Yamicat: here I am again with more Yu-gi-oh Jeopardy and (hopefully) more
humor. Just so you know, I've revised the categories to Call Me Crazy,
Advice From Your Adversary, Fill in the Blanks, Who Am I, Random Facts
(that have nothing to do with anything), and Great Ancient Civilizations.
Yami: YAY!
YC: -.- anyway, one other minor note: I'm going to play two rounds just like regular Jeopardy, but with only $500 per category in each round. If your ideas didn't appear in this round, they might in the next so be patient! I have just finished explaining the rules of the game to Yami and Pegasus (sorry TD if I don't call him Young Pegasus all the time) so let's play Yu-gi-oh Jeopardy!
*Applause*
YC: oh yeah! And I'd also like to introduce Tatooinedweller and Lizzy9046 who will be helping me with the show but for now will just sit quietly in the audience, *eyes them suspiciously* right guys?
TD and Lizzy: *try to look innocent* right!
YC: please understand though, that I can't have too many other people in the fic 'cause it'll be hard to keep track of you all! If you ask though, you can at least sit in the audience and perhaps do more later if you send me something you want to do in the fic,,,anyway, let's play!
*More gracious applause*
YC: Seto, you get to pick a category.
Seto: Call Me Crazy for $400.
YC: (reading) "I may be just a kid, but Teddy thinks I can win!"
Seto: shoot I wasn't in that episode!
Young Pegasus: neither was I.
Yami: I wasn't in it either, but what the heck! *Presses buzzer* I'll get it right 'cause I believe in the Heart of the C- oh wait; this isn't a card game is it? Shoot I've got nothing to trust in! But I must trust in something! I trust in the Heart of the uh the uh,,,
Weevil: buzzer!
Yami: right, right the Heart of the Buzzer!
Lizzy: but that won't work!
Yami: then what am I supposed to trust in? *Wrings hands*
Rebecca: (from the audience) Yourself you idiot!
Yami: but I've never done that before!
Rebecca: but you've gotta trust in something! Right Teddy?
Yami: wait, Teddy? *Light bulb appears over Yami's multicolored hair* hey kid! What's your name?
Rebecca: how could you NOT know? It's Rebecca, loser!
Yami: ok then, Rebecca! The answer is Rebecca!
Crye: (dreamily) don't forget to put your answer in question form Yami,,,
Yami: Oh right! Who is Rebecca!
YC: um, Yami?
Yami: I GOT IT RIGHT DIDN'T I! YAY! *Celebrates*
YC: Yami?
Yami: *dances around podium thingy*
YC: YAMI!
Yami: what?
YC: you got the answer correct but
Yami: (warily) but what? Is there some fiendish rule you haven't told me about?
YC: well.your time ran out before you even said the answer
Yami: WHAT??????????????? *Negative $400 appears on Yami's scoreboard*
Seto: that's the way the cookie crumbles, fuzz head
Yami: GRRR.
YC: Oooookay on with the game before someone gets hurt! Seto, it's back to you.
Seto: Fill in the Blanks for $300
YC: *reading, doing her best Mokuba impression* Help (blank) brother!
Yami: *grins* what is snobby! *Knows it's not the right answer but he wants to get back at Seto*
YC: -.- *Negative $700 appears on Yami's scoreboard*
Young Pegasus: what is stubborn! *In the same boat as Yami*
YC: *shakes head as negative $300 appears on Pegasus' scoreboard*
Seto: *through clenched teeth* what is BIG!
Yami: *can't resist* YOU'RE EGO!!!
YC: *shoots a death glare at Yami* that is correct Seto *beams*
Seto: *$300 appears on his scoreboard* HA! I have more points than you!
YP/Yami: humph
YC: Seto, it's still your turn!
Seto: Random Facts for $500
YC: (reading) He is the main character of Star Wars (A/N: I DON'T OWN STAR WARS EITHER!)
