Chapter 2: The Battle
"A couple hours passed," began Naga, to the remaining audience (a number having already left, for fear of their lives) "And Fritz broke the plus... I mean, Nutcracker, and Xelloss had to give Marie a new one. Luckily, the first one had a miniature Sword of Light it in."
Some noise like "YAHOOOOO!" is heard from backstage.
Naga clears her throat openly, glaring at the curtain, "ANYWAYS, later that night, Fritz and Marie were trying to sleep, and this is where our chapter begins...."
Zelas wandered onstage, a dark cloud floating above her head, Mouse ears pinned in her hair. She was grumbling curse words, and swearing she'd sue..
Lina slept (Big surprise there.)
Zelas sighed "Oh gee, look there. The girl who has the Nutcracker... C'mon, my fellow mice, let us disturb her peaceful slumber"
"Are you INSANE!?!" Garv could be heard screaming "I AM NOT WEARING THIS STUPID COSTUME!!"
"Just go! It's our entrance!!" Dolphin growled at him, shoving him into the light.
Phibby snickered, "Awwwwwww."
Garv glared "You watch it, kiddo!"
"Kiddo? For that one I should break your soul orb!"
"Oh shut up, the both of you!" Dynast growled, smacking them upside their heads, trying to avoid the spotlight...
"Whatever. Let's just kill Lina and get this over with, alright?!"
"Yeah, okay" Zelas shrugged, not really objecting to the idea.
And with that, the five demon lords began powering up their attacks, when much to their surprise...
"DRAGON SLAVE!!!!" Lina screamed, jumping out of bed, attacking the Mazoku with a ferocity that she REALLY shouldn't have for a supposed-to-be- sleeping-girl.
Dolphin slammed into the side of the stage, and began bawling (She's insane, she can do whatever she wants :P) for her 'daddy.'
"Daddy?......." Lina whispered, twitching.
"DAAAADDDDDYYYYYYY!!!!!" Dolphin kept bawling, getting dirty looks from her siblings.
Zelas twitched, for once wishing that she'd never tormented her sister so..... Nah.
"Shut up, shut up, shut up!" Shabby growled from offstage, refusing to come on.
Darkened Elf gave him a little incentive (IE: Either you get out there, or I let Lina just destroy you back here and you don't get a fight scene!) and Shabby begrudgingly toddled onstage.
Garv snorted, Phibby was holding his sides with laughter, Dynast was trying to keep his calm air about him, but that wasn't going well, Dolphin stopped crying and began to cackle, and Zelas sweatdropped, snickering softly.
"SHUT UP!" Screamed the Dark Lord in tights, trying to hide in the cape he'd been given...
"Daddy's lost his marbles!" Dolphin giggled, and glanced at Phibby, who frowned at the joke.
"He's lost his MIND, Dolphin; I have the marbles, remember?"
"Oh, that's right.... Can I have a pretty gold one? Please?"
"...No..."
"GIVE ME A SHINY MARBLE!!!!" She screeched, glowering.
Zelas handed Dolphin a blue marble from the set, which quieted her immediately.
Lina twitched a few times, and pulled out that mini Sword of Light, chanting in an undertone.
"Hang on, hang on!" Abrian called out; tossing a script into Lina's hands "It says you're supposed to kill him with a shoe! I never really got that part, because he's supposed to have seven heads, and one little blow to one of those heads kills him, but hey.. Who'm I to judge?... Strike that, I have perfect right to judge!"
"S'not your ficcie, Abri-kun," Darkened Elf sighed, duct taping Abrian's mouth closed, putting her in a closet until it was her part.
Shabby sighed, "Can't I just play dead?" he asked Lina, twitching, not really wanting to die again.
"...Yeah, yeah, okay" She grinned, beating him over the head repeatedly with a shoe bigger than she was.
The demon lords snuck offstage, not liking the idea of getting beaten with a shoe...
Gourry poked his head up from behind Lina's bed once she'd thrown Shabby offstage "Um, Lina?"
"Yeah?" She grinned, polishing the now regular sized Sword of Light.
"Wasn't I supposed to protect you, and help you battle?..." He blinked curiously.
"..." She blinked as well "Umm... Oops?... Whatever, can we just go to the Land of Toys already?"
"Do they have food there?"
"Idiot, you're FROM there! Why WOULDN'T they if you live there?!"
"Good question."
"And with that," spoke Naga, wishing she had a bigger part "They exited, stage left, for the Land of Toys. Oh. Joy."
((A/N: I know this isn't the best story, and I know I'm really, really strange, but hey.. And yeah, the others ARE going to have bigger parts soon ^.^ \\V// Ja ne!))
