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Chapter Seven

Harry Potter, The Boy Who Snored, awoke from his restless sleep. He had way too many ideas for sleep! "Who needs sleep anyway, when you have coffee!?" thought Harry gleefully too himself as he poured a fresh cup out of his 20 cup coffee maker. He had a wee bit of trouble when he first started typing. His fingers kept shaking from all the coffee. He eventually got started.

Chapter Seven:

A Few Minor Changes

"There are going to be quite a few changes around the school this year due to some circumstances," declared Dumbledore rather uncomfortably. "For one, we will be having triple home-ec with Professor Snape." Harry and Ron glanced nervously at each other. Home-ec? What happened to potions? Dumbledore ignored all the murmurs throughout the crowd and continued, "We have recently discovered that He-Who-Has-An-Exhaustingly-Long-Name has a weakness for a mean batch of chocolate chip cookies. Whichever house produces the best batch will receive 100 points, courtesy of Professor Snape." He gestured toward Snape who had gone unnoticed until now. He simply scowled, obviously unhappy with his new position, yet even more unhappy about the uniform that went with it. His normal black robes had been replaced with bright pink ones with "I Heart Cookies" emblazoned upon the front. Worse yet he had been forced to wash his hair, which turned out to be bouncy and curly without all the grease weighing it

down.

Harry started cracking up. Not even Snape deserved this kind of punishment! Wait; on second thought he did deserve it.

This sent Ron and Harry in to fits of laughter, much to the disapproving look on Hermione's face. She narrowed her eyes and flashed her large prefect's badge at them. The badge had become considerably larger in order to make room for the letters S.P.E.W. Dumbledore once again cleared his throat and continued talking, "There will also be a required dance class since resources reveal that the Deatheaters engage in weekly dance-offs. The best dancer will infiltrate the meetings with the cookies in hand. This class will be taught by an old Hogwarts student, Percy Weasley!"

Percy stood up a started break dancing to "Without Me". "All my dawgs," began Percy, "Percy is such a square name so I want all of you to call me P. Weezy? Got that straight my hommies?" The Great Hall had never been so silent. The only sounds heard were the noise of the crickets chirping. Ms. Norris eating them soon cut that noise short.

"I only have one more announcement," smiled Dumbledore with his eyes twinkling, "We have two more old students joining us. Please welcome the new Grffyndor Quidditch coaches, Oliver Wood and Sirius Black!" The whole female population of Hogwarts fainted as both men stood up, winked, and sat back down. "You may return to your houses now," finished Dumbledore.

"The password is 'Slimfast' in honor of the Fat Lady's miraculous weight loss" stated Hermione while gesturing to the now skinny fat lady. As Harry gazed at the outfit the lady was wearing in the picture. He was strangely reminded of Molly Weasley. He shrugged off the memory and sat down in front of the fire with Hermione and Ron. They were having a heated discussion about whether the Grffyndor colors were more maroon or more scarlet. Those two fought over just about anything. Harry was sure that they were having a secret relationship and the fighting was just to cover it up. Ron wasn't that slick in the secrets department anyway. He was always fumbling his words when he said he had to see Hermione for…something.

"Oh well," sighed Harry. He wanted to go to sleep and let the memory of Snape in pink robes settle until tomorrow's lessons. This was going to be a great year all right. Little did Harry know that there were even more surprises hidden around the corner.

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Sorry that was so short! Sorry its not that funny! I'd make it longer if I got some more reviews!!!!! Without Me belongs to Eminem and Slimfast belongs to themselves. Okay?

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