I'm back again! Instead of doing my English and history essay's, I've
decided to write another chapter. I need sugar... or caffeine... or
something. Caffeine and sugar help me write. Urgh. I haven't been getting
many reviews... *sniff sniff* I guess I just got spoiled since my first fic
got over 100. ah well, enough whining, onto the ficcie!
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Chapter 7- Good God this is boring
Inu Yasha and Miroku sat in a large brown room. They weren't paying attention to what Myoga was saying (something about how to treat women) Inu Yasha was planning revenge and Miroku sometimes added helpful suggestions (when he wasn't making perverted ones)
"When you come to a door, you open it for the lady..." Myoga kept talking, and talking, and talking.
"Good God, this is boring!" Miroku whispered to his friend, who nodded in agreement.
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"Wow, this is boring." Kagome muttered to Sango. The two girls were crouched down by the door to the lessons room.
"I almost feel bad for them." Sango whispered.
"Almost."
"That being the keyword." The two giggled.
Too bad Inu Yasha has demon hearing. "Myoga, can I be excused for a moment?" Inu Yasha said quietly, so the two by the door couldn't hear.
"Well, fine." Myoga rolled his eyes. Inu Yasha got up, and slowly crept to the door. Not being able to see inside, the two girls didn't know what was happening until...
"AHA!" Inu Yasha cried as he swung the doors open.
"EEP!" The two girls squeaked. They tried to run, but the demon caught each by the back of their dresses.
"Myoga, spying is not Lady-like behavior, is it?" Inu Yasha asked.
"No, it isn't. I suppose I will have to give those two lessons as well." He sighed, and went back to talking.
Sango and Kagome now sat sullenly on one of the couches, Inu Yasha and Miroku sitting triumphantly next to them. A half hour went by.
"Hey." Inu Yasha whispered. Myoga was too caught up in his talking to hear.
"What?" Kagome whispered angrily.
"Lets get out of here."
"How?" Sango asked, eager to get away from the lessons.
"We'll just sneak out." Miroku said. "Myoga is turned around half of the time. We can sneak."
The four nodded, and waited till Myoga had turned around and gone off onto one of his speeches. Kagome and Sango stood up. Unfortunately, their skirts brushed against everything. Inu Yasha rolled his eyes, and Miroku gave a lecherous grin. The two picked the girls up, and carried them out the door.
When they were outside... "Why did you do that?" Kagome asked indignantly.
"Because you would have made too much noise if you had walked." Inu Yasha replied. "Just be thankful that we're out of there..."
"You can put me down now."
"I'd like to carry you for a while..."
"Miroku! Put me down!" Miroku sighed, but put Sango down.
"What now?" Kagome asked.
"Well, we need to get out of the castle, before Myoga finds out and tells my father... Then we're in big trouble."
"Well, you have that forest out behind the castle, lets go there." Kagome suggested.
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"And now, we will move on to good dining behavior!" Myoga turned around to find his students gone. He shook his head. "Inu Yasha and Miroku... how many times will you pull that one on me? I always fall for it."
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The four temporary runaways sat in a large field. After trudging through the forest, it was good to take a rest. Kagome sighed as she felt the soft grass beneath her. Sango and Miroku were off on the other side of the meadow, doing God-knows-what. It was just her and Inu Yasha.
She snuggled up against the demon, who had his arms wrapped around her waist. "So you forgive me, right?" He asked.
"I don't know..." She trailed off playfully.
"What? You don't know?" He picked a nearby flower and held it in front of her.
"Ooh! For me?" She gasped and took the beautiful plant.
"Who else would it be for?" The demon asked. Kagome just gave him a weird look, and then continued on with smelling the flower.
"I wonder what Sa..."
*SLAP* "MIROKU! HENTAI!" They heard from across the field.
"ngo and Miroku are doing..." Kagome finished.
"I don't think we want to know."
"Sounds like Miroku's trying to grope her again."
