?" Kagome asked.
"What about him?" They heard Kagome shriek a little (Sango had pulled the comb through Kagome's hair a little too roughly)
"Do you like him? He seems to like you."
"He's OK... I guess... if you like perverted lechers." Sango sniffed in disgust.
Miroku had the innocent look back on his face, and Inu Yasha rolled his eyes. "I thought she DID like me!" Miroku pouted.
" 'Perverted lechers'?" Kagome asked, puzzled.
"Ugh he is." And so Sango proceeded to tell Kagome all about Miroku's... bad habits.
"There's no need for her to be saying those things about me!" Miroku said indignantly.
"Sh!" They heard Kagome say.
"What?"
"I heard a noise."
"Good going!" Inu Yasha yelled, knowing they had been caught. He and Miroku got up and sprinted down the halls.
"GET BACK HERE!" Sango and Kagome were running at top speed.
Inu Yasha and Miroku risked a glance over their shoulders to see Sango and Kagome, both wearing one of Sango's demon hunter suits, and each carrying... The two men gulped. The girls were carrying weapons. Sango had her huge boomerang and Kagome held a mallet.
Miroku and Inu Yasha lost all of their pride and screamed like little girls. "How the hell can they run like this?" Inu Yasha screamed at Miroku.
"I don't know! I didn't know they COULD run!"
"OF COURSE WE CAN RUN!" Sango yelled from behind. "I'M A FUCKING DEMON HUNTER!"
"AND I'VE GOT AN ANNOYING, HYPER-ACTIVE LITTLE BROTHER TO DEAL WITH! SO THERE!" Kagome had joined into the yelling.
"What is going on out here?" An old man stepped out of a room.
"WATCH OUT MYOGA!" Inu Yasha bellowed. Too late. The old man was knocked to the ground. "SORRY!" The demon called back, and Miroku added his 'sorry' too.
Kagome and Sango stopped to help Myoga up. "We're so sorry!" Kagome apologized.
Myoga shook his head. "Go beat them up." Was all he said before going back into his room.
"I like that guy." Kagome commented before she and Sango took off again.
"Damn!" Miroku cursed. "They're after us again! We need to hide!"
Inu Yasha grabbed the monk by his sleeve into a nearby room. He slammed the door, and they propped furniture against it. They were in one of the many dining halls.
"Phew!" Miroku sighed, leaning against a wall.
Someone pounded at the door. "Let us in damn it!" Sango yelled.
"Do you think we're crazy?" Miroku yelled back.
"Yes." That was Kagome. "You're all crazy. I swear."
Sango giggled. "I may be crazy, but crazy people are dangerous."
"Yes they are. And so are people with mallets."
"Ack!" Inu Yasha ran up to the door and shouted through. "Don't use the mallet on the door! My father will kill me!"
"Then let us in!" Sango cried.
"Don't!" Miroku shouted.
"Kagome! Bash the door in!" Sango growled.
"I cant..." Kagome whispered. "I don't want to damage Lord Tetsusaiga's property." Sango growled in frustration. "But I CAN damage a certain demon and perverted priest if they don't open the door immediately!" Kagome added.
"Hehe. I could use my boomerang... but your right. We cant damage what isn't ours." Sango sighed.
"Wait... so what you're saying is that you can damage us because we are yours?" Miroku asked from the other side of the door.
"What? NO!"
"Miroku! Don't make it any worse than it already is!" Inu Yasha shouted desperately. "Sango, Kagome, will you let me live if I give you Miroku?"
"WHAT? TRAITOR!" Miroku screamed.
Sango and Kagome were debating whether to take up his offer or not.
"Well, I have to get those crazy girls off my case somehow?" They heard Inu Yasha scream back in the background.
The two girls made up their minds with that comment. "No."
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Fifteen minutes later, Miroku and Inu Yasha heard nothing outside. "Do you think they're gone?" Miroku whispered.
"I don't know. Either they are gone, or they aren't making any movements for my ears to detect." Inu Yasha whispered back. The two decided they would wait five more minutes before checking.
Suddenly a door in the back of the room crashed open. Inu Yasha and Miroku screamed in horror.
"HA!" Sango shouted. "There are more than one way to enter a room in this place! Guess you forgot about that, huh?"
The two men were pulling furniture away from the door as fast as they could, while the two girls ran through the huge room, ready to strike with their weapons. Finally the door was free, and the demon and the monk ran for their lives.
The chase lasted another minute or so through the halls, when Inu Yasha stopped. "Why are we running?" He asked his friend.
"Because there are two insane women trying to kill us... duh." Miroku answered, trying to pull his friend in the opposite direction of the 'insane women'.
"But I'm a demon, and you're a priest. They cant hurt us!" Inu Yasha shouted triumphantly.
"Yea..." Miroku mused. "Lets go!"
Inu Yasha and Miroku turned and were running towards the girls. Sango and Kagome, who had heard the whole thing, both turned and ran.
"This is NOT how its supposed to turn out!" Sango shouted.
"Why does he have to be a demon?" Kagome shouted back.
"What is going on?" A large man stepped out of a room and stood in front of the two.
Kagome and Sango skidded to a halt. "L... Lord Tetsusaiga!" Sango choked out.
"I'm so sorry!" Kagome said in shock. The man looked at her.
"Who are you?"
"Kagome Higurashi. Lord Higurashi's daughter..." Kagome stuttered.
"Ah yes, the one I set up on a date with Inu Yasha. But that doesn't explain why you are running and screaming in the middle of the night in the halls of my castle."
"Well, you see, Inu Yasha and Miroku were chasing us..." Kagome turned pleading eyes on the Lord.
Inu Yasha and Miroku arrived, and stopped dead in their tracks when they saw who Kagome and Sango were talking to.
"Inu Yasha! Miroku!" Lord Tetsusaiga said sternly. "These two tell me that you have been chasing them around for the past hour! That is NOT how you treat Lady's!"
"But... but..." Inu Yasha started.
"But nothing! Tomorrow you and Miroku will have an all day lesson on manners! Then after that you will clean out the stables!" With that, the Lord turned and walked back into his room.
Inu Yasha and Miroku stood there dumbly. Sango and Kagome couldn't hold in their giggles any longer. They burst out laughing.
"What are you laughing about?" Inu Yasha growled.
"You!" Kagome laughed even harder, and Sango joined her.
Inu Yasha and Miroku walked away, mumbling something about revenge. But Kagome and Sango were too busy laughing to hear the two men's plans.
"Whew!" Sango grinned and wiped a tear from her eye. "I guess we should be going to bed now."
Kagome nodded in agreement, realizing how tired she was. "Urgh. We should kill them just for making us waste our sleeping time." She yawned. "Tomorrow."
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Hehehehehe. Ok this chapter is kinda... pointless... and sorry it took me a while to get it out. I haven't been in the writing mood lately, cause I'm trying to write a script for a play, and deal with TONS of homework. And remember, Lady Red needs reviews to continue living, breathing and writing. Till next time!
~Lady Red