Twelve Days
By Kitsune Hashiba
Disclaimer: *singing to the tune of Jingle Bells* Yu-Gi-Oh! It's not mine, it really never was. Can't you see, you can't sue me. So MERRY CHRISTMAS!
Warnings: Yaoi, Yuri, minor profanity, MAJOR OOCness and total weirdness (OMG, I wrote a HUMOR fic!!!)
A/N: =^.^= The disclaimer was made up by my lovely girlfriend, Katherine Taylor. Anyways, saw an Angel Sanctuary version and decided to make my own. I'll be posting a piece of this every day... Until Christmas of course...
Kat: Actually, you've posted a bit early... according to my calculations, the final part should be up a couple days early.
Kit: Oh be quiet. Enjoy! =^_^=
~On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me~
Otogi: ^_^ *evil grin* Jounouchi in a puppy dog suit. *boot flies in from offstage and thwacks him on the head* (OW!) @_@
Jounouchi: *from offstage* (Serves you right!)
~On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me~
Seto: *growls* (You leave MY puppy alone you pervert!) Two sets of handcuffs...
Otogi: o_O *raises an eyebrow* (And he has the nerve to call ME a pervert...) Jounouchi in a puppy dog suit.
~On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me~
Jounouchi: 0.0 *eyes widen* (THE HELL?!) Three dog collars... (Okay, #1: ENOUGH WITH THE DOG JOKES ALREADY! #2: I know the first two collars came from Seto and Otogi *sends each a death glare* But who the hell send me the third one?!)
Seto: *hentai grin* Two sets of handcuffs... *is hit by a vision of Jou in the collar and the handcuffs* *drools*
Otogi: ^.~ *winks @ Yugi* (Bet I know who...) Jounouchi in a puppy dog suit.
~On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me~
Bakura: *smirks* Four nights of *BEEP*ing.
Kitsune: BAKURA! *THWAP!* That's not your line!!
Bakura: So?
Kitsune: -.-;; So stick to the script! Or else...
Bakura: You can't do anything to me! I'm a Millennium Spirit!!
Yami: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! *runs by, followed by Relena Peacecraft from Gundam Wing*
Relena: YAMI!! Come kill me Yami!!!
Yami: Alright! I'll sing my *BEEP*ing line! JUST CALL HER OFF!!!
Kitsune: *snaps and Relena disappears* Well? *looks meaningfully at Bakura*
Bakura: 0.0 *meekly* Four Change of Hearts...
Jounouchi: _ *groans* (I STILL hate my line.) Three dog collars...
Seto: *snickering* Two sets of handcuffs...
Otogi: *laughing @ Bakura* Jounouchi in a puppy dog suit...
~On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me~
Anzu: ^_^ *jumps excitedly* (MY TURN!) FIVE FRIENDSHIP SPEECHES!!!
Bakura: O_O (DEAR GODS NNNNNOOOOOOO!!!!!) Four Change of Hearts...
Jounouchi: ~.~ *pulls out well-used earplugs* Three dog collars... *pops them in*
Seto: . *sticks his fingers in his ears* Two sets of handcuffs...
Otogi: *singing loud to block out Anzu's speech* AND JOUNOUCHI IN A PUPPY DOG SUIT!!!
~On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me~
Malik: *cackling evilly* Six new mind servants...
Anzu: *pouting* (That's not very nice...) FIVE FRIENDSHIP SPEECHES! *goes on to give one*
Bakura: Ò_Ó *pulls out a knife* Four Change of Hearts... (I'M GOING TO *BEEP*ING KILL HER!!!) *leaps forwards*
Jounouchi: .# (I still remember that incident.) *grabs Bakura and holds him back, trying not to get himself killed in the process* Three dog collars...
Seto: (...Isn't the Millennium Rod supposed to mine?) Two sets of handcuffs...
Otogi: O_o (How very... interesting) *thinks of what he would do if he had the Millennium Rod* Jounouchi in a puppy dog suit. o_o *hentai grin* ^_^ (Hey, could I see that Rod for a sec?)
~On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me~
Shaadi: *monotone* Seven Millennium Items...
Malik: -.-; (Geez, would it kill you to show a little emotion?) Six new mind servants...