"Yea."
"Why don't you ever try to grope me?"
"WHAT?!?!" Inu Yasha yelled, and Kagome giggled at him.
"I was kidding!" She giggled some more.
"Bitch." Inu Yasha seethed. She just giggled more. "Shut up." More giggling.
Inu Yasha pushed Kagome onto her back. "What..." Kagome had stopped giggling.
"Shut up, bitch." Inu Yasha growled, and started kissing her.
"Would you stop calling me bitch?" Kagome asked when he had let her take a breath.
"Fine. Wench." He leaned down to kiss her some more, but she rolled away from him.
"Wench isn't any better, ya know."
"Who said you could get away from me?"
Kagome gave a little scream as Inu Yasha pounced on her, smothering her with kisses.
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Sango walked moodily over towards Inu Yasha and Kagome, a much bruised Miroku following. They stumbled upon their friends on the ground. Inu Yasha was kissing Kagome's neck, and she was playing with his ears. Both had their eyes closed.
Sango blushed, and Miroku grinned. "Way to go lover boy!" He cried.
The two on the ground jumped. Inu Yasha hastily got off Kagome, and she sat up, blushing furiously.
"Hentai." Inu Yasha growled and swiped at Miroku.
"Hey! Watch it! It was Sango's idea to come ov... Hey! I said watch it!" Miroku dodged another one of the demons swipes. "Kagome! Help!"
"Inu Yasha, stop." Kagome said sternly. He obeyed.
The four sat in a circle, talking until it started to get dark. "Damn!" Inu Yasha said. "Its getting dark."
"We should go back." Kagome started.
"No way. It's too dark in the woods for us humans." Miroku said. "Plus, we're already in enough trouble, why not spend the night out here."
Sango gave him a distrusting look. "I'll only stay out here if you promise..."
"Not to grope you. I know, and I wont." Miroku said honestly.
"Well, I am really tired, and I don't wanna hike back... fine, lets stay here." Kagome said decisively. Inu Yasha agreed.
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Urgh. I need to write those two essays now. Remember, reviews help me live, and write faster! Till next time!
~Lady Red
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Chapter 7- Good God this is boring
Inu Yasha and Miroku sat in a large brown room. They weren't paying attention to what Myoga was saying (something about how to treat women) Inu Yasha was planning revenge and Miroku sometimes added helpful suggestions (when he wasn't making perverted ones)
"When you come to a door, you open it for the lady..." Myoga kept talking, and talking, and talking.
"Good God, this is boring!" Miroku whispered to his friend, who nodded in agreement.
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"Wow, this is boring." Kagome muttered to Sango. The two girls were crouched down by the door to the lessons room.
"I almost feel bad for them." Sango whispered.
"Almost."
"That being the keyword." The two giggled.
Too bad Inu Yasha has demon hearing. "Myoga, can I be excused for a moment?" Inu Yasha said quietly, so the two by the door couldn't hear.
"Well, fine." Myoga rolled his eyes. Inu Yasha got up, and slowly crept to the door. Not being able to see inside, the two girls didn't know what was happening until...
"AHA!" Inu Yasha cried as he swung the doors open.
"EEP!" The two girls squeaked. They tried to run, but the demon caught each by the back of their dresses.
"Myoga, spying is not Lady-like behavior, is it?" Inu Yasha asked.
"No, it isn't. I suppose I will have to give those two lessons as well." He sighed, and went back to talking.
Sango and Kagome now sat sullenly on one of the couches, Inu Yasha and Miroku sitting triumphantly next to them. A half hour went by.
"Hey." Inu Yasha whispered. Myoga was too caught up in his talking to hear.
"What?" Kagome whispered angrily.
"Lets get out of here."
"How?" Sango asked, eager to get away from the lessons.
"We'll just sneak out." Miroku said. "Myoga is turned around half of the time. We can sneak."
