Ari: Finally! Part two of STRANDED IN TOKYO: The Advice
Inu Yasha: Oh god..
Shippo: he he he ^.^
Miroku: Hey! I give good advice!
Sango: Knowing him.. This WONT be pretty
Ari: Ok surprisingly I have decided to add a DISCLAIMER!!
Cast: ~gasp~
Ari: Oh, shut up! I do not own Inu Yasha.
Inu Yasha: Thank god!
Ari: SIT!!
~plop~
Inu Yasha: grrrrrr..
The stubborn Inu Yasha walks up to Miroku. Shippo following close behind
Inu Yasha: uhh.. Miroku?
Miroku: yeah?
Inu Yasha: I could use your help?
Miroku: ha! Well that's a first. You asking for help.
Inu Yasha: ~getting angry~ I. need.some.. advice?
Miroku: What could you need advice on? YOU know everything!
Shippo: HE WANTS SOME ADVICE ON WOMEN!
Inu Yasha: ~twitch twitch~ ~blush~
(Miroku bursts out into hysterical laughter)
Miroku: HAHAHAHAHA!!!! YOU WANT ADVICE ON WOMEN? FROM ME!!!! HAHAHAHA!!!!
Inu Yasha: Well are you going to HELP ME OR JUST LAUGH YOUR ASS OFF!
Miroku: Well it's fun to laugh at you but seeing as you'd probably kill me if I don't then I guess I can help you
Shippo: he he he he he
~Inu Yasha whacks Shippo~
Shippo: HEY! WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME!!!!!
Inu Yasha: Nothing. I just felt like whacking you on the head.
Shippo: Humph
Miroku: Ok well there are three things you have to do to get a girl to like you.
Inu Yasha: HEY! WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I WANT HER TO LIKE ME????
Miroku: Because your blushing.
Inu Yasha: I AM NOT!!!!!
Shippo: Yes you are
Inu Yasha: Shut up.
Miroku: Like I said. There are three things you have to do. First you have to get her attention.
Inu Yasha: how?
Miroku: I'M GETTING TO IT!!! Be patient young grasshopper
Inu Yasha: Do I look like an insect?
Miroku: Yes
Inu Yasha: ~to himself~ going to kill him. Going to kill him.
Miroku: The best way to get a girl's attention is to grab her ass.
Inu Yasha: ~pause~.Excuse me????
Miroku: You walk up to her and grab her ass. It shows that you like her.
Inu Yasha: Are you serious?
Miroku: Would I lie to you
Inu Yasha: yes
Miroku: I'VE NEVER LIED TO YOU!
Inu Yasha: You just did.
Miroku: Whatever. Just do what I say.
Inu Yasha: I guess. But if something bad happens you're going to wish that you've never been born!
Miroku: I'm an expert. I know what I'm doing
Shippo: yeah right
Miroku: Did you say something?
Shippo: NO
Inu Yasha: Fine. Here I go
Inu Yasha walks up to Kagome who is deep in conversation with Sango about nail polish. He slides next to her, puts his hand on her ass, and grabs it.
Kagome: IEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(She jumps up in the air in surprise)
Kagome: SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT!
At the sound of every "SIT" Inu Yasha is slammed into the ground.
Kagome: PERVERT!!! ~Turns to Miroku~ DID YOU TELL HIM TO DO THAT YOU STUPID MONK!!
Miroku: ~choking up laugher~ NO.NOT AT ALL ;)
(Kagome grabs IY by the ear and yanks him up)
Kagome: WHAT WAS THAT FOR??????
Inu Yasha: uhh.MIROKU MADE ME DO IT!!!
Miroku: DID NOT!!
Inu Yasha: DID TOO!
Miroku: DID NOT!!
Inu Yasha and Shippo: DID TOO!!!
Miroku: HEY I THOUGHT YOU WERE ON MY SIDE!!!
Shippo: Well.It WAS your advice!
Kagome: ADVICE?? ~Twitch twitch~
Shippo: Yeah. Inu Yasha wanted advice about how to make you like him so he asked Miroku and Miroku told him to grab you butt so that's what he did.
Kagome: ~still twitching excessively~ MIROKU YOU PERVERT!!!!!
Sango: HEY! THAT'S MY LINE!!!
Kagome: I DON'T CARE!!!!!!
Kagome grabs the now very afraid Miroku by the ear and screams.
Kagome: WHAT WERE YOU THINKING TELLING HIM THAT!!
Miroku: Seriously? I thought it would work
Kagome: ~anime fall.~ ~gets up~ THAT'S IT!!! I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS!!!
Ever so randomly, Seshomaru (Fluffy, hehe) appears out of nowhere right in front of Kagome.