Anzu: ^_^ FIVE FRIENDSHIP SPEECHES! (Maybe he's just lonely. You know you should really hang out with us, I mean we can be your friends and friendship is he most imp-)
Ryou: ^.^;; *with his hand over Anzu's mouth* (Nothing to see here, move along, move along...) Four Change of Hearts...
Jounouchi: X_X [EMS run in, stitch up Jou's side, shock him, then leave again] o_o (I'M ALIIIIIIIVE!!!) Three dog collars...
Seto: ò_ó *glaring at Ryou* (HOW DARE YOU LET YOUR YAMI HURT *MY* PUPPY!!!) Two sets of handcuffs... *holding Jou*
Otogi: Jounouchi in a puppy dog suit. ò_ó (YOUR puppy?!) *grabs Jou and tugs* (MINE!) *the two begin to fight*
~On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me~
Honda: (!) *watching Seto and Otogi fighting over his best friend* Eight hot bishounen... (Hey! How come I'm not on this list?!)
Kitsune: ^_^;; (Eh heh heh... Shaadi your turn!)
Shaadi: -_- *stoically* Seven Millennium Items...
Malik: Six new mind servants... *looking over the list* (Hmm... Jounouchi, Seto, Otogi, Ryou/Bakura, Malik/Marik, Shaadi, Yugi/Yami, and Pegasus... Your right, you're not on here!) *laughing*
Anzu: ^_^;; (Don't worry Honda... You'll always have your friends to help you.) FIVE FRIENDSHIP SPEECHES!
Ryou: *hugging his Bakura plushie* (Yes, after all... who needs girls anyway?) Four Change of Hearts...
Anzu: -_-;; (That's NOT what I meant.)
Jounouchi: _ *in the middle of a tug of war between Seto and Otogi* (Umm... guys... you're hurting me...) *They both let go immediately* T_T (Ouchies...) Three dog collars...
Seto: *glaring at Otogi* Two sets of handcuffs... (You know, this is all your fault!)
Otogi: ò_ó (My fault? If you hadn't tried to take away my dog, we wouldn't have hurt him!)
Seto: *growling* (I saw him first!)
Otogi: *growls back* (I owned him fi-) *thwack* (OW!)
Kitsune: -_- (Just say your line already...)
Otogi: *still growling at Seto* Jounouchi in a puppy dog suit...
~On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me~
Mai: ^_^ *smug grin* Nine Harpy Ladies...
Honda: *confused look* (Can she do that?) Eight hot bishounen...
Shaadi: (Yes... all she has to do is use Elegant Egotist twice.) Seven Millennium Items...
Malik: o_O (He spoke! On his own! The end of the world has come!!) Six new mind servants...
Anzu: ^o^ FIVE FRIENDSHIP SPEECHES! (MAI!) *glomps, temporarily forgetting her friendship speech*
Ryou: ^_^ *polite as always* (Nice to see you could make it Mai.) Four Change of Hearts...
Jounouchi: O_O *cowering* (Harpy ladies... bad memories...) Three dog collars... *whimpers*
Seto: 0_0 *drooling* (Did he just... whimper for us?) Two sets of handcuffs...
Otogi: 0_0 *drooling* (Yesss........) Jounouchi in a puppy dog suit..................
~On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me~
Yami: u_u Ten Monsters Dueling... *watches as his Dark Magician obliterates the other monsters* (Boring....)
Mai: -.-;; (Of course it's boring, Yami. You're pitting your Dark Magician against a bunch of low class monsters.) Nine Harpy Ladies... *winces as Yami's D. Magician destroys a Cyber Commando*
Honda: o_O (Hey! ...That was my favorite card....) Eight hot bishounen...
Shaadi: -_- (...) Seven Millennium Items...
Malik: 0_0 (That weak card is your favorite? No wonder you're no good at dueling!) Six new mind servants...
Anzu: ^_^ (Play nice boys...) FIVE FRIENDSHIP SPEECHES! *starts another speech - this one on "playing nice"*
Ryou: *wrestling Jou for the earplugs* Four Change of Hearts... *smacks Jou on the head and plugs his ears*
Jounouchi: @_@ Three dog collars...
Seto: x_x *out cold*
Otogi: x_x *out cold*
Kitsune: Sorry they were arguing again... I found some subs though...