Luke Skywalker: *sits up proudly in the audience. Fangirls around him swoon*
Yami: *presses the buzzer before Seto can* who is Captain,,,
*All Star Wars fans in the audience (including Tatooinedweller) flinch and draw light- sabers*
Yami: ,,,Kirk? (He's the captain guy in Star Trek *cringe* for those of you wondering) *Negative $1200 appears on his scoreboard*
YC: *flinches and clenches fists but manages to stay on the podium thingy*
*All Star Wars fans in the audience jump up and start pounding Yami relentlessly with mallets. Some swing their light-sabers under his nose as if to threaten him*
YC: *lets fifteen minutes go by without doing anything so Yami can get a good pounding* ok you should probably stop before you kill him,,,
Random Star Wars fan: that's what we're TRYING to do! *Pounds Yami with her mallet extra hard*
Yugi: *in tears* s-s-spirit! *Crowd of Yugi fans hand him tissues*
Seto: *laughing so hard he's crying*
YP: *slightly evil smile appears on his face*
Seto: *presses the buzzer before the time runs out* who is LUKE SKYWALKER! *$800 appears on his scoreboard*
*SW fans continue to clobber Yami*
Crye: I've had ENOUGH OF THIS! *Her half of the Millennium Star starts to glow and she creates energy balls that she throws at the SW fans to get them off Yami*
*SW fans set up force shields and keep on pounding Yami*
YC: *wants to join the fun but can't cause she's the host. Sighs* Luke? If you please,,,
Luke: *shrugs and creates a giant Force ball to throw at the SW fans*
YC: NOT THAT WAY!
Luke: oh. Sorry. *Uses The Force (^________^) to take the mallets away from the SW fans and holds them high above their heads*
YC: Crye? Could you,,,
Crye: *growls* with pleasure *banishes the mallets to the Shadow Realm*
YC: and to keep them busy,,,*uses her Millennium Star to summon a Star Trek fan*
Star Trek Fan: Hey, what am I doing here? *Looks around* DUDE! STAR TREK ROX! (You don't know how hard was for me to write that)
SW fans: *turn slowly* A TREKKY! *All SW fans summon new mallets, this time made of lead, and attack the Star Trek fan* KILL THE TREKKY!!!! KILL THE TREKKY!!!!
Star Trek Fan: YIPE! *Runs out of the studio with the SW fans hot on his tail*
Yami: X.X *moans*
Seto: *snickers*
Yugi and Crye: *run up to Yami who is lying sprawled on the ground*
Yugi: SPIRIT! Are you okay?
Crye: HE WAS POUNDED RELENTLESSLY BY A HOARD OF STAR WARS FANS! DO YOU THINK HE'S OKAY?
Yugi; *bites lip, choking back sobs* n-no
Crye: *sighs, unable to resist Yugi's cuteness* commere twerp *hugs Yugi* he'll be ok.
Yugi: *buries face in Crye's shoulder, sobbing*
Seto: *snaps a picture with a digital camera. No one notices*
Crye: *looks up at YC for help*
YC: so, heal him!
Crye: *shakes head* I can't. I used up most of my energy throwing power balls at those accursed Star Wars fans.
YC: *rolls eyes* do I have to do EVERYTHING around here?
Crye: you're the host
YC: true *walks over to Yami and puts a hand on his shoulder* wait, Crye, we can't use you to transfer your energy, you're not strong enough. So whom do we use?
Crye: *thinks it over* Yami Bakura?
YC: no, too evil
Crye: Tea?
YC: *shudders* too,,,Tea
Crye: that rules out Tristan then, too. Joey?
YC: too hungry
Crye: regular Bakura?
YC: *thinks* and risk a part of his Yami going in?
Crye: KAIBA!
YC: *raises eyebrows* his archenemy?
Crye: -.- the OTHER one!
YC: too hyper
Crye: well I'm out of ideas. YOU think of something!
Lizzy: It's OBVIOUS! Use Yugi!
YC: we could, but wouldn't that be a huge cliché?
Crye: yeah, this fic is supposed to be cliché-free, all original stuff!
YC: then whom do we use?
Crye: we don't have anyone else TO use!
YC: I guess we're left with one option then, if we want to keep our 'no cliché' policy
Crye; what?
YC: I'll have to do it.
Crye: *eyes widen* YOU? But,,,but,,,
YC: it's the only way!
Crye: Aibou, it's too dangerous! You could get seriously hurt doing something like this!
YC: I still have to
Seto: why?
YC: 'cause it says I have to in the Handbook!
Young Pegasus: what Handbook?
YC: the Authoress' Handbook of course! *Takes out a red book and flips through the pages* aha! Listen to this: (reading) "Rule 70,364: if a cast member is injured by a hoard of angry Star Wars fans, it is the authoress' duty to restore the cast member. If this rule is not followed, severe punishments will ensue!"
Young Pegasus: (interested) what are the severe punishments?
