What happened to all of our heroes... and affiliates:
Zidane: Brought one of the Stupidienites home and tamed it. It
now can speak in coherent sentences. We think...
Stupidienite: King Stoopid! Me's bowses down
fo' yous!
Zidane: Stop calling me that!!!
Dagger: Seems our anger management courses worked a little...
too... well.... She's way too damn happy! >.
Sephiroth: Got his hair cut... SHORT!!! (Lee: Gasp and horror!
NOOO!!! The sin of it all!!! :(
*Maia hides scissors behind her back.* It was me, me, me, me, me...
*giggles maniacally* *runs and hides, still giggling, from Sephy fangirls,
including Lee*)
Kuja: Goes home to find that his mother had crafted him another
evil-looking black mage bed. Screamed and ran from his house. Hasn't been
seen since. O_O
Cloud: Kept stalking/protecting Maia. >_
Locke: Woke up, screamed at Edgar (again), then fell back asleep.
Edgar: Ran from a rabid Locke (armed with a spoon), because
he tried to say hi to Celes. Then Locke picked up a fork and Edgar began
to run really fast.
Sabin: One verse:
"When kingship's got you down
Just don't mope and frown
Something, something
Then you'll see
You'll avoid catastrophe
.......... Dangit!!!"
Terra: Is really tired because she had to wrestle the fork and
spoon from Locke.
Celes: Is slightly scared because Locke is so very protective.
Mikoto: Um... She'll get back to you when she can walk in a
straight line. >_
Yuffie: Went on a Save-Yer-Gil commercial and ended up doing
really bad acting and lost the company a couple million gil. She then suffered
a heart attack and is now in the hospital.
Zell: Ate so may hot dogs he almost exploded. He went to the
hospital, where he met Yuffie. They had nice conversations. ^_^
Librarian Girl with Funny Pigtails that Zell's in Love with:
Charged into the hospital and strangled Zell, right in the middle of one
of Zell's and Yuffie's conversations.
Headmaster Cid: Continued to watch his inferior Sunday morning
cartoons. (Cid: "Go Powerpuff girls!!!! ^______^")
Pacman: Deceased.
Cookie Captain: Protected his maze forever more. Was later killed
in a war between his "dot troops" and the Pacman Ghosts that the Authors
Forgot the Names of.
Ms. Pacman: She sits by Pacman's grave (there are many others,
but she doesn't know that...) day and night. Is sometimes seen in the graveyard
beating up punks who venture too close.
All of the Pacman Ghosts that the Authors Forgot the Names of:
Went on with their meaningless lives of slowly floating around their maze.
Now you know why they get so worked up over "visitors".
The Almighty Holy Dot: Went back to "that hell-hole". Was never
seen again.
The Ex-Whore with Baby Bud(wiser): She was recently seen on
an episode of Maury entitled "Which of These Ten Men Fathered my Child?".
This issue was never resolved. Baby Bud now has some terrible psychological
issues.
The Rest of the Ex-Whores: Went on with their meaningless lives.
A couple of them are still standing around, looking for Cloud, simply because
their educations are that of kindergarten dropouts.
The Book-Shelf Elf: Plain and simple... "I am not here. I am
the wall. I am the wall. I am the wall."
The Attorney Guys: Were recently in a law suit concerning the
difference between Pepsi and Coke. They refused to answer any questions
but many were seen later having a brawl over the issue.
The Stupidienites: Um.. They all kind of... stumble around aimlessly
and bash into each other, forget what they're doing, then wander some more.
Reporter and his Worker Guys: Are still running, terrified of
the presence of the Deleter, today.
The First Nurse of Dr. 666: Quit her job after the threats from
Dr. 666 and is now residing in sunny Florida.
The Stupid Nurse who Didn't Know Whether the Tape was Live or Recorded:
Was fired and she lives now in sunny Florida. *points up* Are these two
the same? You'll never know......... ^_^
"Another Guy" in Nibelheim: He's simply.... another guy....
^_~
Bitty Buggies: Deceased.
Precariously Placed Coffee Table: It is constantly precariously
placed and Maia has now padded the edges and corners, to halt all of the
accidents that happen.
Kuja's Carpentry-Lacking Skilled Mom: Went on to build beds
for thousands of children, who never slept again... Many of them now have
highly-skilled psychiatrists.
Squall: Became a rich tycoon and runs Balamb Garden...
Rinoa: ...with her by his side.
Amarant: Is in a coma. Maia hit him too hard.
Eiko: Is still with the kid assassins, but is slightly more
messed up than usual. Maia hit her too hard.(See 'Miracle Medicine')
Quistis: Still gives boring tutorials. Nobody seems to acknowledge
her existence anymore. She is simply the wind or the smoke to everybody.
Vincent: Went back to sleeping, announcing that he was tired
of existing in the outside world. We'll drag him out in about a month.
^_^
Dr. Kadowaki: Sits, frightened and huddled in a corner, afraid
of being assassinated by Zidane.
Note: Yes, we turned Sephiroth into a punk/moron, Kuja into a
prissy girl, Yuffie into a power saleswoman, Mikoto into a booze hound
and Cloud into one of those injured lover/stalker people. Don't blame us,
it's just how it turned out. Yes, we also made Sephiroth, Kuja and Cloud
oddly girlie. Check out the hair conversation in the Pacman maze. *shrugs*
Don't ask us, that's just how it turned out.
Maia: So that's it.
Lee: Possibly...
Maia: Does this need a sequel?
Lee: Possibly...
Maia: Will you stop saying that?!
Lee: Possibly...
Maia: Arg. *runs off to her computer* I'm going to get started on the
next one! Did you listen to any of the words that I just said?
Lee: Possibly...
Maia: *comes back and snatches the tape recorder from Lee* Ha ha!
Lee: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Maia: That was my idea, idiot!
Lee: Possibly...
Dr. 666: "AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
I HAAAAAAATTTTTTTEEEEEE THEM ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!" *pounds his fists
on the ground in a temper tantrum. Then, stops and looks up with an evil
grin.* "Mwa ha ha ha ha ha... AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
HA HA HA HA HA HA*breath*HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
HA HA HA*breath*HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA–Ow! I bit my tongue
again! ;_;"
Maia: Thanks for reading, everyone! Have a great holiday!