Disclaimer: I don't own LoD or anything in the next fic. . . but maybe I do
and I don't know it. . .
Hi im baaaaaaaaaaaack. IM NOT DEAD ::crowd hisses:: I hope everyone remembers me ( $10 says none of you do) This is another Christmas fic. You should know it contains the following: Me Insane people Insulting humor(deadheads beware)
Hope everyone likes it. . .
Another Christmas Idiot
Kee is in school chained up listening to his teacher lecture
Mr. Moran: Now lets get back to page 1035812409710847 where the British won the American Revolution and discovered cheese
Kee: ::Drawing demonic clowns killing people::
Mr. Moran: KEE!!!! PAY ATTENTION OR YOU'LL NEVER LEARN WHY THEY INVENTED TELEMARKETERS!!!!
Kee: Why do we need to know about that? What class is this? It's December and I still don't know!!!
The bell rings and everyone breaks the chains and runs away to winter break
Mr. Moran: He almost found out about the government conspiracy ::takes out a Kee voodoo and kicks it
Later when Kee is sitting on the bus
Kee: OW!! WHO KICKED ME IN MY ASS!!
Light giggles start as Kee gets down
Kee: STOP IT I'LL SEND YOU ALL TO CHUCK E. CHEESES!!!!
Everyone stops and sits down scared
Kee: Hmph!
Later when Kee is at home Dart and Shana are playing with dollies, Albert is reading the worlds biggest book, Haschel is on a stretcher and was carried away to the hospital, Meru is playing Mortal Kombat, Miranda and Rose are. . . somewhere, and Kongol is practicing his ballet
Kee: Im home and it's Christmas break
Everyone looks at Kee and leaves to shop
Kee: Do I smell that bad? ::sniffs armpit and passes out::
Christmas Day
The Dragoons go downstairs and see that there no presents!!! WHERE THE HELL IS SANTA!!!???
Kee: WHAT THE $#)^(@#&%@#^$%#$%@%&@#$^#$%#$#%&#$%@#$&@%^@%&@% PIG@#%&$U$!#$^^&&%*^%$#I^%*^^$PLAYDOH $#^@%&&$%#^$#&%%
Meru turns on the news
Anchor: This is Smelly McSmell and here is a special update! Angry people are making riots over Santa not coming last night. WHERE IS HE!!!???
Dart: Only one thing to do. . .
Shana: I'LL GET THE GOAT!!!!!
Dart: No not that we gotta go to the north pole and see what happened to Santa
Shana: Damn I like the goat
Goat: BAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Kongol: Where goat come from?
Albert: Im so smart yet I don't know
Kongol: You trying to call Kongol dumb!
Albert: n. . .::Kongol runs away crying::
Meru: What's his problem?
Kee: Stuff. . . now TO THE DRAGOON MOBILE
Later at the dragoon mobile
Kee: ::munching on something::
Meru: Are those my crayons?
Kee:. . . no
Meru: What are you eating?
Kee shows an object that no one knows what it is
Kee: Im not sure but its been on the floor on the car for months so I gave it a home
All: Ewwwwwww
At the North Pole
Meru: Im sooooooooo cold
Kee: Maybe you shouldve worn something besides bikini to the coldest place on Earth
Dart and Kee go in. Meru is in the car warming herself up and Shana is running in the snow naked
Dart: Wheres Santa?
Elf: Dude he like got so wasted yesterday and he's been having a major hangover since dude
Kee: These elves are all deadheads!
Dart: Lets go see Santa
Later Santa is on the bed
Dart: Santa its Dart
Santa: Not now your ruining the mood:: Puts the bong away::
Kee: YOU FORGOT CHRISTMAS YOU $#)^(@#&%@#^$%#$%@%&@#$^#$%#$#%&#$%@#$&@%^@%&@% PIG@#%&$U$!#$^^&&%*^%$#I^%*^^$PLAYDOH $#^@%&&$%#^$#&%%
Kee starts attacking Santa
Santa: OK OK I'll get to it. When you wake up tomorrow It'll totally be Christmas again and stuff
Kee: OK
So the Dragoons leave and go to sleep and in the morning. . .
Dart: THERE GIFTS!!!!
They all open gifts
Dart: I GOT THE NEW MALIBU KARBIE
Shana: I don't know what this is but its long, mechanical, and wiggles
Albert: I GOT THE WORLDS SECOND LARGEST BOOK!!!
Kongol: Kongol got tissues ::starts crying using the tissue paper:: Kongol so happy
Meru: I got a jacket NOW I CAN BE WARM
Kee: I got a SlipKnoT cd
So the Dragoons where all happy until Rose, Miranda, and Lloyd came but then a snowman fell on them.
