Thanks for reviewing everybody! I'm not sure how funny this chapter will be since I've got a splitting headache (where's Madam Pomfrey when you need her?) and I have a bit of writer's block! I'm going to answer some reviews now!

Clam Chowder: My family makes some pretty gross stuff too, I don't know how I update so fast either, and I guess it's just something to do! I think that Pimpin' Percy is one of my favorite characters right now!

CutieCrookshanks: Thanx! I wasn't sure if this story was doing that well in the later chapters! I guess I was wrong!

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Chapter 5

Harry Potter was busily admiring his reflection in the mirror. He wanted to try out that new pout he saw on the cover of Vogue. Hedwig's incessant squawking brought him back to reality and he soon realized he had another chapter to finish.

Chapter 5

Diagon Alley

Harry flung the door opened and was heartily greeted by his favorite godfather (his only godfather in fact) Sirius Black. "Sirius!" sputtered Harry, "I thought you were on the run!"

"Not anymore Harry me boy," chuckled Sirius while eyeing a very red Molly Weasley. "Now where's Crookshanks? I've got a present for him." No sooner than he was mentioned Crookshanks bounded down the stairs and looked at Sirius expectantly. Sirius pulled a thin, weak-looking rat out of his pocket and tossed it to the cat.

"Is that…" Harry trailed off.

"The one and only," boomed Sirius triumphantly, "Ol' Petey boy made the mistake of scurrying into one of the caves I was hiding out in. I took him to the ministry and everything was straightened out!"

"Why isn't he in Azkaban then?" asked Harry while furrowing his perfectly tweezed brow.

" I told them that I had a far worse punishment in mind," said Sirius devilishly, and then after seeing Harry's worried look he hastily added "Don't worry, he can't transform." Harry was greatly relieved and excited when Sirius told him to get his friends, because they were going on a trip to Diagon Alley! He told Harry to mention that Molly was invited to (insert roughish wink) yet Harry made it a point that she not find that out. It took them a little while to get ready seeing that Ron and Hermione were well…busy. But in no time at all they were on their way.

While they were at Diagon Alley they pretty much went their separate ways. Ron went to Madame Malkins to buy some new dress robes in lime green (lime is the new orange he had stated). Hermione went to Flourish and Blotts and soon exited with what seemed like half the store slung over her back. She had very generously bought a book for Harry and Ron, yet Harry wasn't that happy with it. The book was titled "How To Live Life Knowing That Your Best Friend Is Way Smarter Than You." by Ima Genius. Ron however was very interested in his book aptly titled "How to Hog the Spotlight From Your Famous Friend." by A. Winner. Harry was suddenly aware that Sirius was nowhere to be found. He panicked, which mostly consisted of running around in circles and waving his arms around in the air. Sirius who was sitting at the table next to Harry's merely snapped his fingers and Harry calmed down. Even though Harry had calmed down when Sirius snapped his fingers the hordes of girls around him had not. "Harry, one day I'll teach you all the tricks of the trade," said Sirius with charm dripping off his every word. Practically every girl in Diagon Alley had fainted. Hermione hadn't though, she was too busy giggling and winking at somebody to notice Sirius. Harry looked over to see who it was and fell off his chair when he realized it was Draco Malfoy.

"Well, well, if it isn't Potty and the Weasel" he drawled.

"Gees Malfoy, that's all you ever do, drawl and sneer, drawl and sneer," said Ron rather defensively. "Here, you left these when you moved out" he added while tossing a bright purple pair of boxers at Malfoy.

"I do more than sneer," said Draco with his eyes narrowing, "I also snarl." With that he flounced away into Diagon Alley's newest installment, "Ferret World."

Harry was very happy with what he had done to Draco. He knew that Draco could stand to be taken down a notch. A whole lot of notches in fact. He was already getting ideas for the next chapter of his life…

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This is not a very funny chappy. Sorry folks. It's really short too. Once again my head is killing me. Do not fear though for I have some new ideas! Can anyone say "Oliver Wood returns"???? I had a feeling you'd like that! PLEASE REVIEW! Vogue belongs to Vogue not me.