Britz-I've really got to stop with the author notes, I don't have anything to say, anyway ladies and gents, I'm on holidays at long last, ahh, sweet relief, I'll probably start writing more even though this is nearly done, otherwise I'll go stir-crazy and end up a gibbering mess.
~Planet Strangelove, Or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Skater Bomb~
Chapter Eleven
*Back at Cassie mansion, the new ship is parked in her expansive backyard, the Animorphs and rebels load the ship with the bomb*
Cassie-We've got to hurry! Skaters could be on their way already if Lenny squealed!
Jake-*carrying guns into the ship* Aww but this crap's heavy.
*Inside the ship Britney, two rebels and Marco are putting in the super skater bomb onto a huge clamp over a door in the floor.*
Britney-There, when we're over the Statue of Liberty, this button will open the door and release the clamp, bomb falls, bada-bing, evil queen gone.
Marco-Beautiful work Ms Spears and all without innocent blood spilled, your rebellion really has some fresh new ideas.
Britney-Umm, yeah, that's the way.
*Suddenly outside dozens of skater boys storm Cassie's estate, rolling in on skateboards, firing everywhere.*
Cassie-Ahhh! The ship! Get in the ship! *starts running for the ship*
Jake-Damn Lenny! *runs inside, shuts the door*
Cassie-Open up you dumb bastard!!
*Jake opens the door, Cassie runs inside, followed by several rebels under heavy fire. The ship takes off.*
Cassie-*looking out window watching her llamas and other people getting gunned down* My llamas, my precious babies!!
Tobias-[What about all those people at your house we left behind?]
Cassie-Meh, but the llamas!
*The ship blasts towards the Statue of Liberty*
Chapter Twelve
"They've taken off!" Cried the voice on the radio "They're gone, heading towards the statue!"
Avril stared darkly at the radio, "Damnit! Red alert! We must prepare for attack."
"Yes your majesty!" Jeff agreed, "But we must get you out of her, our informant tells us the ship may be able to penetrate our defences!"
"You would have me run?! Like a cowardly teenybopper?!" Queen Lavigne yelled. "I will stay and fight, like a true skater chick!!"
"Well, if you insist." Jeff grabbed his walkie-talkie and screamed into it, "All Skaters to battle stations! incoming attack ship!"
Skater boys all over the fortress grabbed their arms and ran for the battle stations and gun turrets, Avril Lavigne herself grabbed her guitar blaster and skateboard.
"And so it begins," She said coldly "And ends, no wait, ends, just ends."
Chapter Thirteen
Marco sat against the wall by the bomb, waiting for them to get to the statue, Britney stood by the controls, she looked like she was psyching herself up for the big moment, they were alone in the room, Marco could think of several tantalizing Penthouse-esque possibilities here but figured this probably wasn't the time or the place.
Marco stared at the bomb for a moment, and that was when he saw the sticker, it was a smiley face with the famous 'Have A Nice Day' slogan printed under it, he dismissed it as a joke until he saw it was peeling off, and that there was another label under it.
Marco got up and walked over, Britney stayed motionless, not noticing him.
He ripped off the sticker, and his mind didn't quite compute what he saw under it for a second, it was the nuclear symbol inside its yellow triangle.
"No, it couldn't be." Marco muttered, then he noticed the warning label beside the symbol, 'Super Skater Bomb: Aim away from face' it read, but that too was peeling away to reveal another label, he pulled it off and stood in awe.
The real label read 'Skater-Nuke: Very bad news, causes mass destruction and loss of life do not drop in populated area, unless of course, you want that, but I suppose that's a given.'
Marco recoiled in horror, "Britney, we can't drop this in New York! We've been tricked by one of your rebels, quick we've got to tell the others."
Marco recognised the sound of a gun being cocked behind his back, the barrel pressed in between his shoulder blades, "I'm afraid I can't let you do that Marco." Britney said.
