A/N: Hey all! How y'all doin' tonight?! Sorry it took me so long to update 'cause I've been doin' all my damn homework. You're probably really pissed cause I haven't and want to read the story already but I always have a little spiel on my soapbox before my stories. One again I would like to remind you that I DON'T OWN DBZ even though I wish I did. Okay, now I don't remember how many reviews I got for last chapter but I don't think it was that many and hopefully I get more for this chapter. PLEEEEAAAASSSSEEEE R/R!!!

SS4 Chibi Vegeta

**BIG TROUBLE**

The invaders finally stopped talking and, again, focused their attention on the city they were destroying. One of the invaders shot a series of energy attacks into the city and, since there was so much smoke in their way, they waited for the explosion. The explosion, however, never came and instead their energy beams came back to them. As shocked as they were, they managed to dodge their attacks just in the knick of time. As they were wondering what happened, they decided that someone deflected it so they were on their way to check out who did it when a Namek burst out of the cloud of smoke. The surprised invaders backed up as quickly as possible and calmed down when they read the Namek's power level. Piccolo looked them over to see if he could identify them. They kind of looked like Cooler with white armor and a helmet that resembled Cooler's head with the little pointy things sticking out. They seemed incredibly strong and he thought for a second about running away but he stood his ground …or the air that he was floating on… He could tell that they weren't from space by the way their armor looked like he thought.

"You're from Earth aren't you?" Piccolo asked them, trying to make sure his prediction was correct.

They didn't answer and just stared at him.

"I thought all the Nameks were destroyed along with their planet by that little son of a bitch Frieza." One said to the other.

"He probably survived the explosion somehow. I heard there were thousands of these green freaks wondering around these parts." The second said to the first.

"Yeah, but that hunter has been exterminating all of them." The first said to the second. This dialogue between the two was wearing on Piccolo's last nerve.

"So what are we waiting for?" Piccolo announced to the invaders. "Let's do this." He threw off his turban and cape then readied himself for a fight. The invaders just stared and stayed in the same position they were in. Piccolo, seeing that they weren't going to make the first move, started the fight. He flew towards them and stopped when he saw them disappear. He looked around him and as soon as he looked behind him, one of the invaders punched him right in the right jaw. The other invader came flying down from above Piccolo and hit him down with a double fisted smack down. Piccolo hit the ground hard, making an crater and he just lay there. One of the invaders flew down next to him followed closely by the other invader. The first spread a hand over Piccolo just as he awoke. He had one eye closed and the other was twitching. As he lay there helplessly spread out and vulnerable the second invader spoke.

"You are so pathetic, Namek. Finish him off now."

"Wait!" Piccolo exclaimed as soon as he saw an energy beam form in the first invader's hand. As soon as he said this, the energy beam disappeared. He started to get up but was stopped by energy rings that were released by the second invader. The energy rings attached to his arms and legs and pulled him down to the ground. The first invader composed another energy beam and shot of Piccolo's right arm. He screamed in pain at the invader.

"Stop!!!" The invader screamed. He composed another energy beam and shot off Piccolo's left arm. When Piccolo wouldn't stop screaming The invader shot off both of Piccolo's legs. After about ten more minutes of screaming, he finally died down into silence and just lay there in a motionless state. The invaders started to fly away but stopped at the sudden burst of energy. They turned around to see Piccolo just recovering from his regeneration. One of the invaders shot more energy rings and made him bolt to the ground again. Then Piccolo shot an energy beam from his mouth and it shattered the invaders' armor revealing who they really were. As soon as he did this he said two words.

"Goku? Vegeta?" After he said this Vegeta disappeared and reappeared over Piccolo. He flew down as fast as he could and shattered Piccolo's skull with his foot.

As the two rivals flew away they sensed enormous power levels in the other direction. They stopped and flew in the direction of Master Roshi's island.

On the island Master Roshi was opening yet another enormous box filled to the top with porno magazines.

"Alright!" He exclaimed as he started to look through the top few. Just as he did this, an energy beam busted through the side of the house and shattered the gift and all the magazines in it. Then two more energy beams shot through the side of the house, hitting Trunks and Goten and making them fly through the other side of the house. Goku and Vegeta immediately went after them. After they left, everyone's eyes shifted from the hole that Goku and Vegeta made after going to get their sons to the front of the house where the energy beams came from. They were watching the same spot for some time when a hand busted through the door and turned the doorknob and the door opened. The two figures walked in and gave relief to everyone inside.

"You scared us half to death Goku!" Chi-chi yelled.

"Vegeta, next time try knocking!" Bulma scolded.

But when they walked into the house and came into the light, they realized that it wasn't Goku and Vegeta. They looked exactly like them but Goku had a blue undershirt and a black overshirt. Vegeta had, instead of a navy blue shirt and pants, he had a black shirt and pants. They both had a devious grin and blood red eyes.

"Hey asshole!" Someone shouted from outside. "Come on out little son of a bitch!"

As the imposters turned and walked out, they met none other than Vegeta. Inside, Goku appeared with Goten and Trunks unconscious in his arms. He lay them down on the floor then he disappeared then reappeared outside with Vegeta. The invaders didn't seem to be surprised at all that Goku just appeared out of nowhere. Since the two imposters hurt Goten and Trunks, Goku and Vegeta knew they weren't on their side. They gritted their teeth then looked at each other then back at the imposters. They both flew up at the speed of light and kicked the imposters in the back of the head with a small portion of their energy. The imposters didn't budge but instead they grabbed the leg of their attacker and hit the two together in midair. They crumbled on the ground then quickly got up. Then they punched their counterpart right in the forehead with an even larger portion of their energy. The invaders, again, didn't budge and still had those devious grins on their faces.

"What the fuck?!" Vegeta screamed with his fist still on his counterpart's forehead.

"Oh shit." Goku muttered with his fist still on his counterpart's forehead too.

A/N: Plz pardon the language.