Shizuka & Mokuba: ^_^ ^_^ *kawaii grins* Two sets of handcuffs, and Jounouchi in a puppy dog suit!
~On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me~
Yugi: =^_^= *pops up* (Hi Jou!) Eleven new game puzzles... *glomps him*
Jou: *blinks* (Erm... hey Yug'...)
Yami: Ten Monsters Dueling... *grins, goes back into the puzzle, then takes over Yugi's body* (Mmmm....) *snuggles closer*
Jounouchi: 0_o (...)
Mai: (Isn't it just adorable?) Nine Harpy Ladies... (I think it likes you Jou!)
Yami: ^_^ *discreetly gropes him*
Jounouchi: O_O *eyes widen* (YAMI!!!) *tries to detach himself from Yami*
Honda: O.o Eight hot bishounen...
Shaadi: -_- *bored* Seven Millennium Items...
Malik: *grins evilly* Six new mind servants... (Might as well go with the crowd... Oh Jounouchi-kun!!)
Jounouchi: O_O?!!
Anzu: FIVE FRIENDSHIP SPEECHES! (Yami... doesn't... like.... me? WAAAAAHH!!!)
Mai: (What am I? Chopped liver?!)
Ryou: *still clutching Bakura plushie* ^_^ (Holidays are so cheerful.) Four Change of Hearts...
Jounouchi: *trembling in the corner*
Kitsune: (Come on... it's just one more day...)
Jounouchi: *shakes his head* (Nuh-uh, don't wanna!)
Kitsune: *gives him a patented "Heero Yuy Death Glare" as Seto and Otogi start to wake up in the backround*
Jounouchi: *whispering* Three dog collars... *goes back to cringing*
Yugi: *goes over to comfort him*
Seto: *grabs Yugi* *growls* (Don't even think it.) Two sets of handcuffs...
Otogi: *sneaks his way towards Jounouchi*
Kitsune: *smacks him upside the head* (Bad Otogi!)
Otogi: T_T Jounouchi in a puppy dog suit!
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Kat: this is my favorite day so far... Yami's such a pervert. ^__^
Kit: o.O He scares me sometimes...
By Kitsune Hashiba
Disclaimer: *singing to the tune of Jingle Bells* Yu-Gi-Oh! It's not mine, it really never was. Can't you see, you can't sue me. So MERRY CHRISTMAS!
Warnings: Yaoi, Yuri, minor profanity, MAJOR OOCness and total weirdness (OMG, I wrote a HUMOR fic!!!)
A/N: =^.^= The disclaimer was made up by my lovely girlfriend, Katherine Taylor. Anyways, saw an Angel Sanctuary version and decided to make my own. I'll be posting a piece of this every day... Until Christmas of course...
Kat: Actually, you've posted a bit early... according to my calculations, the final part should be up a couple days early.
Kit: Oh be quiet. Enjoy! =^_^=
~On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me~
Otogi: ^_^ *evil grin* Jounouchi in a puppy dog suit. *boot flies in from offstage and thwacks him on the head* (OW!) @_@
Jounouchi: *from offstage* (Serves you right!)
~On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me~
Seto: *growls* (You leave MY puppy alone you pervert!) Two sets of handcuffs...
Otogi: o_O *raises an eyebrow* (And he has the nerve to call ME a pervert...) Jounouchi in a puppy dog suit.
~On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me~
Jounouchi: 0.0 *eyes widen* (THE HELL?!) Three dog collars... (Okay, #1: ENOUGH WITH THE DOG JOKES ALREADY! #2: I know the first two collars came from Seto and Otogi *sends each a death glare* But who the hell send me the third one?!)
Seto: *hentai grin* Two sets of handcuffs... *is hit by a vision of Jou in the collar and the handcuffs* *drools*
Otogi: ^.~ *winks @ Yugi* (Bet I know who...) Jounouchi in a puppy dog suit.
~On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me~
Bakura: *smirks* Four nights of *BEEP*ing.
Kitsune: BAKURA! *THWAP!* That's not your line!!
Bakura: So?
Kitsune: -.-;; So stick to the script! Or else...
Bakura: You can't do anything to me! I'm a Millennium Spirit!!
