Twelve Days

By Kitsune Hashiba



Disclaimer: *singing to the tune of Jingle Bells* Yu-Gi-Oh! It's not mine, it really never was. Can't you see, you can't sue me. So MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Warnings: Yaoi, Yuri, minor profanity, MAJOR OOCness and total weirdness (OMG, I wrote a HUMOR fic!!!)

A/N: =^.^= The disclaimer was made up by my lovely girlfriend, Katherine Taylor. Anyways, saw an Angel Sanctuary version and decided to make my own. I'll be posting a piece of this every day... Until Christmas of course...

Kat: Actually, you've posted a bit early... according to my calculations, the final part should be up a couple days early.

Kit: Oh be quiet. Enjoy! =^_^=





~On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me~

Otogi: ^_^ *evil grin* Jounouchi in a puppy dog suit. *boot flies in from offstage and thwacks him on the head* (OW!) @_@

Jounouchi: *from offstage* (Serves you right!)



~On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me~

Seto: *growls* (You leave MY puppy alone you pervert!) Two sets of handcuffs...

Otogi: o_O *raises an eyebrow* (And he has the nerve to call ME a pervert...) Jounouchi in a puppy dog suit.



~On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me~

Jounouchi: 0.0 *eyes widen* (THE HELL?!) Three dog collars... (Okay, #1: ENOUGH WITH THE DOG JOKES ALREADY! #2: I know the first two collars came from Seto and Otogi *sends each a death glare* But who the hell send me the third one?!)

Seto: *hentai grin* Two sets of handcuffs... *is hit by a vision of Jou in the collar and the handcuffs* *drools*

Otogi: ^.~ *winks @ Yugi* (Bet I know who...) Jounouchi in a puppy dog suit.



~On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me~

Bakura: *smirks* Four nights of *BEEP*ing.

Kitsune: BAKURA! *THWAP!* That's not your line!!

Bakura: So?

Kitsune: -.-;; So stick to the script! Or else...

Bakura: You can't do anything to me! I'm a Millennium Spirit!!

Yami: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! *runs by, followed by Relena Peacecraft from Gundam Wing*

Relena: YAMI!! Come kill me Yami!!!

Yami: Alright! I'll sing my *BEEP*ing line! JUST CALL HER OFF!!!

Kitsune: *snaps and Relena disappears* Well? *looks meaningfully at Bakura*



Bakura: 0.0 *meekly* Four Change of Hearts...

Jounouchi: _ *groans* (I STILL hate my line.) Three dog collars...

Seto: *snickering* Two sets of handcuffs...

Otogi: *laughing @ Bakura* Jounouchi in a puppy dog suit...



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This is a new section. I decided to do it because... everyone else was. That and I have enough reviews on this thing to actually do so.

Response to the reviewers:

To BLL: Kit: Thank's for all your support during these rough times *tear* I-

Kat: Shut up.

Kit: Right. J/K. Honestly though... thanks for reviewing so much, I appreciate it.

To hld: Peanut butter and pickle sandwiches are YUMMY!!! How can your Yugi Muse think they're not?!

To anybody else out there.... I FINISHED REWRITING EVEN ANGELS FALL!!! *coughs* I mean... it'll be up later this evening of early tomorrow morning. =^_^;;