Seshomaru: So where are you going young lady.
Kagome: OUT OF MY WAY MR. ARMLESS!!!!! ~She shoves Seshomaru out of her way and continues to walk~
Seshomaru: I'm going to ignore that..
Seshomaru lifts his hand and aims at Kagome. A cool greenish light flashes from it and Kagome goes flying into the "Bone Eaters Well" which just happens to be right in front of her.
Kagome: ~falling~ AHHHH!!!!
Inu Yasha runs and jumping in after Kagome
Inu Yasha: ~falling~ KAGOME!
Shippo runs and jumps in after Inu Yasha
Shippo: INU YASHA!!!!!!
Sango runs and jumps in after Shippo
Sango: SHIPPO!!!!!!
Miroku runs (what a surprise) and jumps in after Sango
Miroku: SANGO!!!!!!!!
Seshomaru runs and jumps in after Miroku
Seshomaru: MIROKU!!!!
~Pause~
Inu Yasha: Wait a second! Wait a second! Why is Seshomaru jumping in after Miroku
Seshomaru: You know brother; there are some very surprising things about me that you DON'T know
Kagome: Ok.if he meant what I think he meant then I think I'm going to puke
Miroku: ~to himself~ you know I always found him very appealing..
Ari: I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that nad continue with my fic.
~Continue~
The entire cast lands with a thud at the bottom of the well.
Kagome: OOF!
Inu Yasha: OOF!
Shippo: OOF!
Sango: OOF!
Miroku: OOF!
Seshomaru: OOF!
Kagome peels herself from under the pig pile and gets up. Surprisingly she sees a ladder extending from the well.
Kagome: Uh..Oh...
Shippo climbs up and sits on Kagome's head. They are in some kind of building and outside they see more buildings
Shippo: Uh.Guys??? I don't think we're in Ancient Japan anymore.
Ari: I'm so evil!!!!
Kagome: HAHA! That last line sounded like what Dorothy said in the Wizard of Oz "Todo. I don't think we are in Kansas anymore"
Inu Yasha: Wizard of what????
Kagome: ~sweat drop~ Never mind.
Seshomaru: ~sitting next to and talking to Miroku~ so what did you say your favorite hobby was? Oh, by the way, nice shoes!
Sango: Ok, that is SOO wrong.
Ari: Please ignore "Fluffy" and REVIEW! ;)
Inu Yasha: Oh god..
Shippo: he he he ^.^
Miroku: Hey! I give good advice!
Sango: Knowing him.. This WONT be pretty
Ari: Ok surprisingly I have decided to add a DISCLAIMER!!
Cast: ~gasp~
Ari: Oh, shut up! I do not own Inu Yasha.
Inu Yasha: Thank god!
Ari: SIT!!
~plop~
Inu Yasha: grrrrrr..
The stubborn Inu Yasha walks up to Miroku. Shippo following close behind
Inu Yasha: uhh.. Miroku?
Miroku: yeah?
Inu Yasha: I could use your help?
Miroku: ha! Well that's a first. You asking for help.
Inu Yasha: ~getting angry~ I. need.some.. advice?
Miroku: What could you need advice on? YOU know everything!
Shippo: HE WANTS SOME ADVICE ON WOMEN!
Inu Yasha: ~twitch twitch~ ~blush~
(Miroku bursts out into hysterical laughter)
Miroku: HAHAHAHAHA!!!! YOU WANT ADVICE ON WOMEN? FROM ME!!!! HAHAHAHA!!!!
Inu Yasha: Well are you going to HELP ME OR JUST LAUGH YOUR ASS OFF!
Miroku: Well it's fun to laugh at you but seeing as you'd probably kill me if I don't then I guess I can help you
Shippo: he he he he he
~Inu Yasha whacks Shippo~
Shippo: HEY! WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME!!!!!
Inu Yasha: Nothing. I just felt like whacking you on the head.
Shippo: Humph
Miroku: Ok well there are three things you have to do to get a girl to like you.
Inu Yasha: HEY! WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I WANT HER TO LIKE ME????
Miroku: Because your blushing.
Inu Yasha: I AM NOT!!!!!
Shippo: Yes you are
Inu Yasha: Shut up.
Miroku: Like I said. There are three things you have to do. First you have to get her attention.
Inu Yasha: how?
Miroku: I'M GETTING TO IT!!! Be patient young grasshopper
Inu Yasha: Do I look like an insect?
Miroku: Yes
Inu Yasha: ~to himself~ going to kill him. Going to kill him.
Miroku: The best way to get a girl's attention is to grab her ass.
Inu Yasha: ~pause~.Excuse me????