*To Be Continued*
Britz-Short I know but I'm gonna cram it in right after chap 4 and the next one is really, really long (and the final one), so no complaints! Anyhoo, how about a review for this tantalizing little twist? Eh? Eh?
~Planet Strangelove, Or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Skater Bomb~
Chapter Eleven
*Back at Cassie mansion, the new ship is parked in her expansive backyard, the Animorphs and rebels load the ship with the bomb*
Cassie-We've got to hurry! Skaters could be on their way already if Lenny squealed!
Jake-*carrying guns into the ship* Aww but this crap's heavy.
*Inside the ship Britney, two rebels and Marco are putting in the super skater bomb onto a huge clamp over a door in the floor.*
Britney-There, when we're over the Statue of Liberty, this button will open the door and release the clamp, bomb falls, bada-bing, evil queen gone.
Marco-Beautiful work Ms Spears and all without innocent blood spilled, your rebellion really has some fresh new ideas.
Britney-Umm, yeah, that's the way.
*Suddenly outside dozens of skater boys storm Cassie's estate, rolling in on skateboards, firing everywhere.*
Cassie-Ahhh! The ship! Get in the ship! *starts running for the ship*
Jake-Damn Lenny! *runs inside, shuts the door*
Cassie-Open up you dumb bastard!!
*Jake opens the door, Cassie runs inside, followed by several rebels under heavy fire. The ship takes off.*
Cassie-*looking out window watching her llamas and other people getting gunned down* My llamas, my precious babies!!
Tobias-[What about all those people at your house we left behind?]
Cassie-Meh, but the llamas!
*The ship blasts towards the Statue of Liberty*
Chapter Twelve
"They've taken off!" Cried the voice on the radio "They're gone, heading towards the statue!"
Avril stared darkly at the radio, "Damnit! Red alert! We must prepare for attack."
"Yes your majesty!" Jeff agreed, "But we must get you out of her, our informant tells us the ship may be able to penetrate our defences!"
"You would have me run?! Like a cowardly teenybopper?!" Queen Lavigne yelled. "I will stay and fight, like a true skater chick!!"
"Well, if you insist." Jeff grabbed his walkie-talkie and screamed into it, "All Skaters to battle stations! incoming attack ship!"
Skater boys all over the fortress grabbed their arms and ran for the battle stations and gun turrets, Avril Lavigne herself grabbed her guitar blaster and skateboard.
"And so it begins," She said coldly "And ends, no wait, ends, just ends."
Chapter Thirteen
Marco sat against the wall by the bomb, waiting for them to get to the statue, Britney stood by the controls, she looked like she was psyching herself up for the big moment, they were alone in the room, Marco could think of several tantalizing Penthouse-esque possibilities here but figured this probably wasn't the time or the place.
Marco stared at the bomb for a moment, and that was when he saw the sticker, it was a smiley face with the famous 'Have A Nice Day' slogan printed under it, he dismissed it as a joke until he saw it was peeling off, and that there was another label under it.
Marco got up and walked over, Britney stayed motionless, not noticing him.
He ripped off the sticker, and his mind didn't quite compute what he saw under it for a second, it was the nuclear symbol inside its yellow triangle.
"No, it couldn't be." Marco muttered, then he noticed the warning label beside the symbol, 'Super Skater Bomb: Aim away from face' it read, but that too was peeling away to reveal another label, he pulled it off and stood in awe.
The real label read 'Skater-Nuke: Very bad news, causes mass destruction and loss of life do not drop in populated area, unless of course, you want that, but I suppose that's a given.'
Marco recoiled in horror, "Britney, we can't drop this in New York! We've been tricked by one of your rebels, quick we've got to tell the others."
Marco recognised the sound of a gun being cocked behind his back, the barrel pressed in between his shoulder blades, "I'm afraid I can't let you do that Marco." Britney said.
*To Be Continued*
Britz-Short I know but I'm gonna cram it in right after chap 4 and the next one is really, really long (and the final one), so no complaints! Anyhoo, how about a review for this tantalizing little twist? Eh? Eh?