A/N: Hey everybody, sorry it took me so long to update but I was concerned about my other story, A Vegeta Fic. If you like this story then you should tell me in a review and then check out A Vegeta Fic. Plz R&R both stories if you read them.

DISCLAIMER: Hey, guess what? I don't own DBZ! Isn't that amazing? I didn't think so either. Hey what are you doing reading this read my story already! Geez!

ANOTHER A/N: I forgot, " (quote) means that someone is talking. * (whatever you want to call it cause I have no idea) means someone is thinking or talking to their self. Okay, now you can read my story!

*Chapter 2*

*Episode 2*

**YET ANOTHER ATTACK ON THE PLANET EARTH**

"Wow, I can't believe we are all finally back together." Goku said excitedly. Everyone was gathered at Master Roshi's house for a reunion.

"Yeah, ever since that damn Kid Buu character and Dad's trip we haven't been able to get together since that pink piece of crap was defeated." Gohan replied.

"Watch your language, Gohan. Besides we have Goten and Trunks here and they're just little boys."

Chi-Chi shouted back at Gohan.

"Oh come on, Mom, I'm not that little." Goten stated in response with a red face.

"Yeah come on, Mrs. Son, we're not that little!" Trunks echoed also with a red face.

"Don't talk back Trunks!" Bulma scolded at her son.

"Wow!" Krillin exclaimed due to all the commotion. "I never knew parents were so strict these days. I hope I'm never that strict on Marron. Am I ever that strict on you, honey?"

"Uh-uh." Marron said in a blank stare and shaking her head.

"Good, I hoped I wasn't." Krillin said in reply. Everyone started to laugh for a little bit then they eventually died down into silence.

"Say…" Master Roshi said, breaking the silence. "I was just thinking, since you're all here why don't we celebrate my birthday."

"That's a great idea Master Roshi! Puar and I will cook." Chaoutzu said, agreeing with Master Roshi's idea.

"All of us will go get presents." Goku said, also agreeing with Master Roshi's idea.

"No that's okay, you guys don't have to go that far." Master Roshi objected.

"Well, we are going to anyway. I already know what to get you too. Okay everyone, hold on to my hands. Ready?" Goku told everyone as he got ready to perform instant transmission. Everyone joined hands so they were formed a circle. Except for Piccolo because he didn't get there in time. They were transported to a small town to shop for Master Roshi's birthday party.

"Okay, lets all meet back here in ten minutes." Goku suggested. But they all went to the same store, the adult store (porn shop). Ten minutes later everyone came back with big boxes with big bows on top.

"Okay everyone, hold onto my hands again." Goku instructed as he performed instant transmission and transported them back to Master Roshi's house for the party. By the time they got there Puar and Chaoutzu were done cooking and the only thing that was missing was the presents, which was quickly fulfilled. After they sang Happy Birthday and Master Roshi blew out the candles and made a wish. They started to eat cake and Master Roshi started to open his presents.

"All right! My favorite!" Master Roshi shouted after opening his fourth package with new magazines inside and once again started to look through the first few on top of the enormous stack.

"Hey Master Roshi, I was just wondering… not to offend you by asking but… exactly how old are you?" Krillin asked curiously.

"How old am I? Well, I'm…lets take a look see…carry the 9...plus 13...hmmm…Oh who cares, I'm old!!!" Master Roshi exclaimed after he gave up on counting his fingers.

(every started to laugh)

Meanwhile, Piccolo was leaning on the open doorway and laughing softly with everyone else until he suddenly stopped laughing and turned his head to the left with his eyes lit up as he clenched his teeth vigorously.

"Damn it!!!" Piccolo shouted as he ran to the edge of the island and flew off into the distance.

"Hey, where's Piccolo going?" Tien asked as he saw Piccolo flying off.

"He probably got jealous from our great presents and went to get Master Roshi a present." Krillin suggested as tried to imitate Vegeta by being as cocky as he could possibly look and talk but Vegeta just looked at him and sneered angrily.

"Damn it, I knew something like this was going to happen soon. I hate to say this but some things are more important that friends and special events, even though they seem like they are everything to you saving the Earth is more important! And by the way this power level feels like, I think I'm going to need some help with this one! Shit!" Piccolo said to himself as he flew in the direction of the enormous power level he alone sensed.

When Piccolo finally arrived at the attack on planet Earth, it seemed too late. Some sort of invaders were shooting energy beams into a very large city. Well, what used to be a large city because from the looks of it, it was mostly rubble by the time he arrived. Suddenly, the invaders or whatever they were, stopped firing and started talking to each other.

*This is my chance!* Piccolo told himself as he flew toward the city at top speed. When he got to the city, he stood where the invaders were focusing most of the energy beams. He looked around and saw all of the dead bodies lying around him and almost gagged. Most of the bodies were cut in half or missing body parts and were still alive suffering extreme pain as they lay there, close to death. Piccolo was tempted to kill them just to put them out of their misery but he couldn't bring himself to it. He then focused on the invaders while trying to ignore the ear-shattering death screams, dead bodies and blazing flames from the enormous fires as all the buildings burned to the ground. A few people ran out of the blazing flames as they burned alive. They all ran towards Piccolo and it appeared to be trying to attack him but were just running frantically looking for someone to help them. One of the people ran towards Piccolo and started to fall on the ground but Piccolo caught them trying to help them. The person just stared up at Piccolo, half dead and asked desperately for help then simply collapsed in an instant and used his last breath as he asked Piccolo for help once again. Piccolo set the burning dead body on the ground and look back up at the invaders with his teeth clenched and tears in his eyes ready to protect this large city from certain destruction.