Miroku: You walk up to her and grab her ass. It shows that you like her.
Inu Yasha: Are you serious?
Miroku: Would I lie to you
Inu Yasha: yes
Miroku: I'VE NEVER LIED TO YOU!
Inu Yasha: You just did.
Miroku: Whatever. Just do what I say.
Inu Yasha: I guess. But if something bad happens you're going to wish that you've never been born!
Miroku: I'm an expert. I know what I'm doing
Shippo: yeah right
Miroku: Did you say something?
Shippo: NO
Inu Yasha: Fine. Here I go
Inu Yasha walks up to Kagome who is deep in conversation with Sango about nail polish. He slides next to her, puts his hand on her ass, and grabs it.
Kagome: IEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(She jumps up in the air in surprise)
Kagome: SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT!
At the sound of every "SIT" Inu Yasha is slammed into the ground.
Kagome: PERVERT!!! ~Turns to Miroku~ DID YOU TELL HIM TO DO THAT YOU STUPID MONK!!
Miroku: ~choking up laugher~ NO.NOT AT ALL ;)
(Kagome grabs IY by the ear and yanks him up)
Kagome: WHAT WAS THAT FOR??????
Inu Yasha: uhh.MIROKU MADE ME DO IT!!!
Miroku: DID NOT!!
Inu Yasha: DID TOO!
Miroku: DID NOT!!
Inu Yasha and Shippo: DID TOO!!!
Miroku: HEY I THOUGHT YOU WERE ON MY SIDE!!!
Shippo: Well.It WAS your advice!
Kagome: ADVICE?? ~Twitch twitch~
Shippo: Yeah. Inu Yasha wanted advice about how to make you like him so he asked Miroku and Miroku told him to grab you butt so that's what he did.
Kagome: ~still twitching excessively~ MIROKU YOU PERVERT!!!!!
Sango: HEY! THAT'S MY LINE!!!
Kagome: I DON'T CARE!!!!!!
Kagome grabs the now very afraid Miroku by the ear and screams.
Kagome: WHAT WERE YOU THINKING TELLING HIM THAT!!
Miroku: Seriously? I thought it would work
Kagome: ~anime fall.~ ~gets up~ THAT'S IT!!! I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS!!!
Ever so randomly, Seshomaru (Fluffy, hehe) appears out of nowhere right in front of Kagome.
Seshomaru: So where are you going young lady.
Kagome: OUT OF MY WAY MR. ARMLESS!!!!! ~She shoves Seshomaru out of her way and continues to walk~
Seshomaru: I'm going to ignore that..
Seshomaru lifts his hand and aims at Kagome. A cool greenish light flashes from it and Kagome goes flying into the "Bone Eaters Well" which just happens to be right in front of her.
Kagome: ~falling~ AHHHH!!!!
Inu Yasha runs and jumping in after Kagome
Inu Yasha: ~falling~ KAGOME!
Shippo runs and jumps in after Inu Yasha
Shippo: INU YASHA!!!!!!
Sango runs and jumps in after Shippo
Sango: SHIPPO!!!!!!
Miroku runs (what a surprise) and jumps in after Sango
Miroku: SANGO!!!!!!!!
Seshomaru runs and jumps in after Miroku
Seshomaru: MIROKU!!!!
~Pause~
Inu Yasha: Wait a second! Wait a second! Why is Seshomaru jumping in after Miroku
Seshomaru: You know brother; there are some very surprising things about me that you DON'T know
Kagome: Ok.if he meant what I think he meant then I think I'm going to puke
Miroku: ~to himself~ you know I always found him very appealing..
Ari: I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that nad continue with my fic.
~Continue~
The entire cast lands with a thud at the bottom of the well.
Kagome: OOF!
Inu Yasha: OOF!
Shippo: OOF!
Sango: OOF!
Miroku: OOF!
Seshomaru: OOF!
Kagome peels herself from under the pig pile and gets up. Surprisingly she sees a ladder extending from the well.
Kagome: Uh..Oh...
Shippo climbs up and sits on Kagome's head. They are in some kind of building and outside they see more buildings
Shippo: Uh.Guys??? I don't think we're in Ancient Japan anymore.
Ari: I'm so evil!!!!
Kagome: HAHA! That last line sounded like what Dorothy said in the Wizard of Oz "Todo. I don't think we are in Kansas anymore"
Inu Yasha: Wizard of what????
Kagome: ~sweat drop~ Never mind.
Seshomaru: ~sitting next to and talking to Miroku~ so what did you say your favorite hobby was? Oh, by the way, nice shoes!
Sango: Ok, that is SOO wrong.
Ari: Please ignore "Fluffy" and REVIEW! ;)