Hey all! I'm back! Sorry bout the long wait! I can't believe how many reviews I got! I have 86! I only need 4 more until 90!

Harry_fan: I'm glad you think its funny enough to review four times…. Lol! Just kidding! I'm not sure about putting Cho Chang in, I'm not sure if I like her much, but Harry does like her, so maybe I will put her in.

cLeO: Um, sorry about the Dobby bit, most people thought it was funny. Did you like the rest?

: I'm glad you like it, but I didn't catch your screen name…lol!

Voldemort Kicks Booty: Thanx for reading! If everyone keeps up the great reviews then I'll keep up the story!

Katie: I didn't know who "The Calling" was until someone asked me to put them in the story. I'll try and put some more Eminem in it! I made Sirius a girl magnet cause it's a parody of how everyone else sees him!

Aneme-child: I'm glad you think it's so funny! Repeat after me, "breath in, and breath out"

Jaffacake: Sorry to hear about Glenn Quinn, I'm so behind on the times!

DarkAngelGirl: That's okay; you made up for it by reviewing this chapter! I'm not really sure where this is going, I need more ideas…

Marionette: I thought it was funny too!

AllStarChaser20: I read your story, very funny, I didn't have enough time to review though, sorry!

Chocolate Muse: Yes, poor Sevvy indeed! Don't worry, Remus and Sirius won't bother him (much).

Disclaimer: It's not mine; I don't own anything, blah blah blah

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Chapter Seventeen

Harry Potter was jittery. Very jittery. So much was going on with his story; he had so many ideas! He also had many things about the wizarding world that he greatly wanted to clear up…

Chapter Seventeen:

The Ice Sculpture Contest

After everything settled down Dobby began his lesson. "Please listen to Dobby boys and girls," began Professor Dobby, "He-Who-Has-No-Fashion-Sense has a great fear…this fear is even greater than his fear of kittens or his fear of chocolate chip cookies." Harry could've have sworn that he saw Remus chuckle, but he shrugged it off and tried to pay attention to Dobby. "The thing that He-Who-Is-A-Big-Dummy fears most of all is…" The whole class held their breath in anticipation. " Ice sculptures." declared Dobby. "Therefore Dobby is going to have an ice sculpture contest, yes he is! That is why Dobby brought in Professor Snape and Professor Lupin, they are ice sculpture experts."

Harry gazed at the screen and thought for a moment. Ice sculptures were pretty scary. He had an unfortunate accident with a unicorn shaped one when he was younger. That's how he really got his scar, and a bus shaped one had hit Voldemort. J.K. had a way of elaborating the truth, that's for sure.

The whole class erupted with activity. Some kids were pairing up with other kids, and others were running out of the rooms to begin their "secret" plans. There hadn't been this much activity since the costume contest.

Finally, the day of the contest arrived. Remus and Snape arrived first, dressed in their best winter clothing. Remus was wearing a sleek, black leather coat and Snape was wearing a fuzzy pink coat, complete with a purple hat with a pink pom-pom on top. He looked quite funny with his curls sticking out from underneath that hat.

Harry started cracking up. Snape's winter attire was even funnier than Snape in a hairnet! Harry was really beginning to enjoy this "torturing his enemies" thing.

The first sculpture that Remus and Sevvy came to belonged to a group of Ravenclaws. It was large bookshelf and was full of books. "Splendid!" exclaimed Lupin, "Very good!"

Harry stared at the screen. Sevvy. Why had he called Snape, Sevvy? "Oh well," thought Harry, "it makes it funnier."

"Good? You call that good? It's terrible!" grumbled Snape as they made their way to the next sculpture. It belonged to a group of Hufflepuffs and it looked a lot like Justin Finch-Fletchy [A/N I think he's a Hufflepuff, I'm not sure though. Just pretend for now!].

"Very realistic!" complimented Remus. "How did you get it to be so life like?"

"Well actually…" began a small Hufflepuff while shuffling her feet, "Justin fell in the pond and well…froze this way."

"Icieus Meltius!" cried Snape with his curls bouncing. "Take him to the hospital wing right away! The next sculpture they came to belonged to Harry. It was a larger than life statue of Brad Pitt.

"Er--Harry?" began Remus, "Why do you have a sculpture of Brad Pitt?"

"Brad Pitt?" asked a puzzled Harry, "Who's Brad Pitt? This is clearly a statue of me!" he said while striking a pose.

Harry looked in the mirror. He did kind of resemble Brad Pitt. He had a sudden urge to break into song, but he'd put that off for now.

"Very well then," sighed Remus while leading Snape to the next sculpture. It belonged to Ron Weasley and it was a small-scale replica of the Weasley mansion, complete with enchanted ice figures of the family running around. It was a great carving, but Ron was disqualified due to the fact that he hired some people to build it for him. The next statue belonged to Hermione. It was a full-scale stage with all the members of "The Calling" rocking out on their instruments, yet Hermione was nowhere to be seen.

"Mi'm mover mere," said a quiet muffled voice. The voice turned out to be Hermione who's lips were stuck to one of the ice statues of the band. Remus uttered a spell and she was soon free, but she didn't seem too happy about it. "WHY"D YOU DO THAT FOR!?" she fumed and ran back to the castle.

Remus and Snape cane to many other ice sculptures before they reached the last one. Among them was Draco Malfoy's. It was a very large ferret that was holding a sign that read "Ferrets Make The World Go 'Round." Snape thought it was absolutely brillant and wanted to declare a winner right then and there, but his mind was quickly changed when they came to the last sculpture. It belonged to Neville Longbottom, and it was beautiful. It was the manger scene with a sign that flashed "The Reason For the Season." Neville was instantly declared the winner, because his was clearly the best done and the most meaningful sculpture there.

Harry was just plain sick of all those people accusing them of being evil. He hoped that this would show everyone that even though he and his friends were magical, that it didn't mean that they were evil.

All the witches and wizards gathered around the statue and sang "Silent Night," until the sun sunk behind the snowy hills. Another day was over, but more adventures would be on their way.

Harry sat back and admired his work. He sure hoped that he got his point across.

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A/N: Sorry if you didn't think that it wasn't very funny. And sorry if you were offended by anything. I'm just sick of people accusing the books of being evil, and I wanted to clear some things up. MERRY CHRISTMAS! HAPPY HANUKKAH! HAPPY KWANZAA! AND HAPPY ANY OTHER HOLIDAYS YOU CELEBRATE!

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