Yami: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! *runs by, followed by Relena Peacecraft from Gundam Wing*
Relena: YAMI!! Come kill me Yami!!!
Yami: Alright! I'll sing my *BEEP*ing line! JUST CALL HER OFF!!!
Kitsune: *snaps and Relena disappears* Well? *looks meaningfully at Bakura*
Bakura: 0.0 *meekly* Four Change of Hearts...
Jounouchi: _ *groans* (I STILL hate my line.) Three dog collars...
Seto: *snickering* Two sets of handcuffs...
Otogi: *laughing @ Bakura* Jounouchi in a puppy dog suit...
~On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me~
Anzu: ^_^ *jumps excitedly* (MY TURN!) FIVE FRIENDSHIP SPEECHES!!!
Bakura: O_O (DEAR GODS NNNNNOOOOOOO!!!!!) Four Change of Hearts...
Jounouchi: ~.~ *pulls out well-used earplugs* Three dog collars... *pops them in*
Seto: . *sticks his fingers in his ears* Two sets of handcuffs...
Otogi: *singing loud to block out Anzu's speech* AND JOUNOUCHI IN A PUPPY DOG SUIT!!!
~On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me~
Malik: *cackling evilly* Six new mind servants...
Anzu: *pouting* (That's not very nice...) FIVE FRIENDSHIP SPEECHES! *goes on to give one*
Bakura: Ò_Ó *pulls out a knife* Four Change of Hearts... (I'M GOING TO *BEEP*ING KILL HER!!!) *leaps forwards*
Jounouchi: .# (I still remember that incident.) *grabs Bakura and holds him back, trying not to get himself killed in the process* Three dog collars...
Seto: (...Isn't the Millennium Rod supposed to mine?) Two sets of handcuffs...
Otogi: O_o (How very... interesting) *thinks of what he would do if he had the Millennium Rod* Jounouchi in a puppy dog suit. o_o *hentai grin* ^_^ (Hey, could I see that Rod for a sec?)
~On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me~
Shaadi: *monotone* Seven Millennium Items...
Malik: -.-; (Geez, would it kill you to show a little emotion?) Six new mind servants...
Anzu: ^_^ FIVE FRIENDSHIP SPEECHES! (Maybe he's just lonely. You know you should really hang out with us, I mean we can be your friends and friendship is he most imp-)
Ryou: ^.^;; *with his hand over Anzu's mouth* (Nothing to see here, move along, move along...) Four Change of Hearts...
Jounouchi: X_X [EMS run in, stitch up Jou's side, shock him, then leave again] o_o (I'M ALIIIIIIIVE!!!) Three dog collars...
Seto: ò_ó *glaring at Ryou* (HOW DARE YOU LET YOUR YAMI HURT *MY* PUPPY!!!) Two sets of handcuffs... *holding Jou*
Otogi: Jounouchi in a puppy dog suit. ò_ó (YOUR puppy?!) *grabs Jou and tugs* (MINE!) *the two begin to fight*
~On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me~
Honda: (!) *watching Seto and Otogi fighting over his best friend* Eight hot bishounen... (Hey! How come I'm not on this list?!)
Kitsune: ^_^;; (Eh heh heh... Shaadi your turn!)
Shaadi: -_- *stoically* Seven Millennium Items...
Malik: Six new mind servants... *looking over the list* (Hmm... Jounouchi, Seto, Otogi, Ryou/Bakura, Malik/Marik, Shaadi, Yugi/Yami, and Pegasus... Your right, you're not on here!) *laughing*
Anzu: ^_^;; (Don't worry Honda... You'll always have your friends to help you.) FIVE FRIENDSHIP SPEECHES!
Ryou: *hugging his Bakura plushie* (Yes, after all... who needs girls anyway?) Four Change of Hearts...
Anzu: -_-;; (That's NOT what I meant.)
Jounouchi: _ *in the middle of a tug of war between Seto and Otogi* (Umm... guys... you're hurting me...) *They both let go immediately* T_T (Ouchies...) Three dog collars...
Seto: *glaring at Otogi* Two sets of handcuffs... (You know, this is all your fault!)
Otogi: ò_ó (My fault? If you hadn't tried to take away my dog, we wouldn't have hurt him!)
Seto: *growling* (I saw him first!)
Otogi: *growls back* (I owned him fi-) *thwack* (OW!)
