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Angellove: I will will will write write write more more! Thanx thanx thanx!

Spazz angel: Thanks for reviewing! I'll try to find a way to incorporate bananas in the story just for you!

Marinekitty14: I'm glad you think its funny! Tell all your friends!

Myuu/Kyuu: I love them all too! Be prepared for more wacky characters! (Although Hermione seems pretty in character to me)! Remember our deal, I wrote another chappy you owe me a review!

Clam Chowder: I'll try to put Rowling in here sometime; it'll prolly be near the end though! Thanks!

Disclaimer: You know the drill; none of this is mine, except for some strange personality quirks! ;)

To the fic!

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Chapter 4

Harry sat in his room contemplating what to write. He decided to write some of what he would consider the perfect life. But he changed his mind since he figured no one would want to read about him swimming in a gigantic swimming pool of chocolate. So he wrote only a little of the perfect life in.

Chapter 4:

Surprise, Surprise

As Harry sat down with the Weasleys for dinner he couldn't help but notice Percy was missing. As if she read his mind Mrs. Weasley (I mean Molly!) yelled shrilly for Percy to come down and eat. "Honestly," she huffed, "that boy never listens anymore." Could Harry's ears be deceiving him? Did she just say that PERCY never listens? With a loud pop Percy apparated downstairs, but he didn't look like the Percy that Harry knew. Percy was clothed head to toe in dragon hide, had on a side ways visor, and had on lots of jewelry. Harry made a mental note to give that muggle candy to someone else seeing that Percy was well…buff now. Harry silently reassured himself that Percy was nowhere as buff as him.

"I'm sorry momma, I never meant to hurt you…" began Percy.

"Percy! For at least Harry's sake learn a new song!" shouted Molly, "and take of that ridiculous jewelry!"

"You mean my 'bling bling'?" asked Percy disbelievingly, "This goes with me everywhere!" He then proceeded to kissing all of his diamond-encrusted medallions.

"He wears more jewelry than I do," snickered Ginny. Harry sighed, Ginny was the only Weasley that hadn't seemed to change much. She still didn't have much of a personality.

Harry reflected on this for a moment. Ginny did too have a personality. Why he remembered the time she…giggled? No…blushed? No…never mind. It was useless he decided, so he continued to write.

Molly had made quite an array of exotic dishes. Exotic meaning that no one wanted to eat them. Harry, Ron, and Hermione soon excused themselves and ventured to Ron's room. Four walls of his room were orange; the final wall was bearing a life-size mural of the Chudley Cannons. Harry also noticed a car-sized cage for Ron's minute owl Pigwigdeon. Why an owl that tiny needed a cage that big was more than Harry could fathom.

"Would you like a banana?" [A/N There you go Spazz angel!] questioned Ron who was now wearing a bright yellow outfit with a new hat complete a with a green feather. Harry was too busy trying to regain his eyesight from the temporary blindness he was experiencing with Ron's new outfit. "What's wrong? Never seen an ensemble like this before? I got this at Abercrombie and Witch!" growled Ron with increasing anger. "Err-Ron?" said Hermione gingerly, "A little more ESPN and a little less E!" Ron simply stared at her because once again he had no idea what she was talking about.

Harry grinned. This happened a lot. He remembered one time when Hermione signed Ron and him up for try-outs for a production of Grease. Poor Ron had no idea that Grease was merely a title. Right before the production he jumped into a tub of actual grease to prepare for his role.

Ron merely looked at Hermione and quivered his bottom lip. Within seconds Hermione was sitting on his lap and trying to coax him into forgiving her for being so mean. Ron looked at Harry and mouthed 'I'm quite the pimple!" Harry simply gave Ron the thumbs-up and made another mental note to buy Ron a dictionary for Christmas. That and "Muggle Computers and Other Useless Stuff for Magic Dummies".

Harry's thoughts were soon interrupted by Molly's loud screaming of "Harry! Come quick!" Harry raced down the stairs as Molly was frantically checking herself in the mirror.

"What's wrong?" he asked almost out of breath.

"I just want to make sure I look good for our visitor." she smiled, "That Sirius Black is quite the fox." Harry's jaw dropped as he looked out the window and saw his godfather standing outside the door.

Harry was very pleased with himself for putting Sirius in the story. Now he could rest easy and daydream about that chocolate swimming pool until the next chapter was due.

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Sorry that was so short! I have kind of a case of writer's block! I'm not that happy with this chapter! The song "Cleaning Out my Closet" belongs to Eminem, the saying "A little more ESPN and a little less E!" belongs to "Friends", and the Dummy books belong to whoever writes them!

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