YC: (reading) "for a list of severe punishments, see page 2,984 paragraph C" *flips through the book again* (reading) "severe punishments include: 1. Banishment to Tea Land 2. Banishment to Funny Bunny Land 3. Banishment to the Shadow Realm 4. Flamage from all other authors for all fics 5. All of the above 6. All of the above and beyond Other more severe punishments may apply" *closes the book and shudders* okay peepz, I gotta do this, I am NOT being banished to Tea Land!
Tea: STOP MAKING FUN OF ME!!!!!
Crye: *banishes Tea to the Shadow Realm*
Seto: *puts a hand on YC's shoulder* be careful
Crye: that was MY line!
Drew Carey: line? Where everything's made up and the points don't matter!
Crye: how'd YOU get in here? *Shoves Drew Carey out of the fic* Aibou, don't get hurt. *Looks at her seriously* don't.
YC: I'll be careful. Now let's do this! *Puts her hand on Yami's shoulder and closes her eyes as her Millennium Star starts to glow. A string of pure power flows from YC through the Star into Yami. Yami's eyelids flutter and YC breaks the power-link between them and tries to stand up but collapses, weakened greatly from the energy loss*
Seto: *catches YC before she hits the ground*
Yami: *yawns and stretches* what'd I miss? *Sees Yugi* hi little one! *Hugs Yugi*
Yugi: spirit! You're all right! *Hugs back*
Yami: *Sees YC, unconscious in Seto's arms* does this mean we can stop the show and go home now?
Crye: NO! *Stands over YC* (concerned) Yamicat? Are you okay?
Seto: SHE JUST GAVE ALL HER POWER TO SAVE THIS LOWLIFE! *Jerks head in Yami's direction* DO YOU THINK SHE'S OKAY?
Crye: *bites lip* n-no
Yugi: whoa, daja vu!
Yami: *has no idea what just happened* umm guys? I think now would be a good time to have a chapter break. Our host is out cold, we have a Star Wars vs. Star Trek war going on outside the window, and I GOTTA GO TO THE BATHROOM! So can we break now?
Crye: I suppose you're right. *Conjures a bed out of thin air and Seto gently sets YC down on it * this is getting a little long as it is.
Yami: good. *Races off to the bathroom*
Yugi: *grabs soda and popcorn and goes over to the window to watch the SW vs. ST war*
Crye: okay *sits on the edge of the bed with a book in her hand and begins to read*
*Time passes*
Crye: *looks up as all the people reading the fic* you're still here? The chapter is over! Go on shoo! Shoo! And don't forget to review on your way out! *Gets back to her book*
Yami: YAY!
YC: -.- anyway, one other minor note: I'm going to play two rounds just like regular Jeopardy, but with only $500 per category in each round. If your ideas didn't appear in this round, they might in the next so be patient! I have just finished explaining the rules of the game to Yami and Pegasus (sorry TD if I don't call him Young Pegasus all the time) so let's play Yu-gi-oh Jeopardy!
*Applause*
YC: oh yeah! And I'd also like to introduce Tatooinedweller and Lizzy9046 who will be helping me with the show but for now will just sit quietly in the audience, *eyes them suspiciously* right guys?
TD and Lizzy: *try to look innocent* right!
YC: please understand though, that I can't have too many other people in the fic 'cause it'll be hard to keep track of you all! If you ask though, you can at least sit in the audience and perhaps do more later if you send me something you want to do in the fic,,,anyway, let's play!
*More gracious applause*
YC: Seto, you get to pick a category.
Seto: Call Me Crazy for $400.
YC: (reading) "I may be just a kid, but Teddy thinks I can win!"
Seto: shoot I wasn't in that episode!
Young Pegasus: neither was I.
Yami: I wasn't in it either, but what the heck! *Presses buzzer* I'll get it right 'cause I believe in the Heart of the C- oh wait; this isn't a card game is it? Shoot I've got nothing to trust in! But I must trust in something! I trust in the Heart of the uh the uh,,,
Weevil: buzzer!
Yami: right, right the Heart of the Buzzer!
Lizzy: but that won't work!
Yami: then what am I supposed to trust in? *Wrings hands*
Rebecca: (from the audience) Yourself you idiot!
Yami: but I've never done that before!
Rebecca: but you've gotta trust in something! Right Teddy?
Yami: wait, Teddy? *Light bulb appears over Yami's multicolored hair* hey kid! What's your name?
Rebecca: how could you NOT know? It's Rebecca, loser!
Yami: ok then, Rebecca! The answer is Rebecca!
Crye: (dreamily) don't forget to put your answer in question form Yami,,,
Yami: Oh right! Who is Rebecca!
YC: um, Yami?