The End
I hope you like this. If you do review please I love reviews n.n IM SO HYPER TODAY!!!!
Hi im baaaaaaaaaaaack. IM NOT DEAD ::crowd hisses:: I hope everyone remembers me ( $10 says none of you do) This is another Christmas fic. You should know it contains the following: Me Insane people Insulting humor(deadheads beware)
Hope everyone likes it. . .
Another Christmas Idiot
Kee is in school chained up listening to his teacher lecture
Mr. Moran: Now lets get back to page 1035812409710847 where the British won the American Revolution and discovered cheese
Kee: ::Drawing demonic clowns killing people::
Mr. Moran: KEE!!!! PAY ATTENTION OR YOU'LL NEVER LEARN WHY THEY INVENTED TELEMARKETERS!!!!
Kee: Why do we need to know about that? What class is this? It's December and I still don't know!!!
The bell rings and everyone breaks the chains and runs away to winter break
Mr. Moran: He almost found out about the government conspiracy ::takes out a Kee voodoo and kicks it
Later when Kee is sitting on the bus
Kee: OW!! WHO KICKED ME IN MY ASS!!
Light giggles start as Kee gets down
Kee: STOP IT I'LL SEND YOU ALL TO CHUCK E. CHEESES!!!!
Everyone stops and sits down scared
Kee: Hmph!
Later when Kee is at home Dart and Shana are playing with dollies, Albert is reading the worlds biggest book, Haschel is on a stretcher and was carried away to the hospital, Meru is playing Mortal Kombat, Miranda and Rose are. . . somewhere, and Kongol is practicing his ballet
Kee: Im home and it's Christmas break
Everyone looks at Kee and leaves to shop
Kee: Do I smell that bad? ::sniffs armpit and passes out::
Christmas Day
The Dragoons go downstairs and see that there no presents!!! WHERE THE HELL IS SANTA!!!???
Kee: WHAT THE $#)^(@#&%@#^$%#$%@%&@#$^#$%#$#%&#$%@#$&@%^@%&@% PIG@#%&$U$!#$^^&&%*^%$#I^%*^^$PLAYDOH $#^@%&&$%#^$#&%%
Meru turns on the news
Anchor: This is Smelly McSmell and here is a special update! Angry people are making riots over Santa not coming last night. WHERE IS HE!!!???
Dart: Only one thing to do. . .
Shana: I'LL GET THE GOAT!!!!!
Dart: No not that we gotta go to the north pole and see what happened to Santa
Shana: Damn I like the goat
Goat: BAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Kongol: Where goat come from?
Albert: Im so smart yet I don't know
Kongol: You trying to call Kongol dumb!
Albert: n. . .::Kongol runs away crying::
Meru: What's his problem?
Kee: Stuff. . . now TO THE DRAGOON MOBILE
Later at the dragoon mobile
Kee: ::munching on something::
Meru: Are those my crayons?
Kee:. . . no
Meru: What are you eating?
Kee shows an object that no one knows what it is
Kee: Im not sure but its been on the floor on the car for months so I gave it a home
All: Ewwwwwww
At the North Pole
Meru: Im sooooooooo cold
Kee: Maybe you shouldve worn something besides bikini to the coldest place on Earth
Dart and Kee go in. Meru is in the car warming herself up and Shana is running in the snow naked
Dart: Wheres Santa?
Elf: Dude he like got so wasted yesterday and he's been having a major hangover since dude
Kee: These elves are all deadheads!
Dart: Lets go see Santa
Later Santa is on the bed
Dart: Santa its Dart
Santa: Not now your ruining the mood:: Puts the bong away::
Kee: YOU FORGOT CHRISTMAS YOU $#)^(@#&%@#^$%#$%@%&@#$^#$%#$#%&#$%@#$&@%^@%&@% PIG@#%&$U$!#$^^&&%*^%$#I^%*^^$PLAYDOH $#^@%&&$%#^$#&%%
Kee starts attacking Santa
Santa: OK OK I'll get to it. When you wake up tomorrow It'll totally be Christmas again and stuff
Kee: OK
So the Dragoons leave and go to sleep and in the morning. . .
Dart: THERE GIFTS!!!!
They all open gifts
Dart: I GOT THE NEW MALIBU KARBIE
Shana: I don't know what this is but its long, mechanical, and wiggles
Albert: I GOT THE WORLDS SECOND LARGEST BOOK!!!
Kongol: Kongol got tissues ::starts crying using the tissue paper:: Kongol so happy
Meru: I got a jacket NOW I CAN BE WARM
Kee: I got a SlipKnoT cd
So the Dragoons where all happy until Rose, Miranda, and Lloyd came but then a snowman fell on them.
The End
I hope you like this. If you do review please I love reviews n.n IM SO HYPER TODAY!!!!