I'm baaack! Sorry about the delay, I've just been busy with school and all. In fact I should be doing a research paper right now…but I have some ideas I just want to get out. I saw the Chamber of Secrets a couple of weeks ago! Ron was my favorite! I loved the way his voice cracked! So cute! My disappointments? No Valentine's Day poem from Ginny and the phoenix was so fake and ugly! Also, I'm apologizing for this in advance if any of you are Mary Sure fans or writers. I don't mean to offend; it's all in good fun! 65 reviews! Five more until 70!

Marionette: Glad you enjoyed it! I love Scooby-doo too!

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Lyn Black: Don't worry! I'll put the Calling back in soon!

DarkAngelGirl: Thanks; I was getting a little worried!

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Disclaimer: Not mine…

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Chapter 15

In his free time Harry had been surfing around on the web, trying to find possible ideas for his story. There were a couple of things on there that bothered him, and he was about to clear that bother up…

Chapter 15:

The "New Girl"

Ron stomped out to the dance floor red with fury. No one danced with his girl except him! "Longbottom!" shouted Ron, "You're gonna pay for this! Hermione is mine!

"Well, duh," stated Neville, "I'm not stupid, we're just friends!"

"Take it back!" roared Ron who was completely oblivious to the fact that Neville hadn't insulted him.

Harry chuckled. Ron didn't listen much to anyone.

"Well my homeboys and chickies, I guess there's only one way to settle this hip-hop-happenin argument! A DANCE-OFF!" yelled Percy into the microphone. Shouts of "Woo-hoo!" were scattered throughout the crowd. They were mostly from Hufflepuffs because they were the only ones dumb enough to drink the punch that Draco helped Snape prepare. Harry had a strong suspicion that there was ferret pee in it. "Up first is Neville "Short Butt" Longbottom!" introduced Percy. Neville did a few moves and flips and pretty soon he had the whole crowd cheering for him. Who knew that Neville could be such a great dancer?

Harry cracked up. Just the thought of Neville break dancing was enough to send anyone into peals of laughter!

"Up next is Ron "Fireball" Weasley, performing his specialty, the Chudley Waltz!" announced Percy. Ron proceeded to do an elaborate dance that looked like something out of the "Matrix." Well, it would've looked like something out of the "Matrix" if Ron hadn't fallen flat on his face. Dancing must not run well throughout the Weasley family. "Ladies and gents of the hizz-house! The numba one stunna is Neville!" A wave of cheers erupted from the crowd as Ron sulked away to where Hermione had been sitting. In her place was a card that read: Went off to chase the Calling tour bus! See you tomorrow! Love, Hermione.

"Oh well," thought Ron dejectedly, "Tomorrow is another day!"

The Next Day

Harry, Ron, and a very weary looking Hermione sat down to eat breakfast in the Great Hall. Hermione was very tired considering the fact that she followed the tour bus through four different towns. She was practically asleep in her food. Suddenly she shot up and shouted "Exchange Student senses tingling!" Then she splatted her face into the mashed potatoes and fell dead asleep. Soon enough, just as Hermione predicted Dumbledore announced that a new girl from America was here today.

"Oh crap." moaned Ron.

"Want to make a bet?" asked Harry while checking his reflection in his plate.

"About what?" questioned Ron.

"Whether she's a perfect goodie two shoes or if she's a death eater in disguise," remarked Harry nonchalantly.

"You're on," said Ron, "Five galleons says she's a death eater in disguise."

"Like, hey boys!" said the giggling mystery girl, "My name is like, Adreana and I like, cannot wait until we like, become best friends and I like, save you from Voldemort!" she giggled once again.

"Pay up my friend" said Harry to Ron. "And you," he said to Adreana, "We have a special place for new girls just like you…" He said as he led her down a dark corridor and shoved her into a door and slammed it shut. A sign on the door read "The Chamber of Yram Seus". [A/N: Read it backwards!]

"But, Harry" stammered Ron, "Don't you think that her and the hundred others could escape somehow?"

"Don't worry Ron," said Harry, "The only way to open the chamber is to speak Valleytongue."

"What's that?" wondered Ron.

"It means that only people who can speak valley girl can get in there," said Harry who was running out of patience.

"That's good, let's just hope that Lavender and Pavarti don't wander over here!" chuckled Ron as they walked away. Little did they know that Pavarti and Lavender were eavesdropping right around the corner.

"You like, know, what this like, means!" giggled Pavarti.

"SLUMBER PARTY!" they squealed together while running toward the chamber.

"That should be enough for today," thought Harry. The attack of the Mary Sues would be coming up soon. But first he had to bring in old friend of his into the story somehow.

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A/N: I hope you liked it! Sorry if you like Mary Sues! Please R/R