Yami: I GOT IT RIGHT DIDN'T I! YAY! *Celebrates*
YC: Yami?
Yami: *dances around podium thingy*
YC: YAMI!
Yami: what?
YC: you got the answer correct but
Yami: (warily) but what? Is there some fiendish rule you haven't told me about?
YC: well.your time ran out before you even said the answer
Yami: WHAT??????????????? *Negative $400 appears on Yami's scoreboard*
Seto: that's the way the cookie crumbles, fuzz head
Yami: GRRR.
YC: Oooookay on with the game before someone gets hurt! Seto, it's back to you.
Seto: Fill in the Blanks for $300
YC: *reading, doing her best Mokuba impression* Help (blank) brother!
Yami: *grins* what is snobby! *Knows it's not the right answer but he wants to get back at Seto*
YC: -.- *Negative $700 appears on Yami's scoreboard*
Young Pegasus: what is stubborn! *In the same boat as Yami*
YC: *shakes head as negative $300 appears on Pegasus' scoreboard*
Seto: *through clenched teeth* what is BIG!
Yami: *can't resist* YOU'RE EGO!!!
YC: *shoots a death glare at Yami* that is correct Seto *beams*
Seto: *$300 appears on his scoreboard* HA! I have more points than you!
YP/Yami: humph
YC: Seto, it's still your turn!
Seto: Random Facts for $500
YC: (reading) He is the main character of Star Wars (A/N: I DON'T OWN STAR WARS EITHER!)
Luke Skywalker: *sits up proudly in the audience. Fangirls around him swoon*
Yami: *presses the buzzer before Seto can* who is Captain,,,
*All Star Wars fans in the audience (including Tatooinedweller) flinch and draw light- sabers*
Yami: ,,,Kirk? (He's the captain guy in Star Trek *cringe* for those of you wondering) *Negative $1200 appears on his scoreboard*
YC: *flinches and clenches fists but manages to stay on the podium thingy*
*All Star Wars fans in the audience jump up and start pounding Yami relentlessly with mallets. Some swing their light-sabers under his nose as if to threaten him*
YC: *lets fifteen minutes go by without doing anything so Yami can get a good pounding* ok you should probably stop before you kill him,,,
Random Star Wars fan: that's what we're TRYING to do! *Pounds Yami with her mallet extra hard*
Yugi: *in tears* s-s-spirit! *Crowd of Yugi fans hand him tissues*
Seto: *laughing so hard he's crying*
YP: *slightly evil smile appears on his face*
Seto: *presses the buzzer before the time runs out* who is LUKE SKYWALKER! *$800 appears on his scoreboard*
*SW fans continue to clobber Yami*
Crye: I've had ENOUGH OF THIS! *Her half of the Millennium Star starts to glow and she creates energy balls that she throws at the SW fans to get them off Yami*
*SW fans set up force shields and keep on pounding Yami*
YC: *wants to join the fun but can't cause she's the host. Sighs* Luke? If you please,,,
Luke: *shrugs and creates a giant Force ball to throw at the SW fans*
YC: NOT THAT WAY!
Luke: oh. Sorry. *Uses The Force (^________^) to take the mallets away from the SW fans and holds them high above their heads*
YC: Crye? Could you,,,
Crye: *growls* with pleasure *banishes the mallets to the Shadow Realm*
YC: and to keep them busy,,,*uses her Millennium Star to summon a Star Trek fan*
Star Trek Fan: Hey, what am I doing here? *Looks around* DUDE! STAR TREK ROX! (You don't know how hard was for me to write that)
SW fans: *turn slowly* A TREKKY! *All SW fans summon new mallets, this time made of lead, and attack the Star Trek fan* KILL THE TREKKY!!!! KILL THE TREKKY!!!!
Star Trek Fan: YIPE! *Runs out of the studio with the SW fans hot on his tail*
Yami: X.X *moans*
Seto: *snickers*
Yugi and Crye: *run up to Yami who is lying sprawled on the ground*
Yugi: SPIRIT! Are you okay?
Crye: HE WAS POUNDED RELENTLESSLY BY A HOARD OF STAR WARS FANS! DO YOU THINK HE'S OKAY?
Yugi; *bites lip, choking back sobs* n-no
Crye: *sighs, unable to resist Yugi's cuteness* commere twerp *hugs Yugi* he'll be ok.
Yugi: *buries face in Crye's shoulder, sobbing*
Seto: *snaps a picture with a digital camera. No one notices*
Crye: *looks up at YC for help*
YC: so, heal him!