"A couple hours passed," began Naga, to the remaining audience (a number having already left, for fear of their lives) "And Fritz broke the plus... I mean, Nutcracker, and Xelloss had to give Marie a new one. Luckily, the first one had a miniature Sword of Light it in."
Some noise like "YAHOOOOO!" is heard from backstage.
Naga clears her throat openly, glaring at the curtain, "ANYWAYS, later that night, Fritz and Marie were trying to sleep, and this is where our chapter begins...."
Zelas wandered onstage, a dark cloud floating above her head, Mouse ears pinned in her hair. She was grumbling curse words, and swearing she'd sue..
Lina slept (Big surprise there.)
Zelas sighed "Oh gee, look there. The girl who has the Nutcracker... C'mon, my fellow mice, let us disturb her peaceful slumber"
"Are you INSANE!?!" Garv could be heard screaming "I AM NOT WEARING THIS STUPID COSTUME!!"
"Just go! It's our entrance!!" Dolphin growled at him, shoving him into the light.
Phibby snickered, "Awwwwwww."
Garv glared "You watch it, kiddo!"
"Kiddo? For that one I should break your soul orb!"
"Oh shut up, the both of you!" Dynast growled, smacking them upside their heads, trying to avoid the spotlight...
"Whatever. Let's just kill Lina and get this over with, alright?!"
"Yeah, okay" Zelas shrugged, not really objecting to the idea.
And with that, the five demon lords began powering up their attacks, when much to their surprise...
"DRAGON SLAVE!!!!" Lina screamed, jumping out of bed, attacking the Mazoku with a ferocity that she REALLY shouldn't have for a supposed-to-be- sleeping-girl.
Dolphin slammed into the side of the stage, and began bawling (She's insane, she can do whatever she wants :P) for her 'daddy.'
"Daddy?......." Lina whispered, twitching.
"DAAAADDDDDYYYYYYY!!!!!" Dolphin kept bawling, getting dirty looks from her siblings.
Zelas twitched, for once wishing that she'd never tormented her sister so..... Nah.
"Shut up, shut up, shut up!" Shabby growled from offstage, refusing to come on.
Darkened Elf gave him a little incentive (IE: Either you get out there, or I let Lina just destroy you back here and you don't get a fight scene!) and Shabby begrudgingly toddled onstage.
Garv snorted, Phibby was holding his sides with laughter, Dynast was trying to keep his calm air about him, but that wasn't going well, Dolphin stopped crying and began to cackle, and Zelas sweatdropped, snickering softly.
"SHUT UP!" Screamed the Dark Lord in tights, trying to hide in the cape he'd been given...
"Daddy's lost his marbles!" Dolphin giggled, and glanced at Phibby, who frowned at the joke.
"He's lost his MIND, Dolphin; I have the marbles, remember?"
"Oh, that's right.... Can I have a pretty gold one? Please?"
"...No..."
"GIVE ME A SHINY MARBLE!!!!" She screeched, glowering.
Zelas handed Dolphin a blue marble from the set, which quieted her immediately.
Lina twitched a few times, and pulled out that mini Sword of Light, chanting in an undertone.
"Hang on, hang on!" Abrian called out; tossing a script into Lina's hands "It says you're supposed to kill him with a shoe! I never really got that part, because he's supposed to have seven heads, and one little blow to one of those heads kills him, but hey.. Who'm I to judge?... Strike that, I have perfect right to judge!"
"S'not your ficcie, Abri-kun," Darkened Elf sighed, duct taping Abrian's mouth closed, putting her in a closet until it was her part.
Shabby sighed, "Can't I just play dead?" he asked Lina, twitching, not really wanting to die again.
"...Yeah, yeah, okay" She grinned, beating him over the head repeatedly with a shoe bigger than she was.
The demon lords snuck offstage, not liking the idea of getting beaten with a shoe...
Gourry poked his head up from behind Lina's bed once she'd thrown Shabby offstage "Um, Lina?"
"Yeah?" She grinned, polishing the now regular sized Sword of Light.
"Wasn't I supposed to protect you, and help you battle?..." He blinked curiously.
"..." She blinked as well "Umm... Oops?... Whatever, can we just go to the Land of Toys already?"
"Do they have food there?"
"Idiot, you're FROM there! Why WOULDN'T they if you live there?!"
"Good question."
"And with that," spoke Naga, wishing she had a bigger part "They exited, stage left, for the Land of Toys. Oh. Joy."
((A/N: I know this isn't the best story, and I know I'm really, really strange, but hey.. And yeah, the others ARE going to have bigger parts soon ^.^ \\V// Ja ne!))