Twelve Days
By Kitsune Hashiba
Disclaimer: *singing to the tune of Jingle Bells* Yu-Gi-Oh! It's not mine, it really never was. Can't you see, you can't sue me. So MERRY CHRISTMAS!
Warnings: Yaoi, Yuri, minor profanity, MAJOR OOCness and total weirdness (OMG, I wrote a HUMOR fic!!!)
A/N: =^.^= The disclaimer was made up by my lovely girlfriend, Katherine Taylor. Anyways, saw an Angel Sanctuary version and decided to make my own. I'll be posting a piece of this every day... Until Christmas of course...
Kat: Actually, you've posted a bit early... according to my calculations, the final part should be up a couple days early.
Kit: Oh be quiet. Enjoy! =^_^=
~On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me~
Otogi: ^_^ *evil grin* Jounouchi in a puppy dog suit. *boot flies in from offstage and thwacks him on the head* (OW!) @_@
Jounouchi: *from offstage* (Serves you right!)
~On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me~
Seto: *growls* (You leave MY puppy alone you pervert!) Two sets of handcuffs...
Otogi: o_O *raises an eyebrow* (And he has the nerve to call ME a pervert...) Jounouchi in a puppy dog suit.
~On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me~
Jounouchi: 0.0 *eyes widen* (THE HELL?!) Three dog collars... (Okay, #1: ENOUGH WITH THE DOG JOKES ALREADY! #2: I know the first two collars came from Seto and Otogi *sends each a death glare* But who the hell send me the third one?!)
Seto: *hentai grin* Two sets of handcuffs... *is hit by a vision of Jou in the collar and the handcuffs* *drools*
Otogi: ^.~ *winks @ Yugi* (Bet I know who...) Jounouchi in a puppy dog suit.
~On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me~
Bakura: *smirks* Four nights of *BEEP*ing.
Kitsune: BAKURA! *THWAP!* That's not your line!!
Bakura: So?
Kitsune: -.-;; So stick to the script! Or else...
Bakura: You can't do anything to me! I'm a Millennium Spirit!!
Yami: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! *runs by, followed by Relena Peacecraft from Gundam Wing*
Relena: YAMI!! Come kill me Yami!!!
Yami: Alright! I'll sing my *BEEP*ing line! JUST CALL HER OFF!!!
Kitsune: *snaps and Relena disappears* Well? *looks meaningfully at Bakura*
Bakura: 0.0 *meekly* Four Change of Hearts...
Jounouchi: _ *groans* (I STILL hate my line.) Three dog collars...
Seto: *snickering* Two sets of handcuffs...
Otogi: *laughing @ Bakura* Jounouchi in a puppy dog suit...
~On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me~
Anzu: ^_^ *jumps excitedly* (MY TURN!) FIVE FRIENDSHIP SPEECHES!!!
Bakura: O_O (DEAR GODS NNNNNOOOOOOO!!!!!) Four Change of Hearts...
Jounouchi: ~.~ *pulls out well-used earplugs* Three dog collars... *pops them in*
Seto: . *sticks his fingers in his ears* Two sets of handcuffs...
Otogi: *singing loud to block out Anzu's speech* AND JOUNOUCHI IN A PUPPY DOG SUIT!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Kit: Laterz!
By Kitsune Hashiba
Disclaimer: *singing to the tune of Jingle Bells* Yu-Gi-Oh! It's not mine, it really never was. Can't you see, you can't sue me. So MERRY CHRISTMAS!
Warnings: Yaoi, Yuri, minor profanity, MAJOR OOCness and total weirdness (OMG, I wrote a HUMOR fic!!!)
A/N: =^.^= The disclaimer was made up by my lovely girlfriend, Katherine Taylor. Anyways, saw an Angel Sanctuary version and decided to make my own. I'll be posting a piece of this every day... Until Christmas of course...
Kat: Actually, you've posted a bit early... according to my calculations, the final part should be up a couple days early.
Kit: Oh be quiet. Enjoy! =^_^=
~On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me~
Otogi: ^_^ *evil grin* Jounouchi in a puppy dog suit. *boot flies in from offstage and thwacks him on the head* (OW!) @_@
Jounouchi: *from offstage* (Serves you right!)
~On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me~
Seto: *growls* (You leave MY puppy alone you pervert!) Two sets of handcuffs...
Otogi: o_O *raises an eyebrow* (And he has the nerve to call ME a pervert...) Jounouchi in a puppy dog suit.
~On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me~
Jounouchi: 0.0 *eyes widen* (THE HELL?!) Three dog collars... (Okay, #1: ENOUGH WITH THE DOG JOKES ALREADY! #2: I know the first two collars came from Seto and Otogi *sends each a death glare* But who the hell send me the third one?!)
Seto: *hentai grin* Two sets of handcuffs... *is hit by a vision of Jou in the collar and the handcuffs* *drools*
Otogi: ^.~ *winks @ Yugi* (Bet I know who...) Jounouchi in a puppy dog suit.
~On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me~
Bakura: *smirks* Four nights of *BEEP*ing.
Kitsune: BAKURA! *THWAP!* That's not your line!!
Bakura: So?
Kitsune: -.-;; So stick to the script! Or else...
Bakura: You can't do anything to me! I'm a Millennium Spirit!!
Yami: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! *runs by, followed by Relena Peacecraft from Gundam Wing*
Relena: YAMI!! Come kill me Yami!!!
Yami: Alright! I'll sing my *BEEP*ing line! JUST CALL HER OFF!!!
Kitsune: *snaps and Relena disappears* Well? *looks meaningfully at Bakura*
Bakura: 0.0 *meekly* Four Change of Hearts...
Jounouchi: _ *groans* (I STILL hate my line.) Three dog collars...
Seto: *snickering* Two sets of handcuffs...
Otogi: *laughing @ Bakura* Jounouchi in a puppy dog suit...
~On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me~
Anzu: ^_^ *jumps excitedly* (MY TURN!) FIVE FRIENDSHIP SPEECHES!!!
Bakura: O_O (DEAR GODS NNNNNOOOOOOO!!!!!) Four Change of Hearts...
Jounouchi: ~.~ *pulls out well-used earplugs* Three dog collars... *pops them in*
Seto: . *sticks his fingers in his ears* Two sets of handcuffs...
Otogi: *singing loud to block out Anzu's speech* AND JOUNOUCHI IN A PUPPY DOG SUIT!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Kit: Laterz!