Crye: *shakes head* I can't. I used up most of my energy throwing power balls at those accursed Star Wars fans.
YC: *rolls eyes* do I have to do EVERYTHING around here?
Crye: you're the host
YC: true *walks over to Yami and puts a hand on his shoulder* wait, Crye, we can't use you to transfer your energy, you're not strong enough. So whom do we use?
Crye: *thinks it over* Yami Bakura?
YC: no, too evil
Crye: Tea?
YC: *shudders* too,,,Tea
Crye: that rules out Tristan then, too. Joey?
YC: too hungry
Crye: regular Bakura?
YC: *thinks* and risk a part of his Yami going in?
Crye: KAIBA!
YC: *raises eyebrows* his archenemy?
Crye: -.- the OTHER one!
YC: too hyper
Crye: well I'm out of ideas. YOU think of something!
Lizzy: It's OBVIOUS! Use Yugi!
YC: we could, but wouldn't that be a huge cliché?
Crye: yeah, this fic is supposed to be cliché-free, all original stuff!
YC: then whom do we use?
Crye: we don't have anyone else TO use!
YC: I guess we're left with one option then, if we want to keep our 'no cliché' policy
Crye; what?
YC: I'll have to do it.
Crye: *eyes widen* YOU? But,,,but,,,
YC: it's the only way!
Crye: Aibou, it's too dangerous! You could get seriously hurt doing something like this!
YC: I still have to
Seto: why?
YC: 'cause it says I have to in the Handbook!
Young Pegasus: what Handbook?
YC: the Authoress' Handbook of course! *Takes out a red book and flips through the pages* aha! Listen to this: (reading) "Rule 70,364: if a cast member is injured by a hoard of angry Star Wars fans, it is the authoress' duty to restore the cast member. If this rule is not followed, severe punishments will ensue!"
Young Pegasus: (interested) what are the severe punishments?
YC: (reading) "for a list of severe punishments, see page 2,984 paragraph C" *flips through the book again* (reading) "severe punishments include: 1. Banishment to Tea Land 2. Banishment to Funny Bunny Land 3. Banishment to the Shadow Realm 4. Flamage from all other authors for all fics 5. All of the above 6. All of the above and beyond Other more severe punishments may apply" *closes the book and shudders* okay peepz, I gotta do this, I am NOT being banished to Tea Land!
Tea: STOP MAKING FUN OF ME!!!!!
Crye: *banishes Tea to the Shadow Realm*
Seto: *puts a hand on YC's shoulder* be careful
Crye: that was MY line!
Drew Carey: line? Where everything's made up and the points don't matter!
Crye: how'd YOU get in here? *Shoves Drew Carey out of the fic* Aibou, don't get hurt. *Looks at her seriously* don't.
YC: I'll be careful. Now let's do this! *Puts her hand on Yami's shoulder and closes her eyes as her Millennium Star starts to glow. A string of pure power flows from YC through the Star into Yami. Yami's eyelids flutter and YC breaks the power-link between them and tries to stand up but collapses, weakened greatly from the energy loss*
Seto: *catches YC before she hits the ground*
Yami: *yawns and stretches* what'd I miss? *Sees Yugi* hi little one! *Hugs Yugi*
Yugi: spirit! You're all right! *Hugs back*
Yami: *Sees YC, unconscious in Seto's arms* does this mean we can stop the show and go home now?
Crye: NO! *Stands over YC* (concerned) Yamicat? Are you okay?
Seto: SHE JUST GAVE ALL HER POWER TO SAVE THIS LOWLIFE! *Jerks head in Yami's direction* DO YOU THINK SHE'S OKAY?
Crye: *bites lip* n-no
Yugi: whoa, daja vu!
Yami: *has no idea what just happened* umm guys? I think now would be a good time to have a chapter break. Our host is out cold, we have a Star Wars vs. Star Trek war going on outside the window, and I GOTTA GO TO THE BATHROOM! So can we break now?
Crye: I suppose you're right. *Conjures a bed out of thin air and Seto gently sets YC down on it * this is getting a little long as it is.
Yami: good. *Races off to the bathroom*
Yugi: *grabs soda and popcorn and goes over to the window to watch the SW vs. ST war*
Crye: okay *sits on the edge of the bed with a book in her hand and begins to read*
*Time passes*
Crye: *looks up as all the people reading the fic* you're still here? The chapter is over! Go on shoo! Shoo! And don't forget to review on your way out! *Gets back to her book*