Ari: Ok this is a BRAND NEW FIC! It's a little more serious then my other fics so I hope you like it.

Inu- Yasha: Of COARSE they will like it.. I'M IN IT!

Kagome: Whatever.



Kagome stood near the well ready to jump. She checked her backpack and made sure she had packed everything she needed for her next little time jump. Clothes, homework, food, and some Rama noodles for a certain half- demon. Everything was there. She stood on the edge and jumped in. Kagome climbed back out of the well and was back in Ancient Japan again. The first thing she saw was Shippo and Inu-Yasha waiting for her (o joy)

Inu-Yasha: It's about time. What took you so long?

Kagome: I had school you moron.

Inu Yasha: School?

Kagome: Yes. School. That big building where you learn stuff?

(Inu Yasha looks clueless)

Kagome: Never mind

Shippo: What did you bring in your backpack with you Kagome?

Kagome: Oh, the usual. My clothes, my homework, some food, and some rama noodles.

(Inu Yasha's ears pick up at the sound of the word "rama noodles")

Inu Yasha: Did you say RAMA NOODLES???!!!!

Kagome: Yup.

Inu Yasha: (puppy eyes) They're for me, right?

Kagome: ~teasing~ Actually I was feeling a little hungry, myself. I think I'LL eat them

Inu Yasha: You wouldn't dare.

Kagome: Just watch me

(Kagome opens the noodles and dips in her chopsticks. She raises the noodles to her mouth. Inu Yasha jumps at her right as Kagome yells.)

"SIT!"

(Inu Yasha falls with a thump to the ground)

Inu Yasha: You are so CRUEL!

Kagome: (giggles) I was just kidding. I brought some noodles for you too.

(She reaches into her backpack and brings out another bowl on noodles. The hungry half-demon grabs the bowl and practically stuffs his whole face in it.)

Kagome: hehe. Got Ramen?

Shippo: huh?

Kagome: Never mind. You'd get it if you've seen the "Got Milk" commercials.

Shippo: Got what?

Kagome: Once again, never mind. You guys don't under stand anything that has to do with my time.

(The Rama hungry half-demon looks up)

Inu Yasha: We do so!

Kagome: Oh yeah? Then what's a computer?

Inu Yasha: A what?

Kagome: My point exactly.

(Inu Yasha who is still confused about the computer question hears voices from nearby. Sango comes out of the woods with Miroku (what a surprise) trailing closely behind.)

Sango: Hey guys. Oh hey Kagome! How have you been? You haven't been around lately.

Kagome: I've had a LOT of homework?

Inu Yasha: What's homework?

Kagome: ~sigh~ don't mind him. Come sit down.

(At the sound of the word "sit" Inu Yasha once again kerplopped into the ground with a thud)

Kagome: ~between laughter~ Sorry. I didn't mean to. Honest!

(Inu Yasha flashes her an angry stare and she just ignores it)

Inu Yasha: ~talking to Shippo~ what is it with women? One minute they are feeding you ramen and the next minute they are grinding you in the dirt. It's so confusing?

Shippo: Kind of like all things having to do with Kagome's time?

Inu Yasha: You mean like compluipurs?

Shippo: ~sigh~ Why don't you ask Miroku for some tips?

(Inu Yasha bursts out with laughter)

Inu Yasha: Miroku???? Women advice???? ARE YOU KIDDING!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Shippo: He might know a thing or two.

Inu Yasha: He might. I guess I'll try.

(Inu Yasha walks up to Miroku who is standing idle waiting for Sango's attention)

Inu Yasha: uhh.Miroku?

Miroku: What?

Inu Yasha: I.uhhh..need some help?

Miroku: What could YOU need help with

Inu Yasha: Well...it's more like advice.

Miroku: Advice on what? Wardrobe? Cause if so I just ordered a brand new silk kimono which would look grea..

Inu Yasha: No not wardrobe your numbskull!!!! I need some advice on women??

(Miroku burst out laughing)

Miroku: You????? Advice on girls???? Are you serious????????

Inu Yasha: ~turning bright red~ Yes. I'M SERIOUS!! CAN YOU HELP ME OR NOT!!!

Miroku: ok.ok. But make sure you pay attention good

Shippo: I have a BAD feeling about this..





Ari: He He! Advice from Miroku? This should be getting good!

Inu Yasha: I can't believe I need advice from HIM!

Miroku: HEY I KNOW WHAT I'M TALKIN ABOUT!!!

Random Happy Guy: THAT'S THE SPIRIT!!!

Inu Yasha: EEK! ~Slices random happy guy with steel cleaving fang~

Ari: Next chapter will be up soon. But for now R&R!