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Jaffacake: I guess I had forgotten that "Tomorrow is another day" was from Gone With the Wind. I've never read the book or seen the movie. My crazy English teacher just says it all the time. I just hope she never reads this! That was one of my favorite lines from the movie! Who's Sean Bean?
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Chapter Sixteen
Harry Potter woke up from a terrible nightmare. He and his friends (along with some enemies) had been locked in a small room and forced to read terrible stories about them. Harry shuddered, it was almost too real. "Oh well," he thought, "I'm up, and so I might as well write up another chapter.
Chapter Sixteen:
An Old Friend and A Hairnet
Harry had just returned to the common room after taking a brisk walk by himself. It was supposed to be a long walk, but he had accidentally encountered Snookums so he had to cut it short. In the common room he found a blaring television set and a very dazed looking Hermione. "Hermione!" he shouted, "Are you okay?" Suddenly he remembered that Hermione and television didn't mix too well, so he quickly shut off the set and rushed to help his friend. "What happened?" asked Harry after Hermione had been revived (he had to wave a failing paper in her face to wake her up).
Harry chuckled. Just mentioning a failing paper was enough to send Hermione into hysterics.
"Ron bought a television set and paid some fellows to enchant it so it would work in the wizarding world," said Hermione, "I don't even know why he would want a T.V. He doesn't even know how it works! He doesn't even know the proper name for it!" she exclaimed. "He thinks it's called a VellyTision set!"
"Speaking of Ron," said Harry, "Where is he?"
"Oh, he's up in his room, and huddling in a corner." she said nonchalantly.
"What happened?" said Harry disbelievingly.
"When he finally figured out how to work the set, the first show he came to was "Spiderman" and when he changed the channel it was "Eight Legged Freaks." He ran up to his room muttering something about butterflies," giggled Hermione.
Harry smiled; Ron hated spiders for as long as he could remember. Once Ron hid under his bed for a week after he heard Hermione singing "The Itsy Bitsy Spider."
"Anyway," concluded Hermione, "We better get ready for class, there's a couple special guests in Defense Against The Dark Arts."
"C'mon Hermione," pleaded Harry, "I'm supposed to be on "Oprah" in ten minutes!"
"HARRY JAMES POTTER! THAT IS NOT YOU AND YOU KNOW IT! NOW LETS GET TO CLASS BEFORE I GO KUNG-FU ON YOU LIKE I DID TO FILCH!" she bellowed. Who would've known that such a big voice could come out of such a tiny person? Her yells were so loud that they drew Ron out of the boys' dormitory. He was dressed in fiery orange pajamas, had on an eye mask that read: High Class Guy, and was clutching a large, plush dollar bill.
"Come on, Ronald," said Hermione who had suddenly gained back her composure, "Let's get to class."
A Few Minutes Later
Hermione, Ron, and Harry walked into Prof. Dobby's classroom and were greeted by a most unusual sight. Standing beside Dobby was Snape, pink robes and all. His curls were particularly bouncy, but they were hard to see because of his hairnet.
Harry paused to look at what he had written. Snape + Curls + Hairnet = hilarious!
A loud "Ahem" drew their attention to another person in the room. When Harry, Hermione, and Ron saw whom it was their jaws dropped.
"Attention students," began Professor Dobby, "Dobby has two very special guests for you, yes he does. I give you Severus Snape and…
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A/N Cliffy! Just kidding! You'd hate for that wouldn't you! Here's the rest!
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Dobby didn't even have to finish his sentence. Everybody already knew who this mystery guest was.
"Oh my gosh!" cried Harry, Ron, and Hermione while giving the guest a hug, "We've missed you so much Professor Lupin!
Harry grinned. This was great. Now he had Sirius and Remus! Could it get any better? Oh yes it could…
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