The four nodded, and waited till Myoga had turned around and gone off onto one of his speeches. Kagome and Sango stood up. Unfortunately, their skirts brushed against everything. Inu Yasha rolled his eyes, and Miroku gave a lecherous grin. The two picked the girls up, and carried them out the door.
When they were outside... "Why did you do that?" Kagome asked indignantly.
"Because you would have made too much noise if you had walked." Inu Yasha replied. "Just be thankful that we're out of there..."
"You can put me down now."
"I'd like to carry you for a while..."
"Miroku! Put me down!" Miroku sighed, but put Sango down.
"What now?" Kagome asked.
"Well, we need to get out of the castle, before Myoga finds out and tells my father... Then we're in big trouble."
"Well, you have that forest out behind the castle, lets go there." Kagome suggested.
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"And now, we will move on to good dining behavior!" Myoga turned around to find his students gone. He shook his head. "Inu Yasha and Miroku... how many times will you pull that one on me? I always fall for it."
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The four temporary runaways sat in a large field. After trudging through the forest, it was good to take a rest. Kagome sighed as she felt the soft grass beneath her. Sango and Miroku were off on the other side of the meadow, doing God-knows-what. It was just her and Inu Yasha.
She snuggled up against the demon, who had his arms wrapped around her waist. "So you forgive me, right?" He asked.
"I don't know..." She trailed off playfully.
"What? You don't know?" He picked a nearby flower and held it in front of her.
"Ooh! For me?" She gasped and took the beautiful plant.
"Who else would it be for?" The demon asked. Kagome just gave him a weird look, and then continued on with smelling the flower.
"I wonder what Sa..."
*SLAP* "MIROKU! HENTAI!" They heard from across the field.
"ngo and Miroku are doing..." Kagome finished.
"I don't think we want to know."
"Sounds like Miroku's trying to grope her again."
"Yea."
"Why don't you ever try to grope me?"
"WHAT?!?!" Inu Yasha yelled, and Kagome giggled at him.
"I was kidding!" She giggled some more.
"Bitch." Inu Yasha seethed. She just giggled more. "Shut up." More giggling.
Inu Yasha pushed Kagome onto her back. "What..." Kagome had stopped giggling.
"Shut up, bitch." Inu Yasha growled, and started kissing her.
"Would you stop calling me bitch?" Kagome asked when he had let her take a breath.
"Fine. Wench." He leaned down to kiss her some more, but she rolled away from him.
"Wench isn't any better, ya know."
"Who said you could get away from me?"
Kagome gave a little scream as Inu Yasha pounced on her, smothering her with kisses.
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Sango walked moodily over towards Inu Yasha and Kagome, a much bruised Miroku following. They stumbled upon their friends on the ground. Inu Yasha was kissing Kagome's neck, and she was playing with his ears. Both had their eyes closed.
Sango blushed, and Miroku grinned. "Way to go lover boy!" He cried.
The two on the ground jumped. Inu Yasha hastily got off Kagome, and she sat up, blushing furiously.
"Hentai." Inu Yasha growled and swiped at Miroku.
"Hey! Watch it! It was Sango's idea to come ov... Hey! I said watch it!" Miroku dodged another one of the demons swipes. "Kagome! Help!"
"Inu Yasha, stop." Kagome said sternly. He obeyed.
The four sat in a circle, talking until it started to get dark. "Damn!" Inu Yasha said. "Its getting dark."
"We should go back." Kagome started.
"No way. It's too dark in the woods for us humans." Miroku said. "Plus, we're already in enough trouble, why not spend the night out here."
Sango gave him a distrusting look. "I'll only stay out here if you promise..."
"Not to grope you. I know, and I wont." Miroku said honestly.
"Well, I am really tired, and I don't wanna hike back... fine, lets stay here." Kagome said decisively. Inu Yasha agreed.
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Urgh. I need to write those two essays now. Remember, reviews help me live, and write faster! Till next time!
~Lady Red