Kitsune: -_- (Just say your line already...)
Otogi: *still growling at Seto* Jounouchi in a puppy dog suit...
~On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me~
Mai: ^_^ *smug grin* Nine Harpy Ladies...
Honda: *confused look* (Can she do that?) Eight hot bishounen...
Shaadi: (Yes... all she has to do is use Elegant Egotist twice.) Seven Millennium Items...
Malik: o_O (He spoke! On his own! The end of the world has come!!) Six new mind servants...
Anzu: ^o^ FIVE FRIENDSHIP SPEECHES! (MAI!) *glomps, temporarily forgetting her friendship speech*
Ryou: ^_^ *polite as always* (Nice to see you could make it Mai.) Four Change of Hearts...
Jounouchi: O_O *cowering* (Harpy ladies... bad memories...) Three dog collars... *whimpers*
Seto: 0_0 *drooling* (Did he just... whimper for us?) Two sets of handcuffs...
Otogi: 0_0 *drooling* (Yesss........) Jounouchi in a puppy dog suit..................
~On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me~
Yami: u_u Ten Monsters Dueling... *watches as his Dark Magician obliterates the other monsters* (Boring....)
Mai: -.-;; (Of course it's boring, Yami. You're pitting your Dark Magician against a bunch of low class monsters.) Nine Harpy Ladies... *winces as Yami's D. Magician destroys a Cyber Commando*
Honda: o_O (Hey! ...That was my favorite card....) Eight hot bishounen...
Shaadi: -_- (...) Seven Millennium Items...
Malik: 0_0 (That weak card is your favorite? No wonder you're no good at dueling!) Six new mind servants...
Anzu: ^_^ (Play nice boys...) FIVE FRIENDSHIP SPEECHES! *starts another speech - this one on "playing nice"*
Ryou: *wrestling Jou for the earplugs* Four Change of Hearts... *smacks Jou on the head and plugs his ears*
Jounouchi: @_@ Three dog collars...
Seto: x_x *out cold*
Otogi: x_x *out cold*
Kitsune: Sorry they were arguing again... I found some subs though...
Shizuka & Mokuba: ^_^ ^_^ *kawaii grins* Two sets of handcuffs, and Jounouchi in a puppy dog suit!
~On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me~
Yugi: =^_^= *pops up* (Hi Jou!) Eleven new game puzzles... *glomps him*
Jou: *blinks* (Erm... hey Yug'...)
Yami: Ten Monsters Dueling... *grins, goes back into the puzzle, then takes over Yugi's body* (Mmmm....) *snuggles closer*
Jounouchi: 0_o (...)
Mai: (Isn't it just adorable?) Nine Harpy Ladies... (I think it likes you Jou!)
Yami: ^_^ *discreetly gropes him*
Jounouchi: O_O *eyes widen* (YAMI!!!) *tries to detach himself from Yami*
Honda: O.o Eight hot bishounen...
Shaadi: -_- *bored* Seven Millennium Items...
Malik: *grins evilly* Six new mind servants... (Might as well go with the crowd... Oh Jounouchi-kun!!)
Jounouchi: O_O?!!
Anzu: FIVE FRIENDSHIP SPEECHES! (Yami... doesn't... like.... me? WAAAAAHH!!!)
Mai: (What am I? Chopped liver?!)
Ryou: *still clutching Bakura plushie* ^_^ (Holidays are so cheerful.) Four Change of Hearts...
Jounouchi: *trembling in the corner*
Kitsune: (Come on... it's just one more day...)
Jounouchi: *shakes his head* (Nuh-uh, don't wanna!)
Kitsune: *gives him a patented "Heero Yuy Death Glare" as Seto and Otogi start to wake up in the backround*
Jounouchi: *whispering* Three dog collars... *goes back to cringing*
Yugi: *goes over to comfort him*
Seto: *grabs Yugi* *growls* (Don't even think it.) Two sets of handcuffs...
Otogi: *sneaks his way towards Jounouchi*
Kitsune: *smacks him upside the head* (Bad Otogi!)
Otogi: T_T Jounouchi in a puppy dog suit!
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Kat: this is my favorite day so far... Yami's such a pervert. ^__^
Kit: o.O He scares me sometimes...