Chapter 1: The Gifts
Naga the White Serpent clears her throat, before beginning:
"Once, there lived two kids, named Za-"
A heavy wooden object stuck the 'sorceress' squarely in the back of her head, and she jiggled more than should really happen, but hey, this IS Naga.
"Fine, fine, FRITZ, and his sister MARIE! Happy?..."
There came a noise that sounded like "Yes" from backstage, and Naga scowled, going back to her narrating.
"Anyways, these two brats couldn't wait for Christmas... Like I said: brats! Anyways, so they were up, waiting for their one-eyed, crazy old uncle to come so they could open their gifts. And this is where we begin..."
Lina stormed onstage, Zangy trying to stick to the script as much as he could.
"You steal my slipper again and I swear, I'll Dragon Slave you so hard you'll wish you were in... Wherever it is you live!" She screamed, grabbing her slipper away from her 'bother' and beating him over the head, before putting the slipper back on.
"I was just doing what I was supposed to do" He whimpered, rubbing his head.
"Yeah, well next time I may not be so nice about letting you off the hook, creepy-sword-boy!!"
"Creepy? At least I'M not flat chested, you pathetic excuse for a sorceress!"
"Oh that's it! It's on, now!" She screamed, Fireballing half the stage.
"*AHEM* the children refused to go to bed, until their Uncle came, and gave them even MORE gifts, even though they SHOULD be getting them in the morning, but whatever..."
"If that baka priest doesn't get here soon, I swear..."
"Speaking of me, Lina-san?" Xelloss said cheerily, phasing in beside Lina, proceeding to scare the living daylights out of the Sorceress.
"JUST GIVE ME THE DAMN GIFT SO WE CAN CONTINUE WITH THIS STORY!" Lina screamed, some of the set falling over.
Xelloss sweatdropped, handing Zangy a box of toy soldiers, and Lina a Chibi Gourry plushie.
Lina sweatdropped "Um... Xelloss?..... Shouldn't this be a Nutcracker?..."
Naga the White Serpent clears her throat, before beginning:
"Once, there lived two kids, named Za-"
A heavy wooden object stuck the 'sorceress' squarely in the back of her head, and she jiggled more than should really happen, but hey, this IS Naga.
"Fine, fine, FRITZ, and his sister MARIE! Happy?..."
There came a noise that sounded like "Yes" from backstage, and Naga scowled, going back to her narrating.
"Anyways, these two brats couldn't wait for Christmas... Like I said: brats! Anyways, so they were up, waiting for their one-eyed, crazy old uncle to come so they could open their gifts. And this is where we begin..."
Lina stormed onstage, Zangy trying to stick to the script as much as he could.
"You steal my slipper again and I swear, I'll Dragon Slave you so hard you'll wish you were in... Wherever it is you live!" She screamed, grabbing her slipper away from her 'bother' and beating him over the head, before putting the slipper back on.
"I was just doing what I was supposed to do" He whimpered, rubbing his head.
"Yeah, well next time I may not be so nice about letting you off the hook, creepy-sword-boy!!"
"Creepy? At least I'M not flat chested, you pathetic excuse for a sorceress!"
"Oh that's it! It's on, now!" She screamed, Fireballing half the stage.
"*AHEM* the children refused to go to bed, until their Uncle came, and gave them even MORE gifts, even though they SHOULD be getting them in the morning, but whatever..."
"If that baka priest doesn't get here soon, I swear..."
"Speaking of me, Lina-san?" Xelloss said cheerily, phasing in beside Lina, proceeding to scare the living daylights out of the Sorceress.
"JUST GIVE ME THE DAMN GIFT SO WE CAN CONTINUE WITH THIS STORY!" Lina screamed, some of the set falling over.
Xelloss sweatdropped, handing Zangy a box of toy soldiers, and Lina a Chibi Gourry plushie.
Lina sweatdropped "Um... Xelloss?..... Shouldn't this be a Nutcracker?..."